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i hereby knight 2024 the year of toxic yaoi!

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BLITZ, MY SWEET LITTLE BABY BOYYYYY

I LOVE HIM SO MUCHHHHH!!!!! He's so small. Tiny little baby. My sweet child. Darling boy. I love him.

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I think people just REALLY like pregnancy/baby plotlines

Helluva Fandom, why has no one considered the possibility that Millie might not be keeping the pregnancy?

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Helluva Fandom, why has no one considered the possibility that Millie might not be keeping the pregnancy?

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poor ekko. father? dead. father-figure mentor? dead. newly found soulmate? immediately dead after linking up with her only hours before. that one hammer guy he met one time who seemed pretty alright? dissipated into mist or something. please at least tell me his tree's alright.

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jayvik this meljay that. there are a thousand types of love and a million ways to love someone. there is room in jayces heart for them both, in the same or different ways. they are both equally important to him. if it had been mel facilitating the glorious evolution he would’ve exploded into stardust with her too. theres no need to diminish the love jayce has for one of them to prop up the other because he loves them both, desperately and deeply. beyond words. they occupy parts of his heart and there’s a reason he hallucinated both of them in that pit. there’s no denying that viktor is important to jayce but there’s no reason to sideline mel because she is just as important.

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Green eyes shouldn’t actually be considered an eye color. It’s just not common enough, it’s a VERY SMALL percentage of the population, 1-2%. Green eyes are also caused by an irregular mutation. Most people have blue or brown eyes, so those are the two eye colors.

All the “green eyes” positivity is actually a bad thing, by the way. Having green eyes is linked to higher rates of retinal melanoma. You’re celebrating something dangerous that can cause suffering.

And besides, most people with “green eyes” lean closer to blue or brown anyways. They should just make up their minds and be brown eyed or blue eyed. And if it’s too hard to tell, they should get corrective surgery (because green eyes are dangerous, and associated with more difficult medical care!) or at the least wear contacts so they don’t confuse people. But also they should be required to

I hate to sound like this, but green eyes are a far more recent development than blue eyes in the mutagenic history of humans. So humans weren’t created to have green eyes.

And hazel eyes? Those are just a variant of brown eyes—come on, they’re far closer to brown than green. They just have a couple greenish traits. And there’s no way there’s that many green eyed people, or a wide variety of eye colors… It’s just not natural.

I don’t have a problem with green eyed people, they didn’t ask to be born that way—but there’s just too few of them for it to be an actual eye color. We don’t need all this “green eye positivity” or putting green eyes in media. The internet is making people delude themselves into thinking it’s more common than it really is.

‼️ THIS POST IS ABOUT THE TREATMENT OF INTERSEX PEOPLE ‼️

✅ I HAVE GREEN EYES THIS IS SATIRE ✅

⚠️ PLEASE DON’T SEND ME ANY MORE THREATS OF VIOLENCE IN DEFENSE OF PEOPLE WITH GREEN EYES?? ⚠️

💧 THIS POST IS NOT ABOUT EYE COLOR?? IT’S ABOUT INTERSEXISM AND BIGOTRY 💧

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Rolled 3 Nat 20s in a row during D&D today and the DM gave me temporary reality powers, I chose to make it a musical episode of course

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thinking about all the "failure" timelines that must've existed in arcane.

the timeline where mage viktor fucks up the rescue and jayce freezes to death as a child. mage viktor has no idea what happens in that one after that point, he never goes back to it.

the timeline where vi dies in the apartment explosion and jayce commits suicide, and hextech gets invented a decade or so later by someone else entirely. sometimes mage viktor looks in to see if the different innovations offer any value, but only rarely.

the timeline where viktor accidentally drowns in childhood. mage viktor visits that one sometimes, a mysterious figure who appears and disappears from jayce's life at various intervals, at least until he arrives at one point and finds only a freshly dug grave.

the timeline where viktor and jayce are at odds with one another, rivals turned sneering foes, viktor using a far simplified iteration of hextech to enact a clumsier dream of evolution, while jayce rots alive in the gilded halls of piltover's elite -- barely recognizable as themselves.

the timeline where viktor never leaves zaun, and one day encounters a disgraced former academy student standing on a bridge, and offers him a space in his own modest workshop instead. they never invent hextech, but they do find ways to keep viktor alive as the years progress. after a while mage viktor can't bring himself to keep going back to that timeline either, though it's for different reasons than usual.

the timeline where jayce and viktor's hextech is more aggressive from the start, and they accidentally speedrun the glorious evolution in just a few short years, before either of them even fully understand what's going wrong. barely cognizant of the disaster before it swallows everyone whole and doesn't even leave viktor behind.

the timeline where they never manage to get more than a few flashy tricks and gimmicks out of the project, and viktor dies of his illness, and jayce lives the rest of his life as a deeply unhappy man running his family's factory and dreaming of hooded figures with familiar silhouettes.

there are just so many possibilities!

also thinking about the timelines that don't exist.

like the timeline where jayce destroys the hexcore and lets viktor die.

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THIS TOOK SO LONG… why is the best thing I’ve ever rendered an arcane meme are we serious.

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how “feminists” look at me when I say that feminism shouldn’t be centered around how many female CEOs exist because that’s a capitalist value and capitalism directly benefits from the oppression of women.

how “feminists” look at me when I mention that the 🌽 industry isn’t in any way empowering for women. there is no way to prove consent was given. there is no proof that the woman wasn’t trafficked. there’s no proof that the woman isn’t a minor. OF reinforces that women and our bodies can be bought for a couple of dollars a month.

how “feminists” look at me when I say that if SW is the only way for a woman to make money, then it’s not a choice but a last resort.

how “feminists” look at me when I say that even though all women have a right to decide what they want doesn’t mean that some of those choices aren’t influenced by misogyny.

how “feminists” look at me when I say no, I will in fact not support or respect any religions that believe women are sinful and an inferior gender just because they were born as women.

how “feminists” look at me when I say that only feeling empowered when you’re in full glam and conforming to beauty standards you are in fact not empowered but instead cowering under the pressure and expectations put on you.

how “feminists” look at me when I say that using Afghan womens’ oppression and dehumanization as study motivation isn’t as cute as they think.

how “feminists” look at me when I say that it’s useless to only complain about “pick me girls” instead of recognizing why they act that way (the pressure to get male validation)

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crazy that he wanted that cookie so fucking bad that he doomed entire timelines so another version of him somewhere could get it. what is WRONG with him

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I liked the hc that Jayce made Viktor’s brace and cane

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More caitvi horses🤏🥹

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Normalise letting men know that they are the majority of rapists, murderers, and violent criminals. Quit claiming “humans are so evil” when it’s just one specific demographic.

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It’s physically impossible to make a chronically ill /chronic pain character that I specifically won’t relate to

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