Incorrect quotes Moriarty the patriot - Sherliam
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Sherlock: Louis, what do you think Liam would say if he knew you were trying to poison me?
Louis: He’d probably thank me.
Sherlock: Or he’d be appalled at your lack of creativity.
Louis: My brother deserves someone who doesn’t drive everyone else mad!!!
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Sherlock: Louis, why is there a snake in my room?
Louis: Must’ve escaped from the zoo.
Sherlock: Or from your pocket?
Louis *grinning*: It’s harmless. Mostly.
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Daisy
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it's just more fun like this
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on the way home
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keeping the promises
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sorry about the canvas size and paneling style inconsistency, i drew all of these separately weeks apart lmao. thank you for reading!
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Mycroft *sighing*: Albert, I’m just thirsty. I don’t need wine.
Albert: A little wine never hurt anyone.
Mycroft *seriously*: Albert, when was the last time you drank something that wasn’t alcohol?
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Mycroft: We need to stay sharp if we’re going to resolve this situation.
Albert * handing him a glass*: Cognac, then. The drink of careful thinkers and strategists.
Mycroft *raising an eyebrow*
Albert: You’ll be thinking three steps ahead after the first sip
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Louis *frowning*: We’ve hit a dead end on this case, and I’m getting a headache.
Albert *pulling out a bottle*: Sounds like a job for some tequila. Clears the mind.
Louis: You can’t be serious.
Albert: Completely. You’ll be back on track before the bottle’s empty.
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*Young Sherlock – 13th years old*
Mycroft: You can't just experiment on people without their permission.
Sherlock: They don't even notice half the time.
Mycroft: That's not the point, Sherlock!
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*Young Sherlock – 15th years old*
Mycroft: If you keep this up, you're going to get into serious trouble one day.
Sherlock: Trouble is just an opportunity in disguise.
Mycroft *sighs*: How are we even related?
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*Young Sherlock – 7 years old*
Mycroft: You can't skip school just because you're bored.
Sherlock: I already know everything they're teaching.
Mycroft: That's not an excuse!
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*Young Sherlock – 6 years old*
Mycroft: You need to learn patience, Sherlock. Not everything can be solved in an instant.
Sherlock: Patience is for people who don't know the answer.
Mycroft *rubbing temples*: It's for people who need to find the answer correctly.
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what if he wanted more than a sniff
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*Young Sherlock – 5 years*
Mycroft: Sherly, you can't just deduce everything by looking at people.
Sherlock: Watch me.
Mycroft *sighs*: Fine, what can you deduce about me?
Sherlock: You're frustrated because I'm smarter than you.
Mycroft: That's not— I mean, that's not how it works!
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Mycroft: William, did Sherly ever tell you about the time he locked himself in the chemistry lab at school?
William*chuckling*: No, what happened?
Mycroft: He caused a small explosion while trying to create “the perfect formula.” They had to evacuate the entire building, and he was only eight.
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*Holmes’ brothers*
Mycroft: Sherly, you can't just waltz into restricted areas.
Sherlock: I didn’t waltz, I snuck.
Mycroft: That’s not the point!
Sherlock: Then what is?
Mycroft: You’re making my job impossible!
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Sherlock: Liam, I’ll protect you from anything... even from your brother’s wrath.
William: I know you will, Sherly.
Louis *sarcastically*: Oh, don’t worry about my wrath—unless you hurt him. Then you won’t have to worry about anything ever again
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*William and Sherlock are drunk*
William* giggling*: Sherly, I... I think we should... get married.
Sherlock *slurring*: Yes! Let’s... let’s do it! Wait... didn’t we already?
William *laughing*:  Yes, we did... but it’s fun to think about it again.
Sherlock: Double married! Perfect!
Louis *rolling his eyes*
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*Sherlock is drunk*
Sherlock *leaning on William* You know what’s funny? Mickey thinks he’s so smart... but I’m smarter!
William: Yes, you are. Let’s keep that between us, though.
Sherlock: I should tell him right now! *reaches for phone*
William: Or we could just... not do that.
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