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i just thought of probably the most homoerotic fanfic scene like ever and i think i might just fit it into the hockey au….
#it has ‘at a party’ vibes so i feel like it work for the hockey au because people celebrate after hockey games right??#idk i was the gay kid who sat in their biology class at lunch and talked about minecraft youtube#not the sports kid#HOWEVER i did go to a school that had a sports program so i should probably know this but it was seventh grade and i hated myself#so#BUT the scene is very homoerotic#like so gay and so homosexual#also if anyone is reading this far into the tags#‘at a party’ vibes literally means they are at a party#there is alcohol involved#but i don’t want to spoil it#so you guys get the full gay experience when you read it in its completion#but i’m brainrotting it#and it’s slay#and if you’re still reading this far into the tags congratulations. there are drinking games#and by drinking games i mean they see who can finish a set amount of shots faster#and by they i mean most likely scar goodtimes and joel smallishbeans#because i feel like that’d be who would do it#and then there’s a homoerotic event after that#and if anyone is still reading through the tags scar wins the race#AND THATS ALL ILL SAY!!! no more spoilers#unless….. 👀#grian and scar kiss#oh my god i’m so bad at not spoiling
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You know what would be really funny. If Jason had the most normal/conventional food taste out of his siblings (still very far from regular people’s “normal”), he’s stuck in the manor because of an injury and therefore has to witness the culinary WAR CRIMES his siblings consume for sustenance. Since there’s no Alfred to stop them anymore, they have been running rampant.
Jason: What. The fuck. Is that.
Damian, pouring out a green sludge into two cups: father and I’s breakfast smoothie, or did you hit your head hard enough to forget the concept of a smoothie?
Jason, scooting his chair away clutching his water bottle to his chest: yeah I dont know what nuclear reactive, Gotham harbour concoction you so flagrantly bestow the title of “smoothie” on but keep that shit FAR away from me
Tim: *sits down next to Jason, cracks open a can of energy drink and pours it into a glass, pouring milk on top until it reaches the brim*
Jason, with tears in his eyes looking at Dick for help:
Dick: *shrugs, shoving a fistful of dry cheerios into his mouth*
Jason: *turns his horrified gaze to Cass*
Cass: *grins at him toothily with two heaping plates of a full English breakfast sitting in front of her. He has no idea where she got it from. She is using a set of utensils for each plate.*
Jason: *stands up calmly* maybe I should stop looking for the unstable bomb I lost in the manor the other week *walks out of the kitchen, a few moments later a shrill scream is heard*
#Bruce watching it all unfold: yay :) my kids are here :)#Jason: I’m going to hunt you all for sport#Cass: *BONK*#jason waking up in the medbay: GODDAMNIT NOT AGAIN#Godzilla really fucked them up#you will not get that unless ur android im sorry#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#dcu#batfam#batfamily#dc robin#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#red Robin#robin#Tim Drake#batgirl#Cassandra Cain#damian wayne#damian al ghul#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect dc quotes#text post
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for the monaco gp next year instead of the regular commentators can we have like ten retired drivers on a yacht with copious amounts of alcohol instead? like imagine jenson feeding nico multiple rounds of tequila shots and convincing him to drop brocedes lore so fucking insane it makes lewis' spidey senses tingle live on air. meanwhile, seb is trying to stop kimi from falling off said yacht every five seconds and mahk webbah is trying to either rope everyone into karaoke or is gushing about his adoptive son oscar. david is calling every driver who fucks their car into a wall a cunt and mika is on facetime with his husband and sipping a mai-tai in the hot tub and a least one of them is puking off the side of the boat in the end
#formula 1#kimi raikkonen#sebastian vettel#nico rosberg#mark webber#jenson button#mika häkkinen#david coulthard#brocedes#makkinen#simi#sky sports can we please have this next year i beg of you#do it for the memes#it would only take like three shots of tequila for nico to spill some clinically INSANE fucking brocedes lore#mika sipping his drink in the hot tub facetiming michael showing their kids drunken attempts of hijinks and shenanigans
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Ollie Bearman and Kimi Antonelli in Baku, September 2024 (via 5ainz5)
#guys. i am moved. i can't lie. i am moved.#kimi antonelli#ollie bearman#baku gp 2024#they're just lestappen kids. baby lestappen if you will.#f2#formula 2#wow what a great friendship can't wait for the sports narratives to-*GUNSHOTS*#forget my lestappen ferrari line up where's my antman (?) ferrari line up
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how can i go to sleep after seeing this, exactly? this is not normal behavior for "ex teammates-rivals-not yet bestfriends"??? when will they realize how crazy AND SPECIAL this is?????
#that's... his team his home😭😭#let him comeback home#he needs his family#the real family he had in this sport#THEY MAKE ME GO NUTS#THE HEAD GRAB??? HELLO?!?!#my heart jumped im not even kidding#im too invested in these gays#they want me dead😭😭😭#carlos sainz jr#carlitos#landino#lando norris#carlando#mexico gp 2024#f1#formula 1#was it carlos screaming LANDOOOOO btw???#bc😭😭😭 that would be the last drop
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olympics coming up…… athlete aus on the mind….. satoru as a swimmer….. unreasonably large wingspan…. huge hands..... thinks “official” competitions and tournaments are boring because he can’t use the goofy purple googly eyes goggles he likes to practice in…… practices at ungodly hours solely because he likes when the pool is empty because that means you’ll dip your feet in at the edge and be there to greet him with a kiss when he’s finished his laps….. they bring up the stats board and it’s just his name ten times before the next fastest person and he could still lap them, and even tho he’ll always put so much pressure on himself to be the best, it’s worth it to have you hold his face and tell him you’re proud of him... he’s gotten so much merch from events and sponsorships and he used to think they just created clutter but that all changes when you start to wear his clothes (esp the ones with his name on it… he’s not proud to admit that does Something to him)…. always looks up to the stands when he finishes a race and if he knows you’re not there, he looks right at the camera, draws an infinity sign with his fingers, and blows a kiss (which, some commentators routinely call “unsportsmanlike conduct” but he doesn’t care, and always, publicly says he’ll pay the fees if it means blowing a kiss to his girl at home)
#satoru w/ wet hair coming out of the pool......... GOD .#he could be a professional swimmer and he still gets in the bathtub and is like babe look I'm a mermaid like yeah dude.. u might be#he's so k/atie l/edecky coded... they bring up the world stats and his name name 24 times before the next fastest time#like wdym you're faster than yourself 23 times before somebody else is next in line.........#he also gets brand sponsorships and is on set for photoshoots/campaigns and he's always like wait can I have one these for my gf#and the crew thinks its so sweet they give him 10 extra#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk fluff#jjk smut#gojo x reader#satoru gojo x reader#satoru smut#gojo satoru x reader#satoru x reader#hm.... nanami? idk where tho... maybe judo I think that's an olympic sport#salaryman to gold medalist lore goes crazy omg#he started bc he was stressed at work at some random gym and the coach there was like hold on... and now he's a gold medalist#yuuta does something kinda nerdy looking like the javelin but he's weirdly good at it LOLLLL#OR TENNIS!#megumi I HAVE to push my archery agenda#but like. toji/gojo definitely caught him throwing rocks or something as a kid and being emo#and they were like wait you've got good aim ... kinda scary#and now he's at the olympics... wild#whatever the case is yuuji didn't Actually want to play a sport#yuuji in track and field... honestly maybe even gymnastics... NO! I GOT IT! VOLLEYBALL!.... maybe...#but it turned out to be a way to make steady money to support his grandpa#and then it just.. spiraled into him getting scouted and then training and now he's a world champion :((((#💌#olympics au
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"Wisconsin Gov. Tony Evers (D) has vetoed a Republican-led ban on transgender high school athletes, saying that such legislation would needlessly harm the mental well-being of trans youth and make the state less safe for LGBTQ+ people. State Republicans reportedly lack the votes to override his veto.
“This type of legislation, and the harmful rhetoric we get by pursuing it, harms LGBTQ Wisconsinites’ and kids’ mental health, emboldens anti-LGBTQ harassment, bullying, and violence, and threatens the safety and dignity of LGBTQ Wisconsinites, especially our LGBTQ kids,” Evers wrote in his veto message.
“I am vetoing this bill in its entirety because I object to codifying discrimination into state statute and the Wisconsin state legislature’s ongoing efforts to perpetuate hateful and discriminatory rhetoric and policies targeting LGBTQ Wisconsinites including our transgender and gender nonconforming kids…. I will veto any bill that makes Wisconsin a less safe, less inclusive, and less welcoming place for LGBTQ people and kids,” Evers added.
He vetoed the bill in a public ceremony while surrounded by trans advocates, Democratic lawmakers, the mayor of Madison and others, NBC News reported.
The bill would have required public, private, and independent charter schools to designate each team by the gender of its participants, and then require participants to play on teams matching the gender listed on their birth certificates.
The bill would have overruled current policies, established in 2015 by the Wisconsin Interscholastic Athletic Association, that allowed trans students to play on sports teams matching their gender identity as long as they provided a personal letter; supporting documentation from parents, teachers, and medical professionals; and proof of any gender-affirming care...
Last September [in 2023], Evers vetoed a Republican-led bill that would’ve banned gender-affirming medical care for minors."
-via LGBTQ Nation, April 2, 2024
#voting matters#tony evers#democrats#united states#us politics#transgender#trans issues#trans sports#trans kids#lgbtq#lgbtq issues#queer issues#trans positivity#lgbtq positivity#wisconsin#republicans#public schools#good news#hope
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Public garden study date!!
#this is the very basic yet impeccable no quirks au#they are NORMAL high school students who go on STUDY DATES and do not break CHILD LABOR LAWS#it just occurred to me i shouldve used flower symbolism oopsie#anyways UA is a really prestigious private school in this AU#ochako is there on a sports scholarship and is quite modestly absolutely cracked academically#toga goes to public school but is determined to get into good higher education#shes a bio whiz and hates pretty much everything else#ochako is happy to help her out in her other classes#i havent decided how they meet exactly#but its cute trust#theyre just kids your honour#i love them#himiko toga#toga himiko#ochako uraraka#toga x uraraka#togachako#mha#bnha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#wlw#chiquilines draws
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we really don't talk enough about what a wild decision it was for riverdale to hire famous new queer cinema director gregg araki to direct only the wrestling episode specifically to make it as uncomfortably homoerotic as possible and then never hire another outside guest director again.
#and this with arakis most mainstream famous film being about kids sexually abused by their sports coach and the long term effects of that#and this episode essentialy kickstarting the abusive dynamic that would derail archies life#so much going on here#huge brained as usual#riverdale#gregg araki#archie andrews#hiram lodge#i think they shouldve had john waters do an episode fuck the pg 13 rating
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[very sad, miserable even]
#hyunjin#skz#stray kids#bystay#staydaily#i think he looks like he’s in despair cause this is the last time he will be seeing that particular food..#rating this one 100/10.#brows furrowed so deeply.#very pleading eyes like they are asking for help.#looks like a tear might fall at any time.#trembling with all of his might too.#personally i think this should be an olympic sport and he’s a multi winner#gifs
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Happy turkey day to those that celebrate, I’m thinking about Steve who has absent, borderline neglectful parents but THAT’S ACTUALLY OKAY it’s actually perfect on holidays because Steve’s pretty extroverted and probably has a large group of friends extending from close to “we’re on the same basketball team and Steve will high five your face if you don’t get your hand up fast enough”
so really all he’s gotta do it bat those puppy eyes at some unsuspecting mom and BAM invited to holiday dinner. He probably does rounds, and thankfully he has teenage boy metabolism because he probably manages to fit 7 different moms’ dinner in in one day
And sure, after he graduates he’s not sure if it’s good manners to show up at old teammates’ doorsteps. BUT THEN Mrs. Henderson looks at him mid-November and totally claims him for the day where she’s hosting her brother’s family too. Except Dustin brags to Lucas and Lucas gets jealous so Steve then also has to show up at the Sinclair’s in the evening. Max is already there so Steve drives her home that night with leftovers. (Mike is very secretly butthurt about all of this and is really nasty to Nancy the weeks of thanksgiving and Christmas.)
(Robin’s family doesn’t DO thanksgiving but instead goes camping for the week. Robin hates this, and they wouldn’t let Steve join them even though he had his own tent so she hates it MORE. She tries to mutiny but her mom gives her these sad teary eyes and cries about Robin growing up too fast and robin’s fate is sealed. She and Steve instead have their own tradition of movies and junk food the weekend after, so Robin gets reintroduced real food again. So while Buckley’s aren’t on the thanksgiving rotation, Robin gets special Christmas privileges and Steve stays over on Christmas Eve.)
So by the time Eddie is in the picture, Steve already has standing expectations for his presence that’s not just a drive-by plate cleaning, and he’s kinda sad, he and Wayne don’t usually do much and Wayne has to work usually. But actually how dare he be sad, because Steve’s like “🤨 you’re coming too, stupid” and he Eddie and max go to each house like trick or treaters but for turkey.
Then Steve gets close with Eddie’s friends and they have to start splitting holidays like children of divorce.
One time Steve gets it in his head to hold friends giving the week before. He never does it again.
#shush mal#stranger things#we only talk about Tommy and carol being Steve’s past friends but the guy played SPORTS#he absolutely had a big circle#and probably still did post Billy fall out#like not BEST friends but still#and yes Eddie is VERY LOUDLY BUTTHURT about robin’s claim on Christmas Eve#anyways Steve is in half of Hawkins population’s holiday albums#down the line kids are like Who is this guy with grandma??#so myth of the secret brother/grandkid/cousin is born in Indiana#at some point there’s a Reddit thread dedicated to him like big foot
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November 4th 2024 best hockey tweet of the day
#hockey twitter#nhl#nhl hockey#sports blogging#sidney crosby#sid crosby#sid the kid#pittsburgh penguins#alex#ovechkin#alexander ovechkin#alex ovechkin#washington capitals
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no because why don't we talk about this more?
#LIKE WHAT????#WHY IS THIS SPORT THE WAY IT IS?#ARE WE KIDDING???#WHY ARE THEY SO HOMOEROTIC#LIKE THE COMMENTATORS#THE DRIVERS#EVERYONE????#WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE MEN?#lestappen#max verstappen#charles leclerc#formula 1
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last year i found a wii at goodwill for 25 dollars and it came with everything except a wiimote but it was in such good condition i was like hell yeah ill take it how hard can it be to find a wiimote. the answer is it's nearly impossible to find them at thrift stores now so i've spent like 8 months looking for ones in thrift stores but there wasn't a single one and then online but i just couldn't bring myself to spend 30 dollars on one single wiimote so i waited so. patiently. and then 2 weeks ago i finally found one at goodwill for 9 dollars but it was absolutely disgusting and the battery cover was missing and the compartment was all corroded so i put it back and regretted it the whole week but then this last weekend i went to savers and there was an absolutely perfect wiimote just sitting there with no corrosion and a jacket and the wrist strap and motion plus and the nunchuck was there too and i got it all for 10 dollars so the moral of the story is that sometimes things seem right for you in the moment but you have to recognize that they aren't and leave them behind so the things that are meant for you will in fact find you when the time is right. peace and love <3
#for real though im so happy i cant even lie like i regretted selling my wii soooooo much but anyway im back baby <3#im disinfecting everything rn bc i have a germ problem but once it it's done.....i am SO back#when i first got it i didnt have the remote right so i couldnt plug it in and make sure that it worked but i did just plug it into an outle#to make sure it ran and it did and wii sports resort popped out of the drive so thats fun bc i didnt have that one#and anyway i might cry when i hear the menu sound ngl ngl.#but the city i live in is like an overgrown retirement home and so the goodwill is full of old people things and this wii had stickers#like explaining which cord was which so i just know it was a wii that they bought for like grandmas house and only played it when they were#over there so anyway cant wait to see what's on there and if the news channel and weather channel are still on the homepage even though#i dont think they work anymore lol#also shoutout to the type a kid who kept their wiimote in such perfect condition that i wanted to cry when i saw it sitting on the shelf#ty <3
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Adding the fact that Shen Yuan was a rich kid plus the fact that he thinks that running a peak, teaching disciples and going on missions is just lazing around then I wouldn't be surprised if he did some find of sport
Ok, here me out, a lot of rich kids tend to do a whole bunch of extra circulars (trust me, I went to a school filled with trust fund kids) and Shen Yuan considers himself lazy despite very clearly doing a lot. So, he probably got that notion because in his first life he had a jammed pack schedule and uses that as a comparison.
So with this in mind he probably has a bunch of skills, one of those being some form of sport.
Anyway, flash forward to some time post cannon and a wife plot happens. In the original PIDW it was a excuse for a sport episode (or character(s) in this case) with future wives and current wives to wear short clothes and run around. It's probably written because it a fan favorite trope in media and will mist likely bring in a bigger audience (SY can be heard cursing airplane for unoriginalty, contradictions and historical inaccuracy). We'll just say that some kingdom/demon royal family decided instead of violence (because who could ever beat Bingge in a fight?) to use a sports tournament as a way to decide who get to rule.
Well, when this happens in svsss Shen Qingqiu ends up roped into this (ahh, the curse to be a love interest) and just absolutely destroys everyone at off brand tennis (and/or other rich people sports). Luo Binghe would also be destroying people at literally any of the games but he's too busy trying to not lose it over SQQ's (previously stated) short clothing, pulled tightly up hair and skill
#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#svsss#sqq#bingqiu#luo binghe#lbh#headcanon#Sorta#svsss headcanon#bingmei#bingqui#Wife plot#I can't belive that's not a tag#Sports#I guess#SY being a rich kids lol#airplane shooting towards the sky#only mentioned#crappy sketch#scum villain#scum villian self saving system#Is my inability to draw men showing?#Sqq's rants#Rip sqh#Rip sqq's legs too tho#So sqh should be fine for at least a little bit
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SPEAKING OF SCHOOL SPORTS did the wammy’s kids ever do any sports during their time there??? were they possibly forced to :0???? ( also hii!! :3c if this was mentioned somewhere else in another post im so sorry 😭😭 )
Of course they had PE class at Wammy's!! (at least in my boarding school AU)
Ehem I was a little overmotivated to draw Wammy's PE things...... so uhh enjoy?
Matt is regularly standing on the side talking to the teacher about god knows what to avoid participating. Feel that.
#death note#fanart#ask#sports#pe class#school#wammys boys#wammys house#wammy boys#wammy's house#wammy kids#mello#matt#mr kirby#teacher#mihael keehl#mail jeevas#miles jeevas#soccer#basketball#sportswear#dodgeball#push ups#mellodramattic#dn au 2.0#my art#sketch
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