#otp incorrect

[goodomensbutwrong]

Crowley: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Aziraphale: Sure!

Aziraphale: Whats your favorite color?

Crowley, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you love me?

[apples4wce]

here's something i've actually said that could probably be a solid incorrect quote:

character a: *sick with a cold*

character b: *brings them cold medicine* you took one pill this morning, right? you can take one more now that it's the evening

character a: i can take as many as i want?

character b: no, that's not what i said-

character a: hAND THOSE OVER

character b: no-

character a: I WANNA FEEL THE FIFTH DIMENSION. I WANNA SEE SOUND. I WANNA HEAR COLOR.

character b: nO-

[incorrectbatfam]

Bernard: Tim, why is Kon intruding on our cuddle time?

Kon: Tim, why is Bernard intruding on our cuddle time?

Tim, stressed out: Please, I have two hands.

[ineffablyruined]

Good Omens + Text Posts

[blogthebooklover]

Somewhere In Ape Heaven

Koba: I knew it, that Noa was a trouble maker from the start! Rocket: Don't look at me, Koba. He gets it from Caesar. Maurice: He was only trying to his clan back home safely Bad Ape: If other apes find out Noa protect a human female, they will shun and exile him. Cornelia: Not to mention he won't have a mate or a clan of his own. Koba: No, your great grandson had to FALL IN LOVE WITH A HUMAN! Caesar: (secretly enjoying the fact Noa chooses a human, but must keep up appearances even in the afterlife) NO! Everyone & Nova: (stares at him in surprise)

[dcvidsrossi]

Reid: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]

Morgan: What was that?

Reid: Remorse code.

Morgan: I'm even angrier now.

[incorrectpercicoquotes]

Percy: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Nico, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.

[lolligaggin]

Cooper: Darlin’ if I happen to die, then you have to die too

Cooper: none of this “oh I want you to be happy and move on …”

Cooper: No I don’t. You’re getting in the coffin with me.

Lucy:

[mischievous-thunder]

One of the most important revelations from S2 E4 has to be the fact that Mobius loves to download and play unauthorised games that have the potential to corrupt system files. The way he denied repeating his mistake is extremely suspicious. It's impossible not to love this man.

[goodomensbutwrong]

*at a zoo*

Crowley: What are they in for?

Aziraphale: Crowley, this isn't prison.

Crowley: So they can leave?

Aziraphale: No, but-

Crowley, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

[norakbubbles]

Zoro: Hey can you pass the salt?

Usopp, getting up: Yeah, just a minute

Zoro:... it's right beside-

Sanji: O- Oi! Usopp what are you dOING?!

Usopp, bridal carrying Sanji: Well, you see, Zoro wanted me to pass the salt *drops Sanji in Zoro's lap* So, like the great friend I am, I went above and beyond and got him not one but TWO of the things he wants

Zoro, sputtering: wha- I don't want the cook-

Sanji, muttering, still in Zoro's lap: I want you though

Zoro: i-

Usopp: nOW kISS

[louscurls]

as requested by @bidisasterevankinard #op hear me out #first gif but add this meme with 'what is 🥺 I don't speak bottom '

[itadorisfavourite]

tsukki: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

kageyama, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

[a-little-ray-of-fantasy]

*a distant future after their kiss and their reunion*

Sir Pentious, to the other angels: Thisss is my arch nemesissss, Cherri Bomb.

Cherri Bomb, gently jabbing his arm: Your girlfriend, you dork.

Sir Pentious: My girlfriend! Even better... 🥹

[obsessively-intrigued-liar]

Will: I started seeing someone

Hannibal: As in dating or hallucinations?

Will: The first one... I hope

Hannibal: *jealous cannibal noises*

[incorrectpercicoquotes]

Nico: *wears dark grey clothes*

Percy: I see you’re breaking out the spring colors.