#all the time

[amusingmusie]

Some really old Nel art !! I love this ginger with my whole heart, so here she is- very much inspired by @gemrocknerd art, their doodles of Nel are so scrumptious and 100% how I imagine Nel to look like in my empty little head. Alastor might have fumbled her but ME… I won’t… (delusional) /j

OH MY GOD!!!! I CAME ONLINE TO CHECK NOTIFS AND WAS BLESSED BY THIS OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOOOOOOD!!! Your art BEAUTIFUL holy shit I'm genuinely obsessed with these. You are allowed to say NO but would you mind if I posted them on my twitter (with full credit of course I am no weirdo) as well so I can show them? Her expression in the second one my god....my baby girl....you are amazing

[periru3]

[lilislegacy]

hazel: has anyone seen percy and annabeth?

*frank, leo, and piper all at once*

frank: they’re joking around

leo: they’re arguing

piper: they’re making out

everyone (confused): …

frank: um when i saw them like twenty minutes ago, they were joking around together and laughing their butts off outside the senate house

leo: well when i saw them at the forum like ten minutes ago, they were throwing hands and pointing fingers and rolling their eyes at each other, like, viciously arguing over something

piper: ok well when i passed by them literally just five minutes ago, they were very heatedly making out against annabeth’s dorm room door

everyone:

grover: yeah… they tend to be like that

[flustereddegenerate]

@sirensnooze

Have y'all seen this 😭

[andisupreme]

I moved recently to start a new job and part of my commute now involves one of those high capacity toll booths where a two lane road suddenly flares out into 5-7 lanes of total anarchy with no lines anywhere, and then narrows back down to two lanes again, and we're just supposed to sort ourselves out? Who designed this

anyway I dreamed up this helpful anatomical guide on the drive home

[durge-marzio]

Ohhh, I'm rereading Mystra's entry in the Sword Coast Adventurer's Guide... and this detail:

This means Gale was punished for trying to restore and preserve what he thought was a lost piece of Mystra's magic. Gale being Mystra's ex-lover put aside. He as her follower, she his goddess, was punished for attempting to do the one foundational rule of her faith.

I'm seething and so sad at the same time.

Edit: I used the word punish loosely, as in, toxic/abusive people will take any small mistake or action and twist it into something they can take advantage of. This post was also largely from the stand point of a toxic deity rather than a toxic partner, but both takes are valid here. Especially with the, “you didn’t stay compliant so now I’m giving you the silent treatment” part of it—from a god and a partner perspective.

[lily-s-world]

Do you ever think about Julie and the Phantoms and feel a violent urge to burn Netflix to the ground for cancel it after just one season?

[lily0evans0gf]

“remus lupin doesn’t like physical touch-” SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! that man is always touching his boyfriend. all. the. time. there’s always a hand on the small of sirius’s back, arms wrapped around his waist, fingers playing with his hair. remus lupin cannot keep his hands to himself. ever.

[pezhead]

What if it's reverse like mikey being the eldest and Leo The youngest.

Mikey and Raph can blind anyone that looks into their eyes too long. Donnie can still stare into your soul. And Leonardo looks even more alien than baby Mikey does.

[ninyard]

I know Seth’s existence is a controversial topic because he’s so widely disliked but just think about it for a second. I think Seth would’ve grown to like Neil if he hadn’t been killed.

Like. Blood in the locker. Seth would laugh so hard and everyone would be like dude…stop laughing this is serious and he’s standing there like???? Are you KIDDING ME??? Neil is covered in BLOOD and turns out he’s lying about his age and probably so much more and you expect me NOT to laugh?

Neil’s lies would be so amusing to him. Him fighting Riko would be his favourite thing ever. Like in tfc he was so intrigued by Neil roasting Riko on TV, he literally wished he had went with them just so he could’ve witnessed it. I think Neil’s attitude would make Seth laugh so hard because he’s unintentionally bratty and argumentative and he literally can’t keep himself out of trouble. I’m not saying they’d be friends but I think he would love that little striker with an attitude problem that’s all!

[boomposhpow]

puts this in front of you like a cat with a dead mouse

[m00nbuggies]

meg mccaffrey, kicker of crotches and poker of eyes. my silly billy..

[lyrichi]

Beel, walking up to mc: do you wanna go to Hell's Kitchen with me?

mc, one ear bud in and only half paying attention: the fox show starring Gordan Ramsey??

Beel: ...what?

[becca-e-barnes]

Last week I had a full 9-5 day of meetings with no break but it really got me thinking about how much more fun that could’ve been with my Bluetooth controlled vibrator 🙈 Especially with someone like CEO!Bucky who has your calendar and knows what a long day you have ahead of you.

You received a message early in the morning telling you to make sure your toy was fully charged and slipped inside you by 9:30 and there was no way you weren’t going to follow that instruction.

The anticipation alone was enough to let the toy slip in easily and you found yourself distracted enough to almost forget it was there by 10am.

Around 10:15 you felt it start up and it almost made you jump. It wasn’t too intense, just unexpected but you could tell you’d kept control of your expression. People probably wouldn’t notice on a video call anyway.

‘That’s nice.’ You send the text off quickly, hardly looking away from the laptop screen.

‘Good. I’m pacing you.’ The reply almost drew a shiver from you. You can just imagine yourself sitting here all day, writhing in desperation by 5pm.

Incrementally, the intensity of the toy creeps up and up over the next hour until it reaches around half its maximum intensity and then it drops off again.

You’re convinced you’re bound to be dripping. Your panties are absolutely soaked through, the insides of your thighs are slick under your dress and you almost whimper each time the toy changes slightly.

‘Still enjoying yourself?’ The text makes you hesitate because you’re almost not sure that you are. Do you need more or less? Any more and you’ll undoubtedly cum and you’ll have to hide it from the people on the screen. Plus, you’re quite confident that your climax won’t be a reason for him to stop. If you ask for less though, you’re stuck here all day, unsatisfied and frustrated.

‘Fuck, yes.’ That feels like the best response you can manage.

‘Good.’ You hardly have a chance to read the notification before the toy ramps up inside you, far more intense than the 50% you’d been getting.

The vibrations are wonderful and within a few seconds, you’ve flicked your camera off so you can grind you hips pathetically, riding out an incredibly overdue high against your office chair.

It’s not long after that the toy drops back down again, slowing to a light buzzing that keeps you dizzy but not overworked.

‘If you turn your camera off again, I might just bend you over your desk and let them all watch while I fuck you myself.’

[untherapized-eddie]

i do still feel some kind of way about how many recurring characters of color have vanished. i know there's still a chance of them popping up this season but correct me if i’m wrong we haven't seen carla, linda, tía pepa, toni, or albert since s6. one s7 wedding cameo from abuela. and no evidence that ravi will be back, i think anirudh is currently filming some other project