#pif x dbk

[luxthestrange]

LMK Incorrect quotes#98 Husbands

Y/n: I make out with Macaque? He's fine. I kiss him on the nose? He's a mess

Y/n: I slap Wukong's on the ass? He doesn't care, I hold his hand and kiss his knuckles? He's inconsolable-

Y/n: Why does simple affection break them? I do not know-

PIF*Hums drinking tea beside you*My husband is the same...I slam him into a wall and have my way with him? he is fine but if I grab his face and nuzzle my forehead against his?...Oh, he drops to his knees and won't look me in the eyes for hours!

[heatsu]

I've been making those keychains for a while now but I've never made one for myself before soo

Here they are !! I love them so much ghhrrr

[angstandhappiness]

LMAO YES

Very dumb Spicynoodles or Chimerashipping AU/ fic prompt where DBK figures out Red is in love way before anyone else.

DBK seeing MK or Mei and MK beat Red Son, and gets flashbacks to attacking heaven and getting his ass kicked by PIF and is just like ‘Oh FUCK where going to SWK as an in law oh god’

Just like Red going through crisis of betraying family for love and that his parents will be so angry, all the while DBK is just wondering ‘what’s taking Red so long to make a move? If his son gets rejected he is going to fucking destroy that entire city’

Bonus: PIF finding out

PIF: How can you be ok with him falling in love with those peasants marrying that simians successor?

DBK: I suppose because I can understand

PIF:…what?

DBK: Getting defeated and realizing that the person who has defeated you has stolen your heart, is not only the most powerful force you ever seen physically but has emotionally won the war in your heart in a single blow.

PIF:…

PIF: flattery will get you everywhere my love

PIF: I really did kick the shit out of you didn’t I

DBK: Oh gods you destroyed me pretty sure you were still doing it even when the battle was over…. how could I not fall hopelessly in love with you

Bonus Bonus:

RS: Mother Father I am in love.

DBK:…Yes we know

RS:…what?

PIF: your the last one to know darling by the way we have all the wedding preparations done so kidnap them quickly will you i don’t want Sun Wukong have time to try meddling with my seating chart.

RS:…

RS: what?

[phoenixeclipse-lmkau]

So, I have a thought about Spirit;

Spirit: This is my fabulous sister, Queen of Flower Fruit Mountain.

Reader: (waves)

Spirit: and these are her lame, don't deserve her, pathetic husbands.

Wukong & Macaque: hey now-

Like, Spirit taking advantage of being Reader's sister to be the most annoying in-law she can

Yaasss!! If and when the dust settles and if Reader actually accepts them. Yes this would totally happen, heck I can see so many scenarios where she would be like this.

Spirit does NOT like the two monkey demons who stole her sister away. The sheer number of times she will try to get her sister back is astounding.

Heck, she'd be like this even with MK. Since Reader is PROBABLY going to adopt him. Spirit would be the cool aunt who gives him anything he wants. Especially since she is not good with knowing what they actually need.

Anyways I love this idea sooo-

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The room was filled with demons and celestials alike, many coming to Flower Fruit Mountain in hopes of becoming allies or at least making sure they wouldn't be harmed by the Monkey King and his Warrior. Others simply came to meet the new Queen they have taken.

Sun Wukong and The Six Eared Macaque were very well known to keep everyone they can away from their new mate. News had spread like wildfire at the news of the two taking on a mortal human woman as their mate. A few didn’t believe it others believed that this would be a great way to finding a weakness between the monkey king and his warrior. Some even speculated that one of them had cheated on the other, however none of that was true.

The room was filled with demons and celestials alike, many coming to Flower Fruit Mountain in hopes of becoming allies or at least making sure they wouldn't be harmed by the Monkey King and his Warrior. Others simply came to meet the new Queen they have taken.

Many glanced around trying to locate the only human within the midst and finally they did. A young maiden, dressed in a long dark red hanfu with vibrant gold embroidered throughout the fabric. Roses decorated your hair along with jewels that dangled beautifully around your head and through your hair.

Some attempted to approach you but all were sent away by the small monkey demoness that accompanied you. A dark furred one with floating hair and light grey eyes. The one known as Spirit, the daughter of one of the Monkey Kings generals. The only ones able to get closer were your husbands who were willing to just scoop you up into their arms.

Both monkey kings had increased their size while the festivities were taking place.

“Brother!” Sun Wukong loudly called out when none other than the Demon Bull King walked into the ballroom.

You felt a shiver run down your spine at the sheer sight of the mighty and huge demon before you. It was absolutely terrifying to see someone so huge. Your attention however was turned away to someone else. A woman with long black hair and deep black eyes, she was watching the Demon Bull King like a hawk. But then turned her attention to you.

“Hello, you must be the woman everyone has been speaking of,” She spoke elegantly as she walked up to you gracefully.

Spirit immediately bared her teeth and growled at her, “What do you want?”

“I merely wished to speak with the new Queen of the Mountian. My name is Princess Iron Fan, and yours?” Her eyes watched you calmly though they narrowed slightly as she waited for a response.

You didn’t know why she approached you, she was a celestial who had nothing to do with you. And if she was anything like they show which you weren’t sure if you should trust her. In fact based on everything you knew, you shouldn’t trust her.

“Reader, her name is Reader MY Fabulous and wonderful SISTER, The Queen of Flower Fruit Mountain,” Spirit answered for you, emphasizing the fact that you were siblings, sworn siblings but details. You also noticed how she spoke about you being Queen rather bitterly which wasn’t really surprising.

You waved awkwardly unsure of what to do when you felt two familiar presences behind you. Turning slightly you noticed your two husbands arrive, Wukong wearing his usual smirk and Macaque narrowing his eyes at the woman before them.

“And these are Readers completely useless, lame, and don’t deserve her pathetic husbands,” Spirit said smugly.

“Excuse me what did you just say?” Wukong growled but before attacking he was held back by his husband as Reader pulled Spirit to her side and sending him a stern look. Even while she shook with some fear.

So in tern yes Spirit will be the most annoying sister-in-law that these two monkey demons will ever have. Especially because she is the only in-law that they currently have. The reason for this is simple too, Sun Wukong and The Six Eared Macaque don’t have any ‘real’ family other than the monkeys on the mountain. All of which were all for them getting together and they all knew both of them before they got together. So they weren’t trying to learn about new people.

Thank you so much for this ask!! I greatly enjoy seeing people liking my content!

[exiledsundew]

So I got really into Lego Monkie Kid Please follow if you wish for more lmk fanart, I will be making more

[sublieu]

How each different demon/god would react to you touching a sensitive spot on their back.

Immediately perks up when your fingers reach their tail/patella/lower backside

Azure, Wukong, Pigsy, Kui Mulang, Redson, Mk Yin, Syntax, Sandy, Tang, Ao Lie, Scorpion Queen

"Hey! We're in front of people...."

"I don't care :)"

"Can't this wait till we get home?"

"No."

Tries to ignore it but fails miserably

Dbk, Jin, Peng, Macaque, Nezha, Spider Queen, Huntsman, Mayor, Wukong

"Y/n..leave it alone"

"But why? :("

"You already know why"

":("

"I said no"

No response (is trying to hard not to fuck you in front of a massive crowd)

Mei, Yellowtusk, Pif, Lbd, Dbk, Pigsy, Ao Bing

"..."

"Aren't you gonna respond?"

"... Fuckin tease"

"Did you say something?"

"Your saving grace is because a crowd is watching us"

":)"

[sleepy8]

DBK found the little intruder

[zellia-rambles]

Hey bud, share your LEGO ships 👁️👁️ (this isn’t a threat don’t worry)

Alright! (Also hi I guess)

Lmk :

Dragonfruit

Ironbull

Dreamzzz :

GuitarPaint

BeastlyPerfection

FantasyTech (it's called that in the shipping wiki so..)

Lullaby

Might also update this soon Ig..

[docwritesshit]

ayo if you don't mind can we get a part two as well too the requst I asked :)

Yes you may! Shorter one this time tho

Part one here

Redson x Sis!Reader Angst Part 2!

To be completely honest, you weren’t sure your bribe gift would have worked to get Reds out of his workshop.

Sure, plutonium wasn’t the easiest get, and she knew that, but you were still nervous that they would still ignore it.

That was until the new book in the series you’ve been obsessed with showed up on your bed with a new metal bookmark tucked in it.

And so began the very very slow process of leaving each other little thing’s until Redson finally slugged out of the workshop to join you all for dinner. Demon Bull King was very pleased, and started chatting to Reds about his new project.

When it was all said and done, Princess Iron Fang insisted you both clean up. She used the excuse that the kitchen Bull Bots needed maintenance, so here you both were washing and drying dishes.

Redson tapped your shoulder first, face downcast.

“.. I apologize for snapping at you. You’re a grown woman who can make her own choices and decisions. Im sorry for not having faith in you,” He muttered. You smiled softly, shaking your head.

“And I’m sorry for being nonchalant about it. You’re my brother, and I should have let you know. I’ll be more clear next time. And I’m sorry for my words.”

His lips tilted upwards, taking his hand away and shaking it off.

“Great, now can we please agree to never speak of this again? Emotions are much more complex than automatons and that’s all I have in me for least half a century”

You laughed, swatting him with a towel.

“Deal”

[obsessivelycartoonish]

Some commissions i got to do for @/Chaotic_Idol on twt of their oc Wen with PIF and DBK✨

[yznerpoo]

Did something for my lovely Hóngyùn Xu with the canon characters.

Also put some short texts about what she thinks about them🫶 a bit of Oc x canon btw (AKA Inkymelon✒️🍈)

Template from @/w3b.lmk.

give credits if you wanna use it🫶

[luxthestrange]

LMK Incorrect quotes#28 Moronsexuals

PIF: When you love someone, you try not to notice their stupidity even though it's killing you from the inside~

Y/n: I love how you say "not to notice" instead of "you don't see"

PIF: Because technically, my dear friend, we're not blind... We love them, but we're not blind

Y/n: Yep

Wukong & DBK: ...

Wukong: Damn, Best wishes to the people they're talking about...

DBK: Yeah, Same with you too

PIF and You being the BIGGEST Moronsexuals...

[saltwaterlakeshavefish]

Which monkie kid ship should I edit next

[xiao-zhen]

☆ Have you ever wondered. . when Sun Wukong got imprisoned under the mountain and fought with Macaque ... what did Macaque do after that?

Well, my story is based on what he was going through and got subjected to doing during that time.

~ it includes a female oc, Xiaozhen, the Jade Princess. It includes side love stories such as Princess Iron Fan and Demon Bull King.

Check out Reborn for Revenge ◇

[yanderelmk]

for your consideration....

Poly DBK and PIF with a gn reader Headcanons or oneshot? Like I love the idea of those two spoiling the heck outta reader and reader is just like :D bc they think these two intimidating beings are so hot and sweet to them.

(can be sfw or nsfw, whatever you prefer!)

I can see DBK and PIF being protective of you. They can handle themselves fine in battle, but they have to make sure you're safe as well when they begin one of their take-over-the-city plots

We have a King, a Princess, and a Monarch. What else could one need?

Red Son has three parents and they're basically "Yeah we're poly, keep scrolling"

Love to think the first time you showed up MK was like "Aww you guys are poly that's so great :D" before going back to trying to stop the Demon Bull takeover

PIF sitting on one of those luxurious velvet couches with you beside her while DBK goes out to be the breadwinner

Comes home and first thing DBK does is give bull nuzzles to both you and his wife. His spouses. He do a big care

PIF is gonna find a way to put your hair up in a specific imperial style, probably with a good bit of jewelry to denote your rank

Both of them will get very offended if you're not referred to by "Monarch Y/N" or other forms of imperial address, you are part of the Demon Bull Family and therefore must be treated with respect

Whenever Princess Iron Fan flees (like during the Spider Queen special) I imagine she takes you with her. The rule is to let DBK handle it, he has more power than the both of you, trust in him to keep the family safe

The snuggles must be the BEST, DBK's definitely a big spoon and probably lets off a lot of heat. He must snuggle his smaller spouses, for you are tiny and do not retain heat well

His arms are big enough to scoop you both up to provide kisses

DBK gives the vibes of he likes having his spouses sit in his lap for proximity purposes

If you and PIF start having a pillow fight he will scoop the both of you up like kittens. Cease arguing, Cooking with Chang'e is on, it is family TV time

PIF is going to take you out shopping to have your royal garments prepared and no you are not allowed to argue

Just give PIF a reason she will read someone to filth if they say something about you being in a poly marriage

Princess Iron Fan also will do your makeup, she specializes in feminine makeup but does know how to apply masculine makeup as well

[sublieu]

Random Thirst headcanons

"Just being held in someone's lap as you kiss their soft lips, Both of you getting needier and messier as you moan in the kiss, unaware or not really caring as whether or not someone could be watching you as you grind on the other's lap, drooling, tongue sucking, whimpering, and making each other's lips bruise before pulling away. Hearing them whisper something in your ear"

"I'll deal with you later"

-Nezha, Redson, Syntax, Huang, Peng, Huntsman, Mayor, Mei Sandy, Yin, Macaque, Dbk

"Having slow, sensual kisses as one groped the other, moaning passionately as you press your thigh against their pants, their hands groping your butt as they press you against the wall, their nimble hands roaming under your shirt to play with your breasts before whispering in your ear."

"Just give me a minute"

-Jin, Mk, Wukong, Azure, Scorpion queen, Spider queen, P.I.F, Tang