#tf one incorrect quotes

[stardust948]

Bee, getting attacked: D-16 help!!!

D-16: You already have all you need to defeat your enemy!

Bee: The ability to believe in myself?

D-16: No. A knife! STAB HIM!!!

Bee: Oh yeah! *uses knife hands to slice the enemy in multiple pieces*

D-16: Good job.

Bee: 😊

[qatheauthoress74]

Incorrect Quotes TF One Edition #2

*B-127 notices Optimus and Megatron giving each other similar death glares*

B-127: Uh, you know you two are the same, right?

Optimus/Megatron: I'M NOTHING LIKE HIM!

[aceofhearts25]

Guys, I found a silly incorrect quote prompt. 😭 Originally made by @apples4wce btw

Y/N: *Lying on a bed, sick with a cold*

Optimus, bringing cold medicine: You took one pill this morning, right? Well, you can take one more now that it's the evening, Little One.

Y/N: I can take as many as I want!?

Optimus: No, that is not what i said-

Y/N: HAND THOSE OVER-

Optimus: No-

Y/N: I WANNA FEEL THE FIFTH DIMENSION. I WANNA SEE SOUND. I WANNA HEAR COLOR.

Optimus: nO-

Every other autobot: *Shocked Pikachu face*

[magicandmundane]

Hunter, to Omega: You know, an operation like this can be real dangerous, so it’s important to take all necessary precautions when carrying out the plan.

*flashback*

Clone Wars Era Hunter, on the battlefield: *air horn noises* Get fucked!

[bibliophilesince2003]

Transformers One Incorrect Quotes (1)

Elita: I've got to say, Optimus, your new look is amazing. Why the battle mask, though? Optimus: Primus gave it to me. Elita: Optimus: Optimus: So you could stop punching me in the face. Elita: *punches his shoulder*

[tremordusk]

How Nicky actually got conceived:

Agatha: We need to spice up our dynamic

Rio, laying on the pillow cuddling her: Oh, sure, we can. Did you want more knives involved?

Agatha: I was thinking something a bit more original

Rio: *licks lips* I have a new sex position we could try…

Agatha, interested: Tell me more~

Rio: It’s called the Point of No Return, where I promise you, I’ll pull out but I don’t—

[wavewavethoughtsonly]

Shockwave: Check out those optics!

Soundwave: Don’t even think about it, Shockwave.

[call-me-kitty]

Elita One: *sees someone doing something stupid*

Elita One: What an idiot.

Elita One: *realizes it's Orion Pax*

Elita One: Wait that's MY idiot.

[insaneace26]

beez

Tfa Bee: Hand me the people opener. Tfe Bee: … Tfe Bee: Pardon? Tfa Bee, annoyed: The g! Just hand it to me! Tfe Bee, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER? Tfa Bee: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle? Tfe Bee: Knife. It's called a knife.

Tfa Bee: See, the problem is, other me, you’re playing 3D chess. I’m playing 4D. G1 Bee: I’m playing checkers. I don’t know what the fuck you’re playing.

Cyberverse Bee: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes.

Tfa Bee: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".

Cyberverse Bee: I really like Eminem. Tfa Bee: I prefer skittles. Tfe Bee: They are talking about the rapper. Tfa Bee: Why would they eat the wrapper?

Tfe Bee: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.

Tfe Bee: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars. Tfe Bee, gesturing to G1 Bee and Tfa Bee fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!

[starryeyeddreamer21]

Hazbin Hotel Incorrect Quotes

Angel: *sliding money across the bar to pay for his drinks* You can call me sugar daddy longlegs

Husk: no

Niffty: Does that make Husk sugar baby shortlegs?

Husk: No

Niffty: Can I be sugar baby shortlegs?

Husk: NO

Angel: *wheeze*

[stardust948]

Orion Pax: One day, you're going to look back at this plan and laugh.

D-16: I guarantee you, every time I look back on this plan, I will personally go to your pod and smack you.

[unicornblossom13]

Optimus [having a depressive episode]: Life is a party and I’m the piñata.

[aceofhearts25]

D-16, being dragged by the arm by Orion at the Cybertronian equivalent of 4 AM: Where are we running to, again???

Cybertronian Y/N, following tiredly behind: Orion, I’m with D-16, I’m tired as frag-

Orion, pushing aside various plants: Trust me guys, it’ll be worth it… and look! *Dramatically leads them in a clearing… with a breathtaking view of Iacon*

D-16 and Cybertronian Y/N, optics wide, intake dropping open: Worth it.

Orion: *Happy boi*

Wanted to do something wholesome because I love them... 💖

Love this movie so much. Watched so many times, the theater workers remember me- 💀

[swiftyangx12]

[D/N] = Designation (Meaning your name; Cybertronian name)

Cybertronian![Reader]

[D/N]: I only had Bumblebee for a solar-cycle and a half. But if anything happens to him, I’ll offline everyone in this room and then myself.

Bumblebee: ??? *Confused and concerned*

[bibliophilesince2003]

Transformers One Incorrect Quotes (4)

Orion: So, you gave us the ability to transform. I'm sure you made some thoughtful adjustments, nothing too major. Alpha Trion: Bee has knife hands. Orion: He's a kid! Have you seen his energy? Alpha Trion: *shrugs* Orion: Well, I guess that's not the worst thing. Alpha Trion: Alpha Trion: D-16 is a tank. Orion: WHAT? You literally witnessed his mediocre anger management skills. Do you know how many ways that could go wrong?? Alpha Trion: *flinches* Orion: *groans* Orion: At least tell me you gave Elita and I the ability to defend ourselves, too. Alpha Trion: Well, you have guns, but they're really tiny, and they can only be used in vehicle form. Orion: I'm going to kill you. Alpha Trion: Oh, look at that... the enemy is breaking in! Better take care of it and I'm sure I'll probably die anyway haha... NOW GO!

[sweetpeaches666]

Bumblebee: You?! Judging me?! You're the most hated person in all of the universe!

Megatron: Well, Optimus certainly didn't hate what I had to offered. Or Elita. Bow-chica-bow-bow!!!

Bumblebee: I'll fragging end you!!!