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reread alice look at me today gawwwwd it hurts. delectable
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my cousin turns 40 this year which is cool because i turn 20 this year and my brother just turned 10 so we're all half each others' ages and i think that's neat
#shamefully though i do not actually know when her birthday is#its uh.... its this year though. she has a birthday this year i know that
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writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god's strongest soldier
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i love playing blogs with you, come to my house
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lily that is a bit impatient. lily that is a bit hot headed. lily that wont stop until she understands. lily that laughs with her whole body. lily that loses her temper sometimes and then feels upset. lily that worries a lot. lily that speaks quickly when she's excited. lily that talks to her babybump when shes pregnant with harry. lily that hums to herself when she's doing something and needs to focus. lily that loves baking. lily that does a little tiny dance when she's excited or something goes her way. lily that loves so so much.
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My five year plan is to listen to music
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obsessed w the fact that you have two separate "james kills barty" wips... anyways 📣 for the college dorm mate shenanigans one?
ask game
killing barty is his favourite pass time <3
but here !! (📣 = favr dialogue in the wip)
James knocked on the door only to be greeted with Sirius wearing clothes sluttier than most strippers – his torso, arms and thighs visible, a make up brush in hand and incomplete eyeshadow look on his lids. James raised a brow. Fuck, he looked good.
“I was upset and I decided to cut up my old clothes instead of myself. Come in?” Sirius said as greeting, walking away – the click, click, click of his high heeled boots mesmerizing.
James swallowed. “So therapy is working well for you, isn't it?” he said with more ease than he felt.
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soooooooo who was going to tell me
#was anyone going to tell me that boygenius members lucy dacus and julien baker are dating or was i just supposed to find out through#a youtube comment on Most Wanted Man myself????
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i was trying to do math and my brain was not working right and i was going to make a post complaining that i simply Cannot think anymore today and that i have thought enough! and then i noticed it was 10 pm
#like ohhhhhh. okay#i cant do math at this hour sorry. 10:00 is for watching tv and standing in the backyard with my dog staring blankly into the distance#<- reminded me that my optometrist actually prescribed Looking Into The Distance time LMAO
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i mean fuck i like pills i like drugs i like gettin money i like strippers i like to fuck i like day drinkin and day parties n hollywood i like doing hollywood shit snort it probably would
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if the rumours are true and Tumblr does end up shutting down at least we'll leave a legacy of [checks notes] making up a movie and [squints] getting the f slur to chart
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hot take for marauders fans: a character who does bad things who was also a product of their environment doesn’t excuse their actions.
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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
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