#all the time

[anths-girl]

Or...OR - do you ever plan an entire dissertation in your mind that you want to post, but eventually you're just like...uh...nah man, I'm not going to write and post this... 😳😳😳😳😳😳

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

[dark-elf-writes]

So, thinking about the specifics of Hera not being able to conveniently stash Percy away during the event of Lost Hero

And the whole thing was letting Jason and Percy swap places to exchange leaders and allow them to gain the other camp’s trust

And I think Hera would push that it wouldn’t be possible if Percy was there at the same time as Jason bc he’s, well, Percy Fucking Jackson

All this to say Percy is either taking another vacation to Japan or he’s chilling with the hunters

Percy absolutely gave his apartment to Nagisa after he left Japan to get him away from his mom so Nagisa absolutely wakes up at some odd hour of the night to Percy barging in with a hunter backpack over one shoulder and bitching about how he was being blackmailed by a goddess with the date of the world.

Nagisa doesn’t even blink, just puts the gun he was holding away and offers Percy a coke from the fridge.

[wr0wn]

home

[periru3]

[lilislegacy]

hazel: has anyone seen percy and annabeth?

*frank, leo, and piper all at once*

frank: they’re joking around

leo: they’re arguing

piper: they’re making out

everyone (confused): …

frank: um when i saw them like twenty minutes ago, they were joking around together and laughing their butts off outside the senate house

leo: well when i saw them at the forum like ten minutes ago, they were throwing hands and pointing fingers and rolling their eyes at each other, like, viciously arguing over something

piper: ok well when i passed by them literally just five minutes ago, they were very heatedly making out against annabeth’s dorm room door

everyone:

grover: yeah… they tend to be like that

[xi-xi-chen]

Study

[andisupreme]

I moved recently to start a new job and part of my commute now involves one of those high capacity toll booths where a two lane road suddenly flares out into 5-7 lanes of total anarchy with no lines anywhere, and then narrows back down to two lanes again, and we're just supposed to sort ourselves out? Who designed this

anyway I dreamed up this helpful anatomical guide on the drive home

[durge-marzio]

Ohhh, I'm rereading Mystra's entry in the Sword Coast Adventurer's Guide... and this detail:

This means Gale was punished for trying to restore and preserve what he thought was a lost piece of Mystra's magic. Gale being Mystra's ex-lover put aside. He as her follower, she his goddess, was punished for attempting to do the one foundational rule of her faith.

I'm seething and so sad at the same time.

Edit: I used the word punish loosely, as in, toxic/abusive people will take any small mistake or action and twist it into something they can take advantage of. This post was also largely from the stand point of a toxic deity rather than a toxic partner, but both takes are valid here. Especially with the, “you didn’t stay compliant so now I’m giving you the silent treatment” part of it—from a god and a partner perspective.

[livzees]

Fruit detected

Told him not to hog the whole couch now he mad as hell -Zee

[lily0evans0gf]

“remus lupin doesn’t like physical touch-” SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! that man is always touching his boyfriend. all. the. time. there’s always a hand on the small of sirius’s back, arms wrapped around his waist, fingers playing with his hair. remus lupin cannot keep his hands to himself. ever.

[pezhead]

What if it's reverse like mikey being the eldest and Leo The youngest.

Mikey and Raph can blind anyone that looks into their eyes too long. Donnie can still stare into your soul. And Leonardo looks even more alien than baby Mikey does.

[ninyard]

I know Seth’s existence is a controversial topic because he’s so widely disliked but just think about it for a second. I think Seth would’ve grown to like Neil if he hadn’t been killed.

Like. Blood in the locker. Seth would laugh so hard and everyone would be like dude…stop laughing this is serious and he’s standing there like???? Are you KIDDING ME??? Neil is covered in BLOOD and turns out he’s lying about his age and probably so much more and you expect me NOT to laugh?

Neil’s lies would be so amusing to him. Him fighting Riko would be his favourite thing ever. Like in tfc he was so intrigued by Neil roasting Riko on TV, he literally wished he had went with them just so he could’ve witnessed it. I think Neil’s attitude would make Seth laugh so hard because he’s unintentionally bratty and argumentative and he literally can’t keep himself out of trouble. I’m not saying they’d be friends but I think he would love that little striker with an attitude problem that’s all!

[boomposhpow]

puts this in front of you like a cat with a dead mouse

[wr0wn]

a few screws loose

[m00nbuggies]

meg mccaffrey, kicker of crotches and poker of eyes. my silly billy..