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Starbucks had Christmas music and their Christmas cups today so in honour of that here are some memes to celebrate the classic experience of being a Jew from November to December

I know it's early but cheshvan has no holidays and so yeah

Fuck it

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this is simply the greatest video i have ever seen

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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

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hello tumblr user. in front of you is depiction of male pregnancy that is not intended to be associated with omegaverse in any capacity. your job is to avoid making any comments relating to mpreg in any way, especially any comments that treat male pregnancy like it is inherently a fetish or something disgusting or horrifying. if you fail, several pregnant trans men will beat you to death with hammers. your time starts now

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*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

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Men don't wear white boxers with red hearts the way they used to

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Hey, the ACLU is getting people to send letters to your Reps to have Congress pass the No Kings Act.

This act would make constitutional amendments to ensure that even sitting presidents are held liable for their actions. That NOBODY is above the law.

Their goal is 150k messages sent and at the time of writing this they're about 2.1k off from that goal!

ACLU gives you a prefilled message that you can edit to send to make the process easier, and will send it out for you.

This only takes a few minutes!

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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

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не хотела рисовать розы

redraw of this ⬇️

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I think there needs to be a reckoning with the fact that the vast majority of Professional Highly Engaged Liberal Partisans agree with this guy

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i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.

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The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise

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I’ve trained my dogs to expect their dental treats when I offer them “the body of Christ”. Is this heresy or blasphemy?

A rare occasion where it's both! Animals can't receive communion/experience the sacraments because they have no souls. Additionally, I am going to safely assume you aren't a priest, so you aren't allowed to perform transubstantiation. Additionally, the Eucharist cannot be made of dental treats. Finally this whole thing is making a huge mockery of one of the single most sacred acts in Catholicism. Well done!