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autism-autobot · 3 months ago
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Ao Lie: Your elemental power is: ✨️GREEN✨️
Mei: I'm sorry, what was that?
Ao Lie: ✨️GREEN✨️
Mei: Okay, so, just to recap...
Mei: Ice (Macaque temporarily)
Mei: Water (Sandy)
Mei: Earth (Sun Wukong)
Mei: Fire (Red Son)
Mei: Lightning (MK: "a lightning button")
Mei: and...
Ao Lie: ✨️GREEN✨️
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incorrect-quotes-lobby · 5 months ago
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Red Son: If you want my advice-
Mei: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your boyfriend. Multiple times.
Red Son: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he's also tried to kill me.
MK: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.
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mythicalmagical-monkeyman · 2 years ago
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MK: Hey guys I was thinking of asking Red Son out on a date but I need some advise first Wukong: No, trust me you do not want to be in a relationship they are nothing but pain and hard ship. Macaque: *whacks him* Wukong: See! MK: *Turns to Pigsy* Please tell me you have some useful advice? Pigsy: Look kid just because I'm dating Tang does not mean I know how
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ryemiffie · 5 months ago
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More stuff from my day as lmk incorrect quotes:
Mk: That's right! You thought I wasn't a genius but in truth, I'm actually much smarter than you!
Azure: Oh my gods, you were actually three steps ahead this whole time, weren't you?
Mk: Yep! I was three steps ahead the whole time and you didn't notice!
Azure: Damn it!
Mk: Mhm, though there was a bit where I tripped and then I was actually three steps behind but I quickly covered it up by tripping you and laughing so hard at your fall, so that you wouldn't notice I had actually tripped first and I had just fallen over literally nothing, like there was nothing there at all I just sorta fell, honestly Pigsy is always saying I have some sort of balance issue and I'm starting to think he's right.
Azure: ...
Azure: Are we still talking about your master plan?
Mk: Master plan? Sure we can talk about that, what's the master plan?
Azure: ..no it's.. It's supposed to be your master plan.
Mk: What? I thought we were talking about when I fell over, ya' know, like two minutes ago, over there?
Azure: ..I didn't even notice you had fallen when we were over there.
Mk: Exactly! Because I was actually three steps ahead-!
Azure: Oh for fuck sake!
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thattripleabattery · 1 year ago
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Monkey king: hey macaque, can I borrow 5000$?
Macaque: why the hell do you need 5000$
Monkey king: for an escape room
Macaque:what kind of escape room costs 5000$
Monkey king:
Monkey king (under the mountain): …. Jail
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weaverpop · 2 months ago
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More incorrect Lotusnoodle quotes!
(Mid battle)
Nezha: This is a bad idea.
Mk: Then why are you coming along?
Nezha: Someone has to get your injured ass home.
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maidenofthecloud · 11 months ago
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Sun wukong: are you okay?
Macaque, who's been laying awake in bed staring at him for 30 minutes: God yeah.
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thechildbesuffering · 1 year ago
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MK: Monkey King, we're coming to help! Macaque: Oh, is that your successor? Wukong: Yeah? Macaque: Imma kill it. Wukong: Don't you do it Macaque: Imma do it. Wukong: Don't you do it...- *Macaque moves in to attack MK.* Wukong: DAMMIT-
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xiao-zhen · 3 months ago
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Reborn for Revenge Incorrect Quotes #1 ☆
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Xiaozhen: Can you please just apologize to Jinzha for purposefully pressing his buttons?
Macaque: Fine, but I have to warn you that this may make me a nicer, better person, and that is not who you fell in love with.
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Macaque: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet?
Jinzha: Why?
Macaque: I want to wander around playing it to annoy Xiaozhen.
Jinzha: Technically, you don’t actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that.
Macaque: Jinzha, you have opened my eyes.
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Macaque: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Jinzha’
Xiaozhen: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*
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Xiaozhen: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Xiaozhen: Macaque is still mad about it, but me and Jinzha were drunk and thought it was funny.
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somewhat-insane · 1 year ago
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Recently I got my sister into LEGO Monkie Kid. As a result, we started writing fanfiction together. (Which is honestly the most we've bonded in her entire life.) While we were talking about the Freenoodles fanfiction we're writing, we came up with this scene/incorrect quote thing:
Tang (reading at the counter): Pigsy... what are we?
Pigsy (pauses making noodles): What?
Tang: What are we? Y'know, like, friends... more than friends...
Pigsy: ...
Tang: ...
Pigsy: Tang, we sleep in the same bed, what do you think we are?
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autism-autobot · 6 months ago
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Nezha: Fool me once, shame on you.
Nezha: Fool me twice, shame on me.
*turns to Wukong*
Nezha: Fool me three times then FUCK YOU!
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incorrect-quotes-lobby · 5 months ago
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Red Son: Come on, Mei. Nobody actually believes that MK is in love with me.
Mei, to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that MK is helplessly in love with Red Son.
*Everyone raises their hand*
Red Son: MK, put your hand down.
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mythicalmagical-monkeyman · 2 years ago
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MK: Oh no.
Wukong: What's wrong?
MK: An angry boyfriend is coming towards us.
Wukong: Uh... Mine or yours?
MK: Does it really matter?
Wukong: Well, if it's Red Son we might... no actually we're dead either way.
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ryemiffie · 5 months ago
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Even more quotes from my day as lmk incorrect quotes:
Mk: Are you itemizing me right now?
Red Son: ...
Red Son: You mean objectifying??!
Mk: Same thing.
Red Son: No, it is not! Not even close!
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LMK Characters as Things My Friends Have Said
(This is all for the haha sillies remember that please! Also yes I am reusing some quotes from my Ninjago series but like... what ever)
Mk: Oh has this become and enemies to lovers plot! Red Son: No this is an enemies to enemies plot!
Mei: Anarchy? I love anarchy!
Monkie King: I hate reading, it's what gave me dyslexia Mk: That's not at all how it works!
Pigsy @ Mei and Mk: Don't eat food off the floor!
Mk: My biggest accomplishment is not being a leash child! A very tired Tang: That's because we didn't know where to get one
Monkie king recounting some weird story: Yeah he was a sinner and not a god cause he was probably my twin brother
Tang: The only thing that can save me now is some goddamn cherry Kool-Aid Mei: Or death! Tang: Or death that works to!
Mk: I think I haha funny-ed a little to hard
Macaque: My eyeliner isn't gay enough to go out in public yet
Tang: If I dislocate my limbs again can I get out of doing this?
Sandy: I brought Capri-suns for everyone!
Mk: Sorry I ate my original gender in the womb so I got a new one
Red Son: I left my gender at home today
Tang/Mk: I found my old fanart from when I was 12 and I cringed so hard I went back in time just to slap that bitch
Mk: When the ADHD get's a little to not funky
Macaque/Monkie King: There's probably some emotional trauma I'm ignoring but we're not talking about that
Mei: I've got my sexy juice Red Son: That's water Mei: Staying hydrated is sexy as hell
Mk: I set the microwave on fire once when I was 7 and now no one trusts me to even cook an egg
Tang: Social cues! More like social death, for me specifically!
Pigsy: I've stopped telling people not to do things because they'll either do the thing or something 10 times dumber
Mei: Women are way prettier to look at then men
Mk: I think you need a license to be considered a natural disaster
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weaverpop · 1 month ago
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More Incorrect Lionsword Quotes
Mei, teasingly: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Jing, flatly: I'm a knife.
Azure, from across the room: They're the little spoon.
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