#source: simpsons

[the-black-bulls]

Yami: Anyone know how we can resolve this conflict?

Everyone: [raise their hands]

Yami: Without resorting to violence.

Magna, Luck, Gauche, Charmy, Noelle & Liebe: [lower their hands]

Yami: Or childish name calling.

Asta, Zora, Vanessa, Finral, Gordon & Grey: [lower their hands]

Yami, squinting: Of course, self-sacrificing is out of the question.

Nacht, Nero & Henry: [lower their hands while tsking under their breaths]

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Engineer: *opens the cereal cupboard only to find a large raccoon surrounded by smaller raccoons*

Raccoon Mama: *hisses*

Engineer: Uh, fellas, there's a family of 'coons in here!

Soldier: *proudly* I call the big one Bitey!

[unicornblossom13]

Ten-year old Luffy: On my way, I’m gonna be doing this. [spins his arms in circles] If you get hit, it’s your own fault.

Ten-year old Uta: Okay, then I’m gonna start kicking air like this. [lifts one leg into the air] And if any part of you should fill that air… [lifts her other leg] It’s your own fault.

[The children closed their eyes, arms spinning and legs kicking as they headed towards one another. In the distance, a certain redheaded pirate and his crew heard the sound of youthful screaming]

Shanks: Hmm, probably should go check that out.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Possible starting point for the breakdown of Welcome Home:

Wally: *laying forlornly on his bed*

Home: *soothingly* Don't let Mr Dorelaine's death get you down, Wally.

Home: People die all the time, just like that.

Home: Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow.

Wally: *wide-eyed shock* ...

Home: *turns off the lights* Well, goodnight!

Wally: *frozen in terror* ...

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Ravenclaw's common room

Sybill: Stop that! You are going to set a table on fire! Emmeline, running in: Barty, NO! Barty, in the corner, reading a book: What? Emmeline: Sorry, force of habit. PANDORA, NO!!!

[almacambiondaughterofsaleos]

Why So Many Fans Turned On Helluva Boss

If you promised we would have a wacky work place comedy with demons from hell then give us it. Not a worn out drama fest with an insufferable entitled rich asshole who neglects his daughter and cheats on his wife and we are expected to feel sorry for him. This also goes to extent to Hazbin Hotel which we were promised which would be about the hotel rehabilitating sinners but we got a rushed storyline with a war on heaven. Don't make promises you don't keep Vivziepop.

[msk29fan]

LMK Incorect Quote

It's bright day. Pigsy and Tang look very concerned as a butt naked Baby! MK swing himself round and round on a very high up Landry line.

Baby! MK: WOW!WOW! WOW!

Tang: He'll tucked himself out soon enough

Cut to night: A very worried Pigsy and Tang are still watching MK(who still has loads and loads of energy)

Baby! MK: Wow! Wow! WOW!!!

[horror-lady00]

Jackie: I don't know where Shauna ends and I begin.

Natalie: See, statements like that are why people think you're gay.

[virtuouswhitehatorganization]

Miss Heed Ruins Everything

The sentiment of all of her former brainwashed victims.

[fullmoonhijinks]

Kaitlyn: There are three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Jacob way.

Ryan: Isn’t that just the wrong way?

Kaitlyn: Yes, but faster.

[incorrect-malfoys]

Bellatrix: Narcissa, it takes two to lie

Bellatrix: One to lie, and one to listen

[alien-slushie]

Allura: I'm not sure I should go, I don't even like him.

Keith: You're right Allura, you shouldn't go. It wouldn't be honest. I'll go, disguised as you.

Allura: What if he wants to hold hands?

Keith: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.

Allura: What if he wants to kiss?!

Keith: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.

Allura: What if he-

Keith: You don't want to know how far I'll go.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Demo: THE... LIES... STOP... NOW!

Demo: *smashes a glass before turning to Eyelander*

Demo: Mate, I'm not your real father... and I'm not Scottish, I'm Welsh.

Eyelander: *silently floats away*

Demo: *tearfully* Oh, don't turn your back on me!

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Najin, sitting outside Nagyunn’s room with a baseball bat: the strong must protect the sweet

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Another day of Poppy trying to overcome her Agoraphobia:

Wally: Don't worry, Poppy. This first time we'll only take a few steps outside.

Eddie: *waves by the mailbox encouragingly, holding her letter as a prize*

Poppy: *breaths in, breaths out* All right, just to the mailbox and back.

Wally: *holds onto Poppy's wing as he leads her out of the house* Now, Dr. Glass said to use a number from one to ten to describe how anxious you are.

Poppy: *step by step* Two, three, two...

Wally: Don't worry. Everything is fine.

*BUZZING noise starts*

Eddie: What the hay was that?

Poppy: Eight.

Frank: Mr Dear, it's just a bee.

Poppy: Two...

Eddie: *points with a shaking hand* N-Not just a bee! It's the queen of something!

Everyone: *turns to see a giant hive that definitely wasn't there before*

Poppy: *panicking* Ten, ten, ten!

Sally: Don't worry! I'll set fire to the hive!

Frank: NO, DON'T- *too late, the swarm is angry*

Poppy: *grabs Wally up and starts running back into her house* Twelve! Fifteen! Seven hundred and three!!

Frank: RUN!

Everyone: *flees into Poppy's house*

[justamegafan]

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #8

Y/N’s Plan for Humanity to Win

Y/N came up with a plan for Humanity to win, it includes betrayal, cruelty, and using Humanity’s greatest weapon… Children (And has the Human Fighters turn into Children)

Y/N (Has the now turned Children Human Fighters in front of the Council):

Gods and Goddesses (Coming towards the Council ready to vote for the extinction of Humanity):

Y/N (To the Kid Human Fighters): There’s the enemy. Give them all you got! CHARGE!!

Children Human Fighters (Run towards the Gods and begin hugging them):

Kid!Lu Bu (Hugging Thor): I love you!

Kid!Sasuki (Hugging Poseidon): I love you!

Kid!Jack (Hugging Hercules): I love you!

Kid!Raiden (Hugging Shiva): I love glue!

Kid!Tesla (Hugging Beelzebub): I love you!

Beelzebub (Patting K!Tesla’s head): Aw, such a sweet little thing. Time to destroy your future (Walks off)

Beelzebub (Starting to not feel good): Feeling… Flu-ish (pants) Fever… Nausea… (Startled) Child germs… No! (Starting to become weak) Must… participate in… destroying… hu… (Falls to the ground in great pain) manity…

Gods and Goddesses (All lying down in great agony, pain and defeat from being hugged by the Children Human Fighters):

Brunhilde (Comes in): I’m afraid the voting has ended. And the winner is… Humanity!

Valkyries, Adam and Eve (Staring at all Gods and Goddesses who are all laying down in defeat just from the Child Human Fighters hugging them):

Y/N (Comes over): You know, for all their arrogance over being superior in power, for all their centuries to even eons of living, they had no immunity for the ‘lowliest’ of creatures: Children

Eve (Happy): Look’s like everything is going to be okay, which is the only way it should ever be!

Adam: Great. Let’s get our children back to normal and go to this ‘Movie Theater’ Y/N told us about and watch something nice then get some food

Buddha: Can I bring a laser pointer? I want to shoot it in Loki’s eye

Adam: Sure, why not

I think Adam would see Buddha as one of his children, same for Hercules…