#trouble kelp

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[valhelos]

I've been thinking about LEP uniforms again.

My personal design for the LEPrecon uniforms is a "fake" jumpsuit with trousers and jacket, with an additional vest on top, for combat missions. Wings either attach or are part of the vest. Tool belt, and vambraces that have their wrist computers. (Holly as Captain, Trouble as Major).

The Traffic uniform is brighter than normal LEP uniform for the sake of visibility and the vest has a screen on the front and back as officers on traffic duty are described as "walking road signs". The commander's uniform is blue, but otherwise the same as any other LEPrecon uniform. (Holly as Corporal, Trouble as Commander).

Tool belt includes: Moonbelt, gun holster, buzz baton, handcuffs + additional zipties, pheromone spray (read: pepper spray), ammo, omnitool, first aid kit, camouflage foil. Optionally knife and flashlight.

The uniforms have rank insignia as well as name tags. The ranks in the books are... weird, so far we have: Cadet, Private, Corporal, Sergeant, Lieutenant, Commandant, Captain, Major, Commodore, Wing Commander and Commander (roughly in that order). I've also given different acorn clusters to different ranks; from Private to Commandant one acorn, from Captain to Commodore cluster of two acorns, and for Wing Commander and Commander cluster of three acorns.

[ionlymadethissoicouldleaveanask]

I feel a very distinct need for someone (not me) who has actual artistic talent to recreate this image but with Foaly catching Trouble and Holly.

[irunaki]

my desigs for these funny people

(vaynaya is prob wrote wrong but we ignore)

[artemisfowlcodex]

(Retrieval One is moving to apprehend a rogue suspect on the surface) Trouble: Form a stack on the right, do not creep. Grub, get your arse on the right-hand wall, I do not want that suspect seeing us. Trouble, pulling out a flash-bang: Right, I'm going to Bang this guy-- (One officer snickers) Trouble: And then we're going to push in hard... Entire team, demonstrating maturity: (Raucous laughter) Trouble, trying to ignore them: Stand by... [throws grenade] Go-- shut up-- GO!

[sinigangrobot]

Artemis Fowl - Alex Rider Crossover #36

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[incorrect-af]

Root: I’m telling you, my team is competent.

Trouble, rushing in: Commander! Grub tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

[dykemcqueen]

everyone's favorite clowns

[spiritandthephantoms]

Foaly, at Julius' grave: Our friends are doing pretty well for themselves. Holly is one of the most infamous LEP commanders in Haven history.

Trouble: And I'm pretty sure Artemis is running a cult.

[freefalasteen]

Artemis Fowl Headcanon

Artemis flirts with Trouble Kelp at every possible opportunity. It immediately infuriates and flusters Trouble. Artemis and Holly think it's hilarious.

[corporategrrrlboss]

RAREPAIR TIME RAREPAIR TIME!! give it a read and let me know what you think :3

[af-fanblog-jelli]

Trouble with a gun! (I kind of want to maybe send fanart to Colfer but I'm nervous lol)

[ionlymadethissoicouldleaveanask]

I heard somewhere that there was a day to post Artemis Fowl memes. I’m sure I missed it, but I’m dumping my collection of memes here anyway

[irunaki]

DAY 3 OF FOWLFEST: AU

CHILD AU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (a lot of doodles!!)

they're my bbys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[artemisfowlcodex]

(Holly and Retrieval One are on a raid mission) Trouble: Three, hold that long angle that I'm marking, stay there. Seven, wedge that door. Grub: With what? Trouble: ...With a WEDGE. [Note: essentially a military-grade doorstop] (Team members giggle) Holly, incensed: With a cheese sandwich, what the fuck do you think--