#the neighbours called the police

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Kayden: Was I really that drunk?

Jiwoo: The police were called because you were being too loud.

Kartein: Surely I did something-

Jiwoo: When they asked for your names, you pointed at your face and said "If you didn't identify this glorious face, you are unworthy of knowing the name the most handsome man to ever exist"

[juvian]

MewMewKyu !

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[machiavelli]

just to give people an idea of how excited people are in Switzerland atm: they are still honking after 22:00 (10pm).

[islanddboyy]

the force at which denny shoved the social workers (who are all pigs i dont care what you say) is commendable, what an incredible young man. all the kids on this show are the best characters i love them all

[officialromaniantranslatiuni]

I know it's a matter of personal experience, but each time I hear someone brag about their life abroad as an expat, it only makes me not want to move abroad.

My uncle's business partner had his son sent to a boarding school since entering high school and this summer he came here to sell his old car as he has a job now in Switzerland and won't come back to Romania not even for vacays.

Anyway, long story short, wtf is Switzerland on? Not to be disrespectful towards their culture, but how is it possible to fine people for even the tiniest thing? I would literally feel terrorised by all the stupid rules. It's giving communist spies. "I got a fine because I flushed past a certain hour." WHAAAAT????

Same with uni professor who had the police knock at her door because her neighbour (idk if she was away in Denmark or the Netherlands) noticed how she hadn't opened the curtains for a whole week. Meanwhile, I never open my curtains and I have an orchard in front of my window. If I were to have nosy neighbours, I would get 3 layers of curtains.

Or my aunt from Norway and her grandchildren. They were counting up to 20 on their fingers and toes in second grade or something, but couldn't eat what she cooked because otherwise they would report her to the school and the school to the authorities. What the kids want, they must get.

[otaku-tactician]

and here is the proto one....

[derichelieu]

How do I destroy my fuckass neighbours' peace. I'm willing to start waking up at 5 am just to ring their bell first thing in the morning. You don't let me sleep at night, I won't let you sleep during the day. But I want to do more.

[robotpussy]

having to explain myself after being assaulted multiple times in this flat is hurting my chest because i had to clear my name with the other neighbours who don't know the full story of why i didn't get along with that white woman living above me

[thoughtfulseason]

i have to comfort myself that after the toughest times comes the best cause these past few days it’s been so awful, it’s like everyone’s out to get me and i’m just so tired of everything

[miminmimikyu]

Thank you stargazing app, for this incredible notification

[reimu-enjoyer]

living in houses with people who smoke weed really make you appreciate how bad it genuinely smells. like i don't get people who say it smells nice?? is this like a corriander(cilantro) and soap thing going on or are people just gaslighting themselves.

[lvndrdaaze]

fun fact: i started watching yuri on ice for the first time ever yesterday and ummm quick question: what the hell??? is any of that necessary??? what did i do to earn such suffering???

[captainkirkk]

So I've been making marionette puppets of my neighbors (I'm taking a class) and let me tell you my landlord/building manager was SUPER not prepared to see the wooden version of him (he lives on my floor) when he came in to fix my stove

Anon no offense but I think I would call the police if I found out one of my neighbours was making wooden puppets of me without my knowledge

[unfortunatedepravity]

I love my beautiful wife!~ ♡

[justaholeinmysoul]

Not saying that stealing or that infringement of copyright are OK but usians have a strange fixation on private property and owning stuff even if it's just their fart in a box

[parasolyaa]

sometimes i think about how i’ve effectively dug myself a grave with this blog. half my internet presence is about being queer and ukrainian, famously two things russia hates the most.

if trump proceeds with the “peaceful negotiations” that happen without ukraine even present, if he pushes to implement another leader in ukraine (meaning, of course, a pro-russian puppet) and makes my country a quote unquote neutral territory, it obviously means occupation. when there are bombs over my head, i’m at least an abstract target, i can rely on luck not to get hit. if russians come to power tho? i’m toast.

i wish i was exaggerating, but this is already happening to people in occupied parts of the country. those who had social media posts in ukrainian, about queer rights, etc. are being seeked out and threatened. my acquaintance was once on call with her friend on crimea, who had weird noises in the background. when questioned, she casually said that they were coming from russian police beating her neighbour for listening to ukrainian music.

i constantly hear from people who miraculously left the occupied territories how they had to delete everything from their phones, because russian soldiers would do random phone searches — both just on the street or when a person tries to leave the occupied city. it’s not uncommon that people get shot over it.

everything about “peaceful negotiations” and “compromises”, trading “land for a peace agreement” promises me a death sentence