#caesar

[o1iveangel]

romans i would invite to the club and my reasoning

Caesar

- that would be his club by the end of the night, bright red boots

Curio

- somebody needs to keep antony from throwing up everywhere, but more importantly i just like that guy

Caelius

- best dancer in rome, self explanatory, keeping him at my side the whole night so ppl think im cool, blatantly lying to cicero abt where we were the next day

Dolabella

- he just belongs there

Antony

- usually i’m an antony hater, but he can come along bc i can count on curio taking care of him when he inevitably gets messy

Cato

- he would hate it, we’d have to kidnap him, he’d see the club lights and instantly pass out in shock, and we’re gonna have a good long talk about statesmanship and virtue and life afterword when he’s drunk and i’m high as hell (provided he doesn’t hate me)

Milo

- somebody needs to be the bodyguard of the grp, we’d get him to be the sober friend too

Pompey

- can’t be inviting all his pals and not him he’ll feel left out :( plus dw I’ll take care of him so he doesn’t get overwhelmed, crazy ass game he has the potential to throw it back like no other

Hortensius

- we’re making cicero feel jealous, also i wanna see what his little fish pond ass can do

Sulla

- he was up with all the actors and shit in his day, as long as we pat him down for weapons first we should be good

Piso

- putting in pisonem to the test, making caesar answer for his nasty little father in law after, epicurean

Metellus Pius

- Pompey’s friend :D, he has a good vibe i feel like he could be the dad of the grp, seems responsible unlike the rest of us

Catullus

- no explanation needed, someone needs to catalogue our shananigans

Atticus

- once again, he would tell cicero all the scandalous things that went on, but i’d have a little conversation with him abt not mentioning caelius being there, we’re trying to make cicero feel left out so we can convince him to willingly come to the club with us next time

Spinther

- dw we’d keep him apart from dolabella (and caesar), but i think he would give us a further air of importance and confidence

[uuuhhhmmmmmmmmidk]

I MISS BABY CAESAR SO MUCH 😭

[thedeathdeelers]

all of tumblr tomorrow, march 15th:

[street-of-mercy]

[is-it-the-ides-of-march]

🥳🔪🕺🔥💃✨️🤗🎉🤩🎊❤️‍🔥🤪🗡😈🎉🤺

[julius-caeser]

Boys night on the 15th of March, in the senate! so excited so hang out with the boys, heard theres cake, hope someone brought a knife.

[chappellrroan]

"kill them with kindness" wrong. back stabbing🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️

[xmascritter]

Honey, what's tommorow again?

[pftones3482]

Phineas and Ferb trending bc of the Ides of March will never not be funny to me

[republicanidiots]

It's coming...

[finalatomicbuster]

[2] Magazine, July/August 2001 Photography by Studio 1435

[stopiwanttotalkaboutcheese]

🗡️

(in case you need a knife in the next two days for reasons unrelated to political assassinations)

[theaceofarrows]

Julius Caesar: [thinking he's about to bring back the monarchy and make himself king]

Meanwhile, the senate:

[the-oddest-inkling]

Yeah Brutus, don't play with your stupid knife.

[asteracaea]

SEE YOU IN HELL, PUNK