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I think kids should be taught the joys of wearing headphones on public transport very early in their lives

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I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

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im going crazy you have GOT to decouple romance/amatonormativity and marriage in your mind. you have GOT to understand that marriage is a legal document that protects you from exploitation especially if you are a woman or a stay-at-home anything. it is not some evil unique to heterosexual people. it is a legal document that says 'this is who i want in my hospital room when i die, this is who i want to have my stuff when i die, THIS PERSON OWES ME RECOMPENSE IF THEY KICK ME OUT OF THE HOUSE I LIVE IN"

You are not immune to being taken advantage of by your partner if you are queer. do not wind up homeless because your garbage live-ins name is on the lease and they decided to drop you like hot coals.

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nobody even talks about the moon being made of cheese any more. like as a cultural phenomenon the cheese moon has really fallen off

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the white house is now so right wing, the GOP turtle man is by default on "our side." Trump's only response to this so far is to insinuate he's lying about the polio. Classy!

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hate this weird trend of shows and stuff being written with shipping and fandom in mind. um get thee hell out of that writer's room if i'm being fully honest

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The liberal redditor knows no limits on political protest

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screaming

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Confession #611

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the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

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still sometimes think about how when my apartment got raided by cops back in 2021 i had a massive neon sign on the wall of my living room that just said "crime"

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when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

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There's that insult that's like "you're old + you're doing Young People Things and it's cringe", i.e. "some 38-year-old woman on Twitter who reads only YA romance", "you're a 36-year-old white dude with a podcast", and I gotta tell ya it's been bleakly funny watching the ages creep upwards over time so the dunkers can avoid dunking on themselves.