#lego monkie kid incorrect quotes

[autism-autobot]

Nezha: Fool me once, shame on you.

Nezha: Fool me twice, shame on me.

*turns to Wukong*

Nezha: Fool me three times then FUCK YOU!

[incorrect-quotes-lobby]

Red Son: If you want my advice-

Mei: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your boyfriend. Multiple times.

Red Son: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he's also tried to kill me.

MK: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

[mythicalmagical-monkeyman]

MK: Hey guys I was thinking of asking Red Son out on a date but I need some advise first Wukong: No, trust me you do not want to be in a relationship they are nothing but pain and hard ship. Macaque: *whacks him* Wukong: See! MK: *Turns to Pigsy* Please tell me you have some useful advice? Pigsy: Look kid just because I'm dating Tang does not mean I know how

[ryemiffie]

More stuff from my day as lmk incorrect quotes:

Mk: That's right! You thought I wasn't a genius but in truth, I'm actually much smarter than you!

Azure: Oh my gods, you were actually three steps ahead this whole time, weren't you?

Mk: Yep! I was three steps ahead the whole time and you didn't notice!

Azure: Damn it!

Mk: Mhm, though there was a bit where I tripped and then I was actually three steps behind but I quickly covered it up by tripping you and laughing so hard at your fall, so that you wouldn't notice I had actually tripped first and I had just fallen over literally nothing, like there was nothing there at all I just sorta fell, honestly Pigsy is always saying I have some sort of balance issue and I'm starting to think he's right.

Azure: ...

Azure: Are we still talking about your master plan?

Mk: Master plan? Sure we can talk about that, what's the master plan?

Azure: ..no it's.. It's supposed to be your master plan.

Mk: What? I thought we were talking about when I fell over, ya' know, like two minutes ago, over there?

Azure: ..I didn't even notice you had fallen when we were over there.

Mk: Exactly! Because I was actually three steps ahead-!

Azure: Oh for fuck sake!

[thattripleabattery]

Monkey king: hey macaque, can I borrow 5000$?

Macaque: why the hell do you need 5000$

Monkey king: for an escape room

Macaque:what kind of escape room costs 5000$

Monkey king:

Monkey king (under the mountain): …. Jail

[maidenofthecloud]

Sun wukong: are you okay?

Macaque, who's been laying awake in bed staring at him for 30 minutes: God yeah.

[thechildbesuffering]

MK: Monkey King, we're coming to help! Macaque: Oh, is that your successor? Wukong: Yeah? Macaque: Imma kill it. Wukong: Don't you do it Macaque: Imma do it. Wukong: Don't you do it...- *Macaque moves in to attack MK.* Wukong: DAMMIT-

[weaverpop]

More Incorrect Lionsword Quotes

Mei, teasingly: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Jing, flatly: I'm a knife.

Azure, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

[xiao-zhen]

Reborn for Revenge Incorrect Quotes #1 ☆

Xiaozhen: Can you please just apologize to Jinzha for purposefully pressing his buttons?

Macaque: Fine, but I have to warn you that this may make me a nicer, better person, and that is not who you fell in love with.

Macaque: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet?

Jinzha: Why?

Macaque: I want to wander around playing it to annoy Xiaozhen.

Jinzha: Technically, you don’t actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that.

Macaque: Jinzha, you have opened my eyes.

Macaque: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Jinzha’

Xiaozhen: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

Xiaozhen: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Xiaozhen: Macaque is still mad about it, but me and Jinzha were drunk and thought it was funny.

[somewhat-insane]

Recently I got my sister into LEGO Monkie Kid. As a result, we started writing fanfiction together. (Which is honestly the most we've bonded in her entire life.) While we were talking about the Freenoodles fanfiction we're writing, we came up with this scene/incorrect quote thing:

Tang (reading at the counter): Pigsy... what are we?

Pigsy (pauses making noodles): What?

Tang: What are we? Y'know, like, friends... more than friends...

Pigsy: ...

Tang: ...

Pigsy: Tang, we sleep in the same bed, what do you think we are?

[autism-autobot]

SWK: *playing with his cloud* Who's the goodest cloudy baby? You are! Yes, you are!

Cloud: *yip* *yip* *bark*

MK: Wow, he really likes that, doesn't he?

SWK: Actually, bud, the cloud is an it/they.

MK: Really? How can you tell?

SWK: ...

SWK: It's a cloud...

SWK: Clouds don't... have gender.

MK: ... oh.

[incorrect-quotes-lobby]

Red Son: Come on, Mei. Nobody actually believes that MK is in love with me.

Mei, to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that MK is helplessly in love with Red Son.

*Everyone raises their hand*

Red Son: MK, put your hand down.

[mythicalmagical-monkeyman]

MK: Oh no.

Wukong: What's wrong?

MK: An angry boyfriend is coming towards us.

Wukong: Uh... Mine or yours?

MK: Does it really matter?

Wukong: Well, if it's Red Son we might... no actually we're dead either way.

[ryemiffie]

Even more quotes from my day as lmk incorrect quotes:

Mk: Are you itemizing me right now?

Red Son: ...

Red Son: You mean objectifying??!

Mk: Same thing.

Red Son: No, it is not! Not even close!

[sunflowerandstrawberryspice]

LMK Characters as Things My Friends Have Said

(This is all for the haha sillies remember that please! Also yes I am reusing some quotes from my Ninjago series but like... what ever)

Mk: Oh has this become and enemies to lovers plot! Red Son: No this is an enemies to enemies plot!

Mei: Anarchy? I love anarchy!

Monkie King: I hate reading, it's what gave me dyslexia Mk: That's not at all how it works!

Pigsy @ Mei and Mk: Don't eat food off the floor!

Mk: My biggest accomplishment is not being a leash child! A very tired Tang: That's because we didn't know where to get one

Monkie king recounting some weird story: Yeah he was a sinner and not a god cause he was probably my twin brother

Tang: The only thing that can save me now is some goddamn cherry Kool-Aid Mei: Or death! Tang: Or death that works to!

Mk: I think I haha funny-ed a little to hard

Macaque: My eyeliner isn't gay enough to go out in public yet

Tang: If I dislocate my limbs again can I get out of doing this?

Sandy: I brought Capri-suns for everyone!

Mk: Sorry I ate my original gender in the womb so I got a new one

Red Son: I left my gender at home today

Tang/Mk: I found my old fanart from when I was 12 and I cringed so hard I went back in time just to slap that bitch

Mk: When the ADHD get's a little to not funky

Macaque/Monkie King: There's probably some emotional trauma I'm ignoring but we're not talking about that

Mei: I've got my sexy juice Red Son: That's water Mei: Staying hydrated is sexy as hell

Mk: I set the microwave on fire once when I was 7 and now no one trusts me to even cook an egg

Tang: Social cues! More like social death, for me specifically!

Pigsy: I've stopped telling people not to do things because they'll either do the thing or something 10 times dumber

Mei: Women are way prettier to look at then men

Mk: I think you need a license to be considered a natural disaster

[maidenofthecloud]

Red son: why don't you back off my boyfriend?

Stranger: I don't see your name on him.

Red son: *aggressively whips out marker*

Mk: 0////0