#regulus headcanon

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Sirius: it costs zero dollars to keep your rude comments to yourself

Regulus: well it also costs me zero dollars to say them out loud

Regulus: also our birth-givers are millionaires i think we can afford it

[regulusarcturusbabygirlsblog]

GUYSS I WROTE MY FIRST FIC EVER ON AO3

ACTUALLY IT’S NOT A FIC, IT’S JUST JEGULUS SMUT

BUT IF YOU WANNA CHECK IT OUT, IT’S CALLED “What did you expect princess” by davidbowiesslut

A LITTLE TASTE:

“Is he really that pretty? We changed the subject 5 minutes ago!” Sirius says, a mixture of surprise and fake disgust playing on his face.

Yeah he is, James thinks. But that’s not the problem right now. Because they can’t see the hand on his thigh under the table.

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Regulus would definitely pick Sirius's long hair off James's clothes and say "who is she?" every time as a joke

[randommmthoughts]

James would do anything for Regulus

But he would do ANYTHING for Regulus if he asks it in French

[moonydoodlez]

Regulus: I wasn't allowed to have knives so..

James: Yeah that makes sense, I wouldn't let you have a knife either

[yourgalgremlin]

I love how as a fandom we decided that Regulus Black has cold hands.

We really said : “The twink with the locket? That’s a POOR CIRCULATION havin’ bitch if I’ve ever seen one.”

[theyrealllesbians]

Regulus who is used to having terrible sleep all of the time soon realises (with mortified horror) that he gets a full 8 hours easily when James is there. He can even just stretch for a good 5-6 hours of his pillows still smell of James

[fae-whispers]

Regulus, laying in bed: Get out of my room.  Sirius, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.

[forensic-b1tch-aiden]

trans aroace reg who thought he had crushes on barty, remus, and james, but it was actually gender envy

[moonyspride]

james: DATE NIGHTTTTT

james: WHAT DO I WEAR

remus: clothes would be a good start mate

peter: oh and definitely some boxers

peter: unless you wanna go commando

sirius: jamie… please don’t turn up in your birthday suit to take my brother on a date

remus: reggie might like that though

sirius: don’t speak so daft remus

sirius: reggie doesn’t like naked bodies. he’s too young.

peter: he’s a year younger?

remus: sirius. question.

sirius: yes my moonage daydream?

remus: did you like the look of naked bodies last year when you were 17?

sirius, winking: i liked the sight of a naked you

peter: *walks out*

remus: padfoot.

sirius: oh come on. you practically gave me that one.

james: i mean you kinda did.

james: anyways. you’ve been no help at all.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus would be the type to write fanfics but completely be in denial about it Like:

Barty: Regulus is writing fanfics again

Regulus: They are not fanfics, I am simply writing some poems and stories about my favorite characters.

Barty: That’s what fanfic means.

Regulus: Shut the fuck up you don’t know shit!

Barty: you make them all gay!

Regulus: THEY ARE GAY IN CANON TOO!!

[beesunshiny]

A Regulus/Jegulus headcanon of mine is that Regulus is obsessed w/James’s Adam’s Apple & he’ll leave marks/hickeys on it which leads to everyone hounding James about their suspicions of him sneaking around with someone & who it could be (Regulus enjoys watching that chaos from afar).

[curiouslymyown]

Regulus goes nowhere without his noise cancelling headphones

[the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus]

Regulus signed off R.A.B in his letter to the dark lord after his death. Yes, it was because those were his initials, but also because that was his preferred initials.

Voldemort knew of him as his deadname, so by signing off with R.A.B, 1: Voldemort would not know it was him and 2: It was his final “f you” to Voldemort and his bigotry

[maladaptivewriting]

regulus black who struggles with chronic fatigue. regulus black who was never allowed to be sick as a child so now he fantasizes about developing a terminal illness so people will be forced to care for him. regulus black who was emotionally neglected by his parents. regulus black who only ever describes his childhood as ���lonely.”

[yourgalgremlin]

Some guy flirting with James @ the bar:

GUY: Hey pretty boy, I like your top

REG: I’m his top. Can I help you?

SIRIUS: (spits out his firewhisky)