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my favorite coworker told me the scenario she thinks of to fall asleep is she stumbles upon a baby sheep and has to raise it and it grows up and she has to shear it and she says she envisions shearing it so carefully that she always falls asleep at that part

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Girls will be boys

Boys will be girls

Fascists will 💖 be shot💖

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Ruffnut, gesturing to Hiccup: Tuff, look what you did! You made Mom upset!

Tuffnut: I’m sorry Mom... :(

Hiccup, near tears: I DON’T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO NEITHER OF YOU!

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He's arrived!!!!!

I got him for like £4 from Vinted (the box was hugeee it was so embarrassing walking home with it 😭)

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Grian and his Deathsong: Songbird

Part 1 of my Hermitcraft x HTTYD series! I’m starting a series of sorts! Hermitcraft and HTTYD!! as an avid fan of both, I really wanted to bring them together. So I am giving every hermitcraft member their own dragon! Not sure how long this will take me, but i hope to push through and do all 27 at some point!! :)

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people who dont experience it cannot comprehend how awful executive dysfunction is. I WANT to do the task, i have the resources TO do the task, i will feel better having DONE the task

but i cant fucking do the task

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im starting to think that treating nazi germany as a unique and incomparable evil rather than as an extention of the western european colonial project that happened to threaten the interests of other western european powers might be bad actually

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Mike Van Houten

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shoutout to my friend gelato

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The one thing men in the 1700s did right was have long hair they tie back into a low ponytail with a little ribbon and also have a few stray strands at the front. Almost everything else they did that century was inexcusable though

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She is going to die.

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YOU. NEW FOLLOWER. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT NOT REBLOGGING ANYTHING EVER IS NOT HOW TUMBLR WORKS

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Dilophosaurus and its elaborate crests are displayed in front of a fiery sky.

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Game studios learn to optimize your fucking games challenge.

Who the fuck do you think you are? You are a toy. A glorified slinky.

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The opposite of “manic pixie dream girl” is “depressed goblin nightmare man,” and, judging by this site, it’s just as attractive to some.