#incorrect loud house quotes

[mysteriouslystrangeyeti]

Luan, trying to cheer everyone up: Things could be worse!

Lincoln: How?

Luan: How what?

Lincoln: How could they be worse?

Luan: They couldn’t. I lied.

Lincoln:

[cheerleadingbook11]

scrabble

Lincoln: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare. Luan: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great. Lincoln: Not when you’re playing with Lucy, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

[spacewarriorsam]

Lori: Nice, Leni! But please don’t tell me it’s actually filled with hot lava.

Leni: Lori, would I do something that stupid?

Lori: Do you really want us to answer that?

[djcanipe99]

Lincoln : Your probably noticed we havent given you our gifts yet.

Clyde : That's because...

Lincoln : Um...

Clyde : Um...

Clyde andLincoln : 'cuse us dude.

[Clyde and Lincoln take their girlfriends to oposite sides of the pool]

Clyde : [Takes out a folded piece of paper from his pocket] I wrote this myself.

Lincoln : [Also takes out a folded piece of paper from his pocket] I wrote this last night.

Lincoln : [Begins to read] Taylor .

Clyde : [Also begins to read] Chole.

[The two talk simultaneously]

Clyde : As I wander through this dark and lonely forest of life, surrounded by various beast, Bears, vipers, squirrels. Not to mention small tree growing lichen, woodpeckers, slugs, gila monsters. Oh no, that's the desert.

Lincoln : As I swim through this dark and fearful sea of existance, surrounded by various creatures, sharks, eels, yellowtail, and also barnacles, and algae, man-o-wars, starfish, blowfish, catfish. Uh oooh, that fresh water.

Clyde : The point is, I know we promised you a better life.

Lincoln : What mean is we told you the future had some really good stuff.

Clyde : But all that stuff hasn't happened.

Clyde andLincoln : But it will, I hope.

Lincoln : The day after tomorrow, if things workout.

Clyde : What I mean is....

Clyde and Lincoln : [Turn to each other and give a shrug. Then turn back to their girlfriends.]

Lincoln : Will you...

Clyde : ...Marry us.

Taylor : Lincoln ...

Chloe : ...I'd love to.

Clyde and Lincoln: [Smile, take out a plastic pink and purple heart ring. Holds it up for the other see that they suceeded, and then places it on their respectible girlfriend's finger. The then give a quick air guitar to the other, and recieve a kiss on the cheek by their girlfriends.]

[fuzzybluebirdgalaxy]

Yo what the heck!? 😂

Sam you’re in so much trouble

Luna: Hey daddy, can you pass the salt? Lynn Sr. & Sam: *reach for the salt* Lynn Sr: *violent staring* Sam: *sweats nervously*

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: I’ll teach you everything you need to know about ninjutsu. Now drop and give me twenty!

Y/N: [lays down and takes out their wallet]

Y/N: I’ve only got a five.

[incorrect-losers]

Mike: I'm going to teach you everything you need to know about being a detective. Now drop and give me twenty!

Ben *Lays down on the ground and grabs his wallet*: I’ve only got a five

[icarus-mp3]

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: We can’t accuse Shredder. We don’t have enough evidence.

Karai: You’re right. Let’s plant some!

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Kayden: Was I really that drunk?

Jiwoo: The police were called because you were being too loud.

Kartein: Surely I did something-

Jiwoo: When they asked for your names, you pointed at your face and said "If you didn't identify this glorious face, you are unworthy of knowing the name the most handsome man to ever exist"

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Tim : "Why is there a snake in my sock drawer ???"

Damian : " She needed a warm spot to lay her eggs."

[mysteriouslystrangeyeti]

"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." - Lola Loud

[ladymiraclewings]

Hooty: sorry, Hunter and Willow, but before I let you into your next date, I need your names and business. Willow Park: But, you just said our names. Hunter: And our business.

[spacewarriorsam]

Leni: WHY IS THE WATER SO HOT?!

Lynn Sr: Probably because you’re in a hot tub.

Leni: WHY IS THERE A HOT TUB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN?!

[artemisia-the-turtle]

Raph: no wait, your lactose intolerant .

(name): no I am not, I am tolerant of everyone whether they lack toes or not.

Raph:....

Mikey:....

Leo, laughing: omigosh.

April: did you lie to him about that so you could make that joke.

Donnie, pointing at Leo: you infected them with your terrible puns.

[shadow-coolness]

Lana:What if 'It’s Raining Men' and 'Let The Bodies Hit The Floor' are both about the same event but from different perspectives.

Luna: Please Stop.