#jonathan kent/jason todd/damian wayne

[ditzybat]

any super showing basic human decency: ope, lemme squeeze right past ya there pal!

the bats finding their mannerisms unsettling: i don’t think i can handle much more is this midwestern kindness, please call me a slur or something…

[neptunezo]

The batkids are known for sharing clothes amongst each other, so imagine everyone’s surprise when Jason won’t let them borrow his hoodie. Upon further inspection they find out it’s Roy’s hoodie. This causes a chain reaction and now Dick won’t let anyone borrow his Wally hoodie, Tim won’t let anyone borrow his Kon hoodie, Damian with Jon’s clothes(which there was no need for because Damian’s clothes never fit anyways), Duke with Izzy’s, Cass with Steph, and so on. After this “civil war” they all reluctantly agree to end this and all clothes (their own or not) is up for grabs. (minus Damian and Jon, of course)

bonus is when their partners steal the batkids clothes only to find out later that it’s definitely not a wayne kids clothing item.

Roy: That’s my sweater?

Wally: Yeah well Kon’s wearing my pants so…

Izzy: I’m probably wearing one of your boxers, it’s for sure not Dukes

Kon: how do you know?

Izzy: Because Duke doesn’t own Minecraft boxers???

Steph: Oh yeah sorry, those are mine

[batfamhastwitter]

Part 34! Alfred let Tim leave the poster up for a day before he makes him take it down

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[clericxhood777]

Damian: These are my older brothers

Jon: Hi

The three brothers: Hey

Damian: Oh, you will love Titus

Jon: Oh, he and Krypto can play along

Damian: Of course

*They walk out of the living room*

Jason: No fucking way is that Damian

Tim: *Shrugs* Maybe Jon actually made him human

Dick: I have to agree with Jason, he referred to us as 'brothers' and not 'Bruce's three disappointments'

[peculiardiction]

Some tiny robins and a little superboy to boot!

[spicy-apple-pie]

Oh, Tim, what have you done?

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Commission Info / Kofi

[vaguelyno]

I need other people to get as messed up over this idea as I am

Batboys kids thinking other Batboys are just family friends called “uncle,” not knowing that they are actually their uncles because of the terrible relationships between the Batboys

A TimKon clone kid who is introduced to “Uncle Damian” by Jon and doesn’t realize Damian is Tim’s brother. The kid might not have even realized Tim had any family left !

Lian’s known “Uncle Dick” for years and never realized that he was also Jason’s brother. She doesn’t even remember them ever being in the same room together?

Do you see my visions of comedy and tragedy?!

[deatherm123]

[biancabi]

*Damian disappears for an abnormally long time even for him and the Batfam begins searching for him*

Tim: *Maniacally typing on the batcomputer* The demon does not have a tracker and international facial recognition is not giving results.

Jason: I just called Talía and she says that neither she nor the League know anything. *Looks at Bruce* Oh, and she's mad because you lost her son.

Bruce: *With a tic in the eye* I didn't lose Damian, I just don't know his exact location at the moment.

Barbara: *Sighs* Yeah well, that's the exact definition of losing something. I've called everyone in the cape community and no one has seen it.

Duke: Vamos chicos, no creo que pueda estar tan lejos.

Dick: Si le das sólo cinco minutos fuera de la mansión, podría estar en la siguiente esquina o en el otro lado de la ciudad. Por lo que sabemos ahora podría ser en la próxima ciudad o en el OTRO LADO DEL MUNDO.

Jason: Maybe I'm not even on earth anymore. It wouldn't be the first time he escaped into space.

Bruce: *Strange noise of suffering*

Cass: *Stroking his back in compassion*

Steph: *Talking to Titus and pointing at a map* Where is Damian, Titus? Where is? Be a good boy and tell us. Where is?

Titus: *Tilts head in confusion*

Dick: This is not working.

*Meanwhile*

Jon: *In Metropolis listening to Damian's heartbeat, listening to the conversations around him to know where he is, who he is with, if he is in trouble and flying directly towards him at the slightest hint of needing help.*

[pichichu-studio]

Happy Halloween 🎃💀

[wondersinwaynemanor]

a mission with the Bats which involved their bestfriends.

everyone is in a circle before they can go their separate ways.

Dick, smiles, with a hair seemingly still in style as if the mission was a walk in a park: I would like to thank everyone who participated today. We wouldn't have completed this without each of our efforts.

the batkids rolls their eyes because Dick can be so extra, which just makes him grin.

Dick, spreads his arms: I just love this bonding of brotherhood.

everyone is silent until Steph bursts out laughing.

Cass brows furrow in confusion before she leans on Steph to join in laughing.

Duke, snickers: Sure.... Brotherhood.

Tim, shrieks: Brotherhood????

Kon's face turns crimson, standing close to Tim.

Tim and Kon, who just celebrated their anniversary last night somewhere in Greece.

Damian, scowls: What did you just say, Richard?

Jon, who was drinking water, nearly chokes.

Damian and Jon, who just started their relationship in the beginning of the month because finally Damian gave in to his feelings.

Jason, rolls his eyes some more: You are just embarrassing yourself, Dickface.

Roy, chuckles: Wow. Brotherhood at its finest.

Jason and Roy, who just moved in together last week.

Wally, face so red: Really, Dick?? Brothers??? Us??

Dick and Wally, who have been together before they even know it.

Dick, groans: I know, okay??? I just don't want to admit that my brothers are growing up!!

Jason: You are such a drama queen.

Duke: Maybe use another term next time, Dick?

Damian: Tt. I second that motion.

Jon, nods enthusiastically: Whatever Dami says!

Tim, yawns, leaning on Kon: How about we all go home and rest?

Kon, wraps his arm around Tim's waist: I better take Rob home.

Cass, nods: Indeed! Me and Steph. Go now.

Steph, holds her hand: We got a date planned. See ya!

the rest of the boys: WHAT????

Babs, through comms: Can we wrap this up, gentlemen? So I can sleep and you can sort out your feelings for each other.

[kikipancakes]

The arm string thingies

[pinkiemachine]

Post mission drinks…

(EDIT: I changed one of the characters! Can you guess which one it was? The comment section might give you some clues…)

[batfamhastwitter]

Part 30! I'm with Duke ngl

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[clericxhood777]

Part Five; they're teenagers, don't freak out

[scarareg]

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