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[taddy-cat]

Hyrule gave Lord Larry a raspberry hat! And Wild decided to make him a boat out of a scooped out lemon peel, a stick and some bark!

Lord Larry's Purple Friend (Vaati) seems quite excited, and waving his pointy stick around. The Big-and-Small friend (Four) seems content to relax in their vessel. The warm friend (Hyrule) is keeping an eye on them, making sure they don't sink. Lord Larry is having fun being the captain

[gumzau]

The recent episode of wild life BROKE ME

I’m so sad that Mumbo’s out first but at least it’s not Jimmy this time 😭 (He will be next)

[quarterlifekitty]

Hey! i really love your writing and im not sure if you've done something similar but like im curious as to what you think their like main romantic/sexual fantasies are, like their fake scenarios to help them sleep ya know? Like what their favorite tropes are :)

This is SUCH a good question man…. So many possibilities.

Gaz I think is into tales of chivalry, to be honest. Has been since he was a boy. Watched a lot of sword and sorcery movies as a kid. So yeah— maybe he does fantasize about riding up on a horse, slaying a dragon, meeting the lovely princess that was kept in the tower, and ravishing her thoroughly. Not that it’s any of your business.

Soap is into omegaverse, but he doesn’t know that. He fantasizes about being out at some pub or something, brushing against someone in the crowd and smelling them and just knowing— and they know it too. And then they can’t keep their hands off of each other. Or their fluids. Depends on how crazy he’s feeling.

Ghost fantasizes about having sex where he’s comfortable not covering anything. His face or his body. Where he can act like an animal, say all the vile, filthy shit that’s in his mind— and the person he’s with isn’t scared or put off by any of it at all— his words or appearance. His kink is acceptance.

Price fantasizes, to the surprise of no one, about having a wife with a baby. And them putting the baby down to bed together (after they both give baby a kiss on the head, and get a good whiff of baby smell). And as they hold hands and walk back to their room. And she leans into him and whispers, “I want you to put another baby in me tonight.” You can imagine what happens next— and he certainly does!

Rudy thinks a lot about the sensual act of undressing. Very slowly, carefully stripping his lover, starting with any shoes and stockings. Carefully slipping each button free, kissing the exposed skin in his wake until they’re completely bare— vulnerably laid on clean sheets. Both of them, naked as the day they were born and with all of the time in the world.

Nikolai doesn’t feel bad about it. He fantasizes about taking apart a crying girl. Kissing, heavy handed petting— making the world outside of their bed disappear as she drops into the comfortable, warm, amniotic embrace of his care. Sometimes it includes sex, sometimes it doesn’t.

[mx-jester]

Funny ravage

Ravage as cat memes, a post to be added to as I draw more

Credit me if you use, ask first

[zuutiomi]

yuh

[pigeons-paintbrush]

i couldnt NOT make this, like come on the guy is WEARING HIS OUTFIT

the white shorts with black stripes?? the black t-shirt?? COME ONNNNNN, you cannot dress like that and not immediately make me think of killer sans. i HAD to make this into killer. i had to. (esp since the evil dad energy fit so well too...)

meme source (i dont have tiktok so idk who the og creator is)

this took me hours. for what. why did i add so many little details (please stare at them.)

[bloodyfries]

Adding the fact that Shen Yuan was a rich kid plus the fact that he thinks that running a peak, teaching disciples and going on missions is just lazing around then I wouldn't be surprised if he did some find of sport

Ok, here me out, a lot of rich kids tend to do a whole bunch of extra circulars (trust me, I went to a school filled with trust fund kids) and Shen Yuan considers himself lazy despite very clearly doing a lot. So, he probably got that notion because in his first life he had a jammed pack schedule and uses that as a comparison.

So with this in mind he probably has a bunch of skills, one of those being some form of sport.

Anyway, flash forward to some time post cannon and a wife plot happens. In the original PIDW it was a excuse for a sport episode (or character(s) in this case) with future wives and current wives to wear short clothes and run around. It's probably written because it a fan favorite trope in media and will mist likely bring in a bigger audience (SY can be heard cursing airplane for unoriginalty, contradictions and historical inaccuracy). We'll just say that some kingdom/demon royal family decided instead of violence (because who could ever beat Bingge in a fight?) to use a sports tournament as a way to decide who get to rule.

Well, when this happens in svsss Shen Qingqiu ends up roped into this (ahh, the curse to be a love interest) and just absolutely destroys everyone at off brand tennis (and/or other rich people sports). Luo Binghe would also be destroying people at literally any of the games but he's too busy trying to not lose it over SQQ's (previously stated) short clothing, pulled tightly up hair and skill

[bisexual-biohazard5]

Percy Weasley had a sleeper build and knew how to threw a punch. Like you can't change my mind

Since he was 6,3 (according to google) all the muscle in his body gets distributed differently cause if his height. And I would like to think that this would result in a sleeper build. This man had to raise his younger siblings because his poor mother was alway busy and his ather was always working. He definitely got some muscle from doing that and multitasking and picking up his younger siblings because for some reason they always like being held. Then there his older brothers. All that combined, they were clesrly a chaotic little bunch and with older brothers, comes rough houses and practically fighting for your life.

In Hogwarts, he was definitely carrying large stacks of books, YOU NEED STRENGTH TO LIFT THOSE HEAVY ASS BOOKS PEOPLE. At the Burrow, his siblings forced him to play quidditch with him. Let's be for real. He was strong.

Also thinking of all the dangrrous things in Hogwarts. The forbidden forest that was right next to the school, the ghosts, the students (come on, some of them were assholes and bullies.) Percy isn't stupid. He would of taught himself how to fight snd defend and probably knew a few punches. That paired with the fact that he was a little kid in the First Wizarding War, he was probably a bit paranoid and a bit on edge. Therefore he would of convinced himself that he needed to fight because you can't always depend on magic.

Also his roommate, Oliver Wood, was a quidditch fantic. What more can I say? I know damn well he probably dragged Percy to go flying with him and play practise quidditch matches so he could improve his skills for the next quidditch games. That shit requires strength and he definitely built some muscle.

YOU CAN'T DENY IT. THAT MOTHERFUCKER HAD A SLEEPER BUILD AND KNEW HOW TO FIGHT. NO ONE CAN CHANGE MY MIND.

[dearcervus]

Faux sympathy? No my darling of course not… I’m your doctor and I want to take care of you and help you. I know I must look frightening with all my scary tools, but I promise I’m only here to help my love. You know I would never hurt you right? Let’s start with just a simple examination okay? It won’t hurt at all my dear… I’m just going to gently touch you with my gloved hands. Good patients get treats after you know… you’ll be good for me won’t you my love? 🖤

[koibito-chan20147]

Here’s the Fell/Edgy!Common Toons twisted counterparts! Some of their poses look a bit stiff but I didn’t wanna fix some of them. Plus, I think I did pretty on all of them, especially Cosmo, Looey and Rudie! I hope you all enjoy this~!

Once again, AU is from @honeydewandcake!

[daemonmage]

I keep thinking about this AU where Bruce just stays in college and becomes a doctor but still gets dragged into the superhero world.

Ok so Bruce is a doctor and is known for never turning down a patient because he’s still Bruce and he just doesn’t want anyone to die. He still lives in Gotham which is still a horrible place. He still tries to help Gotham by donating and creating his Wayne foundation but it’s hard because the inherent corruption in Gotham hinders anything he does this way.

The mob is still super active in Gotham and a lot of Batman’s rogues still happen because a lot of his rogues just happen with or without Batman. Poison Ivy still becomes an ecoterrorist. Penguin still becomes a powerful mob boss. Mad Hatter is still just the worst. Tommy probably still tries to kill Bruce. Just so many of Gotham’s rogues still exist, except there is no hero to stop them in Gotham. People try, but Gotham is never kind to any hero. Bruce is immensely frustrated by all this but he can’t really do anything. Hell sometimes Lesly’s clinic (cause I feel like he would work there) gets harassed and extorted to help heal mob members and crime wars. He hates this a lot but he’s trapped. He doesn’t have Batman training or gear, the best he can do is help where he can.

However there are still other heroes in this world and Superman is literally just a quick flight away. The JL forms without a Batman and they see Gotham as a powder keg. So they try to help when they can and sometimes they get injured. It comes to a head when a Metropolis (Lex Luthor specifically) and some Gotham rogues team up to get rid of the main hero pain in their necks. Lex creates kryptonite bullets and disperses them to the Gotham rogues to use. Lex sees this as a win because he can get Superman killed without doing much and the Gotham rogues see this as a win cause they have a big weapon against Superman.

So Superman gets shot at with kryptonite bullets. They aren’t the best so they hurt him but only one really makes it through and hits his skin. He has to call in back up and the JL comes to help. I can image Wonder Woman or Flash getting there first. They have no idea what to do because holy shit Superman was shot. That shouldn’t happen! But they’ve heard of this doctor in Gotham that’s supposed to be really good. Maybe Oliver or Dinah suggest Bruce idk. So they take Superman to Dr. Bruce Wayne.

Dr. Bruce Wayne is at his manor with Alfred and a young Dick Grayson (because I firmly believe Bruce would still adopt the kids) and then there is a knock on the door. Alfred goes to answer and in barges the Justice League with a bleeding Superman. Bruce is immediately on his feet barking orders to the JL to get equipment he can use and telling Dick and Alfred to stay back. He doesn’t know what’s going on or how freaking Superman is bleeding out in front of him but he doesn’t care. Bruce realizes quickly that the bullet is cause Clark more pain so it can’t be a leave the bullet in there scenario. He gets the bullet out and asks the JL how to help Clark heal. They say sunlight helps but this is Gotham! It’s polluted and over cast all the time, he won’t be able to get enough sunlight. Bruce remembers a sunlamp they have from a science experiment for Dick. He tells Dick to go get it and they pray that it works. It does by some miracle, though it’s no substitute for actual sunlight.

The League is grateful for Bruce and Clark is also immensely grateful cause holy shit he got shot. The Justice League has to now figure out how these bullets got out in the first place and well Bruce can’t help but be nosy so he mentions that a few of his patients, the mob ones, let it slip that the higher ups got into contact with someone in metropolis and Bruce knows Lex hates Superman. So he helps them out a bit too.

And after that any time they need help with some medical issue they go to super doctor Bruce. He’s also still Bruce and can’t ignore his detective brain so he helps them with mysteries too from time to time. Idk I feel like this still needs more fleshing out but I think it could be funny. Or sad. Or both.

[theprettiestchandaleir]

Orgonax efrim and Nora for my au this is specifically pre war as well the

The color they are is the color of the magic they use mostly so the sadida end up green and not blue (I was originally gonna base it off of if they use stasis or wakfu more)

[callmesel]

Perciver Au Idea

PERCIVER IN A STEVEN UNIVERSE AU

Hear me out

Percy is a Pearl and Oliver is a Ruby

Pearls are there to assist their gem and are like an accesory to them too. (And also some gems were obsessed with getting one because that meant you were in a high rank or smt)

Rubies are for protection and like security guards. They also work better as a team. (*cough* team captain *cough*)

This would be wlw as most gems are presented as female. So wlw perciver into the mix to. Tragic lesbians that cann't be together for being different.

I like the idea of Percy being in a submissive role and Oliver helping getting him out of there. And Percy helping Oliver feel loved and cared for instead a disposable gem out of hundreds.

This would be set before all the revolution with Pink Diamond and the Crystal Gems so it makes more sense that they can be together. As drama to the plot with having to be secretive and them getting "reborn" to "mix" them and still find each other. It's really fun.

But I could also be set in SU into the Future and be more calm. An elegant and greaceful pearl with a rough and strong ruby. But that's a bit boring because it would be so taboo in that scenario. You could make them still racist as the Diamonds have to "undo their program" in their gem. Idk how to explain it. I also dk if the Diamonds stop gem production after the main show tbh. I don't remember much.

But yeah.

Pearl!Percy x Ruby!Oliver

And If you want to throw Penny into the mix, she could be a lapis lazuli (yk? water bending? clearwater? I'm so funny) and she could be Percy's superior. Although I don't think lapis lazulis get pearls but let them work together. Maybe Penny works for Percy's gem and Oliver is there as the leader of the rubies for that same gem.

[appleeejuiceee]

Arcane Fallout AU I need to infodump abt or I'll die

Hihihi okay I've been thinking about this for a while now and I've been like trying to get this whole AU down in my head and I think it'd be banging if I let the public know as well,. I like input and also I like to just dump things.,.,

It is very Jayvik centric but there is hints of Zaundads n all tht in this AU because I am very normal abt those two ships and I need them everywhere in everything that I consume rn or I'll die (not actually). I'll probably add the Zaundads part of this AU in another post just because the Jayvik section is getting a bit long. I was thinking Viktor is like a big part of this AU where he was a lone wanderer tht has been a tinkerer in his free time when he actually has the time to settle down. His inventing and building has actually helped him create really well made inventions including but not limited to, a mechanized prosthetic for his leg, a sentry bot that he has modified a lot named Blitzcrank, and a portal he made by himself that takes him to the Syndicate. This leads into him being a major part of Syndicate research and him meeting Jayce, a synth that was originally housed in the Syndicate as a builder. Because of how well made the portal was and how advanced Viktor's inventions were, they have made the decision to let him stay and travel between the Wastelands and the Syndicate as much as he wants, in exchange for more research that they cannot get themselves. Unfortunately for Viktor, since he was born need an irradiated zone, his body has been rapidly decaying this entire time. It was the reason why his leg was messed up and it is the reason why his organs are starting to fail him. No matter how much rad-away and rad x he takes, he cannot get rid of the effects it gave him from birth, and unfortunately it makes him very very desperate to try and find something to help him. His desperateness does lead him towards a very very experimental chem that Singed made when he wandered over to his area, not asking too many questions as he took said chem. Overtime his body started to change for both better and worse. He could move around freely now, he didn't need his prosthetic or cane anymore, but his body and skin began to rot and wrinkle. He was slowly becoming part ghoul, the Syndicate deciding to cut ties with him after his change because of how terrifying he was towards the synths. Jayce however, despite his change, stayed by his side. Speaking of Jayce, when he met Viktor it was basically love at first sight. He's always wanted to know what was out there in the Wastelands and he never had the chance to do so just because of how important he was to the Syndicate. But once Viktor came into his life, he immediately latched onto the fact that he was from the Wastelands and that he could get some of his questions answered now that he has a reputable source. Even on occasions, he would follow Viktor out of the Syndicate to see the Wastelands first hand and experience both the horrors and the strange beauty of it. Viktor always thought of it as endearing and would help him learn some valuable defensive strategies so he wouldn't die out in the Wastelands. Their bond became really close really fast, Jayce not knowing what he was exactly feeling since it was very new to him but he didn't mind the new feelings. There were some points where he thought he was broken, mentioning it to Viktor who quickly picked up on the fact on what he was feeling. I think they'd be very sweet to each other, Jayce always being there for Viktor when he can join him in the Wastelands. Once Viktor became a ghoul, Jayce was ultimately told he couldn't see the man again because of his transformation and how grotesque he has started to look and obviously Jayce didn't take that well. He would ultimately escape the Syndicate one day, searching the Wastelands to find his partner that he's come to enjoy. He didn't care if he didn't look like Viktor, he just wanted to stay with him. They do eventually meet up, Viktor very shocked he found him, let alone searched everywhere for him, and they survive the wastelands together. Like I said I'll add onto this most likely with Zaundads but for now you get Jayvik thoughts

[misshashtag-aka-god]

TW FOR BLOOD!!!!

Guys, I just woke up to see this in my gallery hELP-

Btw this is my "Player" design, it may change, dunno

[nervousapricout]

So uhh I got bored so I wrote another part to the TB as baek-ah Idea to stave to boredom off lol

Sorry for the spelling mistakes if I made any

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The dark saint was a marten.. Him.. This tang bo? A marten? A snowy white one too

All the other beast have tried to fight him

He beat them all up despite his size. Serves those animals right, daring to try and take on the dark saint incarnate himself..

He'd tried to to get as much information as he could from what happened after the war yet it was already hard to get as a marten.. Not to mention the fact Yunnan cut itself off form the rest of the central plain..

How annoying

Anyways what was up with these people's fascination with his hyung-nim?

A few days after that thought he got his answer by some people fortunately passing by talking about before the war such luck!

Wanting to know more he moved closer but hid behind some greenery to avoid the people spotting him

He eavesdrops on one of the people lecturing (from his position) lecturing the younger about the their past.. He listened to them explain on how the plum blossom sovereign had helped them

(that selfless stubborn taoist.. He thought)

He turned away from the scene like a coward

Trying to forget painful memories of a certain pink eyes man

He'd continue to walk around the grounds with his marten body before settling under some rocks and falling asleep

He'd always thought about leaving but realized that being in a body such as this one could be dangerous and decided to just wait.. His hyung would laugh and have that smug look on his face teasing this tang bo.. Outrageous he'd never allow that his pride would not let him!

That was until he noticed a group of disciples.

Curiousity took over the dark saint as he trudged over slowly paws softly touching the ground as he surveyed the disciples..

Until he was met with a shadow of someone he knew..a long black pony tail a green ribbon and pink eyes he'd never be able to forget about

After all those lovely pink unforgettable eyes that comforted him until his passing had been one of the last things he saw before his death

(welp I'm done this took less time and doesn't have much it's shorter and has some mistakes but I tried my best)