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i have zero carnal desires. ignore everything ive ever said
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fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up
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I wonder if the number of female v-tumbers with Something Wrong With Them has contributed anything to undoing the inceldom pipeline in any of their male followers. Getting a view of how an actual female human person thinks, talks, and has conversations, wrapped up in a cute anime avatar like giving a dog a pill wrapped in cheese. I'm pretty sure that nothing will shatter your ideas of "women are a cold, calculating, inhuman monolith of evil aliens that know exactly how to use their wiles in order to extract whatever they want from their male victims" like hearing a real human voice behind a cute virtual face arguing with her chat about how her weird little physical quirks that exactly match the textbook symptoms of scurvy have nothing to do with the fact that she lives on nothing but diet coke and imitation crab meat.
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sure, i'll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what's the worst that could happen
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I'm sorry but the real reason for why JKR is not like Elon is that she's already gotten everything she's wanted.
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fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up
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on ao3 like some of these doves aren't even wounded
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Confession #695




Ok you may have little bit of Ozpin, as a treat
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Why WOULD I pay for tumblr premium when I get quality ads like this???

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as dungeon master i have put a 140 percent tariff on characters with a tortured past who watched their parents die when a certain monster raided their village and now theyre out for revenge
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me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked
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