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why does the rest of the world love long sentences so much. Don't you want to talk less and chill more. And listen to the veronicas

i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

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Arnold Schwarzenegger mpreg movie

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this is the funniest scp and yet i've never seen anyone posting about it:

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We’ve had five babies born this shift (they play a lullaby over the intercom so we’re kept apprised) and one nurse was like “we are being overrun by new virgos” with what sounded like genuine disgust. I think she was joking but I prefer to think she isn’t because that’s funnier.

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Valid

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refseek.com

www.worldcat.org/

link.springer.com

http://bioline.org.br/

repec.org

science.gov

pdfdrive.com

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maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

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I also like the thought that no-one can really get a beat on the number one hero's powers cause sidekick treats him like a PC and swaps out stuff as he goes.

News report: Citizens left baffled today as Goldhound, who last week displayed a complete immunity to fire, almost melted saving someone from a burning building

Dollface, took the fan out to dust and forgot to put it back in cause they had to pick up more compressed air and kept meaning to get another can:

okay concept, hero world that does not treat sidekicks well, no-one would choose to be a sidekick>

but the number Two hero in the world begins to suspect that the number One hero is being controlled by his sidekick.

Not just being controlled, has been made up whole cloth by the sidekick and the Sidekick is the one who is smart enough to be the biggest hero.

And CHOOSES not to be.

And then shenanigans as the detective number two hero tries to prove it but no-one believes him.

I'm calling them Goldhound and Dollface rn. I DON'T have a detective name yet.

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okay concept, hero world that does not treat sidekicks well, no-one would choose to be a sidekick>

but the number Two hero in the world begins to suspect that the number One hero is being controlled by his sidekick.

Not just being controlled, has been made up whole cloth by the sidekick and the Sidekick is the one who is smart enough to be the biggest hero.

And CHOOSES not to be.

And then shenanigans as the detective number two hero tries to prove it but no-one believes him.

I'm calling them Goldhound and Dollface rn. I DON'T have a detective name yet.

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I knew I could find you on tumblr from the sentence “you know what. I Will imagine that” just in case you ever think you can escape the tumblr accent

my first response to this was to type out How Dare You but I looked at it and went christ the tumbcent is there

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do any of you remember that gumball episode where darwin becomes mega paranoid after watching a health and safety video so to quell his anxiety he goes out of his way to make everything kid friendly and inoffensive by propositioning it as being for the children and then he becomes a fascist at the end

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Ally’s comedic timing is impeccable

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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Are you open for commission? Please DM’ that’s a amazing artwork you’ve done there

Hi! Thanks so much, I take my comms by email- I usually open them every month and I'll do a little post at the start of the month- so not open yet but probably the next week or so👍👍

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Did you know you can play Cdrama male leads in d&d and nobody even stops you.

Art for a comm, MY interpretation is another mischievous party member is trying to shake the tree over him as a prank and he catches the fruit. In my Head there are fifty thousand Wuxia slowmo cuts from every angle.

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HAPPY PRIDE MAXWELL GOTCH 🌈🌈

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Fully convinced Brennan short staffed the Zephyr just to account for the Intrepid Heroes’ tendency to collect NPCs