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Hey, put on a coat! It’s like 20 degrees outside!

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the point of rpf isn’t to concoct scenarios that are thinly veiled attempts to fuck the celebrities you like yourself. the point of rpf is to learn as much lore as is possible about the celebrities you like by whatever means necessary and use that information to craft scenarios that are wildly implausible but Technically could have happened. and then to chuckle about it. by the way

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Finally finished my Conclave art.

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it’s giving orpheus and eurydice

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turns out the secret to stopping doomscrolling is to start consuming books voraciously again. who knew.

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arrived at the airport 45 mins before my international flight….still made my plane

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what’s better than one woman? two women! what’s better than two women? two women and NO MEN!

PREACH! rb if you think alex and rebecca should break up with their boyfriends and date each other instead

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Whenever I see Charles I'm so obsessed with him but whenever I see the wags together without their bfs I'm like "yes, beautiful, no ugly man here to ruin this"

✨see how the world sparkles in the absence of men✨

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alexbecca on a romantic getaway in venice sharing a bed with matching bathrobes and posting pictures of them looking longingly at each other's lips and bodies in their coordinated black and white outfits at an event where the whole theme is CHERRIES yeah they're lesbians harold

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nvm i'm a truther. "city of love" caption with the yurified picture of her and rebecca as the front cover? rebecca's comment? 🍒❤️? THE CHERRY EMOJI WITH A RED HEART? HELLO? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?

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alexandra and rebecca look like they are getting married in that event

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he can't be gay for his teammate if his drop dead gorgeous model girlfriend is watching! and therein lies my disagreement with OG anon's point. I think Alex likes Charles and Charles likes Alex as much as they can within their very rigid heteronormative performance. Showing too much affection and love for your partner can also be seen as weird in rich athlete circles.

it's time for my favourite quote again

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why aren't more people writing about them, get this yaoi out of my face, bring me my girls 😭😭😭. the hands on the chair!!! the eyes chico!! like are they kidding me?? i just know Alex can sense Rebecca is close to her by her perfume and she closes her eyes to put herself together and don't expose her feelings in public. Like the material is there..

"get this yaoi out of my face" me this winter break honestly. i find myself tiring of the men....

the hands on the chair make me want to gnaw on something. rebecca having her undivided attention on alex who is gripping the back of the chair for dear life and the third influencer in their conversation having an expression on her face that roughly translates to 🤨🏳️‍🌈?......

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alexbecca is realer than any f1 rpf (except for gax)

nah but them “allegedly” sharing a bed and alex in a robe… OKAY LESBIANS. the pr relationship rumors are true because actually alex and rebecca are the ones dating i see the script

pr relationship but charles just effectively just doesn't have to worry about being single and having that sort of media attention and alex gets to sleep with his ex teammate's girlfriend.

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love how rebecca seems to have an established MO when she finds herself at sponsor events with one of her boyfriend's coworker's girlfriends. she immediately a. invites herself to their hotel room on arrival with the excuse of "taking pictures", b. dresses drop dead gorgeous and attaches herself to their side therefore c. giving them her full undivided attention all night and d. posts many pictures of it letting everyone know she bagged yet another baddie