#pandalily headcanon

[curiouslymyown]

Pandora is a mermaid and Dorcas is a siren

[uniquezx]

Listen, I love chronic workaholic x normal healthy person who forces them to take breaks as much as the next gal but Pandalily? Not that. Well, yes they are, but they’re both both of those things for each other.

Once Pandora gets started on her spellwork she is absolutely unstoppable. You cannot drag her away from it until she either passes out from exhaustion on her own or she finishes her experiments, lord knows enough fools have tried and failed to do so.

Lily spends actual days at the library studying, not even leaving to eat or sleep. Sometimes you’ll find her in the exact same place as she was 8 hours ago, still working and with no intention to stop anytime soon.

Eventually they figure out a system. They’d call mandatory breaks and the other one HAS to comply, if they don’t they won’t get to call a break for the other person next time (they both care much more about each other’s wellbeing than their own, it’s a very good system).

So Lily will go to Ravenclaw tower when she notices Pandora’s missing at lunch and force her to put her work away for a bit and kindly borrow some food from the kitchens with her, and next time Pandora will drag her out of the library and to her dorm when she starts complaining about her vision going wobbly with exhaustion.

Eventually, they start to almost look forward to the breaks, because they always get to spend them together. Years later, they’re married in a little cottage in the woods somewhere, and they still do it.

[shipspainfulships]

Yk what. Lily and Pandora are both femme. They're the most girliest girls to ever girl and they EAT. They never have to worry about being too girly or too much because their gorgeous beautiful girlfriend is also girly, they can never out girly each other. And I love that sm.

[managone16]

Regulus: Not this either! Ugh, I don’t have any fucking clothes to wear. Pandora: Reg, calm down. I’m sure he would like anything you wear— Regulus: No. I need to wear something good. Dorcas: But he already likes you so much— Regulus: Shut up. *shuffling through his clothes* I need something that would blow his mind. Barty: Maybe you just need to blow his dick, not mind. Dorcas:  Pandora: Regulus: Evan: He’s not wrong, you know?

[that-bitch-kat3]

(after the severus & lily friendship breakup)

marlene: fuck him you deserve better anyways!

mary: he was such a dick to you!

pandora: his karmic debt will catch up to him in his next life. he will be born as a cricket for 2 weeks and then get fed to someone’s gecko.

mary:

mary: that too

[a-great-tragedy]

Pandora has an “Unhealthy” obsession with flower crowns and she gives them to people she likes, platonically or romantically.

Lily will be peacefully studying in the library then suddenly realize someone put a flower crown in her hair, and she has no idea who the culprit is.

Or Dorcas, Regulus, Evan, and Barty will all be in the common room, just talking, when randomly they find out they’re all somehow wearing flower crowns.

Is it possible? No, but I will stand by it till the day I fucking die

[dobbysimp]

Barty and Evan would love to run one of those frat car wash (broom wash?) fundraiser things

They’d try to get reg to join but he refuses and threatens to kill them if they insist so instead he just manages the money

James and Sirius do join. Sirius didnt want to until he realized he could put on a show for Remus “most jealous man alive that will fuck you into remembering youre his” Lupin. James does it because it seems fun, giving Reg a show was just a nice side effect

They make it into a competition w evan and barty to see which pair gets more tips

They also make Frank join, for which Alice is oh so very grateful and she drives by to get her car washed/broom polished like three times in a row just because

Gilderoy acts like he’s rejecting their offer to join them except nobody asked him to at all. they keep rejecting him and he acts like he’s the one rejecting them because he’s too busy. Barty wants to curse him very badly, Peter stops him

It all spirals, they make a ton of money because this is te technically a new concept for wizards and its revolutionary (muggleborns and halfbloods are amused by the amazement)

The girls join them for next time so now they’re two teams. it 100% is a competition

Mary is a fan favorite and gets an insane amount of tips

Dorcas only joins bc she wants to be up and close to watch Marlene the whole time, plus she gets to touch her

Lily usually joins Regulus managing the money until one day Marlene is sick so she replaces her. Pandora conveniently buys a broom thay very same day and takes it to get cleaned even tho it’s new and spotless

[xiphions]

i strongly believe that xeno and pandora are poly. i just cannot imagine anything else. they're so poly. pandora literally gushes to xeno about having a crush on lily i don't know what to tell you.

[laluneduloup]

evan , pandora, & felix

[billsbae]

now imagine jegulus being harry's parents and pandalily being luna's. barty now has to deal with not only one but two kids, babysitting them

*playing with dolls*

barty: uh, how you doing?

harry looking at luna: uncle barty, say it in your girl voice!

luna: why do we keep asking you!

barty to james: hey look away

barty: how you doing? 🩷💅

james: *fvcking dies*

could work also with evan

[curiouslymyown]

I don’t know why but Lily Evans is the kind of girl to have a tuxedo cat

[evvvangeline44]

james with his star tattoo and regulus with his antlers tattoo

sirus with his moon tattoo and remus with his dog paw tattoo

barty with his rose tattoo and evan with his serpent tattoo

dorcas with her cherry tattoo and marlene with her sun tattoo

pandora with her flower tattoo and lily with her moth tattoo

[my-castles-crumbling]

Friendly reminder that in canon-

Friendly reminder that idgaf and I’m delusional.

[managone16]

The recap of the Marauders era fanon would be that we grabbed Harry Potter's parents and their friends, dipped them into a pool of rainbows and fucking ran with them.

[that-bitch-kat3]

marauders as shit my friends have said

lily: what the hell are you going to do with a vintage tibetian ceremonial bell?

pandora (mysteriously): oh you know.

[martie10]

Pandora: lily actually smiled at me today! like a real smile! do you think she likes me back?

Barty: I don't know, panda. believe what you want

*20 years later*

Luna: Proffesor Moody, do you have any books about nargles? I know they're real i just havent found one yet-

Barty as proffesor moody: I don't know, panda. believe what you want

LUNA SHOUD'VE CALLED HIM UNCLE BAT BUT ONLY KNEW HIM THROUGH A FAKE FACE AND IM NOW CRYING MYSELF TO SLEEP