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So I am making AO3 tags for my latest Danny Phantom fic and—

Literally CACKLING. How dare the Supernatural fandom continue to be funniest fandom on the internet

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HELLO. I love @the-bastard-king / @ectoplasmranch 's spooky danny and i really enjoyed their fics so i made a lil something :))

comms are open!! :)

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Podfic of Double Discovery is now finished!

All ten chapters of Double Discovery by @dp-marvel94 are now available to listen!

Fandom: Danny Phantom

Total Length: 3h 47min

Summary: After accidentally shooting Phantom with an anti-possession gun, Maddie finds she has a lot to learn about both Danny Phantom and Danny Fenton. Eventual Reveal Story.

Biggest thanks to dp-marvel94 for letting me do this <3 I loved every second of making this podfic ^^

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the fenton household continues to be a nightmare

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What do I need to do to get a straw hat badge?

become a pirate and set out with your crew to attain the title of the Pirate King

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Dash, bragging: My RPE is like 10 on everything. Anything under that is for losers who don't care about getting gym gains. Also Dash: *literally sobs attempting 20lbs on the hack squat* Valerie: That's your 10??? Dash: NO! Dash: That was my warm up. Dash: Shut up.

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Truce sign ups close tonight y'all!

IT IS TIME

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Dash, trying to impress Phantom: Dude I'm totally natty, let me show you my hormone levels!

Danny, confused, heart in the right spot: Congratulations on starting estrogen?

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HA HA KYRSTAL VERY FUNNY. DON'T FORGET TO PRINT OUT THE FLYERS FOR THE SOUP DRIVE. LAST TIME WHEN YOU FORGOT MITCHELL HAD TO GO ALL THE WAY TO THE PRINTERS STORE FOR THE FLYERS BECAUSE HIS COLOR PRINTER RAN OUT OF INK. PRAISE THE LORD I'LL SEE YOU NEXT SUNDAY

HI KRYSTAL YOUR MAC AND CHEESE AT THE CHURCH LUNCH IN WAS DRY AND THAT'S WHY I FED IT TO THE GHOSTS. NEXT TIME IF YOU WANTED HUMANS TO EAT YOUR MAC AND CHEESE YOU SHOULD TRY PRAYING TO JESUS MORE AND MAYBE HE WILL FIX YOUR OVEN TIMER SO YOU DON'T OVERBAKE IT. PRAISE THE LORD AND I'LL SEE YOU NEXT SUNDAY.

This isn’t Krystal, this is Danny Phantom. This is news.

And I don’t think Jesus fixes oven timers. Doesn’t he like, carve tables and grant wishes and stuff? I’m not sure to be honest.

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Okay this is actually really funny. I don’t even care that it���s a wrong number message anymore, yeah I’ll broadcast that on live television.

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hey alexa what is the weather outside can you text my grandson micky yes my grandson text send text okay google send text to my grandson micky tell him that the ghosts are outside and he needs to be careful and also put on a jacket because its cold out please thank you

hey alexa who is Tumblr is that a hard drug text my grandson micky tell him to stop doing the tumble drug

Hi, I think you maybe have the wrong number? Like, this is the news. And I have no idea what Tumblr is. Maybe something to polish rocks?

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FUCK YOU

Is losing the game how you died?

No

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been a while

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some of y’all have never have your life changed by a song that is 9 minutes long and it SHOWS…

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NO FOR THE FIRST TIME I'M ACTUALLY NOT LYING. I'M NOT BOY-WHO-CRIED-WOLFING YOU. It's a very silly goofy thing okay. I start off with a philosophical "is it gay if he's dead"? question and that establishes the basis for my entire fic.

made an infographic hope this helps

if my first EI fic was too dark for you, my second EI fic should be right up your alley 👌

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if my first EI fic was too dark for you, my second EI fic should be right up your alley 👌

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Sleepy

Shh! We don't want to wake him up... Aw, too late.

I really needed something relaxing to do in this tiring times...