#incorrect quotes video

[loganslowdown4]

Same energy

[demonicsuffrage]

Civilian, mad after robin did some property damage while saving them: Um, I would like to talk to your manager?

Robin: Oh my manager?

Robin, speaking into his comm right in front of the civilian: Batman, some Bitch wants to talk to you

[percabethconvos]

[Between BOTL and TLO]

New camper watching Percy and Annabeth flirt during capture the flag: Are they lovers?

Clarisse: Worse, they're fucking stupid

[fourraccoonsinacoat]

Anyone done this yet?

[tremordusk]

Lilia: oh fuck

Rio, slinging an arm over her shoulder: Lilia and I go way back~

Jen, surprised: What’s your guys history?

*The history in question*

Lilia, fighting Dracula in the woods: *slaps him in the face*

Rio, watching from afar behind a tree: You are sick-

Lilia stabs him with a stake

Rio: I’m in love with you, I’m in love with you, I love you

Lilia, gets bitten but tosses him off her

Rio: You feel nothing you’re just dead inside

Lilia, going in with the RKO move

Rio: I love you, I love you, I just love you

Lilia, standing triumphantly over Dracula’s dead body

Rio, breathily: Take me, I love you…take me, birth me inside of you and pull me out—

[aphwaph]

my heart is breaking all over again because of the ma meilleure ennemie music video

[maybe-ody]

Poseidon: *crying in the shower* Ruthless is mercy…upon ourselves…

[delzinrowe]

incorrect jjk quotes [39/?]

[foolilazuli]

Deadpool: Quick, Signal! Use your lightning attack!

Duke: For the last time, I don’t have lightning powers. I have light powers.

Deadpool: You’re a black superhero. You have lightning powers.

Duke: I don’t know who you are, but I’m getting real sick of your stereotypes.

Cass: Is he bothering you, king?

[headcanonthings]

Interviewer: So there's a viral video of you drunk begging a certain speedster JL member to date you. Is it true? Hal: No. Interviewer, fake laughing: So the person in the video isn't you, Green Lantern? Hal: Of course it's me! And I was begging Flash to date me because I've been in love with the nerd for years, and I was tired of waiting for him to realize it. But I wasn't drunk. Interviewer: ...

[sxphr]

Enid: I think we should try and kill each other over and over and then make out in front of a pool while our exes dead body floats in it.

Wednesday, welling up: I would love nothing more.

Yoko: I knew I shouldn't have let her watch Sabrina Carpenters new music video.

[thepondnymph]

Heather: Why are you sitting inside this cat cage?

Jude: Oh, Folk can't touch iron and I'm mad at Cardan.

Cardan: YOᑌ ᑕᗩᑎ'T SIT IᑎSIᗪᕮ TᕼᗩT ᗷᗩᖇᖇIᕮᖇ ᖴOᖇᕮᐯᕮᖇ.

Jude: START SHOWING UP AT COURT MEETINGS AND THEN WE'LL TALK!!

[yichi-is-a-bitch]

TWST Incorrect quote #2

MC: "I made tea."

Leona: "I don’t want tea."

MC: "I did not make tea for you. This is my tea."

Leona: *slightly annoyed* "Then why are you telling me?"

MC: *confidently says* "It is a conversation starter."

Leona: "That’s a lousy conversation starter."

MC: *smug face* "Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate bitch."

Leona: *glares at them while being slightly impressed but mostly annoyed* "Oh you little shit..."

MC: *loudly sips their tea and gives him the middle finger*

[braceletofteeth]

เจ้าความรัก (Hurt Me Please) x もののけ姫 (Princess Mononoke)

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[shyjusticewarrior]

The Signal Incorrect Quotes Pt 7

Duke: Hey, clown! We've heard your stand up, now how bout some shut up?

Joker: Everybody's a comedian.

Duke: Except you.

Duke: Sometimes I don't feel like walking, so I make enormous people carry me around.

Duke, to Jason: Let's go get Bat Burger.

Jason: *carries Duke on his back*

Duke: So remember, this is Signal's world. You're just living in it. Signal or die.