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peculiardiction · 1 year ago

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Some tiny robins and a little superboy to boot!

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camellcat · 9 months ago

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first xander brought her back with human breath and determination... then willow with supernatural power and love.... smth smth two halves to keep their third in balance from drifting too far into either side and losing herself.....

#PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'M FUCKING BEGGING FOR A GOOD FIC ABOUT THESE THREE THAT ISN'T JUST SMUT PLEASE!!!!!!!1!!!!#I can'ttt stop thinking about them I don't even have anything coherent to say #even with other partners it's still THEM THREE they're so !!! it's just them. three. always #s7 just ruined me guys I missed them so much #still thinking about xander's stupid quip about how he always brings her back from the dead #if u tell me willow only resurrected her cause they were all insecure without buffy to throw her weight around sunnydale...#they LOVE her. so much. so so so much. they're so selfish but they LOVE her it's why they can't ever let her go they're missing without her #I despise seeing people treat the scoobies with bad-faith bc ik they're not the greatest but oh my god #they are IMPORTANT!!!!! there is no buffy the vampire slayer without willow and xander being WITH buffy #look me in the eyes and tell me tweed boy giles and lurker freak angel were going to be able to keep buffy alive all by themselves.#without xander buffy and willow are left without something firmly human to grip onto when they lose themselves in the supernatural #without willow xander and buffy are left with a gap to properly bridge them. someone to make it easier to understand both sides #without buffy xander and willow have no reason to ever grow and try and learn. to want to be more. to live up to who they can be #plus those two give buffy something tangible to fight for. it's not just the vague “world" she can't feel the affects for it's wil and xand #I need someone smarter than me to articulate this dumb post bc I can't I've tried so many times and I can't but I FEEL it I feel it #bandillow #buffy x willow x xander #buffy summers #willow rosenberg #xander harris #btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #I tried to find their ship name and I'm actually going to KILL everyone. why don't they have one. what is going on.

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luck-of-the-drawings · 1 year ago

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POOR GABRIEL MONTEZ! YOU NEVER SAW THIS COMING DID YOU? ALL YOU WANTED WAS POWER. SECURITY. SAFETY. & THATS EXACTLY WHAT YOU GOT! JUST IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR BODY. LETS JUST HOPE NO ONE FUCKS THIS UP. LETS JUST HOPE YOU WONT HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE MESS.

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #cw gore #jrwi suckening spoilers #jrwi suckening #jrwi gabriel #jrwi gabriel montez #LOOK FAMILIAR?hahahahahDONT WORRY #IM REUPLOADING THIS HERE BC i fixed up the drawing a lil. and also i wanted to add main tags #U WONT SEE ANY DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THISSUN N THE POST ON MY SIDEBLOG.i changed the image there too.HA!!!!!!!#ANYWAY.i rambled plenty about pain and gabe on my sideblog.SO LETS TALK ABT THE ART SHALL WE.ihad i very hard time getting the colors down #would u believe i nearly left this uncolored??FUCKED UP!! it was only a sketchhow did it end up like this. it was only a sketch...#BUT IM RLY GLAD I WENT W COLORING IT.this time i actually used the airbrush n pencil tools BUT i also have a handy dandy brush i made #its just the mspaint air brush tool. fucking LOVE THAT THING. but now its in fire alpaca and it can be slightly transparent.IT LOOKS SOGOOD #perfect for splatters and grime.i love you mspaint i love youuu.im also so happy w the blood here.i think i reached a shift last year #back when i made that genloss fanart something abt the way i draw blood finally CLICKED and im like OH. the inside must always be darker.#like i KNEW that already but it was like my hand itself finally had it click.i wonder what i will learn next?I LIKE THE ORGANS HERE TOO #not as veiny or thready as i usually draw em. but i think thats fine. not as WET as id like em to be but thats also fine.#i got the point across. the point ofc being WOW THIS IS GRUESOME AND PAINFUL AND TERRIBLE #I LOVE HIS EXPRESSION.i love pain and thinking abt pain. you lose yourself to it after enough time passes of just being in an ocean o agony #at one point its just too tiresome to scream or writhe. theres a point when the body accepts it.sometimes.atleast.#OHHH GABRIEL AS A CHARACTER DELIGHTS ME SO MUCH.he is a dog to me.a thing to serve others.I WISH I KNEW MORE #WHAT ELSE DID YOU WANT BOY?? SURE POWER AND SECURITY AND SAFETY ARE NICE.BUT DID YOU HAVE DREAMS? WANTS? PASSIONS?#WHAT WAS THE STORY BEHIND THAT TIGER TATTOO ON YOUR ARM?WHAT DO THE DOGTAGS SAY BOY?I WISH I COULD HAVE TEA W U #OHHH TO SIT DOWN WITH A CHARACTER AND JUST SPEAK TO THEM. AND YET. AND YET IN THE END ITS ALL TRAGEDY AND COMEDY #TRAGEDY AND COMEDY THAT IS SO SO PAINFULLY UNBALANCED. SIGH.#WHATEVER CMERE BOY YOURE BECOMING AN OC OF MINE NOW UR GONNA BE IN SPACE AND UR NAME IS GONNA BE VINEGAR #UR STILL GONNA BE SHIP OF THESEUSED THOUGH. OOOHHH GABRIEEELLL GABRIEL MONTEEEZZZ #HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE BUILT INTO YOU.HOW MANY DID YOU LOVE AND CHERISH.HOW MANY TATTOOS DO U RECOGNIZE ON UR NEW ARMS #WHAT WAS IT LIKE? ON THE NIGHT U WERE SIRED?WERE YOU EXCITED? DID YOU SEE YOUR BOSS' FACE?WHAT WAS THIS PROMOTION LIKE?

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egregiousderp · 4 days ago

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Sweets recced the Goblin Emperor and I finished it in like a day (obviously, since everyone’s seen me reblogging bits of fandom from it for the subsequent day.)

As a result my (incredibly patient, long-suffering) good bro @bittersweet-sss has been getting physically grabbed by the shoulders and shaken by my unhinged self going “Am I crazy or is Ceredin fantastically autistic?”

#to be clear she is my favorite character #but the whole arc with her goes from ‘of course I’ll follow the rules and do my duty.’#to ‘if I show you my whole self I’ll certainly frighten you’#to a message on your door in the style of a WARRIORMALE post in all caps like ‘I WOULD DUEL HER ON THE SPOT AND WIN’#to ‘ah. I see I was wrong about you. sorry. that won’t happen again #complete mask drop on the spot #straight to attempting to woo a man through your hyperfixation which is obviously swords #dropping a thousand year old museum piece that’s your best sword on the desk of the nicest most bewildered boy in the planet #(who DOES NOT UNDERSTAND ONE BIT while everyone else in the room freaks out because GIRL THAT’S TOO MUCH)#to ‘oh. you don’t know how to do this? my father made me take lessons so I could be a normal girl. I’ll teach you.’#Maia you asked for open speech and friendship and you opened the floodgates of autistic loyalty and affection #this woman is going to drop the corpse of an enemy on your desk and address you as ‘thou’#absolutely giving every proper fellow in the place a heart attack #it’s so perfect #like you already have the unusual premise of a male main whose main ability is he’s KIND.#like. Maia’s already not so good at anytning except he always believes in addressing people as autonomous and he never wants to be cruel #if he were a female character this would be very generic and his fiancée would just be a boisterous well meaning knight type #but because he’s a male lead and she’s a female love interest character the implications for why they are the way they are changes #and she looks borderline UNHINGED but in the best way #but like. all the little implications she mastered or tried little things until she got bored of them #and that she tolerates things until she gets overwhelmed and hits them #the defiance of social conventions that seem arbitrary in the pursuit of something she likes (dueling/warrior culture)#even the slightly over-direct way of her talking to him the six or seven times she appears gave me Autism Vibes #and she’s GREAT #she’s so great because of it! utterly sincere and absolutely ready to throw down once she realizes Maia’s sincere #and she’s such a good balance for him too!#so many good characters in this series but she’s a genuinely refreshing lady love interest #plus the absolute fantasy of having a competent secretary. bodyguards who like you. and a grandpa who wants in on your life?#fantastic. gonna go read it again so I have a clearer grasp of the characters #the internal spelling of the names is a dyslexic nightmare until ai can internalize their sounding out in my head so

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bumpinbonnie · 1 month ago

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Rereading shit and just saw the midas touch thing with lucius and it filled me with such rage towards fanon sad overworked ceo tim. That man doesn’t know shit and matter of fact even if he tanked wayne ent lucius would’ve had everything up and running within weeks.

#whats crazy is if written correctly i dont mind lucius mentoring tim #i dont mind tim being integrated into the foxfam if written well at all actually #it would just require a level of care for black people nobody has #i saw ONE good fic with this and i cherish it even tho i dont remember the name #it was fire #but anyways #wheres my jack hires lucius to fix drake ind. fics #where my lucius is like ‘sigh another sad lil yt boy’ and picks tim up like an abandoned mangy dog fic #and this is the most i will tolerate sad tim #they gave him skater fits and wanted him to be a quarter nigga so bad #DO IT CORRECTLY #anyways. if i say the relationship tam steph and damian have in my head will u call me crazy #sorry i cant go over i have to babysit my lil bro :///#awww the skrunkly he can come :D #damian says hes going out and its to hang out with the only robin who’s a not so distant second to him and her cool gf #she doesn’t tell damian to shut up abt the league she gets very excited at the thought of fuck shit happening #anyways. all this to say #lucius is often and og i thiiink portrayed as older than bruce but sometimes hes the same age and thats deeply funny to me #lucius bruce harvey trio specifically and lucius just. watching this shit happen #not even that going through his own mind blowing shit and being like ‘see how i didnt make that all of gothams problem?’#lucius alfred old many yaoi #STUD LUCIUS LESLIE OLD LADY YURI #sorry guys just. dumping my #lucius thoughts rn #skrunklyyy

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lordofthesoups · 4 months ago

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ep 52 finished

WHAT IN THE HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKS

#Heres how divine punishment can still win #malevolent spoilers #soup speaks the bullshit #HOLY FUCK #off to listen to the wager now #WHAT THE FUCK #MY BELOVED LILLY #SHE #I am forever and always compeleatly and utterly fascinated by kayne #okokok new fave ep just dropped #honestly this might just be my new fave season #u have alia <33 #and antoine <333 who i still cant spell the name of #and everard the slay (rip)#and MY FUCKING BEAUTIFUL SEXY MAGGOTY WIFE THE WITCH #and lillith who rearanges my brain chemistry just by talking #echoes and edelweiss au is gonna be my only solace #OH KAYNE KAYNE KANYKENYAKENRHJEMDBEYAKN-AHHSHRJTBTBN #ohoh and u have horrig #Shame not much happened with the mushroom boi but oh well #and john wayne!!!! And yorik #oh my god yorik #the death rate this season was high #plus it was the one i listened to as eps updated #yeah season 5 takes the biscuit i think #autocorrect kept wanting me to make that the bisexual #OH AND THE NOEL MENTION DID I MENTION THAT HELLO I AM GONNA BE HAVING FUN WITH THAT LET ME TELL YOU THIS BITCH IS MAKING A SECOND NOEL HC #I KEEP MANY IN MY BRAIN #WEVE GOT DIVINE PUNISHEMNT BEFORE MEETING ARTIE WHICH IS MY BIT OF FUN #AND NOW WE ARE GONNA BE HAVING THIS SHIT

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nullfier · 11 months ago

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i could talk all day about mori's treatment of dazai and the way he abused his power over him but i'd rather talk about the ways in which he is still doing it, despite dazai having left the mafia. as we know, dazai left the mafia under oda's instruction, a promise he made to his dying friend in which he said he would become a good person, and be on the side that saves people. oda said, the sides make no difference to you, so he knows for a fact that dazai has no reason to do these things, when good and evil are mere concepts for him and not something he feels drawn to either way. a take i've seen often and one that i quite like is not only did mori have oda killed for the mafia's own personal gain (the deal struck so that they could operate under legal means), but it falls back on mori grooming dazai to one day take his seat. up until this point, dazai has never had anything worth protecting, has never lost anything, has never grieved anything and never experienced the emotional call to despair.

odasaku's death and thus dazai's push into the light, which ends up being with the ada, is the final piece that mori needed to solidify that dazai would one day be able to take his place. they talk about it, dazai says you were afraid of me, weren't you? and in more ways than one, the statement is true. mori had always known that he would and always wanted for dazai to surpass him, but the husk that dazai had become by never wanting anything, never protecting anything scared him if dazai was to dispose of him and assume his seat, because although dazai is a genius, he was callous and didn't value anything. he wouldn't value the mafia like mori does, he wouldn't protect yokohama like mori does. during the guild arc, mori says if dazai was still my right-hand man, the guild would stand no chance. dazai inside of the mafia and outside of it exists as a powerful adversary to whomever he stands against, and i think this is one of many reasons why the ada and the port mafia exist somewhat in tandem. the port mafia and the ada overstep their boundaries from time to time with each other, but the truth lies in mori knowing that dazai could ruin them if he intended to.

in something of a tldr mori aims to push dazai out of the mafia just as much as he intends to keep him within it. he needs dazai to experience loss, needs him to experience what it feels like to protect something, what it feels like to want to protect something. the fact that after dazai left, mori has not replaced his seat as an executive. has not replaced dazai as his right-hand with someone else, continuously offers him his position back means he fully intends to have him back under his wing again, someday. means he fully expects, once dazai has experienced what he needs him to, that he will take over his position, and he will drive dazai back to him. yosano and dazai serve as two prizes that mori currently does not have on his mantle, and in the deal struck with the president of the agency, those are the two he is most likely to pluck out of their ranks to put right back into his own.

#abuse /#like we don't need to talk about how yes - dazai explains he exposed HIMSELF to violence and death and gore in order to feel #but who was the first person to expose him to these things? who was the person that implicated him in a murder labelled a death by illness?#“you will be my witness” - that night mori signed dazai's name on a contract dazai had no clue he had even drawn #mori made a fifteen year old boy the head of the port mafia's guerrilla squad ...#dazai was a child that needed guidance and he got the WRONG kind .. and im actually tired of people calling mori and dazai father/son #in a serious sense ... or in a GOOD sense. in a lot of ways you can pin that kind of DYNAMIC and not RELATIONSHIP on them #in the way a father raises his children to one day take over his own legacy. in the way a father moulds his children in his own image #in the way a father takes away the things his child loves most to punish him. to teach him a lesson.#mori wanted dazai to experience loss and grief and wanted to push him out of the mafia so that he would come back stronger #there are so many instances in which mori could have had dazai killed after he left and joined the ada and he didnt #dazai is an OPPONENT ... he is IN THE WAY if he isn't with the port mafia and so it serves that mori has and #HAS ALWAYS HAD more planned for him than this.#also like haha WEEIIRRRDDD that mori is allowed to take one member of the ada and he sends chuuya to mersault to .. some would say #to collect dazai. take it as a favour owed. your boss said i could have you AND the port mafia just saved your life.#and if not you - WHO? (if people survive this post arc) like WHO ELSE? is fit for the mafia?#dazai is self sacrificing. and it serves the GOOD side of him to go back. so that someone else doesn't have to suffer it.#anyway ramble over sorry everyone :p

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worm-fanon-polls · 6 months ago

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Now that Black won the hair color poll, it's time for something a little more contentious:

Tell me what you think and why you think it!

#worm poll #wormposting #wormblr #worm parahumans #boy this made the word black look like it's not real #man i am *so* happy black won the hair color poll because do you know how many shades of brown i would have to account for if brown won?#weird thought - none of the undersiders have brown hair despite it being very common in america #something to think about i guess #i guess aisha or brian could have it technically but i've never seen anybody draw them with brown hair #can you imagine brown haired lisa? almost as scary as blonde alec. AAH i imagined it #fun hair facts with dw:#deepest brown *is* a shade of black! despite not having black in the name it's a shade of black hair!#jet black is a very popular shade of black for wigs and the typical shade of black in hair dye (though that can vary)#despite this it is also naturally occurring!#in fact every shade of black here is naturally occurring despite only one of them being called “natural” black #there's actually a bit of debate whether “natural” black actually *is* a naturally occurring hair color #but i decided to err on the side of caution and included it anyway #in fact pretty much all shades of black hair have some skepticism over whether they exist (except raven black)#projected winner: raven black

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egginfroggin · 3 months ago

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Diluc & Klee (Genshin Impact) Characters: Diluc (Genshin Impact), Klee (Genshin Impact) Additional Tags: Platonic Relationships, Angel's Share (Genshin Impact), Fluff, mocktails, no alcohol is actually consumed, but I mean. taverns. so, wherein klee demands lessons in mixology, and diluc relents for fear of his very flammable stock, author has no bartending experience, author does not drink alcohol, i am my own beta, I beta therefore I am, this was supposed to be a oneshot, Alcohol, well. lots of mentions of alcohol at least Summary:

“You’re not supposed to be in here,” Diluc says, leaning on the counter, rag clenched under his hand. Klee scrabbles up onto a bar stool, blithely ignoring him.

“I wanna know how to make potions,” she declares, smiling brightly.

Diluc blinks at her, baffled.

“I’m not a potion maker,” he says flatly, picking up the rag and putting it aside. “And why are you here? It’s past your bedtime.”

Klee’s cheeks puff out, and she points to the shelves behind him. “Yes you are!” she insists. “With that stuff. You mix it up and make grown-up potions.”

“Cocktails,” he corrects, on reflex. “Not potions.”

“Cocktails,” Klee repeats, nodding. “Yeah, those.”

#eggenshin #genshin impact fanfic #eggin's writings #genshin impact #diluc ragnvindr #klee genshin impact #alcohol mention #no actual alcohol consumed or involved though #fluff #featuring my bestie's *checks notes* beautiful little german boy #I feel like half the reason this got so long is because something something labor of love and my bestie loves this sopping wet redhead #I do to for that matter #stars I want to smack him sometimes but for now *tosses aside a large rock*#I'll be merciful he can have one (1) fluff fic before I write him in pain #so yes to my best friend: you've infected me here's several thousand words featuring your favorite beautiful little german boy #also fun fact there's a cocktail named the suffering bastard #couldn't work it into the fic because it's inappropriate for klee #but do know that at a later date klee finds out that it exists and is like #hey why didn't you teach me how to make this one #and diluc is like 'I mean you had me so like you already had one'#kaeya sitting at the bar like 'klee sweetie you have both of us how many suffering bastards do you need'#and frankly fair point #even though he (diluc) does not suffer in this fic #well. beyond standard struggling to interact with children #and having a pyromaniac unintentionally threaten his alcohol stock and bar #but other than that yyeah #there is like no angst in this fic it's weird #I wrote a fluff fic that's longer than like 2500 words?? ME?????? WRITING FLUFF??????????#absolutely bonkers I know #anyway I hope you enjoy!

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termagax · 1 year ago

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re: "good girl" i think they say it once randomly as a joke and its just one of those things that gets him wayyy more than they expected it would. so now its their secret weapon and they use it very sparingly and every single time he gets super embarrassed about it but it works ill tell you what.

#HES MY PRINCESS IDEK.#i dont think it happens naturally all that much because theyre usually in the business of calling each other names and being mean #so i think this would just be a random night where theyre on top and just think it would be really funny. to yank on his leash and call him #a good girl after bullying him into doing something. and well i just think it would get him is all i dont knowwwwwwwwwwwwww #i havr a lot of thoughts on the matter but i will stop for now #but the tldr is that with each other they tend to switch frequently and are always fighting #so i think itd take someone else being in the picture for hog to even realize how much he likes being a good boy :3 #and i also dont think fish would be good at straightforward domming in the way he would want and they both know that #so its something he keeps between him and rat mostly. please dont ask me questions abt jrs sex life i have too many opinions on it #anyways. i think even tho fish knows theyd be bad at that they still feel left out so sometimes they go watch. they dont get anything out of #doing that theyre just sort of taking mental notes #all of this circles back to i think fish has always been the more sexually experienced of the two. and romantically.#i dont rlly think hog is a guy who dates i dont think hes ever been that and i dont think he made much time for hookups #(i think its cute if hes a virgin when they meet but 🤷 im not solid on it)#but i think for him hes just only ever fucked this one person and they do a LOT of stuff and it gets the job done so hes just never really #tried anything else. but. and again i have too many opinions on this but i think rat wouldnt be into their usual shteeze #i think hes a bit of a freak in his own way but the blood and weird anger issues is just not doing it for him most of the time #but i do think if given the opportunity he would LOVE to be The Boss for a little bit so i think he and hog can explore that together and it #will work out beautifully for them. this is great because i am not into strict d/s dynamics like that but i know in my heart that hoggy #would be. and i cant do that for him #again i think fish would be butthurt about this. mostly in a 'why didnt u tell me so we could try this :(' and he would go #'because you would suck at it and wouldnt like it' and they go oh. right. well im still mad #ANYWAYS. circling back. i think the good girl thing would be something fish knows that rat doesnt. and idk if theyd tell him or not #because i do think if they tell him he is using that for evil hog is going to be a good girl forever and ever. rat doesnt have the patience #to space it out the way fish does. which idk maybe thatd be good for hog he could work through some stuff...#but on the other hand i think its fun if they DONT tell him and just bust it out sometime when all 3 of them are doing the deed. or whatever #because again they mostly like how embarrassed he gets about it and i think he would be reallyyyy flustered by it #^ this is essentially part of my fantasy about spitroasting my beautiful wife until he cries just so everyone knows #idk i just think when he lets go of himself hed be a very cute and kind of needy subby bottom and i think hed be really easy to fluster #about it and i want it so bad

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wishingprince · 4 months ago

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I got tired of hatching the remaining eggs so I started playing Arceus. Super fun so far but I’m dying to know what the shiny catching is like.

#prince text #I love having name themes for the team I use to beat the game #the only time I haven’t had that recently was my violet team #bc I was mentally unwell and my roommates were politely telling me they hated me and I was too stupid to get it at the time #I am still mentally unwell but I have more fun and confidence now #my sun and moon team were named after 80’s my little ponies #my shield team were magical girlsboys #my scarlet team are all witches wizards #my pearl team is lotr themed #and my arceus team that I started planning tonight will be Evangelion #I thought about doing mdzs and tgcf lmao #but being very honest so many of the hisuian designs are uggo to me #and those book boys and girls are all STUNNING #meanwhile Eva is bleak lmao and I actually found I could pick character names easier for them anyway #I did it by last name so it wasn’t so On the Nose #also ugh Sylveon is my baby #I had one on my Sun team my sword team and now I want one for my Arceus team #I think u can transfer Pokémon from Arceus and sword and shield lmao so I’m like hmmmm #should my utena baby have TWO league medals???#or whatever the arceus equivalent to game completion is?? hmmmmm?#but no lmao I can’t do that #bc Sylveon in Arceus is gonna be Shinji #and I’m hoping I can get a shiny one #hence rlly rlly needing to know how easy it is to get shinies #or if breeding is a thing #bc yeah I can’t seem to happily complete a game without one or two shinies on my team #what kinda shiny hunter would I be if I didn’t #I can apparently not have enough Sylveon tho lmao #shiny Sweet Stuff from Sun and from Shield I have Utena #prince plays pokemon legends arceus

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britneyshakespeare · 2 years ago

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I don't even think of David Copperfield as a Victorian novel. I think of it like it's the Peanuts or the Simpsons

#text post #dickens #david copperfield #last week i was talking to some friends abt how i had reread david copperfield and it was the best thing that ever happened to me #and i was telling them that dickens is so good at physicalizing and characterizing ppl that i never had trouble remembering names #there are what over 100 named characters in that book? the cast is huge #the only one who never leaves the page for any interval is david himself #so many diverse settings and characters. and as soon as one opens their mouth #youre like oh i remember when i last saw you it was at yarmouth #it's so good!!! and most importantly it is SO FUNNY #every era in his life feels so significant and you can feel how much he cares abt his ties to ppl and places #as much as those ppl and places are constantly changing.#ned @sneez and i have been catching up and part of the message he sent me was #'im reading david copperfield right now. i believe that is a book that you really like?'#BOY DO YOU REMEMBER CORRECTLY!!! i havent even told him about my reread yet #i was too busy talking abt shakespeare. but oh i was gonna get to dickens

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floral-hex · 2 years ago

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Took some pictures of this big momma spider with babies all over her back, but I made the mistake of zooming in and seeing all those little legs, so instead of having to look at that again, here’s my cat Oreo:

#look at his tummy!#chonky boy #I’m sorry I just can not look at those spider pics #I say how much I like the little buggies but all those little legs… 😬#she was a pretty decent size too #I mean not huge but def quite a bit bigger than the usual hunting spider I see #I had to sweep her away from the front door #sorry but after a black widow managed to hitch a ride from the front porch into the apartment a few weeks ago I just can’t risk it #I love you momma legs but I don’t need a million baby spiders in my kitchen #I seriously yelled when I zoomed in on the picture. I’m so squeamish.#it did make me BRIEFLY consider having a terrarium full of little spiders tho #like a little spider town. dozens of siblings fuckin and fightin and eating crickets #but that would probably be too cruel to house that many leggies in one container #so anyway… here’s my cat instead. his name is oreo. he’s so soft and he needs constant attention #you WILL love him #mine

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notnowricky · 1 year ago

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Anatomy of a Lie (I told myself and my bestie)

Me to bestie when I started terrorizing her with Omar content: Just listen to this one song. (hahaha) Amazing right?

That same week bestie adds Que Puedo Hacer to her playlist next to el divino Fonseca. (#winning)

Two days later: Don’t worry, we’ll definitely skip the boy band phase. (laughing intensifies)

Me a few days later: Oh, I saw one bit from the boy band era in an edit. I wonder what that was from? Okay, just a Quick Look™️ to see what it’s like. (laughter turns hysterical)

Me 12 hours later: Hey, I know I said no boy band stuff, but listen to this one.

(link to Build a Girl is sent, cackling can be heard in three counties)

(Btw, this is all said with the utmost love and a huge helping of cheeky winks—which Omar cannot do and neither can I, but in spirit I’m winking. We have nothing but love for boy bands. Always have, always will.)

That night I buy the song.

Three days later (after putting it on 🔂 in the car every day) I text bestie: