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Uncle Bee and uncle Evy with baby luna- a canon interaction Barty: Okay Luna, there are 206 bones in the body, but! I’m gonna teach you how to dislocated someone’s body in 230 ways-
Pandora: Barty, She’s a child
Luna:
Barty: Oh yeah! You’re right.
*turns around for a few moments before turning back with puppets over his hands*
Barty, in somewhat a kermit voice: Hi kids! We're going to show you how to dislocate someone's body! Let's start with the Clavicle region. Do you know where that is?
Pandora: Oh my god
———*after a while*———
Evan: Wait what did you teach her?
Barty: There are 206 bones in the human body...
Evan: Barty! She is a CHILD!
Evan: If you are fighting an opponent your age Luna, there may be up to 270 bones in the human body. Children's bones ares still fusing together. Here is how you can use that....
#Source mostly that one marvel post i can find only on pintrest#luna lovegood#pandora lovegood#barty being barty#barty crouch junior#barty jr#bartemius crouch jr#barty crouch jr#regulus black#rosekiller#pandora rosier#evan rosier#even rosier#marauders era#the phandom#slytherin skittles#Uncle barty#uncle Evy#Baby luna#barty x evan#rosier twins#Reggie having the same talk with Harry#Important lessons#batshit barty#Hehe#the brainrot is real#the marauders#marauders#mauraders#jegulus
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Grimmauld Palace, 1993
barty: nice onesie. Does it come in men?
harry, annoyed 13-year-old: oh I think you come in men enough for all of us
sirius:
evan:
james:
pandora:
marlene:
lily:
regulus: oh i'm so proud of you <3
#harry potter#headcanons#regulus black#the marauders#harry james potter#james potter#barty crouch jr#uncle evan#uncle barty#uncle moony#uncle padfoot#marlene mckinnon#lily evans#pandora rosier#evan rosier#sirius black#grimmauld place#jegulus raising harry#jegulus#rosekiller#pandalily#wolfstar
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Luna: singing her ABC’s out of order
Barty: yes girl, remix!!
#marauders era#marauders#hp marauders#hp#barty crouch jr#barty crouch junior#uncle barty#luna lovegood
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I need a fic of just Barty and Evan interacting with baby Luna. Idc if it's short or long, if they're raising her entirely, or they're just silly uncles or whatever the fact I just need it.
#marauders#marauders harry potter#rosekiller#evan rosier#barty crouch jr#pandora rosier#rosier twins#luna lovegood#uncle evan#uncle barty
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Baby Luna: [sings ABCs out of order] Barty: Yes girl, remix!
#marauders#incorrect marauders and co quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#barty crouch jr#luna lovegood#uncle barty#source: twitter
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*rosekiller babysitting*
Barty, holding Harry up by his leg: Hey, I like this thing. Let’s get one.
Evan, in horror: Oh, Merlin, put him down!
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c: @prompts-in-a-barrel
#marauders#marauders era#marauders incorrect quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#dead gay wizards from the 70s#dead gay wizards#gay dead wizards#barty crouch jr#evan rosier#barty x evan#evan x barty#barty loves evan#evan loves barty#rosekiller#uncle evan#uncle barty
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my favorite marauders fics are those that imagine these messy gay wizards raising harry. like...james and reg as harry's parents. yes. barty babysitting harry and having no fucking clue how to entertain a five year old. yes. remus affectionally sharing with harry his extensive vinyl collection. hell yes. sirius taking an angsty harry to get his first piercing (and, later, provide teenage harry's first joint - hand-rolled obv). yessss.
throw out everything effing jkr created in canon and remake it better, gayer, happier. these wizards don't die tragic deaths. they live.
i'd read seven books of that.
#life love and found family#I'd read 100k words of this stuff fr#has someone curated a best-of list for non-angsty marauders fic?#share your recs in tags#i wanna drown in happy fix-it marauder fics#marauders#the marauders#marauders era#jegulus#starchaser#james x regulus#regulus x james#sunseeker#wolfstar#sirius black#uncle padfoot#barty crouch jr#uncle barty#uncle moony#jegulus raising harry
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Imagine just how much more unhinged Luna could have been if her two insane uncles hadn't joined the racist club and died. Like: "Oh, uncle Barty went on a *insert made up creature here* hunt with me once. We ended up having to flee muggle police and than we got ice cream."
I feel so robbed.
#The Ice cream was a bribe for not telling Regulus#Barty still believes they'll catch that creature some day#barty crouch jr#luna lovegood#uncle Barty
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uncle barty
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3-We Who Remain When The Price Was Paid now out on ao3
Here ✨️
#jegulus#marauders#challenge prompt au#wolfstar#drarry#3 we who remain after the price was paid#rosekiller#nobleflower#uncle severus#uncle moony#uncle padfoot#uncle barty#master of death harry potter#slytherin harry
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THIS IS AMAZING?!? Uncle barty is everything to me ngl
Fav uncle 🤞
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Uncle Bee and uncle Evy with baby luna- another canon interaction Pandora: Where's Luna?
Evan: Barty's playing dress-up with her
Pandora: He is?
Evan: *shrugs* She was upset about some kid in kindergarten calling her names
Pandora: That's sweet of him, distracting her like that
Evan:
Evan: Sure. That's what he's doing
Meanwhile
Barty: *going through Luna's closet* Now these shoes have a reinforced sole, meaning your kick's gonna be twice as painful
#luna lovegood#pandora lovegood#barty being barty#barty crouch junior#barty jr#bartemius crouch jr#barty crouch jr#regulus black#rosekiller#pandora rosier#evan rosier#even rosier#marauders era#the phandom#slytherin skittles#Uncle barty#uncle Evy#Baby luna#barty x evan#rosier twins#Important lessons#batshit barty#Hehe#the brainrot is real#the marauders#marauders#mauraders#evan being evan#rosier siblings
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rosekiller babysitting harry
barty: uhm... want a beer?
evan: HE'S FOUR!
barty: I don't know, what am I supposed to do with him?!
#harry potter#rosekiller#barty crouch jr#evan rosier#baby harry#baby harry potter#uncle barty#uncle evan#the marauders#marauders#jegulus raising harry#jegulus#jegulily
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Ah, yes. Finally, the full version
[By tardis_time_with_13 on Instagram]
#the fact that all mentioned fandoms equal one person#in my case at least#david tennant#doctor who#tenth doctor#broadchurch#harry potter#barty crouch jr#shakespeare#marvel’s jessica jones#jessica jones#killgrave#good omens#crowley#ducktales#uncle scrooge#michael sheen#georgia tennant
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I was thinking about lilies!
luna : i think daisies are one of the most beautiful flowers!
barty : anyone who disagrees with her, should sleep one eye opened tonight.
#marauders#harry potter#barty crouch jr#uncle barty#luna lovegood#sirius black#pandora : calm down barty#barty : im not even threatening anyone#im a simp for uncle barty and evan!!#the marauders
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Barty Crouch Jr would be the uncle that would rant to 6 year old Luna about his issues with Evan while she paints his nails pink and puts hello kitty hair clips to hold his hair back, and then he would 100% follow her advice.
He’d be THAT bitch and that’s why he’s Luna’s favorite. (I’m kidding) (or am I)
#Luna: maybe you should listen to what he has to say#Barty: you really think so?#Luna: *nod* please give me ur other hand and don’t use that one#Barty: okay boss#THEY WOULD BE AO CUTE TOGETHER#I love their dynamic#Luna introducing her bf/gf: this is my uncle Barty! he looks like he bites but he doesn’t#Barty: *baring teeth like a wild animal*#luna lovegood#barty crouch junior#Evan would be smitten by this ofc#Pandora is just so happy they get along so well and that Luna has someone to protect her forever#rosekiller
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