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when in doubt about whether or not to make a thing, do it for your 3 hardcore fans.
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frog chair
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I did this to my sister when she got married. Hid in the backseat of their getaway car and then popped up a few seconds into the drive (I did not want to run the risk of them doing anything untoward while I was in the car, so I didn't wait long) and said, "Where are we going?" It was definitely among my best pranks ever.
I heard my brother say he was going to dairy queen so I suck into his car and he has no idea I’m in here
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Not everything that makes you uncomfortable is actually causing you harm
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Thinking about this post and
"Old friend" (we were friends once.) "Old friend" (is that love doesnt really die)
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"Old friend" (but it does rot)
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Thinking about this post and
"Old friend" (we were friends once.) "Old friend" (is that love doesnt really die)
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"Old friend" (but it does rot)
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🫵 YOU. STOP WHERE YOU ARE
say something nice about prev!!! find something cool about them!! give their blog a skim!!
compliments are FREE TO GIVE so GIVE THEM OUT. pls. thamnk. (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)
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I watched The Martian, then bought the book on my way home from the theater and read it in two days.
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The Muppets as Goncharov (1973)
the only goncharov remake I want is a muppets version
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got cornflakes for fried chicken & the back of the box has its own recipe. easy as pie. "rinse chicken tenders with cold water and coat with crushed kelloggs corn flakes cereal." and then cook. no binding agent. no seasoning. nothing but a pile of flavorless chicken with a side of the extra-dried-out cornflakes that fell off it. serve warm with your favorite dipping sauce. doesnt even say serve hot. Serve Warm. wouldnt wanna get too wild with it. truly this is the spirit of cornflakes
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Elephants have hearts of gold....
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stop romanticizing satan he's a dumb loser who literally hates all that is good
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I've never really talked about this, but in the Hunger Games fandom there's this weird presumption that's taken as a forgone conclusion that racial politics are at the heart of the message of oppression in the stories.
This isn't true, the text doesn't support this, race is borderline irrelevant to the story. Especially modern American views on race. Not one character is described as black, white, Asian, or Latino. Their identities are tied to their District and pretty much nothing else. The exception to this are the Covey, who are a minor footnote at best, but certainly not the centralized focus of the Capitol's oppressive system.
THG is literally about how you can't put people into these categories of District vs District, District vs Capitol, white vs black. The story hummers into you that your side is not wholly good, and the Capitol is not wholly bad. That it is never justified to treat the other side as deserving of pain and suffering because that's how the games started in the first place; and that's how the rebels almost did them again.
Yet people are so stuck in this thought process of Only Certain People Are Oppressed and Only Certain People Are Oppressors that they fall into the exact propaganda that convinced you. Yes you, you personally, that children need to die. And just with a little bit of push, you can be convinced to watch.
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🫵 YOU. STOP WHERE YOU ARE
say something nice about prev!!! find something cool about them!! give their blog a skim!!
compliments are FREE TO GIVE so GIVE THEM OUT. pls. thamnk. (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)
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All this Does Foaly have horns saga and the most important question hasn’t been answered by the people
horn(y) or no horn(y) that is the question 💀
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