#Sports

[theonion]

In a crushing blow to the team’s hopes of winning the NCAA men’s tournament, star Brigham Young University player Mihailo Boskovic was reportedly suspended Tuesday after testing positive for coffee. “Upon detecting the illicit substance on Boskovic’s breath before a game, we ordered an immediate test and confirmed the presence of performance-enhancing hot drinks in his system,” said BYU head coach Kevin Young, adding that the six-game suspension stood despite Boskovic’s claim that he had unwittingly mistaken the coffee for a cup of flat root beer.

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[incognitopolls]

We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

[theonion]

“Vanessa is just one of many, and I’ll get around to all of them eventually: Jennifer Lopez, Reese Witherspoon, Attorney General Pam Bondi, Marla Maples, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Belinda Sayers of Indianapolis, Elin Nordegren, and so many more. I wanted to let you know now so you’re not surprised on the day when you see me in an Instagram post standing next to the person you once thought you’d spend the rest of your life with. Because trust me, she’ll be smiling, and you’ll know the reason why.” Woods added that even if you’re currently in a happy marriage, one day you won’t be, and as soon as your divorce is finalized, he will be there to fuck your ex-wife.

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[animentality]

[nocturius8015ficore]

This is greaaaaaaaaaat.

We need to bring back the athletics body type post

[astastories]

Just finished the Sunshine Court - it was amazing so I decided to draw Jean jumping into literal sunshine 

[nco05]

The problem isn't Max, it wasn't Checo, it isn't Liam & it won't be Yuki

The problem is keeping an unprofessional TP. An absolute abismal TP who allegedly abused his power

The problem is a 80+ year old Austrian share holder who also runs his mouth

The problem is that RB21... Which Max & Checo showed concern for 2 YEARS AGO

Instead they throw the inexperienced 23 year old under the bus cuz of hissy fits everywhere else & likely will throw the 25 year old also under the bus...

All the luck to Liam's development in Light mode RB & Yuki's promotion to the big team... And their + Max & Isack's sanity with this joke ass of a TP & Austian share holder

[blondebrainpowered]

Mountain climber Henriette d'Angeville in the outfit that she used to climb Mont Blanc glacier in 1832. The outfit was self-made as well as some of the equipment.

[dinosaurwithablog]

I just got the MLB package free from T Mobile!!! Any customer of T Mobile can get this deal starting today and ending on the 31st of March!! I love T Mobile for doing this for me every year!!! The MLB package usually costs around $150 so this is a great deal!!! I can watch any game all season long, anywhere that I am!! Thanks, T Mobile!!! Thank you sooooooo much 😁😍💜💜💜

Let's go Yankees!!!!! ⚾️

I love this game, and I love my boys!! I can't wait until Thursday on opening day when the Yankees play the Brewers!! 🤗🤗🤗 Play ball!!! 😁🤗😁🤗😁🤗😁🤗

[beastieballgame]

I keep forgetting to use this to promote but this news is too exciting to keep under wraps any longer....

Beastieball is partnering up with the Federation of Volleyball Madrid!!

It'll be featured in their Spring and Summer events, including the VW Beach Pro Tour Futures Madrid! Lock in, coaches!!! 🎉

From the article announcing it:

La FMVB y Beastieball se unen, creando sinergias entre el vóley playa y los e-sports!!! [...]A partir de 2025, la FMVB integrará la promoción de Beastieball, incluidos eventos destacados como el VW Beach Pro Tour Futures Madrid, con el objetivo de atraer al público joven a este deporte

Prepárate para un 2025 donde el vóley playa y Beastieball se encontrarán en la arena, ¡listos para hacer historia!

[cynsweetss]

“Running Towards Success”

Sports have the power to shape individuals and open doors to incredible opportunities. For Cyryll James A. Ycoy, a 22 year old student at Western Leyte College, track and field became more than just a sport it became a life-changing journey. His passion for running started when he was in senior high school, and from that moment, his life took a new and exciting path.

At first, Cyryll’s journey as a track and field athlete was just "okay" it was something he enjoyed but never expected to have a big impact on his life. However, as he spent more time training, he began to realize how much this sport was shaping him, not only as an athlete but also as a person. He met many people who helped him grow, learn, and push himself beyond his limits.

Aside from the friendships he built, track and field also played a vital role in his health and well-being. The intense training sessions improved his stamina, strength, and endurance, making him physically and mentally stronger. It taught him discipline, perseverance, and the value of hard work lessons that he applies in both his studies and everyday life.

Cyryll’s journey in track and field is a testament to how sports can shape a person’s character and future. From a simple interest in senior high to a deep passion that has positively influenced his life, he continues to strive for greatness. His story is an inspiration to young athletes who dream of finding purpose and success through sports.

[saucingitup]

and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

[gongyussy]

*calling your colleague voluptuous* *begging him for kisses* *bouncing on it (his lap, while manifesting a goal)* yeah. checks out. just a normal day at the office for them

[cumpletesoccerfanatic]

Granit Xhaka & Xabi Alonso

leader

[animentality]