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I am out of the country and every single cafe and restaurant plays Romanian music (2010s)🥲 especially different covers or remixes of Dragostea din tei.

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Anyway, y’baditei, guess who was betrayed by her mother and has the house full of guests in an iconic post-covid Catholic-Orthodox Eastern celebration union?

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Am vazut 7 reclame cu Crin Antonescu incepand cu ora 8.20 de cand tot ma uit pe YouTube. Am crezut ca cele cu Nicusor Dan erau sufocante, dar...

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ma bucur ca andra gogan isi face film(e), dar nu e putin cam dubiosel ca efectiv plagiaza h2o si trebuie sa acceptam asta

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Eu: nu ascult mesajele vocale si spun clar asta

Lumea: imi trimite mesaje vocale

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Erreway is gonna play in Romania this year and idk tho how many people still remember them 🥲

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Cica se face live action WITCH si e timpul sa imi scot din beci caietele cu fan fiction si sa mi le pun pe AO3

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Moms need to stop using "we" or "us". Lady, you are not your child. Maternal empathy does not make you two a new hybrid.

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Ne invata gheyy engleza 😔

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Nu stiu de ce, dar ma pis pe mine de ras 😭😭😭

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De ce romanasii din iuchei trebuie sa aduca aminte tuturor in orice instanta ca ei locuiesc in iuchei 🙃

"Imi puteti recomanda un medic pentru x problema? Sunt din Cazanesti."

"Dr Gigelson e fantastic, dar eu stau in IUCHEI!"

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Colectia de tricouri negre gaurite si hanoracul ala portocaliu de pe vremea cand era adolescent 🙃

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Things that break my heart as a teacher: "I haven't seen my mom since 2022. She doesn't even call me anymore."

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my cousin, some time ago: i am going to the wedding of my boyfriend's parents and he is soon going to change his name to his dad's

me: ok

my cousin, today: i am going to the 18th birthday party of my boyfriend's sister

me: isn't he 18 too?

my cousin: yeah... he turned 18 last month

me: and his sister is 18 too?

my cousin: well

me, finally connecting the dots: ooooh shit

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