#it’s the perfect gift

[padawansuggest]

I got a switch. I didn’t buy it, my girlfriend out-sugar mama’d my sister for the first time ever with a switch plus some games and a carrying case. Like. Damn. Heck yeah. My game is pink but my grips are blue because genderqueer af. I am continuing a trend of being a sugar baby and it’s wild. It’s a ‘I’m glad you didn’t die this month but also ur so brave for all this’ present and that’s so nice Omfg. I love her so much 😭

[yooboobies]

7 miljinmeter tall...🤏🏼 | dedicated to @cordiallyfuturedwight tiny tan (4/7)

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[canisalbus]

I swapped them around in a silly doodle

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[jkvjimin]

(178/∞) the perfect nose for butterflies to land on it ♡

[forcebookish]

*acts of service but be a bitch about it*

[rejoiceinsilverlight]

when people start getting suspicious about your lack of superman interviews

i saw this panel from the newest maws comic and i laughed so hard for so long and had to draw something based off it:

[heilos]

So this was a wonderful surprise even to me, but Luis just uploaded a whole lo-fi mix of the entire Mystery Skulls Forever album! If you liked the Ghost remix then I think you're gonna love this one too. Each song is also uploaded separately on his youtube page along with a 2 hour version. Go get yourself some good vibes!

[durge-marzio]

Ohhh, I'm rereading Mystra's entry in the Sword Coast Adventurer's Guide... and this detail:

This means Gale was punished for trying to restore and preserve what he thought was a lost piece of Mystra's magic. Gale being Mystra's ex-lover put aside. He as her follower, she his goddess, was punished for attempting to do the one foundational rule of her faith.

I'm seething and so sad at the same time.

Edit: I used the word punish loosely, as in, toxic/abusive people will take any small mistake or action and twist it into something they can take advantage of. This post was also largely from the stand point of a toxic deity rather than a toxic partner, but both takes are valid here. Especially with the, “you didn’t stay compliant so now I’m giving you the silent treatment” part of it—from a god and a partner perspective.

[brodorokihousuke]

I’ve owned this shirt for years but I’ve realized I’ve literally never seen the design anywhere else despite it being the best thing ever

“A LEGAL GRUDGEMATCH 15 YEARS IN THE MAKING!”

The fact that the date, court start time, and courtroom number are accurate

just… everything

[lemotomato]

Edward Bluemel knowing and giving fandom exactly what it wants

Bonus:

It sounds like Emily made him the horse boy bracelet??

[wistfulwatcher]

[timdrakewhump]

Something something Tim tearing up at his first Christmas with the Wayne’s because he’s used to presents being ordered by assistants while his parents are on digs and it’s always generic but Bruce gets him a personal present based off an inside joke and no he’s not crying it’s just he wasn’t sure if Bruce was just pretending to be happy he wasn’t here for dick’s sake but Bruce remembered and went out of his way to find the silly present and it’s cheap and stupid and nothing like what his parents would give him and it’s perfect because it means Bruce knows him, really knows him—

[gwekkuu]

I’ve been heavily fixated on a promare zolu au ever since I rewatched the movie last week

[canisalbus]

Ok I drew them with silly 'hats' to cover their ears too (Vasco is wearing ear socks)

Machete looks like a jester

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[inthiskingdomwewillendure]

Eowyn's brown dress with white sleeves in 4k

[lexosaurus]

every time i read more of your danny phantom themed gym bro nonsense i regret knowing how to read

*snorts a line of preworkout*

You know, Fen-teeny-tiny, as far as hypertrophy's concerned, it's really all about the stretch you get when you do lat pulldowns. See, when most people do lats, they're using their arms too much. Not me. I get that full stretch on the lat when I do my pulldowns. It's how I get this dorito shape. Not that you'd know what a lat stretch feels like, Fen-twerp. I don't even think you know what a lat is. But it really is all about the stretch. When I work my triceps, for example, I always go overhead with my extensions because that's what gets you the best stretch on the long head. It's why my arms are so thick. Unlike yours, which are so thin I'm surprised this slight breeze isn't snapping them in half. If you ever wanted to do a push or pull day with me, Fent-RPE-0, I could show you the ropes. My gym program is insane. Max failure on every set. You'd be so sore the next day. Not that I care, or anything, I'm just saying—