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Listen, Is this the Chaotic Evil way of cutting Pizza?

Maybe.

But I raise you these counterpoints

1. Every slice has a piece of Salami

2. Every salami piece is unbroken

3. All slices have the same amount of salami

Conclusion: This is clearly the superior way of cutting pizza

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ao3 turns 15 today

reblog if youre older than ao3

(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)

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Blood of the Brother Chapter 8 Out Now

To Live Without A Lifeline

Special thanks to Ash / @c0nsumemy5oul for beta reading this for me <3

I again forgot to post the sneak peek because I'm just studying every day from 9 to 4 or 5, but here it is:

“Trust me, you’d notice if a person around you was a Horcrux,” Pandora said. “Horcrux poisoning isn’t fun to experience.” 

“Horcrux poisoning?” 

“Yes. It’s quite fascinating actually. These things are so dark, the energy is oozing out of them and spreading like a virus. It makes you angry, aggressive, paranoid, irritable, hostile-“ 

“Oh, do you have Horcrux poisoning, Regulus?” 

Regulus glared at him, which was undermined by his friends giggling beside him. 

“No. I just hate your face.” 

“This face? Come on now. What’s there to hate, Love?” 

“Do you want it by severity or alphabetically?” 

“By percentage of how much it takes up of my facial surface area,” James said with a smug grin on his face. He was close to having this food smeared over 100% of his facial surface area. 

“Your hair. Your glasses. Your nose,” Regulus said dryly. “And your mouth but mostly for what comes out of it.” 

“Oh, so, other than my words, you like my mouth?” He winked at him. 

Barty snorted, not even trying to hold back anymore. 

“Yes. In fact, I’m willing to cut it off and keep it as a trophy. While I’m at it, I might then sew the remaining hole shut so I can finally be free of these useless comments.” 

“Put ‘em on your nightstand next to my eye.” 

“I will.” 

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I just saw someone say Thanos = Barty Crouch Jr

And Yes, I see it!

anyone else thinking about a Marauders Squid Game AU ?

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anyone else thinking about a Marauders Squid Game AU ?

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regulus wakes up on a sunday morning and james is softly kissing his shoulder and he’s still half asleep and he calls james baby and they get up and make breakfast together and feed their cats and go on a walk but regulus makes james carry him on his back halfway through and they go home and lay on the couch and eat ice cream and doze for hours and they live happily ever after amen

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I dislike Reg's dress and hate James's glasses and half-way through, I was fed up with this picture and didn't add any shading. But, yeah, this is my official "artwork" for my fic "I adored you Madly, Extravagantly, Absurdly."

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Regulus: Jamie, Barty has something to say to you *pushes Barty towards James*

Barty: *rubs the back of his neck*

James: Uhh

Barty:I just wanted to say I was wrong about you and basically wanted to apologies,

James: Oh..

Barty: Yeah so ‘unfuck’ you or whatever.

Regulus: *facepalms*

James: That was beautiful Barty

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Nothing is wrong with you - in fact, what is wrong with us that this is not a widespread headcanon?

Ofc James is the kind of person to name his broom. 100%. No doubt.

And either during dating Reg - or better BEFORE during his pining era - he would name it Starchaser

(Reg thinks he is so embarrassing)

And before that with Lily? - Gingersnap? Firebolt is already taken but it would work great. Firechaser? Flowerchaser?

I had a dream that James Potter named his broom "Starchaser" what is wrong with me

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in 2025 let’s bring back being enthusiastic on ao3. leave a comment on every chapter. leave kudos and, if necessary, leave “double kudos” in the comments. tags and notes on bookmarks. the whole nine yards. let’s show fanfic authors how much we love them.

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people are always complaining about things jegulus shippers do but when you’re like okay show me the fic. send me the fucking fanfic you’re talking about. suddenly it’s all wellllll i’ve seen people say/i saw a tiktok comment/etc etc.

so you’re just making things up to be mad about then, is that the case?

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Yes!!

I've had a one shot idea for so long where Reg & James have a secret relationship & almost no one but James knows he's trans. Regulus sneaks into James dorm and is allowed to wear James’s clothes for a few hours while they cuddle.

During the holidays, Regulus suddenly stumbles onto the front yard of the Potter residence, crying and being all dolled up in a ballgown. He ran away from home where his parents had organised a ball that was actually a speed-dating event to find him a husband.

James sees him and brings him inside, worrying and comforting him, calling him Regulus. Sirius sees this and is very, very confused - first of all, what is happening between these two? And second, why is James calling him Regulus?

(In the end he stays with the Potters, Sirius & Euphemia take him shopping and Euphemia cuts his hair. James is fighting everyone to be allowed to sleep in the same bed as Reg to keep him calm and safe at night)

my favorite version of "sirius finding out about jegulus" is when sirius is worried james (who he views as the straightest person on earth) sees regulus as a girl only to find out that james affirms regulus's identity more than anyone. especially if it involves james and sirius rescuing regulus from grimmauld, and especially especially if this rescue involves sirius and james seeing regulus in a ballgown. what can i say, i have very specific tastes

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The best trope in TV/writing is and always will be:

Butler: May I speak freely, Sir?

Noble / Rich Guy / Boss: Of course, my friend. I value your insights and opinions.

Butler: *Absolutely loses it, roasts all his life decisions and rips him a new one about fucking up his current relationship*

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You know you’re fucked up when Regulus Black is your comfort character

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I love crime shows & I need a good Marauders Murder Mystery where James & Regulus are working on a case together & fall in love pretty please

Like imagine, Regulus being a genius pathologist who doesn't want to work with the Aurors but agrees to assist on a case as a favour to his brother. Of course, James is the auror he is working with for most of it.

There's lots of bickering because Regulus thinks James is kinda stupid & too idealistic.

And James is constantly doing heart eyes while Regulus is info-ranting.

Plus: saving each other in dangerous situations when one of them is recklessly stumbling into a trap or provoking a suspect.

There is so much potential here but it would require too much research for me to write it 😅

If someone wants to write it or knows a fic like it - gimme please!!

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Me but with uni majors

I studied English Literature/culture studies & Linguistics - Regulus studies literature or linguistics in the modern aus

I study law now - Regulus studies law in the modern aus

(This is mostly because I can never think of other majors)

i love projecting my own traits and hobbies onto my favourite character

i start crocheting? regulus would totally crochet!

im eating a cup of instant ramen? regulus would totally do the same!

im the height of a fucking garden gnome? he's a short king!!!

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Hi

Would it be ok if i made a bind of your beauty never ever scared me?

Its just for me to sit on my book shelf and read and Im giving you full credit

Its really great and a perfect length to bind without being too long

Hope your having a good day ✨

Hi,

Yes you can totally do that! I love it when people make binds of my work! It's such a cool Hobby ❤️

Have fun