#pif x dbk

[luxthestrange]

LMK Incorrect quotes#98 Husbands

Y/n: I make out with Macaque? He's fine. I kiss him on the nose? He's a mess

Y/n: I slap Wukong's on the ass? He doesn't care, I hold his hand and kiss his knuckles? He's inconsolable-

Y/n: Why does simple affection break them? I do not know-

PIF*Hums drinking tea beside you*My husband is the same...I slam him into a wall and have my way with him? he is fine but if I grab his face and nuzzle my forehead against his?...Oh, he drops to his knees and won't look me in the eyes for hours!

[fangirlingpuggle]

Very dumb Spicynoodles or Chimerashipping AU/ fic prompt where DBK figures out Red is in love way before anyone else.

DBK seeing MK or Mei and MK beat Red Son, and gets flashbacks to attacking heaven and getting his ass kicked by PIF and is just like ‘Oh FUCK where going to SWK as an in law oh god’

Just like Red going through crisis of betraying family for love and that his parents will be so angry, all the while DBK is just wondering ‘what’s taking Red so long to make a move? If his son gets rejected he is going to fucking destroy that entire city’

Bonus: PIF finding out

PIF: How can you be ok with him falling in love with those peasants marrying that simians successor?

DBK: I suppose because I can understand

PIF:...what?

DBK: Getting defeated and realizing that the person who has defeated you has stolen your heart, is not only the most powerful force you ever seen physically but has emotionally won the war in your heart in a single blow.

PIF:...

PIF: flattery will get you everywhere my love

PIF: I really did kick the shit out of you didn’t I

DBK: Oh gods you destroyed me pretty sure you were still doing it even when the battle was over.... how could I not fall hopelessly in love with you

Bonus Bonus:

RS: Mother Father I am in love.

DBK:...Yes we know

RS:...what?

PIF: your the last one to know darling by the way we have all the wedding preparations done so kidnap them quickly will you i don’t want Sun Wukong have time to try meddling with my seating chart.

RS:...

RS: what?

[heatsu]

I've been making those keychains for a while now but I've never made one for myself before soo

Here they are !! I love them so much ghhrrr

[phoenixeclipse-lmkau]

So, I have a thought about Spirit;

Spirit: This is my fabulous sister, Queen of Flower Fruit Mountain.

Reader: (waves)

Spirit: and these are her lame, don't deserve her, pathetic husbands.

Wukong & Macaque: hey now-

Like, Spirit taking advantage of being Reader's sister to be the most annoying in-law she can

Yaasss!! If and when the dust settles and if Reader actually accepts them. Yes this would totally happen, heck I can see so many scenarios where she would be like this.

Spirit does NOT like the two monkey demons who stole her sister away. The sheer number of times she will try to get her sister back is astounding.

Heck, she'd be like this even with MK. Since Reader is PROBABLY going to adopt him. Spirit would be the cool aunt who gives him anything he wants. Especially since she is not good with knowing what they actually need.

Anyways I love this idea sooo-

.....

The room was filled with demons and celestials alike, many coming to Flower Fruit Mountain in hopes of becoming allies or at least making sure they wouldn't be harmed by the Monkey King and his Warrior. Others simply came to meet the new Queen they have taken.

Sun Wukong and The Six Eared Macaque were very well known to keep everyone they can away from their new mate. News had spread like wildfire at the news of the two taking on a mortal human woman as their mate. A few didn’t believe it others believed that this would be a great way to finding a weakness between the monkey king and his warrior. Some even speculated that one of them had cheated on the other, however none of that was true.

The room was filled with demons and celestials alike, many coming to Flower Fruit Mountain in hopes of becoming allies or at least making sure they wouldn't be harmed by the Monkey King and his Warrior. Others simply came to meet the new Queen they have taken.

Many glanced around trying to locate the only human within the midst and finally they did. A young maiden, dressed in a long dark red hanfu with vibrant gold embroidered throughout the fabric. Roses decorated your hair along with jewels that dangled beautifully around your head and through your hair.

Some attempted to approach you but all were sent away by the small monkey demoness that accompanied you. A dark furred one with floating hair and light grey eyes. The one known as Spirit, the daughter of one of the Monkey Kings generals. The only ones able to get closer were your husbands who were willing to just scoop you up into their arms.

Both monkey kings had increased their size while the festivities were taking place.

“Brother!” Sun Wukong loudly called out when none other than the Demon Bull King walked into the ballroom.

You felt a shiver run down your spine at the sheer sight of the mighty and huge demon before you. It was absolutely terrifying to see someone so huge. Your attention however was turned away to someone else. A woman with long black hair and deep black eyes, she was watching the Demon Bull King like a hawk. But then turned her attention to you.

“Hello, you must be the woman everyone has been speaking of,” She spoke elegantly as she walked up to you gracefully.

Spirit immediately bared her teeth and growled at her, “What do you want?”

“I merely wished to speak with the new Queen of the Mountian. My name is Princess Iron Fan, and yours?” Her eyes watched you calmly though they narrowed slightly as she waited for a response.

You didn’t know why she approached you, she was a celestial who had nothing to do with you. And if she was anything like they show which you weren’t sure if you should trust her. In fact based on everything you knew, you shouldn’t trust her.

“Reader, her name is Reader MY Fabulous and wonderful SISTER, The Queen of Flower Fruit Mountain,” Spirit answered for you, emphasizing the fact that you were siblings, sworn siblings but details. You also noticed how she spoke about you being Queen rather bitterly which wasn’t really surprising.

You waved awkwardly unsure of what to do when you felt two familiar presences behind you. Turning slightly you noticed your two husbands arrive, Wukong wearing his usual smirk and Macaque narrowing his eyes at the woman before them.

“And these are Readers completely useless, lame, and don’t deserve her pathetic husbands,” Spirit said smugly.

“Excuse me what did you just say?” Wukong growled but before attacking he was held back by his husband as Reader pulled Spirit to her side and sending him a stern look. Even while she shook with some fear.

So in tern yes Spirit will be the most annoying sister-in-law that these two monkey demons will ever have. Especially because she is the only in-law that they currently have. The reason for this is simple too, Sun Wukong and The Six Eared Macaque don’t have any ‘real’ family other than the monkeys on the mountain. All of which were all for them getting together and they all knew both of them before they got together. So they weren’t trying to learn about new people.

Thank you so much for this ask!! I greatly enjoy seeing people liking my content!

[sublieu]

How each different demon/god would react to you touching a sensitive spot on their back.

Immediately perks up when your fingers reach their tail/patella/lower backside

Azure, Wukong, Pigsy, Kui Mulang, Redson, Mk Yin, Syntax, Sandy, Tang, Ao Lie, Scorpion Queen

"Hey! We're in front of people...."

"I don't care :)"

"Can't this wait till we get home?"

"No."

Tries to ignore it but fails miserably

Dbk, Jin, Peng, Macaque, Nezha, Spider Queen, Huntsman, Mayor, Wukong

"Y/n..leave it alone"

"But why? :("

"You already know why"

":("

"I said no"

No response (is trying to hard not to fuck you in front of a massive crowd)

Mei, Yellowtusk, Pif, Lbd, Dbk, Pigsy, Ao Bing

"..."

"Aren't you gonna respond?"

"... Fuckin tease"

"Did you say something?"

"Your saving grace is because a crowd is watching us"

":)"

[sleepy8]

DBK found the little intruder

[exiledsundew]

So I got really into Lego Monkie Kid Please follow if you wish for more lmk fanart, I will be making more

[zellia-rambles]

Hey bud, share your LEGO ships 👁️👁️ (this isn’t a threat don’t worry)

Alright! (Also hi I guess)

Lmk :

Dragonfruit

Ironbull

Dreamzzz :

GuitarPaint

BeastlyPerfection

FantasyTech (it's called that in the shipping wiki so..)

Lullaby

Might also update this soon Ig..

[shining-astrophxle]

Verity hiiii, yipee!!!!! First request :DDD

Can you do PIF and daddy big knockers with a demon reader as an s/o with electrokinesis powers :)?

Princess Iron Fan & Demon Bull King with a demon! s/o with electrokinesis

hello glitches >:3, i did headcanons bc that felt better for this. thank you for revealing that we call dbk daddy big knockers. i hope you enjoy!

How you met the couple seems to remain a mystery to everyone but you three.

You didn’t have a necessarily negative or positive introduction to them, sure you’d /heard/ of them. Who hasn’t at least heard of the Demon Bull Family?

Originally you were a localized demon to a particular village known for its harsh weather. Weather caused by you and your ‘peers’.

While your peers held abilities viewed as more powerful, the villagers still feared your lightning. However, your strength was considered weaker than the others due to the minimal additions it added.

This continued, it probably would have gone on forever until humans began to evolve. Growing past their huts

Soon technology came to exist, causing your peers to frown. The villagers were learning how to defend themselves from the weather. Yet this new technology intrigued you.

Electricity became commonplace, something that revealed the strength you were unaware of. The currents lighting the spark in your soul, letting you cause more problems.

This change in strength caused a split between you and your peers, they found this sudden change in powers… unnatural.

So they tossed you out of the group.

It wasn’t easy to lose the only home you’d known, the only… family? That wasn’t right, they were more like coworkers.

So you were alone, traveling looking for a place where your powers would be beneficial. 

You were found by a certain fire demon after accidentally reactivating a bull clone you’d found, through the yelling you understood ‘Demon Bull Prince’

Ah. Shit.

You were expecting to be killed for trespassing, or even worse tortured! Yet here you found yourself working as a free battery pack for the family, helping the currents circulate properly.

Red Son appeared to benefit from your abilities more than his mother, yet Princess Iron Fan was no stranger to you.

She seemed suspicious of your intentions, yet over the hundreds of years, she’d grown to realize you… just enjoyed having a place that needed you.

It meant you became a normal part of both individuals' lives. 

You still can’t understand why they brought you along to free the Demon Bull King, his narrowed eyes on your far smaller form caused you to tense up.

Cue the kid who stole the staff, you attempting to fight and failing. 

The first week of the Demon Bull King being freed made your life tense again, feeling like you had to watch your every move.

Unknown to you, Princess Iron Fan had explained your reason for staying with them. Something about the way she vouched for you must have made something settle in his mind.

…

Months flew by and you found both DBK and PIF calling for your services more often than not, even tasks that didn’t require your powers. Sometimes even just calling for your presence.

Along with this, you’d become a kind of sparring partner for the young prince. Your electrokinesis allowing you some form of heat resistance, making you a good pair for his fire.

It was only once this all had become normal that it clicked, you weren’t being treated like a servant anymore. You were being treated closer to an equal of sorts…

Then it happened.

You’d been called into the couples’ bedroom, with them requesting to start a relationship with you. 

Both of them.

Needless to say, you panicked as you had to redirect the electricity back to their room, accidentally causing it to go out from shock.

You still aren’t allowed to live that down.

The relationship itself was… nice. The affection was kept mostly behind closed doors, the most being shown in public was the pet names here and there.

Though Red Son did not seem very fond of you joining them for family dinners, nor fond of your closeness to his parents. However, he could suck it up.

[docwritesshit]

ayo if you don't mind can we get a part two as well too the requst I asked :)

Yes you may! Shorter one this time tho

Part one here

Redson x Sis!Reader Angst Part 2!

To be completely honest, you weren’t sure your bribe gift would have worked to get Reds out of his workshop.

Sure, plutonium wasn’t the easiest get, and she knew that, but you were still nervous that they would still ignore it.

That was until the new book in the series you’ve been obsessed with showed up on your bed with a new metal bookmark tucked in it.

And so began the very very slow process of leaving each other little thing’s until Redson finally slugged out of the workshop to join you all for dinner. Demon Bull King was very pleased, and started chatting to Reds about his new project.

When it was all said and done, Princess Iron Fang insisted you both clean up. She used the excuse that the kitchen Bull Bots needed maintenance, so here you both were washing and drying dishes.

Redson tapped your shoulder first, face downcast.

“.. I apologize for snapping at you. You’re a grown woman who can make her own choices and decisions. Im sorry for not having faith in you,” He muttered. You smiled softly, shaking your head.

“And I’m sorry for being nonchalant about it. You’re my brother, and I should have let you know. I’ll be more clear next time. And I’m sorry for my words.”

His lips tilted upwards, taking his hand away and shaking it off.

“Great, now can we please agree to never speak of this again? Emotions are much more complex than automatons and that’s all I have in me for least half a century”

You laughed, swatting him with a towel.

“Deal”

[obsessivelycartoonish]

Some commissions i got to do for @/Chaotic_Idol on twt of their oc Wen with PIF and DBK✨

[luxthestrange]

LMK Incorrect quotes#28 Moronsexuals

PIF: When you love someone, you try not to notice their stupidity even though it's killing you from the inside~

Y/n: I love how you say "not to notice" instead of "you don't see"

PIF: Because technically, my dear friend, we're not blind... We love them, but we're not blind

Y/n: Yep

Wukong & DBK: ...

Wukong: Damn, Best wishes to the people they're talking about...

DBK: Yeah, Same with you too

PIF and You being the BIGGEST Moronsexuals...

[fangirlingpuggle]

So, another LMK fic prompt for spicynoodles (Also Chimerashipping)

PIF watching Red Son and MK fight and being like ‘why is this…familiar?’ only to release that she recognises the conflicted look on MK’s face because she remembers being on the other side against a demon and falling in love and being conflicted about feelings.

She wants to be angry because no way this brat is not good enough for red, he’s a thief, he’s Sun Wukongs successor, SUN FUCKING WUKONG IS BASICALLY HIS DAD. Nope! No way! We are not having him as an in law!

Except she keeps watching the battles and keeps getting nostalgic and relating way too much with MK, and the sees Red enjoying spending time with him and decides fuck it.

You know what I had that annoying good guy faze once I’m sure he’ll get over it and Red likes him, plus if he marries into our family then we do technically still possess Wukongs staff… so win-win.  

Just PIF being overly supportive and sure MK will grow out his good guy faze in a few hundred years or so, they’ve got time.

Just DBK and Red Son doing their dramatic villain speeches while MK and PIF just watch their idiots be dramatic with heart eyes.

BONUS Chimerashipping

Where PIF also sees Mei giving the heart eyes to RS and like ‘Two heroes…. Honestly kind of impressed well done son’

Also, her seeing Mei with controlling family/expectations and instantly relating due to heavenly court and is just like ‘Welcome to the family’ instantly.

[novelcain]

Y'all got me thinking so hard abt mafia wukong I'm dropping. Some things I've thought of in the last like five minutes for your viewing pleasure LOL feel free to ignore me or delete this I am running off like two hours of sleep

-Wukong probably holds an annual sort of, dinner for those serving directly under him. It's probably a night for information to be passed around, big terf reports to be given, that kind of thing. Only the ones that answer directly to him are invited, the ones directly under him in the hierarchy, so probably like, the DBK family if they're involved, Macaque, his inner circle, so to speak. I imagine it's held in a restaurant on their terf, or that they have control over, so it's only them being served that night.

- At these dinners everyone has a set seat. The seat to Wukong's left is always for MK and the seat to his right is always for Reader. Bad things happen if you mess with those seats!

- And gods help you when Wukong has a little too much wine to drink! He's handsy when he's stone cold sober, he's even worse when he's tipsy and/or drunk. I imagine him placing Reader in his lap at some point in the night, running his hands over every bit of them he can, leaning his cheek against their shoulder. Everyone has kind of learned to keep their mouths shut, but eventually someone is gonna have something they need to say and he's not even going to look away from Reader, carrying a conversation with his underling all while keeping his attention on Reader

- Oohhh when dinner is over and work is out of the way, it's relaxing time, everyone gets to mingle and enjoy music and drinks and to just lounge around in this space that's been procured for the meeting. Wukong makes Reader dance with him! The music is something soft and slow, sensual, and he takes them by the hand and sways to the music.

- Eventually the night comes to a close and everyone disperses. Wukong gets a little TOO handsy w Reader on the way home. Teehee.

Respectfully, anon. I refuse to ignore this as it is some delicious brain food you have given me~ 😌

First, I can't get out of my head how utterly embarrassed MK would be seeing his adoptive dad getting handsy with who he's beginning to see as his mother figure. All the while, his friends Mei and Red Son, the heirs to the Dragon of the West Triad and the Demon Bull Family Triad respectively, are teasing his and making fun of him for it. Tho Red Son shuts up about it later when his mom and dad start getting a little too drunk to keep their hands to themselves too.

I also think that with specific seating arrangements he has a special table that he likes more than all the others. I like to imagine that the business that they go to is Pigsy's Place. A restaurant that Wukong has been going to for at least a century and has been laundering money through since he helped Pigsy go from a noodle shop that he stumbled into one night at 3am while he was drunk to a full blown 5 star comfort food restaurant that's constantly booked.

Now to what you're all here for~

You've know this monkey for a while now and you know that once he starts to drink it's inevitable that he goes from his usual casual passing touches to practically dry humping you in front of everyone

Ffs the man has his hand up your dress!

You get so flustered and try to feed him food and water to help him sober up but he just keeps getting his hands on more alcohol and somehow even gets you to drink a bit as well

You two definitely end up getting frisky in the limo ride back

Mk saw that coming after jumping out the window the last time because his dad got so drunk that he forgot his son was still in the damn car and went home in Macaque's car, which Mk is driving because Macaque is past out in the passenger's seat after having a drinking contest with DBK. The winner of which was unclear.

[yznerpoo]

Did something for my lovely Hóngyùn Xu with the canon characters.

Also put some short texts about what she thinks about them🫶 a bit of Oc x canon btw (AKA Inkymelon✒️🍈)

Template from @/w3b.lmk.

give credits if you wanna use it🫶

[sublieu]

Random Thirst headcanons

"Just being held in someone's lap as you kiss their soft lips, Both of you getting needier and messier as you moan in the kiss, unaware or not really caring as whether or not someone could be watching you as you grind on the other's lap, drooling, tongue sucking, whimpering, and making each other's lips bruise before pulling away. Hearing them whisper something in your ear"

"I'll deal with you later"

-Nezha, Redson, Syntax, Huang, Peng, Huntsman, Mayor, Mei Sandy, Yin, Macaque, Dbk

"Having slow, sensual kisses as one groped the other, moaning passionately as you press your thigh against their pants, their hands groping your butt as they press you against the wall, their nimble hands roaming under your shirt to play with your breasts before whispering in your ear."

"Just give me a minute"

-Jin, Mk, Wukong, Azure, Scorpion queen, Spider queen, P.I.F, Tang