#incorrect rogues quotes

[tricksterrune]

Incorrect Rogues Quote

Mick, reading from a newspaper: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today

Digger, covered in ink stains: Maybe the squid was being a dick

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Riddler: I was reviewing footage from all my hidden cameras and I found something weird when checking yours.

Penguin: What do you mean by mine?

Riddler: Uh? I have a hidden camera in all my friends? Obviously? I also have one in all my enemies and potential enemies, allies, potential allies, employees and interesting people or areas. But don't worry the friends cameras have no colateral damage or dangerous defense mechanism.

Penguin: I can't even...

Harley: Do I have a camera?

Riddler: Of course, darling, yours was the second non-destructive camera I ever made.

Harley: YAY!

Penguin: I'm starting to understand why both of you go to an insane asylum.

Riddler: So you don't want to now about the strange disturbance I found?

Penguin: Of course I do.

Riddler: Great. *picks a whole ass notebook from under his suit jacket and opens a file* Here it goes. Since last saturday this... thing... keeps following you. *zooms in a weird creature*

Penguin: Is that the devil?

Riddler: Probably not. But it is weird and creepy.

Harley: Can I see it? *already turning the notebook to herself to see it* Oh. It's just a bug.

Riddler: EXCUSE ME, I'm an excellent engineer, the best one that is and all my cameras are custom made with great attention to detail. I can assure you there's no bugs in my programming and I do take offense from the insinuation!!! Honestly-

Harley: *laughting* No silly, an actual bug. It looks bigger than it is because it's probably on top of the camera.

Penguin: Oh thank god.

Riddler: How do you even know that for sure?

Harley: Oh I started studying plants to impress Red but plants and bugs have a loot in common... I think... and bugs are cooler ... don't tell Red I said that... So now I'm reading a lot about bugs. This is a panda ant. It's actually cute if misleading. It isn't even a ant really is a wasp but people named it wrong. They are a chilean bug and don't exist in the U.S.

Riddler: Huh? That's still weird. Why is there an importated bug following Oswald around?

Harley: Maybe it just likes him very much.

Riddler: Or maybe it is a badly designed spy bot.

Penguin: Or it just came with the illigal imported chilean birds I rescued for my bird sanctuary.

Harley: Nah. That's dumb.

Riddler: My theory is better.

[fanaticalthings]

Jason Todd with his goons:

[incorrectbatfamandfriends]

Riddler: Riddle me this boy-

Riddler: Batman?

Batman!Dick: Yes?

Riddler: Who the fuck is this?

Batman!Dick: This is Robin.

Riddler: Obviously. But he’s different. He’s all scowly. Where’s the fun one, who likes my riddles?

Batman!Dick: He’s taking some PTO. Can we get on with this?

Riddler: No.

Batman!Dick: What? Why not!

Riddler: Well I would but it wouldn’t be very fair. See the riddles I had for tonight were kind of specific to a couple of past games me and the other one had done.

Batman!Dick: What you never did that for me when I was Robin-

Riddler: Yes well it just wasn’t as fun with you.

Batman!Dick: So what, are you going to just let the hostages go?

Riddler: Well I guess. I’ll have to come up with something different, we can reschedule.

Batman!Dick: So what, do we just take you back to Arkham or-

Riddler: *shrugs* That’s fine. I’ll just table this one for when he gets back.

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick, to the Joker: Hello. My name is Richard Grayson. You killed my brother. Prepare to die.

[killrisma]

Rogue: But how do we create a scene?

Doctor: Homosexual audacity

[shyjusticewarrior]

Duke: What are you doing here?

Duke: ... Your excellency.

Damian: You don't call her "your excellency."

Talia: No, no, I kinda like it.

[bruciemilf]

Fully believe the kids told Logan Twitter is a journaling app

[thequeenofuselessinformation]

I'm alive but only ironically.

Twt op cr: @FranziaMom

[softfem-dom]

x men incorrect quotes

WORST! LOGAN : wai- wait wait wait. what's that thing.

YN : this is my new friend! *zoom in to YN holding weapon xi! wade wilson's hand as he stands awkwardly.*

WORST! LOGAN : oh hell nah, bub. you can't keep on bringing stray variants into the appartment.

*pointing to wolverine origins!Rogue, xmen 2000!Wolverine, dofp!Magneto, apocalypse!Kurt and dofp!Quicksilver*

YN : bu-but they just need love!

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Wizard: A spy is giving away every one of our battle plans. Rogue: You look surprised, Sorcerer. Sorcerer: I certainly am. I didn’t realize we had any battle plans.

[tricksterrune]

Incorrect Rogues Quotes

Roy: I’ll add on to your “a” to make “at”.

Digger: Okay, I’ll add on to your “at” to make “rat”.

Roscoe: I will add on to your “rat” to make “biostratigraphic”.

Len: [flips the table]

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Harley: *made the mistake of eating Arkham's soup* Ouch. My tummy hurts.

Basil Karlo/Clayface: Have you tried killing Frank Roosevelt?

Harley: What?

Darius Chapel/Music Meister: You think that would help?

Basil: It couldn't hurt.

Both: *start singing How I Saved Roosevelt*

Harley: WHAT THE FUCK?

[fttwts]

[incorrectbatfamandfriends]

Poison Ivy: And then he said my lipstick was ugly!

Robin!Dick, dangling over a tank of acid by his ankle: You can do so much better!

[incorrectbatfam]

This absolutely isn't grounded in any canon but I like to imagine the Joker's first encounter with Dick something along the lines of:

Joker: You're all out of luck, Batman.

Bruce: *lifts his cape, unleashing Robin*