#only mentioned

[gumzau]

The recent episode of wild life BROKE ME

I’m so sad that Mumbo’s out first but at least it’s not Jimmy this time 😭 (He will be next)

[mx-jester]

Funny ravage

Ravage as cat memes, a post to be added to as I draw more

Credit me if you use, ask first

[bloodyfries]

Adding the fact that Shen Yuan was a rich kid plus the fact that he thinks that running a peak, teaching disciples and going on missions is just lazing around then I wouldn't be surprised if he did some find of sport

Ok, here me out, a lot of rich kids tend to do a whole bunch of extra circulars (trust me, I went to a school filled with trust fund kids) and Shen Yuan considers himself lazy despite very clearly doing a lot. So, he probably got that notion because in his first life he had a jammed pack schedule and uses that as a comparison.

So with this in mind he probably has a bunch of skills, one of those being some form of sport.

Anyway, flash forward to some time post cannon and a wife plot happens. In the original PIDW it was a excuse for a sport episode (or character(s) in this case) with future wives and current wives to wear short clothes and run around. It's probably written because it a fan favorite trope in media and will mist likely bring in a bigger audience (SY can be heard cursing airplane for unoriginalty, contradictions and historical inaccuracy). We'll just say that some kingdom/demon royal family decided instead of violence (because who could ever beat Bingge in a fight?) to use a sports tournament as a way to decide who get to rule.

Well, when this happens in svsss Shen Qingqiu ends up roped into this (ahh, the curse to be a love interest) and just absolutely destroys everyone at off brand tennis (and/or other rich people sports). Luo Binghe would also be destroying people at literally any of the games but he's too busy trying to not lose it over SQQ's (previously stated) short clothing, pulled tightly up hair and skill

[daemonmage]

I keep thinking about this AU where Bruce just stays in college and becomes a doctor but still gets dragged into the superhero world.

Ok so Bruce is a doctor and is known for never turning down a patient because he’s still Bruce and he just doesn’t want anyone to die. He still lives in Gotham which is still a horrible place. He still tries to help Gotham by donating and creating his Wayne foundation but it’s hard because the inherent corruption in Gotham hinders anything he does this way.

The mob is still super active in Gotham and a lot of Batman’s rogues still happen because a lot of his rogues just happen with or without Batman. Poison Ivy still becomes an ecoterrorist. Penguin still becomes a powerful mob boss. Mad Hatter is still just the worst. Tommy probably still tries to kill Bruce. Just so many of Gotham’s rogues still exist, except there is no hero to stop them in Gotham. People try, but Gotham is never kind to any hero. Bruce is immensely frustrated by all this but he can’t really do anything. Hell sometimes Lesly’s clinic (cause I feel like he would work there) gets harassed and extorted to help heal mob members and crime wars. He hates this a lot but he’s trapped. He doesn’t have Batman training or gear, the best he can do is help where he can.

However there are still other heroes in this world and Superman is literally just a quick flight away. The JL forms without a Batman and they see Gotham as a powder keg. So they try to help when they can and sometimes they get injured. It comes to a head when a Metropolis (Lex Luthor specifically) and some Gotham rogues team up to get rid of the main hero pain in their necks. Lex creates kryptonite bullets and disperses them to the Gotham rogues to use. Lex sees this as a win because he can get Superman killed without doing much and the Gotham rogues see this as a win cause they have a big weapon against Superman.

So Superman gets shot at with kryptonite bullets. They aren’t the best so they hurt him but only one really makes it through and hits his skin. He has to call in back up and the JL comes to help. I can image Wonder Woman or Flash getting there first. They have no idea what to do because holy shit Superman was shot. That shouldn’t happen! But they’ve heard of this doctor in Gotham that’s supposed to be really good. Maybe Oliver or Dinah suggest Bruce idk. So they take Superman to Dr. Bruce Wayne.

Dr. Bruce Wayne is at his manor with Alfred and a young Dick Grayson (because I firmly believe Bruce would still adopt the kids) and then there is a knock on the door. Alfred goes to answer and in barges the Justice League with a bleeding Superman. Bruce is immediately on his feet barking orders to the JL to get equipment he can use and telling Dick and Alfred to stay back. He doesn’t know what’s going on or how freaking Superman is bleeding out in front of him but he doesn’t care. Bruce realizes quickly that the bullet is cause Clark more pain so it can’t be a leave the bullet in there scenario. He gets the bullet out and asks the JL how to help Clark heal. They say sunlight helps but this is Gotham! It’s polluted and over cast all the time, he won’t be able to get enough sunlight. Bruce remembers a sunlamp they have from a science experiment for Dick. He tells Dick to go get it and they pray that it works. It does by some miracle, though it’s no substitute for actual sunlight.

The League is grateful for Bruce and Clark is also immensely grateful cause holy shit he got shot. The Justice League has to now figure out how these bullets got out in the first place and well Bruce can’t help but be nosy so he mentions that a few of his patients, the mob ones, let it slip that the higher ups got into contact with someone in metropolis and Bruce knows Lex hates Superman. So he helps them out a bit too.

And after that any time they need help with some medical issue they go to super doctor Bruce. He’s also still Bruce and can’t ignore his detective brain so he helps them with mysteries too from time to time. Idk I feel like this still needs more fleshing out but I think it could be funny. Or sad. Or both.

[blueflipflops]

Blessed is The Fruit of Thy Womb

tw: pregnancy, violence, dissociating

Inspired by @cyrwrites 's prompt which is just too good to not write about Talia being pregnant from the exposure from the Lazarus Pits. Saw the tag about "Damian having a complex due to danny's whole "Child of Lazarus" thing he's got going on" and ran with it. Also the religious allegations thing was inspired and I am so here for it. Ended up longer than i planned tho. Would probably add more to this. Enjoy.

Next

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Damian Al Ghul was born a prince. An heir. The blood son of Batman and Talia Al-Ghul. The grandson of the Demon Head.

He is to have the world presented to him in a silver platter even before he reaches his majority.

And yet... that's not quite right, now, isn't it?

Because for all the gift of genes he has in his body, for all the training he has ever endure ever since he learned how to walk... that is all he'll ever be.

A genetic experiment on how to get all the appealing genetic material from both parents and make it into a child.

His mother did not even bear him!

Pregnancy is too much of a hassle, too restrictive, too dangerous for her line of work. She need not be bothered to undergo the burdens of pregnancy when she can create a perfect child in a test tube.

Yet for all her complaints and stilted explainations, why...

Why does it seem like she cared more for the Child that grew itself in her womb?The one that came out of nowhere. The one she birthed herself. The one that Damian seemed to keep losing everything to.

Ever since his mother's womb grew with child with a distinct energy only felt in the Lazarus Pits, she has became estatic and raving. She had claimed that the Lazarus Pits has Chosen her to bear the fruit of its power. The one true heir. The Incarnate of Immortality and Power.

She claims all the honor and the pains that came with it. She became obssessed with the Child even before it was born. Even more when it was born male and familliar feeling of power emanating the infant. The Child opened its eyes with glowing Lazarus green eyes and the scent of death clinging to its blood covered flesh. It did not cry when it was born but just opened its eyes seemingly judging the worth midwife's life in the mortal realm. It must have deemed it unworthy as it is said that the stare looked straight to her soul and drove her mad. Damian never really knew who did the final blow. Was it his mother, the midwife herself or if it was his... brother just as rumored. Damian did not care to know any of that only that the midwife and several other helpers did died that day screaming and bloodied. Their corpses dumped over to the Pits as an offering.

The first time Damian had looked upon those cursed eyes where the first he had ever felt real fear in his life. In the very young age of 10 was he formally introduced to the Child. It looked like a human but distinctly not at the same time. Like an entity thats trying too hard to appear human but forgets what humans look like half the time.

The Child unsettles Damian.

It began its training about the same age as Damian did and unsurprisingly took on the skills easily as breathing. With abilities that seems to only get stronger with time and added training. It is not as perfect as his Mother praise it to be as it is said to go off in bouts of mad rage that seemed to only calm after blood has been spilt. This stopped being a problem after they found out that constant baths in the Pits have a similar enough effect without thinning their forces from the whims of the Child.

Slowly, no matter how hard Damian trains, no matter how successful he is in each obstacles or tests thrown his way, he will never get that Honor he was raised to believe was rightfully his. He was put to the side. Once a future leader now in a role of a follower.

Damian Al-Ghul is a prince. A warrior. An assassin. A spare. A bargaining chip against his father.

For all that the Child is younger than him by a mere year, Damian, with his obvious superior combination of genes, is less than the Child of Lazarus himself.

No matter.

There is one thing the Child cannot claim over him.

He is the blood son of Batman. Not him. Never him. Batman has no claim to the Child either as his mother ravingly repeated over and over again. (As if to remind him of his place.)

He is the only blood son of Batman after all. Not him. Damian need not share what is rightfully his.

No. Of course not.

That is why when his mother told him that he is to pack up his belongings to live and train with his father, Damian did not hesitate nor did he looked back.

His father will be different, he knows this. He will value him more than some demon child from the pits, he is sure. Even if he has to prove himself for it.

...

Danny is dissociating most of the time and feels like this is a very detailed hallucination post vivisection and cannot (dont want to) accept to awknowledge what is happening. He doesn't know what to do with himself if this was real. He has killed people here and sometimes in blind rage too. His core is very fragmented which means his memories are all over the place. Add that to his willful ignorance of the development of his apparent reincanation, he is very Messed Up.

To him, he is Danyal Al Ghul. Heir to the Demon Head, son of Talia Al Ghul, and Child of the Lazarus. But he is more than that, isn't he? He sees flashes of life before this. Of flight and action. Of family and friends. But that can't be right, can it? He feels like something else. Like someone else. But how can that be?

He emanated death energy all over because he can't control his emotions and powers as much as his teenager self. The ectoplasm in the air in the LOA's lair comes from the Lazarus Pits which is so corrupted from the amount of death, corpses, and heavily concentrated emotions, that it messes with Danny's head. He tried to get as much distance from the Pits as possible but Danny can't survive without ambient ectoplasm especially with his core being fragmented like this. When the stress got too much (which was often) he ends up in blind rage that only stops when someone dies and he hungrily absorbs up the ectoplasm from the freshly new corpse. And it goes over and over again until Danny decides that enough is enough. He doesnt want to not have complete control of his body nor does he want to kill more than what his new family is already making him to. He just has to suck it up and get his ectoplasm from the nearest available source: the Lazarus Pits.

After that, he stopped randomly killing people whenever he gets pissed. Being so hungry all the time, the ectoplasm from the pits started to become delicious to Danny but still. He tries to limit his consumption to the very minimum because it messes his head a bit wheter he notices it or not. So like 2-3 times a month. He stopped being deathly hungry.

His apparent "skill/genius" is just a abnormal one up from a normal child who had not lived half a lifetime growing up with a black belt ghost hunter mom who trains them to fight as mother-son bonding time. He didn't really go about it easily either. (Damian is just an unreliable narrator) He just instictively knows the basics and the theory but had to relearn how to do it in his new body that the League just polishes and sharpens to the max blinded by the idea of Danny being the Child of Lazarus. (Them being a cult and all) His hair becoming flame-like wisps and glowing eyes when angered did not help this theory. Nor did his inhuman strength and ghostly powers or his sharp teeth either. He seems to be able to use his powers even in his human form but ra's pissed him off so much one time he reverted to his ghost form...which became so twisted as the years has passed from all the trauma he has experienced and turned into a giant eldritch monster with way too many eyes and teeth, a cloud-like expanse of space and stars, and an Aurora Borealis encircled above his head like a crown. Ra's learned some lines drawn in the sand that day. He is overcome with both fear and poorly contained greed. His eyes dilated from the show of sheer power from this Child. Oh, how he hungers for it.

Danny, despite his nonexistent efforts, became a momma's boy. How can he not when his new mother showers him with love and affection near obssessively? His core subconsciously purrs in satisfaction from the attention despite the overall creepiness of the situation. His core imprinted on the woman already. Who cares if she's a bit crazy? His mother has always been a bit crazy. His memories of past!Maddie (pre-discovery/vivesection thingy) get muddled over and mixes up with memories of Talia which makes him latch onto her more. (Which Talia definitely encourages.) Because his mom is finally paying attention to him again :) she says she loves him :) and she doesn't want to rip him apart molecule by molecule :)))

(He knows. He asked! Although the words may have got tied up on his tongue and the question may have sounded more like a threat than what was intending to ask. But its all good! Surely his mother understood what he was trying to say because she immedietely hugged him and told him that she loved him very much and asked very nicely not to kill her. He is sure that they became closer after that. Talia is just thankful that her Child continues to recognize her as his Mother/Bearer and spared her from his usual rages. She is, of course, worth more than these other lowly mortals. Danyal is hers and hers only after all.)

...

Damian, on baby's first crisis: I am the blood son of Batman. The ONLY son of Batman. Surely I don't have to share him with others :)

Me, nervously looking over my shoulder to see a line of robins and robin-adjacent children that had at one point dressed up as a caped traffic light or another: ...uhhh...

Me, looking at the other side seeing Terry Mcginnis and Helena Bertinelli/Wayne playing rock paper sissors : yeah... about that...

Damian is very biased here. Because how the fuck is he going to compete with a fucking demon pit incarnate??? He's got a lot of thoughts about being replaced here which ha! New flavor of trauma for my baby bird. :)

Love giving Damian a complex :) Wanna put him in a jar of pickles and shake it :)

Also would love to see Damian will arrive ready to prove his worth only to find out that Batman is dead/missing/stranded in the timestream and how it will affect his new flavors of complexes and issues. Lol Oh to be a fly on the wall of the batcave when that happens. Wait dont they have bats there? Flies would get eaten—

Lol someone calls Damian a demon child once and he gets geniunely offended. He hisses back that he is not a Lazarus Pit Baby and thats how the batfam finds out about danny. They all panic at first thinking that not only did Bruce have another secret child but said child is apparently still with LOA. And boy would that do wonders to Damian's buried insecurities. Damian is going going to experience some Emotions and he's going to make it everyone's problem.

Like mother like son.

Talia and possibly Ra's POV next

Anyways, here are them tags:

@emergentpanda-blog @skulld3mort-1fan @rosecinnamonbun @ver-444 @learning-to-fly-on-my-own @dannyphantomphan @yasminerd00 @blep-23

[fatherforgivethem]

“Where else should we go?”

..

..

Aegon dipped his sunglasses low, “Wherever you wish to visit will suit me just fine, darling.”

Helaena rubbed a thick strip of sunscreen along her husbands nose, “Well, if you say so. How about Paris then?” She asked.

“Paris? Leave the countryside?”

“Why not?”

Aegon nodded and passed Helaena the bowl of grapes, “Well, we should pack then. We’ll need to phone mum as well.”

Or: Helaena and Aegon, newly wedded, find themselves leaving the countryside of France, and on their way to Paris for their honeymoon.

[dancingindawn]

From Aedan's drafts;

076 headcanons ;

- formerly the living concept of nature and life , broke a cardinal law ( no concept shall ever love ( her mom broke this one first with adam , since he was a human eve made into a concept to get around this ) a being with mortal lifespan , neither shall they make an effort to sustain the continued existence of this being ) , and was banished down into a human form alongside her parents

- ( cain ended up following a few minutes later , having decided to make it impossible for himself to die by pulling the age old trick of sleeping with death itself , which broke three different laws and now cain is stuck killing plants and doesn 't regret a thing )

- trans woman . argue with the wall , i am the trans fem 076 truther and i will die upon this hill

- her brain is wired differently to a human beings , head trauma & then being healed instantly does that , has no way to develop an addiction to substances as the brain isn 't wired for it , would be considered a smoking addict

- gets very aggressive around food , will bite you

- was wanted in connection with the assassination of multiple high ranking historical political figures , every warrant is close to millions and thousands of years old , wasn 't even involved

- has the tendency to pass out during autumn and will only awake in spring , any attempts to awaken previously have been met with missing fingers and able physically retreating into the underworld until spring

- able still has her conceptual epithet " the creator of all existence " , 682 has the matching epithet of " beloved of all existence "

- 682 was originally a god of warfare and astronomy , but not high ranking enough to have his own epithet ( after assisting in able 's breaking of a cardinal law , he was also punished and wound up as he is today , the scarlet king took him in as their own child after finding him )

- both of them have no memories of their past , but they do get along well ( to cain , who does remember their pasts , this is the funniest thing ever and iris thinks the whole thing is like a sappy soap opera featuring star -crossed lovers who die in the end , that is to say she also finds it entertaining )

[underyourbedtoday]

wanna watch horror movies with soap—him wrapped up all behind you, holding you tight, face burrowed into your neck as you jump and laugh

His lips are pressed to your pulse, humming every time it jumps from a scare on screen and you’re so impossibly warm in his arms that he can’t help but wonder—

“Maybe I should chase you down like that, bonnie.”

[helpiminthevoid]

I made a character sheet for Lepidoptera! Thank you @gethoce for giving me inspiration from your character sheets.

Lepidoptera’s official design. It is a mimic, but it’s terrible at being one as its form shifts sometimes.

Doesn’t understand death and is fascinated by it hence why it’s staring at a gravestone at the bottom. It also steals armor from dead puffs as well…stealing is rude, but the dead don’t seem to mind to Lepidoptera.

It’s not a hostile entity, but is worshiped by a small cult in royal and aristocratic puff society.

Meta Knight’s mother worshiped it. It’s kinda prophetic (doesn’t understand the visions it’s sees) and when Ergo died, Lepidoptera ‘sent’ a hatchling puff to Meta Knight’s Mother. (An empress puff named Ota).

But Lepidoptera wasn’t able to keep its followers safe as it’s not really alive at the time.

Looks intimidating and isn’t. Honestly is very very lonely.

Doesn’t have a weapon.

[cupidl0vesy0u]

Here are some not so happy headcanons i made for our beloved puppy Tommy!

Tw: self blaming,mention of abuse, manipulation, stimming supresision, dehuminasion, tell me if I missed something!)

In exile c!dream made c!Tommy a dog collar a 'joke' to show his power over him.

Ghostbur wasn't so found of the idea and tried to tell him off, dream of course didn't want to hear that and send Ghostbur off to L'manburg.

Because of that he dosn't wear any jewelry on his neck, other then his prime necklace and his scarf.

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He loves to sleep curled up in a ball. It's the best position to have all the warm of other person who may sleep next to him.

That's one of many reasons he hated exile, it was always cold, even in his sleep.

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In exile, even if the whole area was cold and dark. Sometimes he felt a small warm coming from the sea.

A lot of people, Tubbo included said it may have been illusions that his brain made up from high amount of stress he had in that moment.

Tommy dosn't belive that, he still thinks something was calling him there...

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Tommy loves to start stimming with all of his body when he's happy or experiencing high emotion.

He used to flap his hands in Pogtopia after Techno joined them for help, Will told him to stop doing it after he saw it.

He said it was annoying and not gonna help them in any way.

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At his beach party dream offered a dance so they don't feel so sad, Tommy didn't enjoyed the dance. The whole thing was like a puppeteer controlling his puppet.

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His scar stitches he got after revival aren't visible in daytime, but they start to show (and glow) when a night starts.

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Tommy uses bows almost every chance he can, he does it mostly to make his hands feel some repetive stimulation.

He started to sew and do crafty stuff too, even if he dosn't want to admit his love for his nephew, he still proudly tells people he was the first one to hand made first clothes that little baby Michael wore.

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He wanted to dye his hair to match Tubbo's but didn't do it after he saw Tubbo dyed his hair like four different colors.

Tubbo called him pussy for weeks after that.

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Flowers sometimes bloom in Tommy's hair (similarly to Tubbo), both of them loved to play with them and make flower crowns.

In exile Dream picked some of them and made flower crowns from them. (He usually just wore them to make Tubbo angry and jealous, look Tommy is my friend now!).

The flower crowns had some hair in them though, he didn't pick them up so softly as he said he did and that always made Tommy's head hurt afterwards

[rotteneldritchhorror]

One thing I will never forget about unus annus is during the Definitely not shibari video of Ethan tying Mark “the bear” up they briefly pan to the site that they’re using and I IMMEDIATELY recognised it as a site I browsed through when I first hyperfixated on kink and found out about shibari and the proper ropes to get and proper ties

[imthenextrobin]

small martyn (inthelittlewoods) sketch before i go back to focus on batfam

[galateaschisel]

picture taken and caption by cheong-san💯💯💯

they found a safe place and a random phone

aouad suddenly entered my mind again and I only recently thought about these two for this meme so

original picture

[daemonmage]

Sometimes I worry that my love for dc is just more of a batfam thing and then I nearly cry when I see Kara in the My Adventures With Superman trailer.

I’m so ready for the next season please!!!

[sunflowertoonz]

Probably my only The Poppy War post, but Fang Runin was so real for dissolving her uterus.

Blood is such a hassle to clean i got a saltwater paste, ice, cold water, and spit because my family does not believe in having hydrogen peroxide in the house.

[mjrtaurus]

I just had a thought that Cherry Wanis are more likely to become conjoined twins because of each egg having two wanis.

Now imagine one day Crocodile was helping with hatching them and then he runs to others, holds up conjoined Cherry Wanis and screams "It's a freak of nature! :D" with enthusiasm that only animal lovers can have

The little guy has two heads, and the very first thing Crocodile does is take the hatchling to the veterinary tent (because he’s not an irresponsible reptile breeder, very much). He knows a lot of animals that are conjoined need to be put to sleep because the quality of their lives isn’t going to be good. Lots of internal issues that are too delicate to be corrected or even treated. The novelty of having a two-headed animal isn’t worth said animal’s suffering.

The head vet shares the same concerns, so they give the babies a meal and look them over.

And they’re perfectly healthy on the inside, and so far the heads are cooperating just as well together as any cherrywani pair. Even moreso when considering that one head controls one side, and the other head controls the other side. They walk fine, they swim fine, they eat fine, and in later observations they do indeed hunt fine.

It’s looking as if the cherrywani subspecies have dealt with so many instances of conjoined twins that evolution just… made it work for them.

Even so, Crocodile and the head vet keep a close eye on this sweet little freak of nature. Making sure they get extra food if the hunting doesn’t go well, making sure they get plenty of checkups…

In the end, they are happy wanis. Happy, healthy, and a little strange wanis.