#tf one incorrect quotes

[stardust948]

Bee, getting attacked: D-16 help!!!

D-16: You already have all you need to defeat your enemy!

Bee: The ability to believe in myself?

D-16: No. A knife! STAB HIM!!!

Bee: Oh yeah! *uses knife hands to slice the enemy in multiple pieces*

D-16: Good job.

Bee: 😊

[qatheauthoress74]

Incorrect Quotes TF One Edition #2

*B-127 notices Optimus and Megatron giving each other similar death glares*

B-127: Uh, you know you two are the same, right?

Optimus/Megatron: I'M NOTHING LIKE HIM!

[unicornblossom13]

Ratchet [pointing at photos of Megatron and Starscream]: These are homicidal maniacs.

[Optimus and Jetfire raise their hands]

Ratchet: No, you may not date them.

[They lower their hands]

[aceofheartsssss]

Guys, I found a silly incorrect quote prompt. 😭 Originally made by @apples4wce btw

Y/N: *Lying on a bed, sick with a cold*

Optimus, bringing cold medicine: You took one pill this morning, right? Well, you can take one more now that it's the evening, Little One.

Y/N: I can take as many as I want!?

Optimus: No, that is not what i said-

Y/N: HAND THOSE OVER-

Optimus: No-

Y/N: I WANNA FEEL THE FIFTH DIMENSION. I WANNA SEE SOUND. I WANNA HEAR COLOR.

Optimus: nO-

Every other autobot: *Shocked Pikachu face*

[star-starters]

Suffer

[tremordusk]

How Nicky actually got conceived:

Agatha: We need to spice up our dynamic

Rio, laying on the pillow cuddling her: Oh, sure, we can. Did you want more knives involved?

Agatha: I was thinking something a bit more original

Rio: *licks lips* I have a new sex position we could try…

Agatha, interested: Tell me more~

Rio: It’s called the Point of No Return, where I promise you, I’ll pull out but I don’t—

[magicandmundane]

Hunter, to Omega: You know, an operation like this can be real dangerous, so it’s important to take all necessary precautions when carrying out the plan.

*flashback*

Clone Wars Era Hunter, on the battlefield: *air horn noises* Get fucked!

[wavewavethoughtsonly]

Shockwave: Check out those optics!

Soundwave: Don’t even think about it, Shockwave.

[niiwa-angel]

Living through a war is tough but it's harder when you also have to raise sparkling. You can't completely let them know what's going on but you ant keep them totally in the dark either. Which leads to some odd chaos at the Autobots base.

~~~

Prowl: Question. Why is your sparkling here? This is a battle preparatory meeting.

Optimus: He's keeping minutes.

Bumblebee, scribbling on a drawing pad: 🙂‍↕️

~~~

Ironhide: Everyone please remember to check containers before sending them to the trash compartment. I just found Sunstreaker napping in one.

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Optimus: Reminder, weapons are to be locked and secured at all times. Putting them on a high shelf doesn't count, Cliffjumper just climbs up to get them. We cannot have a thermal grenade in the hands of someone who still puts everything he finds in his mouth.

Hound: Is that why my thermal grenade was all slimy?

~~~

Ratchet: Alright! I know we're often in a hurry but can bots please watch their freaking feet! This is the third time this deca-cycle I've had to treat a sparkling because they got stepped on!

Hoist: Frags sake guys, they're brightly coloured.

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Jazz: Whoever gave Sunny and Sides a whole bunch of rust sticks right before their bedtime and then sent them back to me: I will find you and payback is a glitch.

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Optimus: If you're going to bring me a sparkling to complain about, can you at least make sure it's one of mine? Wheeljack, you brought me Sideswipe yesterday and were convinced he was Hot Rod.

Wheeljack: We have too many red sparklings. I think we should get rid of whichever one keeps getting into my lab!

~~~

Hoist: Just because the Sparklings like the rust sticks doesn't mean they can eat them for every meal! They need proper nutrition!

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Optimus: I don't disagree with assigning chores to the Sparklings but 'fetch me some high grade' is not an appropriate chore.

Optimus: And rewarding them with a sip is definitely not appropriate.

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Ratchet: I understand tensions are a little high right now, but some of you need to keep your fight or flight protocols in check. Our first reaction upon seeing a little bot running towards you should not be to kick them.

Ironhide: I am so sorry for that, I had just woken up!

~~~

Optimus: Appropriate punishments for the Sparklings do not include welding them to the walls! I don't know who stuck Sideswipe up there but you need to go let him down.

Wheeljack: That oughta teach that little Fragger to stay out of my lab.

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Jazz: I know my two tend to get into the most trouble but can you all please double check before blaming them? Someone sent Sunstreaker to time out because of something Ravage got in here and took.

Prowl: Wish Ravage had taken Sunstreaker.

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Elita-One: Everyone be aware, Cliffjumper figured out how to get into the vents. Please make sure all vent grates are properly secure.

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Optimus: At the risk of sounding unprofessional, I JUST got Bumblebee settled down for a nap, if anybot wakes him, they WILL be sent to play chicken with the Decepticon turrets.

[incorrect-agatha]

The Coven Gift Exchange

Agatha (from Lilia) - a pack of batteries, one of those hand crank flashlights, and a generator (a joke gift because of Agatha’s quest for “power”)

Alice (from Billy) - some cozy Animal Crossing style games to chill out with when life gets too hectic and/or when she can’t go out to do the activities she wants for whatever reason (Alice and Billy sometimes play together on such games too, such as having a multiplayer Stardew Valley save, visiting each other’s towns/islands in Animal Crossing, and hanging out together in Disney Dreamlight Valley)

Billy (from Agatha) - Tommy’s green jacket that somehow ended up in her house during the events of the Hex (no one knows why it didn’t disappear with everything else and Agatha claims she only gave it to Billy because she’s trying to clean up her house)

Jen (from Rio) - some rare potions ingredients Jen wanted that she’s randomly mentioned in conversations (Rio, being the Green Witch, was easily able to find such plants, herbs, and other sorts of things that few mortals would be able to acquire)

Lilia (from Jen) - a watch that not only tells the hour and minutes, but the day, month, and year so when Lilia gets stuck in the future she can get her bearings faster by knowing when she is (while it doesn’t help when she gets stuck in the past since she didn’t have the watch then, it still gives Lilia some peace of mind that she can navigate the future a little easier now and is very touched that Jen found such a thoughtful gift)

Rio (from Alice) - a DVD of Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever since the actress who voices Grumpy Cat in the movie looks and sounds an awful lot like Rio and the rest of The Coven teases her about it to no end (Rio pretends to be annoyed, but actually loves being associated with Grumpy Cat as she finds the meme hilarious)

Bonus:

Rio finally gets Alice that pack of Advil she asked for on the Road.

[i-am-confused-always]

B127 : *runs into Optimus room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!

Optimus: *wakes up* Dude!

B127: *cackles*

D16: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind Optimus* What the fuck, Bee?

B127: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-q

[stardust948]

Orion Pax: One day, you're going to look back at this plan and laugh.

D-16: I guarantee you, every time I look back on this plan, I will personally go to your pod and smack you.

[bibliophilesince2003]

Transformers One Incorrect Quotes (1)

Elita: I've got to say, Optimus, your new look is amazing. Why the battle mask, though? Optimus: Primus gave it to me. Elita: Optimus: Optimus: So you could stop punching me in the face. Elita: *punches his shoulder*

[unicornblossom13]

Starscream: You’re mad at me.

Jetfire: I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.

Starscream: Oh, come on! Everyone knows that’s worse!

[aceofheartsssss]

D-16, being dragged by the arm by Orion at the Cybertronian equivalent of 4 AM: Where are we running to, again???

Cybertronian Y/N, following tiredly behind: Orion, I’m with D-16, I’m tired as frag-

Orion, pushing aside various plants: Trust me guys, it’ll be worth it… and look! *Dramatically leads them in a clearing… with a breathtaking view of Iacon*

D-16 and Cybertronian Y/N, optics wide, intake dropping open: Worth it.

Orion: *Happy boi*

Wanted to do something wholesome because I love them... 💖

Love this movie so much. Watched so many times, the theater workers remember me- 💀

[swiftyangx12]

[D/N] = Designation (Meaning your name; Cybertronian name)

Cybertronian![Reader]

[D/N]: I only had Bumblebee for a solar-cycle and a half. But if anything happens to him, I’ll offline everyone in this room and then myself.

Bumblebee: ??? *Confused and concerned*