#movie!holly short

[agent-toast]

just found a compilation of holly short scenes from the artemis fowl movie

(not by me!)

if you:

-ignore the painful fact that the casting is inaccurate to the books' description and think of lara mcdonnell's holly as an alternate universe holly

-look past all the mentions of the 'aculos' egg acorn thing

-and all the other stuff that doesn't make any sense

these scenes are good! and the acting is great! (especially when she punches artemis heh)

just wish the full movie stayed true to everyone's character, but oh well.

[drakon-star]

i'm only a beginner at photoshop but i thought it'd be fun to make a movie poster for a movie that definitely doesn't exist

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[yen-sids-tournament]

the Blue Fairy v Holly Short

Propaganda

the Blue Fairy:

~She's pretty and blue Though Disney didn't want her to be based on the glamour girls of the time, he loved the design for her despite that Hates lying/liars Super sweet ~The FIRST Disney fairy deserves the nomination, if not the win.

Holly Short:

~She’s one of the coolest fairies I’ve ever heard of. Perhaps it’s just something to do with the world building in the books, but she’s such a badass. In Eoin Colfer’s book, fairies aren’t born with wings. She spent time and effort learning to use wing backpack type things to fly. She’s a good friend, but will absolutely shoot you if you’re being stupid. Please, man. I love her.

[abs0luteb4stard]

THE SHEIK MASSACRE

"A group of professional wrestlers disrespect wrestling legend The Iron Sheik. Then when lighting strikes, an Iron Sheik action figure becomes alive. The Iron Sheik doll then hunts down the disrespectful new school wrestlers down and makes those jabronis humble!"

[valhelos]

Redraw of the Opal Deception photo.

[anna-undaunted]

I didn’t watch the Artemis Fowl movie which is why I’m just now realizing they whitewashed the hell out of Holly. They cast Judy Dench as Root to try and be progressive or whatever but then whitewash the female lead?? AND she’s whitewashed in those graphic novels that got made. I’m going to lose my whole mind

[gaylittleguys]

hey actually what was up with the artemis fowl series suddenly pivoting to make the grown adult woman a love interest for the teenage boy. like I’ve blocked everything after the first 4 books from my mind bc I hate them for many reasons but like. genuinely what the fuck.

[nofatclips]

Genius Loci, a short film by Adrien Merigeau

[randomrichards]

POETIC JUSTICE (1972):

Pages of script notes

Between cactus and coffee

Describing sex scenes

[deathbind]

Looking back at my own notes and rediscovering the name Serot was me fucking around with the name Iphigenia

[agent-toast]

hello!

reblog with your opinion in the tags if you would like to see me voice act some of my favourite scenes from the Artemis Fowl series! i'll update if so.

yes i will be voice acting every character. i have no friends who have read Artemis Fowl :(

i might or might not be making it into an animatic? depends on how lazy i am :D

[suki2links]

Wow! I ❤️ sexy beautiful legs with high heels.👀😍👀😍👀😍💋💋💋💋💋

holly Willoughby

[opossumprints]

I'm Your Guy part 1

Mike Wheeler and Steve Harrington have a complicated relationship. Most people assume that they only barely tolerate each other because of Steve’s past relationship with Nancy. Most of the party assume they reluctantly get along because of the Upsidedown; trauma bonds forged in Hell and a need to survive. 

The truth runs deeper than that. 

Steve knew Mike long before any Demogorgon sunk its claws into Hawkins. Before Steve was Nancy’s boyfriend, he was Mike's babysitter. 

At first, Mike really did hate Steve. He hated Steve for being there instead of his parents, or even Nancy. He hated Steve for the rumors he had heard about the older boy. But mostly he hated Steve for needing Steve. 

The Wheeler parents spent very little time in their own house, leaving several hours when their children would be home by themselves. For a while, it wasn't a problem because Nancy was there but Nancy joined as many after-school clubs as she could on the literal first day of her freshman year.  That meant Mike needed a babysitter. 

He tried to argue that he could take care of himself even though he knew that wasn't true. Even if it was, there was still one problem. Mike couldn't take care of Holly. 

So Ted Wheeler grabbed the first decently responsible-looking high schooler he could find and that was that. 

Mike couldn't hate Steve for long though. Not when Steve would actually play with Mike and Holly, not when he would cook on nights when Mike's parents would be out late and Nancy couldn't bother to be home, especially not when Steve bought Mike The Dungeon Masters guide despite knowing nothing about the game just because mike wanted it and was 4 bucks short. 

So it's complicated.

He gets really annoyed with Steve, like all the time, and sure it pisses him off that his babysitter started dating his sister only to dump her and be a complete asshole. But he hasn't hated Steve for a long time. 

On the other hand, they're not friends. 

Mike isn't really nice to Steve and Steve doesn't really hang out with Mike one on one anymore. Mike doesn't treat Steve like one of his friends either.

Mike cares about his friends, there is nothing he wouldn't do for the people he cares about and there is a lot he wouldn't do for Steve. 

Mike knows he gets jealous pretty easily (and deep down he knows he's a bit too possessive of his friends) but he's working on it.

It's been forever since he snapped at one of The Party for doing something without him. He didn't even complain when Holly, El, and Max had a sleepover and he wasn't allowed in his own damn basement. 

But right now even he can tell all his progress has flown out the window.

Because right now he's glaring daggers across the room where Steve and Eddie are sitting cross-legged hunched over the Wheelers' coffee table, Eddie is Teaching Steve how to play DnD...that's supposed to be Mike's job. 

For the first hour, he rationalized it as having always been the guy to teach people how to play DnD. But if he’s honest, for the first time since he’s met the guy, Mike feels possessive about Steve, Mike's jealous That Eddie and Steve are doing this without him, He is angry that this is happening.

Because it's not just about Eddie Stealing Mike's job--It's not just about Mike.

You see, Steve asks a lot of questions about a lot of stuff and everyone in the party is Steve’s guy for something or other; Dustin is the science guy, Lucas is the comics guy, Will and El are the Upsidedown guys, Max is the movie/videogames guy.

And Mike? Mike is the fantasy guy.  

Mike has always been Steve’s fantasy guy, he's always the one Steve asks about how magic works or what Moradoor is.

Mike should have been the guy Steve asked to teach him how to play. 

It's not fair that after everything they've been through together, Eddie gets to swoop in and be Steve’s new go-to fantasy guy just like that.

What if it doesn't stop there? Now that the Party is officially in Highschool Steve does have much reason to hang out with any of the party just by themselves besides them being Steve’s guys. What if Eddie becomes Steve’s guy for everything? 

Mike can't let that happen.

[fleursfairies]

guys please i cant do this anymore

1. mikes airport fit is the exact same fit any 80s kid from indiana would wear on a trip to california. you can laugh at it but stop acting like hes an outlier

edit: i am not denying mikes dorkyness

2. hollys new outfit is not ugly. it is very 80s, almost 90s. nancys outfits are also not ugly. stop saying "the wheelers have terrible fashion sense" the wheelers are the epitome of 80s fashion.

edit: obviously you are allowed to have an opinion. im more saying theres a REASON they dress like that. which some people fail to realize somehow.

3. wills super short shorts are not evidence for him being gay. nor is it proof that joyce accepted him being gay and bought him short shorts. this is the 80s. every guy in the 80s wore short shorts. please watch a movie.

4. will, mike, and steve specifically are NOT listening to taylor swift, kpop, or whatever else you guys listen to (i said will mike and steve because i see them being projected on the most)

edit: again, im talking about the playlists people make for them with ONLY these songs. obviously you are allowed to associate them with any song youd like and say that they'd probably like any song youd like. just dont ignore the songs that they are for sure listening to

5. this is semi unrelated but as someone who is an avid rock listener and metal enjoyer, i think eddie is cringe af. sorry not sorry. (someone asked, im not just hating to hate)

[yourartmatters-itswhatgotmehere]

Sept1!! happiest birthday to my first, Artemis Fowl!!!

ARTEMIS FOWL BEST QUOTES/ WHY WE LOVE HIM SO.

………...……

“If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.”

“I want you to know, my dear friend, that without you, I would not be the person I am today." He leaned in close and whispered, "I was a broken boy, and you fixed me. Thank you.”

“Trust me. I'm a genius.”

“Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.”

“I don't like lollipops.”

………….……….…..………………………………………..

“I am not concerned with us all, just myself. And believe me, I shall be perfectly fine. Now, sit, please. “

“I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender? “

“Let’s save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost.. You have done so. Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them. “

“I prefer scared to dead. If possible. “

“Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.”

“But my father is so close, Butler. I can’t give up now. “

“The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask.”

"I think it's mine"

“Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian?”

“Let’s just say I’m a very smart boy, Mister Spiro.”

"I'm glad to hear it Holly. But my eyes are blue, as you well know."

“And one more thing. About my name — Artemis — you were right. In London, it is generally a female name, after the Greek goddess of archery. But every now and then a male comes along with such a talent for hunting that he earns the right to use the name. I am that male. Artemis the hunter. I hunted you.”

“I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared. “

"Honestly, Butler, the second we return to the hotel, I am disposing of this outfit. I miss my suits."

“I do remember, Holly. I remember it all. Especially you. It’s a real comfort to have you here.”

"If we make it through this, we will be friends. Bonded by trauma."

“Butler! You’re here!”

"Finally, some intelligent conversation."

"I am not most humans."

"No one ever calls me just to say 'Hello'."

"I have a friend, he knows all the numbers."

"Holly, let me look at you. "

"Fabulous. We're planning a june wedding. "

"I know magic can be stolen... because I stole some myself."

"I have a trick for you. "

“Extraordinary, thought Artemis. What have I lost?”

“Remember the pain?' thought Artemis. I hate myself. I really do.”

"I hear you went on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?"

“Me. I’m the nut.”

“I love you, Mother. I love you more than life. If only you could know what I have been through to find little Jayjay. Just be still for five seconds, then this nightmare will be over.”

“I am prepared to invest everything I have in this project.”

"Five. Five is everywhere."

"Does the T-shirt have any writing on it?"

“Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?”

"You were here to rob me!"

"Inkblots! Please, doctor, my lifespan is considerably shorter than yours..."

“Is this a joke? I have travelled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little about relativity.”

“Perhaps we can win, he thought. But there will be no happy ending.”

““Artemis Fowl will never be secondary.”- “I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second? Said Holly.- “That’s different."

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ARTEMIS FOWL SERIES

Artemis Fowl (2001)

Artemis Fowl : The Arctic Incident (2002)

Artemis Fowl : The Eternity Code (2003)

Artemis Fowl : The Opal Deception (2005)

Artemis Fowl : The Lost Colony (2006)

Artemis Fowl : The Time Paradox (2009)

Artemis Fowl : The Atlantis Complex (2010)

Artemis Fowl : The Last Guardian (2012)

+ Artemis Fowl Files (2005)

THEN: THE FOWL TWINS (2019)

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[hotvintagepoll]

Propaganda

Sharon Tate (Valley of the Dolls)— She quickly became a Hollywood "rising star" and sex symbol in her unfortunately short film career and was often referred to as a fashion/style trendsetter in her era. She was so beautiful and absolutely rocked every aesthetic her characters embodied - fancy Victorian vampire with a long red wig, cute super-spy sidekick with a beehive and Buddy Holly glasses, mysterious villainous femme-fatale witch...the list goes on! There's also been a long-standing rumor that the classic Malibu Barbie may have been visually inspired in part by a brief on-screen role of hers in the movie "Don't Make Waves", where she played a fashionable beach-goer. She only lived to 26, but she was an absolute icon of the 1960's!

Shima Iwashita (Goben no Tsubaki)—Shima Iwashita was THE leading lady of Shochiku (one of the 3 major movie studios in Japan) for over 16 years, including the entirety of 1960s. She's been two-time winner of the Blue Ribbon Awards for Best Actress and the winner of the Japanese Academy Award of actress in a leading role in 1977. Famously known in Japan as the actress best suited to wearing kimono, Iwashita often played elegant, strong-willed, and sometimes vengeful female characters. She is particularly adept at portraying women's independence and self-reliance, as well as their delicate inner feelings, and has portrayed a number of sentimental and individualistic women in her many period and contemporary dramas. Her talent was discovered by Yasujirō Ozu, one of the world's greatest filmmakers, who told Shochiku executives at the time, "She is an exceptional talent who comes along only once in a decade." Ozu cast her as the female lead in his final film An Autumn Afternoon before he died of cancer in 1963. Now at the age of 83, she is as beautiful as ever.

This is round 2 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.

[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]

Sharon Tate:

she was the sweetest person and great actress too!

 Even though her career was cut short, she proved to be a talented and charismatic actress with plenty of potential. Known for her astonishing beauty, fashion choices and wonderful personality, she remains a Hollywood icon to this very day!!

she should be known for more than the terrible thing that happened to her. she was beautiful but also a burgeoning comedic actress and apparently an incredibly kind person

Shima Iwashita: