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La-Loyd
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Once upon a time
A cow and a chicken got married and had a son ... it was a pig
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I mean, its a good look. 👕
From instagram. Sorry for the bad quality images, somewhere between procreate and tumble it gets ruined.
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on a hiatus to prep for fanime, but needed to get this out of my system
original : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1Gw4PMs_IM
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can straight people just, like… shut the fuck up? please? just for five minutes? please? please just shut up?
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Book: *has dragon on cover*
Me: wOW
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hobbies masterpost!
a really excellent way to reduce anxiety is to pick up a new hobby. find something you’re interested in, learn it, then use it as a healthy and productive way to cope.
learn to play guitar
learn how to make interactive stories with the free program Twine
learn how to make pixel art
learn another language
learn how to build a ship in a bottle
learn how to develop your own film
learn how to embroider
learn how to make chiptunes (8-bit music)
learn how to make origami (the art of paper folding)
learn how to make tumblr themes
learn how to make jewelry
learn how to make candy
learn how to make terrariums
learn how to make your own perfume
learn how to make your own tea
learn how to build birdhouses
learn how to read tarot cards
learn how to make zines
learn how to code
learn how to whittle (wood carving)
learn how to make candles
learn how to make clay figurines
learn how to knit scarves
learn how to become an amateur astronomer
learn some yoyo tricks
learn how to start a collection
learn how to start body building
learn how to edit wikipedia articles
learn how to decorate iphone cases
learn how to do freelance writing
learn how to make your own cards and
learn how to make your own envelopes
learn how to play the ukulele
learn how to make gifs
learn how to play chess
learn how to juggle
learn how to guerrilla garden
learn how to chart your family history
learn how to keep chickens
learn how to do yoga
learn how to do magic tricks
learn how to raise and breed butterflies
learn how to play dungeons & dragons
learn how to skateboard
learn how to do parkour
learn how to surf
learn how to arrange flowers
learn how to make stuffed animals
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Same
perks of dating me
• cuddles • sometimes im funny • i wont cheat bc i hate everyone • surprise hugs • random kisses • actually respond to your texts • play video games/listen to music • more cuddles • butt touches • lightsaber duels • we can eat lots of snacks
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Okay so I bought a dress today (along with a pair of dark blue velvet pants they are great)
and it looks pretty normal, right?

WRONG

GREETINGS I HAVE COME TO LAY A CURSE UPON YOUR VILLAGE AND KISS ALL YOUR WOMEN
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Intuition is real. Vibes are real. Energy doesn’t lie. Tune in.
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Sooo guys, do you remember Disney Nico I made?
You asked me to animete it, and well, I tried hahaha
Reblog, but DONT REPOST.
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do people not realize that christianity didn’t invent marriage and has no claim to the definition of it?
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Concept: medusa is a lesbian and that’s why she turns men to stone and she ends up falling in love with a blind lesbian who stumbles into her lair
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i told ya we’ve canceled discourse n we’ve moved on to homesteading skills
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