#they decided to get drunk

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Kayden: Was I really that drunk?

Jiwoo: The police were called because you were being too loud.

Kartein: Surely I did something-

Jiwoo: When they asked for your names, you pointed at your face and said "If you didn't identify this glorious face, you are unworthy of knowing the name the most handsome man to ever exist"

[doctorsiren]

The books reveal that Ford is actually a secret partier

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(wips under cut)

[kaipassedgo]

every day i wake up and am mad at the end of steves storyline and the full and complete lack of people who GET IT

[vulcan-moon]

"he did not say that!" "he did, and then--"

anyways, girlies gossiping

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

yall like to pretend that "don't split up" is the most obvious rule in any horror scenario, but what's the alternative? stick together and cooperate ? to find a solution? in a life-or-death situation??? babe surely you have been in enough group projects to guess how that shit ends

[sunlaire]

i need to post rescue, repressed/in denial jirv getting married then having a messy affair with hodge. Can you imagine. That he held out for so long! He made it back to Scotland and he even got married. he's doing his best to be the good Christian man he's suppose to be. Hodge is at the small wedding ceremony and he's a wounded bird but he's being so brave because this is what John wants. which means he doesn't want George. Even though, in the Arctic there had been times when he had thought maybe...but no of course not.

but then it's been a few months and hodge is traveling (he likes to keep on the move) and he stays a week with John. And they've both had a bit to drink . And it's like they're back there, in that cramped cabin again. leaning too close, almost touching. All those times where George was so sure they were close to something. And he was sure John could feel it too

"I'm glad you're here. how ive missed you, george." And it brings that awful sharp feeling of hope in the center of his chest. The glow of it used to keep him warm but now it grabs his throat and squeezes. It hurts. He goes to pull away

but John touches his hand. Holds it gently. "Let me confess that I've thought of you often in my new life here." His voice trembles and George grabs for his hand, holding it in both of his own. and then Irving kisses him! after all this time, it finally happens and Hodge wanted this more than anything and its the worst time and place . which is so horribly ironic because they are safe and warm and in a house and far away from the nightmare of the North. but its the worst time and place for this

anyway i think it would be fuuuuuucked up >:3

[horribluh]

hilarious mpreg zosan thought, sanji has a kid that has green hair but its not zoros kid. he has in fact never disclosed who the other father was (choose ur own adventure dead beat dad edition) and his siblings already have amazing technicolour hair so its not outside the realm of possibility for his biological children to also have weird hair colours. but when the kid pops out with green hair everyone immediately connects the dots that hey, doesnt the strawhats first mate that sanji famously doesn't get along with also have green hair? is this why sanji never said who the other father was? hes a fucking dead beat! get his ass!

this misconception integrates into everyones mind bc it makes too much sense to not be true and everyone is suddenly deadset on "protecting sanjis honour" and making zoro "take responsibility"

sanji is screaming crying throwing up disgusted bc no!!! the shitty mosshead is not the father!!! stop saying that!!!! but since he still wont say who the actual father is, everyone is just like its ok sanji, you dont have to defend a deadbeat even if he is your crewmate and sanji has no choice but to kill himself and also zoro for daring to have green hair

when the strawhats show up for sanjis baby shower they also unanimously come to the misunderstanding that sanji and zoro totally boned. franky goes as far as to call the kid mini marimo. brook makes a hundred innuendos, chopper is upset at the implication of them having unsafe sex, and robin alludes to "knowing all along" in a very ambiguous way. usopp is the only one who refuses to connect the dots and he is sanjis favourite strawhat fr. jinbei pats sanji on the back and says he hopes they work through their differences for the sake of their kid. sanji is dying, youre killing him, you're killing your cook

even more shenanigans ensue when zoro shows up 3 whole days late to the baby shower and is gaslit into thinking hes the father by everyone in attendance despite being Pretty Sure that he and sanji never fucked. zeff gives a pretty good shovel talk and nami gives an even better one (debt increment is involved) while zeff nods approvingly behind her and then luffy slingshots in all parents should be married right? and doesnt wait for an answer

anyway, like 2 hours later zosan find themselves standing at a makeshift altar on the thousand sunny, saying their vows. sanji insists to the very end that zoro is not the father so they dont need to get married but alas luffy isnt giving him a choice in this (he wants to eat wedding cake)

to sanjis eternal despair, the kid grows up to really like swords

additional zosan thought, sanji does not help things by shouting "this is all your fault!" the moment he sees zoro. zoro is futher gaslit

[box-dwelling]

Honestly my personal Shadowzel head canon is that shadowheart is uming and arring about catching strong feelings in a friend with benefits weird situationship because lae'zel doesn't seem to want more, while lae'zel is convinced she is with the love of her life.

This is mostly on Shadowheart for not bothering to work at a cultural barrier but it's also a little on Lae'zel who refuses to use any terms of endearment that aren't in Githyanki, a language she mostly switches to in order to insult people.

[sharkaroni]

working on some zosan wips and im having trouble deciding which one to prioritize. what do you guys think

[corsairspade]

Halenthir scenario where they get married for tax benefits (in a platonic good friends sort of way) and fall in love long distance via sending each other letters with ideas on how to best leverage their marriage for tax evasion.

[askblueandviolet]

Nice date ya'll have going on.

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[unknownbard]

Chapter 9 - The one where they get positively sloshed.

[vaguely-concerned]

varric giving rook his shaving mirror to keep kind of hits different when your rook is a trans man I have to say

[xxplastic-cubexx]

thinkin bout magneto's lil list of aliases from that One Shot of his government file or w/e in 97 and how it lists the three main men who've played him (David Hemblen, Ian McKellen, Michael Fassbender) and kinda cackling at the idea 1.) if they included All his names 2.) having 'michael' on that list twice

[girlishwhimsies]

modern two bit got a tramp stamp when he was drunk once i will not take criticisms thank you

[therealraewest]

Dungeons and Dragons movie is just everybody wants to adopt Chris Pine's kid which honestly is super in-character for party members interacting with an adorable child NPC