#monkie kid incorrect quotes

[msk29fan]

LMK Incorrect Quotes: Macaque has many regrets about joining the Brotherhood.

Wukong leads a blindfolded Macaque to his next Brotherhood initiation.

Wukong: We call this ritual...Crossing the desert.

( A robed Peng, Azure Lion, Yellowtusk and DBK paddled him on the ass in sucession)

Macaque: Oww, owww, owwww!

Wukong: And this we call The Unblinking Eye..

(gets paddled by Brotherhood in reverse)

Macaque: Owww, yoww oowww!

Macaque: Hey, have you ever noticed that Crossing the Desert is lot like the Unblinking Eye? And it's exactly like the Wreck of Hesperus!

Wukong: And now for your final ordeal...The Paddling of The Swollen Ass...with Paddles!

(Macaque gets paddled once again)

[lmk-incorrectquotes]

Red Son: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*

Red Son: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

[phoenix-is-here]

That is absolutely real and definitely happened.

Mei: *about Peng* Who's the bird? Macaque: The bird is Satan!

[luxthestrange]

LMK Incorrect quotes#98 Husbands

Y/n: I make out with Macaque? He's fine. I kiss him on the nose? He's a mess

Y/n: I slap Wukong's on the ass? He doesn't care, I hold his hand and kiss his knuckles? He's inconsolable-

Y/n: Why does simple affection break them? I do not know-

PIF*Hums drinking tea beside you*My husband is the same...I slam him into a wall and have my way with him? he is fine but if I grab his face and nuzzle my forehead against his?...Oh, he drops to his knees and won't look me in the eyes for hours!

[sleighhethereal]

Before that mountain fight scene in the MACAQUE episode:

[Y/N], yelling at Macaque: you lied to MK!

Macaque: yep.

[Y/N]: you used him!

Macaque: that is also true.

...

Macaque, eyes half-lidded: she is really pretty

Wukong, punching Macaque's face sending him across mountains: i know, right??

[artepti]

Some non-LLR-related art, just me playing with the incorrect quotes generator :]

Also, long haired Mac supremacyyyyy

[thirdlotusprince3]

Nezha: Red Son, keep an eye on MK today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Red Son: Sure, I’d love to see MK get punched.

Nezha: Try again.

Red Son, sighing: I will stop MK from getting punched.

[autism-autobot]

Ao Lie: Your elemental power is: ✨️GREEN✨️

Mei: I'm sorry, what was that?

Ao Lie: ✨️GREEN✨️

Mei: Okay, so, just to recap...

Mei: Ice (Macaque temporarily)

Mei: Water (Sandy)

Mei: Earth (Sun Wukong)

Mei: Fire (Red Son)

Mei: Lightning (MK: "a lightning button")

Mei: and...

Ao Lie: ✨️GREEN✨️

[passions-and-pupils]

Peng: you two act like you were raised by wild animals

Wukong: of course we do????

Macaque: the hells that supposed to mean?

[imustbenuts]

🙃 jfc we have a audio blasting bot swarm problem on this hellsite.

hi person who is seeing this post by searching for your tag of choice. have u seen the above shitheads and tried to report on sight bc they were blasting some video with autoplay? is your search now not working?

native tumblr blocking is breaking your endless scrolling search. apparently too much posts being excluded from the load results in the load failing, so if you reported and blocked these guys, thats whats causing it. 2nd post im making for those who might not have seen my 1st post due to the aforementioned reasons.

heres how to get the functionality back until tumblr mods gets off their ass to cleaning up the mess on desktop.

get firefox with any adblock that allows for custom blacklist/filters. im using firefox with Ublock Origin. so get this if nothing else.

go into the settings of your adblock plugin and slap the following line in the blacklist/filter. it will kill any dailymotion embedded videos too btw. remember to hit Apply Changes or Save or whatever equivalent thats present in your adblock.

https://geo.dailymotion.com/

so something like this:

now all the botted videos will be broken and unable to load. no more audio blasting. but it will look like this:

make sure the bots are unblocked so the search function actually works. again, too much blocking somehow breaks this hellsite's search bar.

tagging the relevant affected tags these bots are using. in the meantime, Report spam and/or bot but dont block. like this to preserve functionality:

uhhh feel free to spread this and queue it from time to time ig. maybe if we mass report hard enough tumblr mods will actually step the fuck up

...eventually

[incorrect-quotes-lobby]

Red Son: If you want my advice-

Mei: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your boyfriend. Multiple times.

Red Son: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he's also tried to kill me.

MK: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

[msk29fan]

LMK Incorect Quote

It's bright day. Pigsy and Tang look very concerned as a butt naked Baby! MK swing himself round and round on a very high up Landry line.

Baby! MK: WOW!WOW! WOW!

Tang: He'll tucked himself out soon enough

Cut to night: A very worried Pigsy and Tang are still watching MK(who still has loads and loads of energy)

Baby! MK: Wow! Wow! WOW!!!

[qatheauthoress74]

Incorrect Quotes TF One Edition #2

*B-127 notices Optimus and Megatron giving each other similar death glares*

B-127: Uh, you know you two are the same, right?

Optimus/Megatron: I'M NOTHING LIKE HIM!

[mythicalmagical-monkeyman]

MK: Hey guys I was thinking of asking Red Son out on a date but I need some advise first Wukong: No, trust me you do not want to be in a relationship they are nothing but pain and hard ship. Macaque: *whacks him* Wukong: See! MK: *Turns to Pigsy* Please tell me you have some useful advice? Pigsy: Look kid just because I'm dating Tang does not mean I know how

[luxthestrange]

LMK Incorrect quotes#113 WHAT YOU MEAN "MOM/DAD" ISN'T YOUR REAL NAME!?-

Principal: unfortunately we had to call your parent in

Mk: Dadsy won't pick up

Principal: no not your guardian, your parent

Mk: I don't... have one?

Principal: says here one Y/n L/n is listed

Mk: I have never met a Y/n L/N in my life

Celestial!Y/n*walking in your celestial robes*I was called

Mk*Suprised gasp*...

Mk: your name is Y/n?

Mk: my life is a lie-

Mk: how can I go on-

[sleighhethereal]

"Oh, sweet, sweet innocent [Y/N]~"

"What."

"I think you're forgetting something~"

"..."

"Come on, at least play along."

"... Oh, Monkey King, what ever did I forget?"

"You're not going anywhere until you've repaid your debt to me~"

"Debt— what? When? What the hell did I do—?"

"Oh, peaches, you're so naive. You stole something very precious from me, something I can never get back."

"It's your heart. (aawww...) I've heard this a million times. You ruin the vibe, babe. Always."

"Hehe, I ruined that pretty pu—"

"HAHA. HAAAAA."