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This is a head canon I’ve had for ages

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sirius is definitely putting werewolf remus on the hear me out cake

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Regulus "hard to get" Black and James "hard to get rid of" Potter

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regulus, remus, dorcas and evan as a friend group to me give the same energy as sirius, james, marlene and barty as a friend group (except one is a study group where they talk shit and complain, and the other is every teacher’s worst nightmare) is it canonically realistic? no but do i care? no

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occasional posts from users

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Pandora: The floor's lava!

James: *helping Regulus onto the table*

Barty: *kicks Evan off the sofa*

Dorcas: There are two types of boyfriends

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moonwater is so underrated btw, goodnight

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sluttiest thing a man can do is be james potter

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harry potter’s dead dad and sirius black’s little brother take up too much space in my head to be normal or healthy

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a non-selective plan for the resurgence of fic commissions

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jily x files au!

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sometimes i wonder if i’m really a perfectionist and then i remember that i have an incredibly detailed marauders era timeline that has every full moon, prank, birthday, and any important music that was released down to the day just in case one day i want to write fanfiction for this god forsaken fandom.

(and don’t worry it’s all fact checked and accurate)

okay it won’t let me put this in a reply so here it is lol

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I strongly believe one day just after sex, and I mean seconds after they both finish, Sirius looked Remus dead in the eye and said "Mischief managed" and got smacked on the head for it

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Sirius: what time is it?

Remus: 9:35

Sirius: oh god we still have 25 more minutes

Remus: yeah but that's only 5 minutes 5 times, each of those times just 60 seconds so we just have to wait 300 seconds 5 times, making it a total of 1500 seconds which is not that bad

Sirius:

Sirius: DID YOU JUST DO ALL THAT MATH IN YOUR HEAD?

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Lily, starring at a very sweaty James:

Remus, drooling at a very shirtless Sirius:

Dorcas, sneakily taking pictures of Marlene in her sports bra:

Alice, mumbling incoherently something about having Frank's kid:

Molly, knitting handcuff covers on the quidditch stands:

Mcgonagall: *hands them each a water bottle* for the thirst my dearests

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James: idk about this padfoot

Sirius: trust me! I haven't made a made a bad decision in minutes

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Lily: Remus is at that age where he only cares about one thing

James: boys?

Lily: no, chocolate

Remus, yelling from the common room: ITS NOT A OHASE LILY I FOUND MY ONE TRUE LOVE