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*Getting married*

Moran: I think this is going to be the best day of my life.

Louis: And possibly the most stressful day of mine.

Moran: That’s what makes us a great team—chaos and order.

Louis: Let’s see if your chaos can survive my order after today.

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*Getting married*

Moran: Do you think this is going to work, Louis?

Louis: It has to. I refuse to deal with all these guests for nothing.

Moran: So, you’re marrying me to avoid explaining a canceled wedding?

Louis *blushing slightly*: And because I might actually love you.

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Mycroft: You know, William, when Sherlock was ten, he decided it would be “interesting” to swap out my tea with something a bit stronger—caffeine pills ground into powder.

William *laughing*: What happened?

Mycroft: I didn’t sleep for two days, and he spent those two days studying the effects with a notebook in hand

Sherlock: You were a fascinating subject. The data was invaluable.

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*Getting married*

Louis: Moran, please don’t trip walking down the aisle.

Moran: Trip? Me? Never.

Louis *raising an eyebrow*: You’ve already stepped on your own shoelace twice today.

Moran *deadpan*:  It’s part of my charm.

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*Getting married*

Moran: Do you think we’re ready for this?

Louis: If by “ready,” you mean expecting chaos and bracing for impact, then yes.

Moran: That’s the most romantic thing you’ve ever said to me.

Louis: And yet, I’m still going through with it.

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*Louran week*

Moran * hesitant*:  William, I’ve been meaning to ask... how do I tell Louis I like him without ruining everything?

William: Start by being honest. Louis appreciates sincerity, even if he doesn’t show it.

Moran: And what if I mess it up?

William *calmly*: Then you’ll have me and Sherly meddling to fix it. But don’t worry—you’ll survive... probably.

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*Louran week*

Moran: Your red eyes look amazing in the candlelight.

Louis: That’s... surprisingly sweet of you.

Moran: They kind of glow, like danger lights.

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*Louran week*

Louis *gritting his teeth*: Sherlock, I need your advice… on Moran.

Sherlock: This is going to be fun.

Louis: Can you just answer without the smugness?

Sherlock: Fine. Tell him you admire his... chaotic charm. He’ll eat it up.

Louis *muttering*:  I hate that this might actually work.

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*Louran week*

Moran *handing Louis a box*:  I got you a gift. Thought it might make the evening special.

Louis: A... multitool?

Moran: You’re always fixing things. I thought it’d come in handy!

Louis * facepalming*: You’re lucky I find your ridiculousness... mildly endearing.

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*Louran week*

Louis:  Sherlock, you’re... well, annoying, but you seem to understand people. How do I handle Moran?

Sherlock: You want my advice? Tell him his messy charm is irresistible.

Louis: Irresistible? That’s absurd.

Sherlock: Absurdity works. Look at me and William.

Louis: That’s not exactly reassuring.

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*Louran week*

Louis: focused You’re leading the team this time, ensure everyone returns safely including yourself.

Moran: You sound like my babysitter

Louis: Babysitting you is a full-time job. Don’t make it harder.

Moran: You really care, huh?

Louis *flushing* Care about not having to replace you? Yes.

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*Louran week*

Moran to William: Why do you keep pushing me to talk to Louis? William: Because you’ll never make progress otherwise. Sherlock *smirking*: Or because it’s amusing watching you fail.

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*Louran week*

Louis: Albert, how do I deal with Moran? He’s so... unpredictable.

Albert * pouring another drink*:  Oh, that’s easy. Keep him guessing. I used to make up fake mission objectives just to watch him panic.

Louis *annoyed*:  I’m trying to date him, not torment him!

Albert *grinning*: Same principle. A little chaos keeps things interesting.

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mind palace space for tying neckties, no need

sherly got an entire floor in his mind palace dedicated to liam. why bother to remember how to tie ties when he can just file away the visuals of liam tying them for him.

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i accidentally implied that albert and sherlock silently agreed that you're not allowed to move if william is sleeping on you like he's their cat or something