pocketvampire

[pocketvampire]

Why does everything just. Suck now. Nothing is enjoyable anymore and I've hardly felt any kind of emotions. It's just a blank void canvas over here

[pocketvampire]

if i was born with a penis i would be a problem

a nice cool breeze could blow the right way and i would be like “wow it’s so beautiful outside” and immediately get a nature boner

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speaking of unhinged stupid shit I've read recently

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Oh my god I need to get laid or else I'll kill m(realizing how much of an incel I sound like as I'm writing this) I have a normal amount of pent up sexual feelings and I'm okay with this .

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Drawing porn is hard but I'm harder

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grinding against a guy’s bulge while ‘m making out with him until he’s crying against my lips and whimpering and begging incoherently for permission to cum, only for me to ignore him, sliding my lips down to kiss his neck, fingers trailing against his bulge and smiling against his skin when he immediately cums in his pants, trembling and shaking under me, immediately apologizing, voice cracking. aw, guess i gotta punish you now, sweetheart :c

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You ever get followed by an artist who's like 1000 times higher than your own skill level and you just have to sit there for a second and question if they got lost

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Quick card art edit of @squeakitties Miattat because it's 3 am and I can't sleep for SHIT

Original card art-

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"wanting to fuck pokemon" being a morality check for furries is so fucking funny I think fucking pokemon should be like, a baseline. if you don't want to suck off a goodra why are you here man

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Words cannot describe how lightheaded I got drawing this because it got me. So. Horny.

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Rubbermon inspired Varwolf. Not super proud of how it turned out but fuck it we ball

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yayyy dry humping yayyy

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im sorry my dear. the nightlight stays plugged in during sex. what if it gets too dark i will get scawed .......

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[proposing] will you tf into my wife

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Pet my hair well I suck you off and you will not be leaving my house in one piece

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My father didn't love me enough as a child so now I have sex with older men for attention because it's the only way I truly feel validated anymore

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fix him? no. i’ll suck his cock and help him decide how best to kill his enemies