#source: simpsons

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Engineer: *opens the cereal cupboard only to find a large raccoon surrounded by smaller raccoons*

Raccoon Mama: *hisses*

Engineer: Uh, fellas, there's a family of 'coons in here!

Soldier: *proudly* I call the big one Bitey!

[pra370r1an]

Eda, waving a giant foam finger: Wow, these seats are Primo! I could really go for some Apple Blood.

Raine: Eda, this is the preliminary hearing for the new government of the Boiling Isles.

Appleblood vendor, pushing his cart down the row: Appleblood! get your appleblood here!

Eda: WHOO!

later,

Luz: They were an inspiration! They helped us in our time of need! And I won't rest until all of the Boiling Isles knows of the sacrifice King's dad did to save us!

Eda: And I won't rest until I get myself some appleblood!

Raine: Eda! This is a cemetery!

Appleblood vendor, pushing his cart past tombstones: Appleblood! get your appleblood here!

Eda: WHOOO!

Raine: What do you do? Follow my wife around?

Appleblood vendor, handing a bottle to Eda: Mx. She's putting my kids through college.

[unicornblossom13]

Ten-year old Luffy: On my way, I’m gonna be doing this. [spins his arms in circles] If you get hit, it’s your own fault.

Ten-year old Uta: Okay, then I’m gonna start kicking air like this. [lifts one leg into the air] And if any part of you should fill that air… [lifts her other leg] It’s your own fault.

[The children closed their eyes, arms spinning and legs kicking as they headed towards one another. In the distance, a certain redheaded pirate and his crew heard the sound of youthful screaming]

Shanks: Hmm, probably should go check that out.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Possible starting point for the breakdown of Welcome Home:

Wally: *laying forlornly on his bed*

Home: *soothingly* Don't let Mr Dorelaine's death get you down, Wally.

Home: People die all the time, just like that.

Home: Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow.

Wally: *wide-eyed shock* ...

Home: *turns off the lights* Well, goodnight!

Wally: *frozen in terror* ...

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Ravenclaw's common room

Sybill: Stop that! You are going to set a table on fire! Emmeline, running in: Barty, NO! Barty, in the corner, reading a book: What? Emmeline: Sorry, force of habit. PANDORA, NO!!!

[almacambiondaughterofsaleos]

Why So Many Fans Turned On Helluva Boss

If you promised we would have a wacky work place comedy with demons from hell then give us it. Not a worn out drama fest with an insufferable entitled rich asshole who neglects his daughter and cheats on his wife and we are expected to feel sorry for him. This also goes to extent to Hazbin Hotel which we were promised which would be about the hotel rehabilitating sinners but we got a rushed storyline with a war on heaven. Don't make promises you don't keep Vivziepop.

[msk29fan]

LMK Incorect Quote

It's bright day. Pigsy and Tang look very concerned as a butt naked Baby! MK swing himself round and round on a very high up Landry line.

Baby! MK: WOW!WOW! WOW!

Tang: He'll tucked himself out soon enough

Cut to night: A very worried Pigsy and Tang are still watching MK(who still has loads and loads of energy)

Baby! MK: Wow! Wow! WOW!!!

[horror-lady00]

Jackie: I don't know where Shauna ends and I begin.

Natalie: See, statements like that are why people think you're gay.

[fullmoonhijinks]

Kaitlyn: There are three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Jacob way.

Ryan: Isn’t that just the wrong way?

Kaitlyn: Yes, but faster.

[incorrect-malfoys]

Bellatrix: Narcissa, it takes two to lie

Bellatrix: One to lie, and one to listen

[alien-slushie]

Allura: I'm not sure I should go, I don't even like him.

Keith: You're right Allura, you shouldn't go. It wouldn't be honest. I'll go, disguised as you.

Allura: What if he wants to hold hands?

Keith: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.

Allura: What if he wants to kiss?!

Keith: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.

Allura: What if he-

Keith: You don't want to know how far I'll go.

[virtuouswhitehatorganization]

Reaction After A Mission Is Left On A Bittersweet Note For The Trio

Demencia: Nerd, I'm confused. Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?"

Flug shrugs: It's an ending, that's enough.

[pra370r1an]

Gus: How was it surviving in the school after the Day of Unity?

Mattholomule: It's was rough. We lost alot of good kids to those puppet rays...

Matt, Viney and Boscha examine a puppet child on a cart after a recent attack

Matt, laying a sheet back over the cart: Viney, wheel him out quietly. No need for the rest to see...

Viney starts pushing the cart only for the sheet to get stuck on Matt's foot, revealing the student's horrible fate and causing everyone to scream

Matt: Oh! Just get him out of here!

Viney pushes faster

Matt: Not into the Kindergarden!

Several tiny, high-pitched and one deep scream echoes from the other hallway

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Najin, sitting outside Nagyunn’s room with a baseball bat: the strong must protect the sweet

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Another day of Poppy trying to overcome her Agoraphobia:

Wally: Don't worry, Poppy. This first time we'll only take a few steps outside.

Eddie: *waves by the mailbox encouragingly, holding her letter as a prize*

Poppy: *breaths in, breaths out* All right, just to the mailbox and back.

Wally: *holds onto Poppy's wing as he leads her out of the house* Now, Dr. Glass said to use a number from one to ten to describe how anxious you are.

Poppy: *step by step* Two, three, two...

Wally: Don't worry. Everything is fine.

*BUZZING noise starts*

Eddie: What the hay was that?

Poppy: Eight.

Frank: Mr Dear, it's just a bee.

Poppy: Two...

Eddie: *points with a shaking hand* N-Not just a bee! It's the queen of something!

Everyone: *turns to see a giant hive that definitely wasn't there before*

Poppy: *panicking* Ten, ten, ten!

Sally: Don't worry! I'll set fire to the hive!

Frank: NO, DON'T- *too late, the swarm is angry*

Poppy: *grabs Wally up and starts running back into her house* Twelve! Fifteen! Seven hundred and three!!

Frank: RUN!

Everyone: *flees into Poppy's house*

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Zepheniah Mann: Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.