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(horrible) horror vs food hcs!

huge content warning below the cut for just. any and all things food (and "food") related. im throwing just about everything i can at him so heads up

ok so! the idea that horror would become a chef for the bad guys is a very cool idea for a future where he's beginning to recover from all that trauma ✨

but fresh out of his au? he would not be the one cookin

bro canonically hasnt eaten, never mind cooked, for seven years. anything even remotely resembling a recipe that he might have once known is long forgotten

he isnt picky. as long as its not sentient or squirming, its going in someone's mouth. now that he doesnt have a town and a brother to look after, that might as well be his mouth!

even if it is sentient or squirming, that can still be food for someone! just not him. after all, he WAS the one to think up the "hey lets just eat humans" as a plan, even if he never did it himself

paps is the one doing all the yummy children cooking!! give him a credit!!

this dude has to have the weirdest relationship with food and none of it is healthy. i think he would both be highly food motivated and have aversions. on a good day he might wolf down anything he can get his hands on. on a bad day, he might be plagued with guilt for every bite. no matter how bad his empty body hurts, there are others who need it more. who deserve it more.

and if this is a "nm is abusive au," oh boy is he using this to his advantage.

if horror cant even handle looking at food? nightmare can always shove it down his throat.

if horror is desperate for a morsel? oh no, what a shame that there isnt enough to go around today. just after he failed a mission too... either directly denying him food, or pressuring him into letting the others have it. and if he isn't willing to obey for the second, then... perhaps dust's freshly snapped femur will help convince him to play nice. its just one more meal. doesnt he deserve that much? doesnt he deserve that extra bit for his HP? after all, he did save your life the other day. after all, you did survive seven years just fine without food. whats one more day? whats one more week?

a more minor offence may not result in complete starvation, instead merely supplying horror with insufficient, moldy food. if he refuses to eat nightmares generous donation? well, theres always tactic no. 1 nm can fall back on. who minds if someone winds up a bit sick at night? (and who would help him clean it up if he missed the garbage can?)

however! the reverse is also true. when horror does what nightmare wants, and more? when the dog performs his tricks to perfection? there are gourmet dishes, sweet and savoury and filling, all for him; as much as he can gorge himself on, and all the time in the world.

and even if he cant bring himself to take a bite.....? if theres still the guilt that its undeserved, that it was stolen, that he's wasting this gift- he cant possibly finish it all... well, thats another little treat for nightmare. a little extra delicacy to sweeten that awful smile. that bitter soul.

otherwise he's stuffing his face though LMAO

but one day he could become a brilliant cook. whether through cooking extravagant meals for nightmare (that he may or may not get to partake in...), or through enough practice with a papyrus, he could get rlly good. have fun getting there girlie

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This TMNT glove hand I crocheted

I suck at drawing hands without reference, and I have five fingers not three, so I crocheted this TMNT hand glove thing for references and stuff.

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i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

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multiversal bonding (over which children should or should not be bullied)

ps. theres a layer named "secret feature" in this file, that i'd forgotten about. so, obviously curious, i opened it and was immediately greeted by this image:

yeah. right in the nose hole. ofc it is. thnx past me.

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dreamt abt papyrus walking around in this outfit, so. it's canon now sorry aphobes

the dream also ended like this for some reason:

so... if y'all have any fic recs that fit that weird ass description, my subconscious is apparently on the lookout for them lol

(regular whump/angst fic recs would also always be appreciated)

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happy valentine's day

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❤ ?

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something stupid

yes this entire thing was just a “something new” joke

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whatcha wanna see next of my art?

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nightmare in his wicked witch of the west era ig, oopsies :) close up & wordless of the bottom two under the cut bc i liked the lineart and nms little panel gutter

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Today's the day! Patterning for Papyrus has begun! :D

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anybody lonely this valentine’s day needs to know

he’s coming to smooch you

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ok yea yea we all know about the whole blueberry sans controversies, and i get all that. but something we never discuss is WHY did we ever go with carrot as swapap's nickname, when carrot cake is RIGHT!! THERE!! and it sounds so much better!!!

they both have three syllables, are compound words (if you spell it wrong and make it carrotcake lol), AND are the names of sweet foods!! soft sweet nice foods!!!! like i guessssss theyre like fruit and veg, but i think we missed out tbh

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i couldnt NOT make this, like come on the guy is WEARING HIS OUTFIT

the white shorts with black stripes?? the black t-shirt?? COME ONNNNNN, you cannot dress like that and not immediately make me think of killer sans. i HAD to make this into killer. i had to. (esp since the evil dad energy fit so well too...)

meme source (i dont have tiktok so idk who the og creator is)

this took me hours. for what. why did i add so many little details (please stare at them.)

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Killer is being naughty

Killer belongs to RahafWabas Dust belongs to Ask-DustTale Horror belongs to Sour-Apple-Studios

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fuck yeah !!!!!!!!!