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Kayden: Was I really that drunk?
Jiwoo: The police were called because you were being too loud.
Kartein: Surely I did something-
Jiwoo: When they asked for your names, you pointed at your face and said "If you didn't identify this glorious face, you are unworthy of knowing the name the most handsome man to ever exist"
#eleceed webtoon#eleceed#kayden break#kartein#they decided to get drunk#the neighbours called the police#because they were too loud#jiwoo seo#he was at jisuk's house#got a call during their sleepover#at midnight#he had to intervene#so that his dad's/mantor and doctor wouldn't cause anymore chaos#kayden and kartein are chaotic#poor jiwoo#incorrect quotes
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The books reveal that Ford is actually a secret partier
(Available as a print on my Etsy Shop)
(wips under cut)
#doctorsiren#gravity falls#the book of bill#billford#journal 3#stanford pines#bill cipher#jheselbraum the unswerving#gravity falls fanart#digital art#my art#procreate#RAHH MY LOVE FOR MAKING MIDCENTURY-STYLE ART AT TIMES CAME IN SUPER HANDY#I think I surprised myself here 😳#(also don’t take this as shipping him and Jhes 😭💀 that’s his space fish mom 😁)#in the book of bill. obviously he and bill get drunk that time#and then in the 3rd journal#it says that after Jhes told him he had the face of the man who would defeat bill (meaning stanley lmao)#he ‘was so excited’ that he and Jhes ‘spent the entire night partying and drinking cosmic sand’#it’s funny bc Jhes is described as speaking with a steely resolve and is very calm#so it’s silly to me to picture her partying haha#I might make this one a print as well bc I really love how it looks#I’ll print it out tomorrow and decide if it’ll work well enough :) if it does I’ll put it on my shop#😭 the bill…his thumb is backwards BUT THATS NOT MY FAULT THATS LITERALLY HOW IT IS IN THE BOOK OF BILL PAGE THAT I REFERENCEDTHIS FROM WAHH#he can do whatever he wants ig
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"he did not say that!" "he did, and then--"
anyways, girlies gossiping
#my art#fanart#digital art#sonic#sonic fandom#sonic fanart#rouge the bat#amy rose#portfolio#shaded this entire thing then decided i Hated it so here have flats#anyway i think theyre should be allowed to get wine drunk and complain to each other#also before anyone acts stupid theyre so obviously not those old not even canon anymore ages
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This sounds cheesy and corny as fuck, but I'm going to be honest. A major source of comfort and strength in this antisemitic world for me has been Captain America.
He was created by Jews to be an allegory for the golem story, adapted into American comic books (because who else but Jews would work in such a lowly profession?) and written off as some nerdy thing only weirdos cared about, with zero relevance for the modern world. And he is, today, one of the most recognizable icons of pop culture and fiction.
But it isn't just his real world story. It's also his words, which, as a writer, are important to me.
That line was so good they put it in the movies:
And I know for a fact that the world is telling me something wrong (antisemitism) is something good. They have decided hating Jews is trendy and cutting edge again. And I will endure as many 'genocide denier' and 'child killer' and 'Zionist colonizer' accusations as they want to throw at me, because I know this:
Hatred of a people for simply being who they are is wrong. Hatred of Jews for being Jews is evil and disgusting.
So you know what? Fuck you.
You move.
#antisemitism#jewish#jumblr#left wing antisemitism#right wing antisemitism#israel#judaism#antizionism#leftist antisemitism#jewblr#i may be a little drunk#so this post may get deleted if I decide it's too embarassing
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yall like to pretend that "don't split up" is the most obvious rule in any horror scenario, but what's the alternative? stick together and cooperate ? to find a solution? in a life-or-death situation??? babe surely you have been in enough group projects to guess how that shit ends
#honestly would prefer to try to strike a work-study deal with the Killer#rather than team up with your average group of horror movie characters#listen. the Killer has their shit together. they've planned this. they have clear goals. they have tools. they have a timeline.#whereas the So-Called Protagonists decided it would be 'fun' to get drunk in a cabin in the woods with no cell reception#honestly i'm siding with the Killer on this one. at some point that's fair game. ethically sourced murder victims
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I’m pinballing back and forth between “Buck and Eddie are fucking idiots who get blackout drunk and lose Chimney somewhere stupid” and “they all get drugged and it’s kind of fucked up actually” and I hate that with 911 they’re equally likely to happen.
#also how sad would it be if the one time eddie decides to let loose and get a little drunk#he gets fucking roofied
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Scamming the scammer
John Constantine was the biggest headache Danny had managed to get, ever. After becoming King he did not think that his first task would be to solve the man's soul problems.
And it seemed quite incredible to him that the hellbazer would consider selling his soul as if it were a used car that he wants to get rid of to buy a new one. He was aware that he needed a soul, wasn't he? That it was not possible to buy a new one? Because he didn't want to be the one to inform him if that was not the case.
To top it off, beings from different domains within his kingdom came explicitly to claim the British's soul, which didn't even make sense, there were thousands of souls! Why did everyone want the same one? And why did he have to be the one to take care of it?
Completely frustrated, he placed all the paperwork for John Constantine in an empty room and locked the door. He smiled as he came up with a plan to improve the situation, it might be worth it.
That's how a drunk John Constantine found himself signing a dubious contract in exchange for the power to turn any liquid into beer, he didn't bother to read the contract, most demons just wanted his soul and this guy looked so human, with a presence so light it must be a minor demon for sure.
This turned out to be a bad decision when the next morning he found himself trapped in a room full of documents, the door locked. Taped to the door was a green note that said "Enjoy doing your own paperwork sir, I hope you're pleased with yourself", and well, maybe he should have read that contract after all.
#danny phantom#dp x dc#danny fenton#dc x dp#ghost king danny#john constantine#Danny obviously made his presence lighter#And John was to drunk to care about it#or check if it was true#No one said he take good decisions while drunk#justice league dark#Of course Danny is going to explain the situation later#but for now he wanted the hellbazer suffering the same as him for all the problem#all the contracts in the locked office were Constantine's contracts lmao#Danny got bored of the 80 visits per day from greater demons to claim the soul of some idiot#He's really just being petty right now#John considered if the power to get drunk everywhere was a good idea for a few seconds#he shrugged and decided that it was worth it#Danny had fun dressing up as a minor demon#The Justice League won't be as amused as him with the current situation#justice league#Danny will leave John locked up all weekend#although he is obviously going to feed him#he is not a monster#just a tired teenager#Read your contracts don't be like Constantine
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hilarious mpreg zosan thought, sanji has a kid that has green hair but its not zoros kid. he has in fact never disclosed who the other father was (choose ur own adventure dead beat dad edition) and his siblings already have amazing technicolour hair so its not outside the realm of possibility for his biological children to also have weird hair colours. but when the kid pops out with green hair everyone immediately connects the dots that hey, doesnt the strawhats first mate that sanji famously doesn't get along with also have green hair? is this why sanji never said who the other father was? hes a fucking dead beat! get his ass!
this misconception integrates into everyones mind bc it makes too much sense to not be true and everyone is suddenly deadset on "protecting sanjis honour" and making zoro "take responsibility"
sanji is screaming crying throwing up disgusted bc no!!! the shitty mosshead is not the father!!! stop saying that!!!! but since he still wont say who the actual father is, everyone is just like its ok sanji, you dont have to defend a deadbeat even if he is your crewmate and sanji has no choice but to kill himself and also zoro for daring to have green hair
when the strawhats show up for sanjis baby shower they also unanimously come to the misunderstanding that sanji and zoro totally boned. franky goes as far as to call the kid mini marimo. brook makes a hundred innuendos, chopper is upset at the implication of them having unsafe sex, and robin alludes to "knowing all along" in a very ambiguous way. usopp is the only one who refuses to connect the dots and he is sanjis favourite strawhat fr. jinbei pats sanji on the back and says he hopes they work through their differences for the sake of their kid. sanji is dying, youre killing him, you're killing your cook
even more shenanigans ensue when zoro shows up 3 whole days late to the baby shower and is gaslit into thinking hes the father by everyone in attendance despite being Pretty Sure that he and sanji never fucked. zeff gives a pretty good shovel talk and nami gives an even better one (debt increment is involved) while zeff nods approvingly behind her and then luffy slingshots in all parents should be married right? and doesnt wait for an answer
anyway, like 2 hours later zosan find themselves standing at a makeshift altar on the thousand sunny, saying their vows. sanji insists to the very end that zoro is not the father so they dont need to get married but alas luffy isnt giving him a choice in this (he wants to eat wedding cake)
to sanjis eternal despair, the kid grows up to really like swords
additional zosan thought, sanji does not help things by shouting "this is all your fault!" the moment he sees zoro. zoro is futher gaslit
#mine#zosan#one piece#love putting them in the funniest scenarios possible#the kid also cant be convinced that zoro isnt their actual father#i think zoro does his whole wandering swordsman thing and sanji has to endure lovelorn husband jokes#angst alternative: zoro is in fact the father but does not remember their one night stand bc he was black out drunk#and sanji refuses to be the only one that remembers their ~night of passion~ and decides to keep the father a secret#luffy forces them to get married anyway#op#this got kinda long oops#dont ask me why the baby shower lasts over 3 days i just think the strawhats party hard and party rock and theyd definitely go all out here#zoro in this is very much embodying this might as well happen
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Honestly my personal Shadowzel head canon is that shadowheart is uming and arring about catching strong feelings in a friend with benefits weird situationship because lae'zel doesn't seem to want more, while lae'zel is convinced she is with the love of her life.
This is mostly on Shadowheart for not bothering to work at a cultural barrier but it's also a little on Lae'zel who refuses to use any terms of endearment that aren't in Githyanki, a language she mostly switches to in order to insult people.
#Shadowheart#lae'zel#shadowheart x lae’zel#shadowzel#listen i have not romanced either of them. i am still in my first playthrough and quite frankly i took one look at them#and decided im not getting involved with their werid ass toxic yuri until i orgin as one of them. but in my heart this is true#but in my heart this is true#laezel *says the most down rights disgustingly soppy thing in Githyanki *#Shadowheart: ugh she hate me but i really like her and respect her. shes so hot. and the sex is so good. why dies she keep insulting me#in terms of person to snap shart out of this i nominate astarion for pure humor points.#he and shart get worsties drunk and she starts talking about her relationship troubles. and then lae'zel comes over after#staring at Shadowheart like shes her world and staying incredibly close to her. maybe asking to wrestle with her.#and astarion is just looking at shart like girl are you serious? she is standing 2ft from you at all times#looking like shes going to murder anyone who looks at you funny.
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Halenthir scenario where they get married for tax benefits (in a platonic good friends sort of way) and fall in love long distance via sending each other letters with ideas on how to best leverage their marriage for tax evasion.
#Haleth has never paid taxes before moving to brethil#And is FUMING about the idea. So she sends a letter to Caranthir who mentioned something about *evading* taxes#In this setting I guess they part on good friendship terms#She visits him for a crash course in tax evading and they get drunk and someone mentions marriage giving you tax benefits#They wake up the next day and decide “you know what. Let’s actually get married for tax evasion purposes. It would be hilarious”#Up to you whether they get married in the elven way or just in the human way#Haleth fucks off back to brethil with a bunch of gifts from Caranthir like “bye bestie” and he’s like “👍. Bye bestie.”#And they strike up a proper correspondence#Because they’re married obviously#not because they’re having fun talking about loopholes in the tax code#That would be ridiculous. Obviously they are writing each other erotica.#All of Caranthir’s brothers find out because Caranthir ticks married on his tax return#Maglor voice: YOU GOT MARRIED? AND YOU DIDNT INVITE US?#Caranthir voice: It was pretty low-key. Now tell me. Did Fingolfin cry upon seeing how I leveraged my marriage for tax concessions.#Literally all his brothers: various sounds of sudden realisation this is a tax scheme#half of them don’t even believe haleth is a real person. She might have just been made up for tax reasons#Obviously this leads to a comedy of errors and classic finwean snooping#at one point Haleth hits one of Caranthir’s (half) cousins with a shovel for snooping#claims her name isn’t haleth (despite all her people calling her Haleth) and dares them to call her out on it#they can’t btw she is terrifying#silmarillion#the silmarillion#tolkien#caranthir#morifinwe#haleth of the haladin
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GUYSSZS LOOK SD MG BOYFRIEND HESBSOSSOSO PRETTY IM GOING TO CRY I WANST TO BITE HIM
@barty-loves-bats
#he saw that sirius got a letter and decided to get drunk ofc#marauders rp#bartylus#regulus black#barty crouch junior
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my take on the programming for mercymorn’s 24 minute funeral:
00:00 to 00:30: greetings and hellos.
00:31 to 1:00: viewing of the body.
01:01 to 02:30: gideon’s funeral speech. he can say whatever he’d like, but it cannot be longer than a minute and a half.
02:45 to 05:00: john’s funeral speech. pre-written; time is allowed for 25 seconds of free-styling at the end.
05:15 to 08:34: the playing of landslide by fleetwood mac. mercy hated this song, and hated every time john tried to play pre-resurrection music for the gang; she included it in her funeral so that john can never listen to it again without being reminded of said funeral and her continuing deadness.
09:00 to 12:00: cremation and mourning. if augustine doesn’t cry, someone is required to pinch his arm until he does.
12:01 to 20:00: the afterparty. mercy has calculated exactly how much alcohol is required to get each attendant perfectly wasted, and requires beverages to be consumed at intervals specific to each individual to fulfill this. limes MUST be cut prior.
20:01 to 20:45: john’s drunken teary speech. not pre-written, but gideon is required to cut him off at the 45 second mark
20:46 to 22:30: attendants must go beyond wasted and into blackout territory.
22:31 to 23:30: augustine’s speech. not pre-written; john is required to cut him off at the 1 minute mark
23:31 to 24:00: formal goodbyes
24:01 to infinity: mercy’s continuing deadness
#when cytherea died mercy cut two minutes and gave augustine a speaking role#i really couldnt decide if mercy would be like ‘you CANNOT get drunk at my funeral i forbid it!!!!!!’#or if she’d accept that it was inevitable and factor it into the scheduling#but the second one is funnier to me so#the locked tomb#mine
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There is one question that bugged me throughout the series that may seem silly in comparison.
But.... How come Chuuya doesn't know that Dazai is the one who blew up his car?? I mean this guy would attribute anything bad that happens to him to Dazai and his partner has left the Mafia and his car blew up and he doesn't connect the dots together?
I mean even if he was dense (which he isn't) it doesn't make sense that this came as a surprise to him. (When they 'rescue' Q he was genuinely surprised about Dazai being the one behind it)
The easiest explanation would be to assume Chuuya was going/goes through Some Shit on the regular and his car exploding didn't particularly stand out from the rest ksjdfhkdjhs
Dazai said he planted a bomb in Chuuya's car, but I'm pretty sure there was no specification of when it exploded. It could be that it took so long before it went off that at that point it was anyone's guess who did it. They are mafia, a sudden assassination attempt isn't like, improbable.
it's just a matter of reframing the situation to where a car exploding isn't noteworthy in the long run (until Dazai reveals it was him and suddenly it's the most irritating event of the past 4 years)
(if anything it's embarrassing for Dazai because Chuuya didn't even blame him for it so he did that for no good reason lsdkfjsldkjflskdjf)
#there's a fic i remember went something like#dazai leaves -> chuuya gets drunk -> chuuya decided to drive while drunk -> he opens his car door -> the car blows up ->#chuuya is blown back -> chuuya mumbles ''fine fine i won't drink and drive...'' -> chuuya passes out -> chuuya does not remember shit#he just assumed it was an assassination attempt and moved on with a hangover#it was hilarious and i can't remember what fic it waaaaaas#bsd#ask answered#apparently i talk sometimes
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modern two bit got a tramp stamp when he was drunk once i will not take criticisms thank you
#two bit taking ages deciding his arm tattoo and making it meaningful#vs him getting a tramp stamp drunk as fuck#soda got a matching one afterwards to make him feel better#the jokes go crazy#the outsiders broadway#the outsiders#the outsiders musical#sodapop curtis#two bit mathews#twobit mathews
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Dungeons and Dragons movie is just everybody wants to adopt Chris Pine's kid which honestly is super in-character for party members interacting with an adorable child NPC
#holga stumbles on a drunk with a baby and is like hey this is my kid too now#helps raise her gives her magic trinkets gets the whole found family together#and then (spoilers) is like hey. my daughter now. i decided.#dungeons and dragons movie#dnd movie#d&d movie
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Hi! Will briefly say at the beginning that I'm a big fan of everything you draw and you're a huge inspiration to me. You sharing your ideas, opinions and art is one of the main things that motivated me to start sharing some of my own. So thank you! I hope you're doing well.
As for request, maybe some drunken shenanigans 'cause that can only go well... (don't booo me it's totally a canon thing that took place at some point, providing recently discovered evidence from Tokyo Grows)
All in the name of science I guess
OK FIRST OF ALL. WHAT THE HELL THANJ YOU SO MUCH I AM SO HONORED BC I ABSOLUTLEY A D O R E HOW U DRAW THE MICE!!!!! I AM SO HAPPY YOU DECIDED TO SHARE YOUR ART!!!
Second of all whos the guy who put sake into their water bottle
Third of all here is the skerchebfbsfgbsjf
#pinky and the brain#patb#brinky#meecerequests#theyre a couple of weirdos#my keyboard broke but i decided to be brave and use photoshop anyway#click clack squeak mice that type#pinky gets all blushy when drunk bc hes PINKY HAHAHA IM SO CLEVER KILL ME KILL ME KIL
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