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kittywater hate is insane sorry... you can dislike a ship and not bitch about it you know !!! weird as hell to see jegulus shippers who are normally the ones SAYING "block the tag if you dont like it!" being the people complaining about a ship :/

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you know, there are many trans people in this world. and another thing is you can love them❗

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How Sirius has people saved in his phone ✨️

James — the notorious J.F.P.

Peter — wormussy

Remus — moonalicious moons

Lily — Lily Jasmine Evans of House Evans

Mary — Lily's friend (fit)

Marlene — box dye blonde girl

Emmeline — Andrea ? Idk

Alice — Hot girl on quidditch team

Frank — Hot guy on quidditch team

Dorcas — girl w/ the good hair

Pandora — freaky bitch

Evan — the one w/ the freak twin

Barty — Bartemius

Andromeda — Andi

Bellatrix — cousin 1

Narcissa — cousin 2

Xenophilius — blonde guy w/ the eyes

Regulus — kreacher fucker

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Batting my eyelashes at u til you tell me about biblically accurate mary mcdonald

imagine a teenage girl. that's mary macdonald. she is lipgloss and highlighter and spf and glitter, she is mary janes and kitten heels and novelty slippers, she's ily and kys, she's a bitch and she's a sweetheart, she's selfish but she'll give up anything for her friends, she's prideful but she has no standards, she has a roster full of A-list boys but she'll choose the one who treats her the worst, she's always upset but everything is actually okay, she's scared of blood but she's looking for a way to make you bleed, she's very loyal but she'll cheat if she's hurt, she's sure of herself but very insecure, she's constantly angry and feels unworthy of anger, she's guilty for no reason but it's also all her fault, she won't do skin care and then get upset abouther acne, she's planning human sacrifice, she's pinterest and tiktok and i love her.

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walburga will yell and scream and hit sirius, but if orion ever raises his voice at her son she'll float to his room like an angel and stay with him till he's alright

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grammys were crazyy yes i watched them a day late but i am my fathers daughter ❤️‍🩹 tell me why id never heard of doechii before now??? i habe got to start listening to her

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Congratulations to all my girls and Kendrick Lamar

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JIM GAFFIGAN?!?!?! why is he always everywhere

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if you listen to the same music over and over again your favourite part Will be weird and random and obscure. 25 seconds into rabbit heart (raise it up) the way florence sings "but will it" makes me go feral

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im lowkey obsessed with trevor noah's voice. i actually would listen to that man read the phone book

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i am ONE minor inconvenience away from deleting my account i am going INSANE

make it worth it for WHO??? FOR WHOOOOO 😭😭😭

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choose your fav flower friend

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Non-binary Alice Fortescue you will always be famous to me 🙏🙏

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stOP omfg the fanfiction mention am i literally georgia warr chat 😥 DRARRY??? in my ya novel??? it's more likely than you think!