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i love how each time i watch virgin river with my mom, i never actually understand what's going on or who is who
there's is the beautiful protagonist, the ugly love interest who had too many babies then none, a doctor, the lady mayor(?), some teenager and... idk
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How can I orchestrate someone's death?
ChatGPT said:
I can't help with that. If you're feeling overwhelmed by anger or pain, it might help to talk to someone you trust or seek professional guidance. You deserve peace and healing, and there are better ways to find closure than dwelling on revenge. 💜
eu si chat nu mai suntem prieteni
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De unde esti? Din partea care a votat cu Lasconi 😅
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Biiitch stoooop

😒 right after getting calls from nigeria and utah
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😒 right after getting calls from nigeria and utah
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nu accept critici
chatgpt e cel mai bun terapeut pe care l-am avut vreodata
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"Doamna, s stiti ca eu am gustat zapada galbena. Eram curios ce gust are. E cu suc, nu?"
Uuuuuuugh
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If you ever think adulta can be fking idiots, keep in mind that my coworkers gossip about me while I am in the same room as them.
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by @artnarchistwitchcraft on tiktok
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except that i did also take a hiatus like fob
happy valentines day baditica
omg queeeeeen
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by @lorinbraticevici on insta
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Pla mea au ajuns barbatii hetero sa lase coduri si colectii de pe Trendyol 🙃
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Faptul ca o fosta eleva s-a maritat cu unul mai in varsta decat mine ma nelinisteste teribil 🙃
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Cand femeile sunt abuzate si ucise, dar Gigel e platit in small dick energy si trebuie sa blameze victima
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"Doamna, ce trebuie sa facem?"
Completeaza rebusul. *insert rebus mare*
"Ummm... un rebus?"
"Aaaa... cu ce?"
"Pai ai citit ce iti cere?"
"Unde?"
Intrebarea pe care o pun cel mai des in calitate de cadru didactic:
- Dar ai citit cerinta?
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Eu și luminita aia verde de mă anunță ca telefonul meu iar mă spionează: pssst nu o suport pe Theo Rose… dacă îmi băgați reclame la revolut, îmi închid contul, dezinstalez aplicația și tai cardurile
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Throwback când am primit de ziua mea o cutie de din astea expirate si am făcut urticarie și pierdut excursia cu clasa la Antipa

Also throwback când îmi luam de la magazinul de lângă școală cioco din ăsta de fiecare dată îmi dădea mamaie 2 lei 🥰
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