#tf one incorrect quotes

[stardust948]

Bee, getting attacked: D-16 help!!!

D-16: You already have all you need to defeat your enemy!

Bee: The ability to believe in myself?

D-16: No. A knife! STAB HIM!!!

Bee: Oh yeah! *uses knife hands to slice the enemy in multiple pieces*

D-16: Good job.

Bee: 😊

[qatheauthoress74]

Incorrect Quotes TF One Edition #2

*B-127 notices Optimus and Megatron giving each other similar death glares*

B-127: Uh, you know you two are the same, right?

Optimus/Megatron: I'M NOTHING LIKE HIM!

[aceofhearts25]

Guys, I found a silly incorrect quote prompt. 😭 Originally made by @apples4wce btw

Y/N: *Lying on a bed, sick with a cold*

Optimus, bringing cold medicine: You took one pill this morning, right? Well, you can take one more now that it's the evening, Little One.

Y/N: I can take as many as I want!?

Optimus: No, that is not what i said-

Y/N: HAND THOSE OVER-

Optimus: No-

Y/N: I WANNA FEEL THE FIFTH DIMENSION. I WANNA SEE SOUND. I WANNA HEAR COLOR.

Optimus: nO-

Every other autobot: *Shocked Pikachu face*

[magicandmundane]

Hunter, to Omega: You know, an operation like this can be real dangerous, so it’s important to take all necessary precautions when carrying out the plan.

*flashback*

Clone Wars Era Hunter, on the battlefield: *air horn noises* Get fucked!

[bibliophilesince2003]

Transformers One Incorrect Quotes (1)

Elita: I've got to say, Optimus, your new look is amazing. Why the battle mask, though? Optimus: Primus gave it to me. Elita: Optimus: Optimus: So you could stop punching me in the face. Elita: *punches his shoulder*

[wavewavethoughtsonly]

Shockwave: Check out those optics!

Soundwave: Don’t even think about it, Shockwave.

[call-me-kitty]

B 127: Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance!

B 127: *knife hands*

B 127: But not for me!

[sweetpeaches666]

Bumblebee: You?! Judging me?! You're the most hated person in all of the universe!

Megatron: Well, Optimus certainly didn't hate what I had to offered. Or Elita. Bow-chica-bow-bow!!!

Bumblebee: I'll fragging end you!!!

[decoy-sammy]

Soundwave: What do you call a fish with no eye?

Shockwave: Myxine Circifrons.

Soundwave: ... Fsh

[insaneace26]

beez

Tfa Bee: Hand me the people opener. Tfe Bee: … Tfe Bee: Pardon? Tfa Bee, annoyed: The g! Just hand it to me! Tfe Bee, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER? Tfa Bee: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle? Tfe Bee: Knife. It's called a knife.

Tfa Bee: See, the problem is, other me, you’re playing 3D chess. I’m playing 4D. G1 Bee: I’m playing checkers. I don’t know what the fuck you’re playing.

Cyberverse Bee: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes.

Tfa Bee: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".

Cyberverse Bee: I really like Eminem. Tfa Bee: I prefer skittles. Tfe Bee: They are talking about the rapper. Tfa Bee: Why would they eat the wrapper?

Tfe Bee: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.

Tfe Bee: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars. Tfe Bee, gesturing to G1 Bee and Tfa Bee fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!

[stardust948]

Orion Pax: One day, you're going to look back at this plan and laugh.

D-16: I guarantee you, every time I look back on this plan, I will personally go to your pod and smack you.

[onepiecehiperfixation]

Mihawk:I find that unlikely. Crocodile: I understand but i disagree. Mihawk: Well then we're in disagreement, you'll have to excuse me. *Mihawk leaves* Crocodile: I'm sorry you had to witness such a vicious fight. Buggy*awkward*: Was that a fight?! Crocodile: Are you kidding, he said you have to excuse me, instead of please excuse me... Might as well spit on my face. Buggy: Yeah, this is the politest fight i ever seen then. I took one of Shanks toes. This is nothing.

[aceofhearts25]

D-16, being dragged by the arm by Orion at the Cybertronian equivalent of 4 AM: Where are we running to, again???

Cybertronian Y/N, following tiredly behind: Orion, I’m with D-16, I’m tired as frag-

Orion, pushing aside various plants: Trust me guys, it’ll be worth it… and look! *Dramatically leads them in a clearing… with a breathtaking view of Iacon*

D-16 and Cybertronian Y/N, optics wide, intake dropping open: Worth it.

Orion: *Happy boi*

Wanted to do something wholesome because I love them... 💖

Love this movie so much. Watched so many times, the theater workers remember me- 💀

[bibliophilesince2003]

Transformers One Incorrect Quotes (2)

Bee: Dad? Dad! Elita: What are you doing? Bee: I need to show dad a cool knife hand technique I learned. Elita: Who is dad? Bee: Optimus: I'M COMING, SON! Elita: Oh.

[fangirlforeversthings]

When obi wan met cody or: the story why obi wan loves him so much.

A very short story by: me

Obi wan suddenly, dramatically throws his robe down and yells into the skies: WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS FREAKING GALAXY A KRIFFIN LUNATICK EVEN THE FORCE?! *sinking his shoulders sadly* why am i the only normal reasonable adult here? *sniff*

His robe then is picked up by a pair of gloved hands. Cody, picks it up and hands it to him then calmly crosses his arms behind his back.

Cody: Here you dropped this sir :) My name is marshall commander cody, i am assigned to you as your commander :)

Obi wan:

Obi *whisper*: a normal reasonable adult?!

Cody: oh thank the maker i didn't want to be so forward at our first meeting but yes oh finally A NORMAL PERSON. *leans in and whispers behind held out hand* these lunaticks here all all out of their minds aren't they?

Obi with teary eyes: YESSSS!

*edit

They both then proceeded to sing barbie as the princess and the paupers: i'm just like you (yes with performance)

And since this day they are unseperable. Two tired adults drinking their Whiskey adorned morning coffee and silently judging everyone else around them

They are staring. Furociously. Everbody knows

[call-me-kitty]

Elita One: *sees someone doing something stupid*

Elita One: What an idiot.

Elita One: *realizes it's Orion Pax*

Elita One: Wait that's MY idiot.