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It’s time for the puffling playoffs! 🐣

This summer we welcomed two hatchlings to our tufted puffin colony. Our aviculturists chose the name Nori, like the type of seaweed used in sushi, for the older puffling. 

Now it’s time for some friendly feathered competition: a head-to-head ‘bracket’ poll to name the youngest chick! Will it be…

💙Yali 💙Aster 💙Alca 💙Miki 💙Squash 💙Sprout

Vote for your favorite name now!

We’ll be counting the votes and narrowing down the names as the week goes on, so keep an eye on an our socials to find out when the next round begins. 👀 May the best name win!

Sharp-eyed seabird spotters may have already noticed Nori, pictured above, in the puffin tunnel as she begins to venture out of her burrow. You may be lucky enough to spot her on exhibit with our other diving birds just past the Open Sea!

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why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen .

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I like the corned beef version best personally

Mmm hash

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That's a win in my book

HalleeBee’s Halpacas

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took a moment to remember there's more than one thing called hash out there

Mmm hash

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being sneaky on the balcony

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Hi everyone, last night Nunya send me this

You know I understand why Moses went to heaven vs the Sheol because he would throw more hands than Ishmael if he had to stay with the rest of his kin for all over eternity.

Silverman mention how people only like Jews if they are suffering and how dead Jews get a lot of honor.

…Yeaaah the Black Americans/Jewish Synergy popping up in me. I was so blind by Left bastardization of Jewish struggles I almost became Kanye 2.0.

And suffering like “Black Struggles”? to quote a lyric from Lil Wayne 6 foot, 7 foot song

“Life is the bitch, and Death is the sister. Sleep is the cousin, what a fucking family picture!”

Actually several young Jews realize that the Left care about marginalized groups who are DEAD or in worse shape than them. That why they focus on my community issues WITHOUT any ideas to how we can heal that don’t involve us being more dependent on the government.

…Random…what do you guys think a lot of black people were doing between the post civil war and civil rights movement? I mean it was a messing…but we were trying to make our own organizations and infrastructure like the education ones like Tuskegee Institute (You can all guess what happened to that one)

Buuut the white supremacists used the Civil Rights Act to destroy or damage those things. And than with the crack epidemic and a lot of our leaders assassinations. A lot of good hard working black people were trying to keep the community stable which the Race Hustlers (these two idiots as example) took over

https://www.youtube com/watch?v=O2ukVZdRREM

https://youtu be/qXYwMwBNFx0?si=FV42QYfDxVGq1aQv

Silverman…I know you can be annoying as hell…I really only know her from her Disney Vaneloope role…

But please get to the program, if you are part of a minority that decided to rebuilt and thrive after tragedies (hence they call Clarance Thomas a Coon)

They will hate you more than your dead oppressors.

Oops did I saw dead oppressors? Where the Dahomey Empire? Dead long gone from this world where the descendants of their victims have more international influence vs theirs.

I’m not going to use the Confederates since…the Jackass Party they created still exist

Actually this AI video did a good a rundown, warning your ass might fall off your chair from a certain part of it. https://youtu.be/u5TZTlVvuM4?si=dzO1rhxqnalT5xRR

But a I think a lot of leftist Jews in a rude awakening. Good luuuuuck! ______________________

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This was when members of congress were trying to make a case against helping Israel reload the iron dome a 100% defensive system, and sarah here learned a very harsh lesson, which I'm wondering if she's forgotten it or not about now.

Silverman mention how people only like Jews if they are suffering and how dead Jews get a lot of honor.

…Yeaaah the Black Americans/Jewish Synergy popping up in me. I was so blind by Left bastardization of Jewish struggles I almost became Kanye 2.0.

Didn't though, which is good.

Actually several young Jews realize that the Left care about marginalized groups who are DEAD or in worse shape than them. That why they focus on my community issues WITHOUT any ideas to how we can heal that don’t involve us being more dependent on the government.

Rewrite of white mans burden turn it into woke he/her/they person's burden, (yes I know I cringed writing it out too)

Still think it's hilarious that he thinks trump is even remotely intimidated by him, as I said in DM's guy told the dictator of a rogue nuclear armed nation to FAFO.

call them racist is costing you votes, also exposes yourself as a racist. But I don't think the congresswoman is bright enough to grasp that concept.

Silverman…I know you can be annoying as hell…I really only know her from her Disney Vaneloope role… But please get to the program, if you are part of a minority that decided to rebuilt and thrive after tragedies (hence they call Clarance Thomas a Coon) They will hate you more than your dead oppressors.

She doesn't seem to be able to grasp that at this point, maybe some day.

I’m not going to use the Confederates since…the Jackass Party they created still exist

that one is more complicated than folks want to admit, but yes they are.

Actually this AI video did a good a rundown, warning your ass might fall off your chair from a certain part of it.

Monica Lewinski part of this one cracks me up,

But a I think a lot of leftist Jews in a rude awakening. Good luuuuuck!

Been happening a lot lately, not just with Jewish folks either.

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AI should have stopped with Akinator and Cleverbot

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When I turned 15, I ate my dad. Every year, on my birthday, I take a celebratory nibble off his severed leg. I keep it in the freezer.

Seems about right for Roger.

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If yall could share I'd really appreciate it. I'm trying to raise funds to take care of my cat's dental disease.

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True dat

Aint nobody sexier than me

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