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Kayden: Was I really that drunk?
Jiwoo: The police were called because you were being too loud.
Kartein: Surely I did something-
Jiwoo: When they asked for your names, you pointed at your face and said "If you didn't identify this glorious face, you are unworthy of knowing the name the most handsome man to ever exist"
#eleceed webtoon#eleceed#kayden break#kartein#they decided to get drunk#the neighbours called the police#because they were too loud#jiwoo seo#he was at jisuk's house#got a call during their sleepover#at midnight#he had to intervene#so that his dad's/mantor and doctor wouldn't cause anymore chaos#kayden and kartein are chaotic#poor jiwoo#incorrect quotes
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The books reveal that Ford is actually a secret partier
(Available as a print on my Etsy Shop)
(wips under cut)
#doctorsiren#gravity falls#the book of bill#billford#journal 3#stanford pines#bill cipher#jheselbraum the unswerving#gravity falls fanart#digital art#my art#procreate#RAHH MY LOVE FOR MAKING MIDCENTURY-STYLE ART AT TIMES CAME IN SUPER HANDY#I think I surprised myself here 😳#(also don’t take this as shipping him and Jhes 😭💀 that’s his space fish mom 😁)#in the book of bill. obviously he and bill get drunk that time#and then in the 3rd journal#it says that after Jhes told him he had the face of the man who would defeat bill (meaning stanley lmao)#he ‘was so excited’ that he and Jhes ‘spent the entire night partying and drinking cosmic sand’#it’s funny bc Jhes is described as speaking with a steely resolve and is very calm#so it’s silly to me to picture her partying haha#I might make this one a print as well bc I really love how it looks#I’ll print it out tomorrow and decide if it’ll work well enough :) if it does I’ll put it on my shop#��� the bill…his thumb is backwards BUT THATS NOT MY FAULT THATS LITERALLY HOW IT IS IN THE BOOK OF BILL PAGE THAT I REFERENCEDTHIS FROM WAHH#he can do whatever he wants ig
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"he did not say that!" "he did, and then--"
anyways, girlies gossiping
#my art#fanart#digital art#sonic#sonic fandom#sonic fanart#rouge the bat#amy rose#portfolio#shaded this entire thing then decided i Hated it so here have flats#anyway i think theyre should be allowed to get wine drunk and complain to each other#also before anyone acts stupid theyre so obviously not those old not even canon anymore ages
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This sounds cheesy and corny as fuck, but I'm going to be honest. A major source of comfort and strength in this antisemitic world for me has been Captain America.
He was created by Jews to be an allegory for the golem story, adapted into American comic books (because who else but Jews would work in such a lowly profession?) and written off as some nerdy thing only weirdos cared about, with zero relevance for the modern world. And he is, today, one of the most recognizable icons of pop culture and fiction.
But it isn't just his real world story. It's also his words, which, as a writer, are important to me.
That line was so good they put it in the movies:
And I know for a fact that the world is telling me something wrong (antisemitism) is something good. They have decided hating Jews is trendy and cutting edge again. And I will endure as many 'genocide denier' and 'child killer' and 'Zionist colonizer' accusations as they want to throw at me, because I know this:
Hatred of a people for simply being who they are is wrong. Hatred of Jews for being Jews is evil and disgusting.
So you know what? Fuck you.
You move.
#antisemitism#jewish#jumblr#left wing antisemitism#right wing antisemitism#israel#judaism#antizionism#leftist antisemitism#jewblr#i may be a little drunk#so this post may get deleted if I decide it's too embarassing
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yall like to pretend that "don't split up" is the most obvious rule in any horror scenario, but what's the alternative? stick together and cooperate ? to find a solution? in a life-or-death situation??? babe surely you have been in enough group projects to guess how that shit ends
#honestly would prefer to try to strike a work-study deal with the Killer#rather than team up with your average group of horror movie characters#listen. the Killer has their shit together. they've planned this. they have clear goals. they have tools. they have a timeline.#whereas the So-Called Protagonists decided it would be 'fun' to get drunk in a cabin in the woods with no cell reception#honestly i'm siding with the Killer on this one. at some point that's fair game. ethically sourced murder victims
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I’m pinballing back and forth between “Buck and Eddie are fucking idiots who get blackout drunk and lose Chimney somewhere stupid” and “they all get drugged and it’s kind of fucked up actually” and I hate that with 911 they’re equally likely to happen.
#also how sad would it be if the one time eddie decides to let loose and get a little drunk#he gets fucking roofied
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Scamming the scammer
John Constantine was the biggest headache Danny had managed to get, ever. After becoming King he did not think that his first task would be to solve the man's soul problems.
And it seemed quite incredible to him that the hellbazer would consider selling his soul as if it were a used car that he wants to get rid of to buy a new one. He was aware that he needed a soul, wasn't he? That it was not possible to buy a new one? Because he didn't want to be the one to inform him if that was not the case.
To top it off, beings from different domains within his kingdom came explicitly to claim the British's soul, which didn't even make sense, there were thousands of souls! Why did everyone want the same one? And why did he have to be the one to take care of it?
Completely frustrated, he placed all the paperwork for John Constantine in an empty room and locked the door. He smiled as he came up with a plan to improve the situation, it might be worth it.
That's how a drunk John Constantine found himself signing a dubious contract in exchange for the power to turn any liquid into beer, he didn't bother to read the contract, most demons just wanted his soul and this guy looked so human, with a presence so light it must be a minor demon for sure.
This turned out to be a bad decision when the next morning he found himself trapped in a room full of documents, the door locked. Taped to the door was a green note that said "Enjoy doing your own paperwork sir, I hope you're pleased with yourself", and well, maybe he should have read that contract after all.
#danny phantom#dp x dc#danny fenton#dc x dp#ghost king danny#john constantine#Danny obviously made his presence lighter#And John was to drunk to care about it#or check if it was true#No one said he take good decisions while drunk#justice league dark#Of course Danny is going to explain the situation later#but for now he wanted the hellbazer suffering the same as him for all the problem#all the contracts in the locked office were Constantine's contracts lmao#Danny got bored of the 80 visits per day from greater demons to claim the soul of some idiot#He's really just being petty right now#John considered if the power to get drunk everywhere was a good idea for a few seconds#he shrugged and decided that it was worth it#Danny had fun dressing up as a minor demon#The Justice League won't be as amused as him with the current situation#justice league#Danny will leave John locked up all weekend#although he is obviously going to feed him#he is not a monster#just a tired teenager#Read your contracts don't be like Constantine
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hilarious mpreg zosan thought, sanji has a kid that has green hair but its not zoros kid. he has in fact never disclosed who the other father was (choose ur own adventure dead beat dad edition) and his siblings already have amazing technicolour hair so its not outside the realm of possibility for his biological children to also have weird hair colours. but when the kid pops out with green hair everyone immediately connects the dots that hey, doesnt the strawhats first mate that sanji famously doesn't get along with also have green hair? is this why sanji never said who the other father was? hes a fucking dead beat! get his ass!
this misconception integrates into everyones mind bc it makes too much sense to not be true and everyone is suddenly deadset on "protecting sanjis honour" and making zoro "take responsibility"
sanji is screaming crying throwing up disgusted bc no!!! the shitty mosshead is not the father!!! stop saying that!!!! but since he still wont say who the actual father is, everyone is just like its ok sanji, you dont have to defend a deadbeat even if he is your crewmate and sanji has no choice but to kill himself and also zoro for daring to have green hair
when the strawhats show up for sanjis baby shower they also unanimously come to the misunderstanding that sanji and zoro totally boned. franky goes as far as to call the kid mini marimo. brook makes a hundred innuendos, chopper is upset at the implication of them having unsafe sex, and robin alludes to "knowing all along" in a very ambiguous way. usopp is the only one who refuses to connect the dots and he is sanjis favourite strawhat fr. jinbei pats sanji on the back and says he hopes they work through their differences for the sake of their kid. sanji is dying, youre killing him, you're killing your cook
even more shenanigans ensue when zoro shows up 3 whole days late to the baby shower and is gaslit into thinking hes the father by everyone in attendance despite being Pretty Sure that he and sanji never fucked. zeff gives a pretty good shovel talk and nami gives an even better one (debt increment is involved) while zeff nods approvingly behind her and then luffy slingshots in all parents should be married right? and doesnt wait for an answer
anyway, like 2 hours later zosan find themselves standing at a makeshift altar on the thousand sunny, saying their vows. sanji insists to the very end that zoro is not the father so they dont need to get married but alas luffy isnt giving him a choice in this (he wants to eat wedding cake)
to sanjis eternal despair, the kid grows up to really like swords
additional zosan thought, sanji does not help things by shouting "this is all your fault!" the moment he sees zoro. zoro is futher gaslit
#mine#zosan#one piece#love putting them in the funniest scenarios possible#the kid also cant be convinced that zoro isnt their actual father#i think zoro does his whole wandering swordsman thing and sanji has to endure lovelorn husband jokes#angst alternative: zoro is in fact the father but does not remember their one night stand bc he was black out drunk#and sanji refuses to be the only one that remembers their ~night of passion~ and decides to keep the father a secret#luffy forces them to get married anyway#op#this got kinda long oops#dont ask me why the baby shower lasts over 3 days i just think the strawhats party hard and party rock and theyd definitely go all out here#zoro in this is very much embodying this might as well happen
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Halenthir scenario where they get married for tax benefits (in a platonic good friends sort of way) and fall in love long distance via sending each other letters with ideas on how to best leverage their marriage for tax evasion.
#Haleth has never paid taxes before moving to brethil#And is FUMING about the idea. So she sends a letter to Caranthir who mentioned something about *evading* taxes#In this setting I guess they part on good friendship terms#She visits him for a crash course in tax evading and they get drunk and someone mentions marriage giving you tax benefits#They wake up the next day and decide “you know what. Let’s actually get married for tax evasion purposes. It would be hilarious”#Up to you whether they get married in the elven way or just in the human way#Haleth fucks off back to brethil with a bunch of gifts from Caranthir like “bye bestie” and he’s like “👍. Bye bestie.”#And they strike up a proper correspondence#Because they’re married obviously#not because they’re having fun talking about loopholes in the tax code#That would be ridiculous. Obviously they are writing each other erotica.#All of Caranthir’s brothers find out because Caranthir ticks married on his tax return#Maglor voice: YOU GOT MARRIED? AND YOU DIDNT INVITE US?#Caranthir voice: It was pretty low-key. Now tell me. Did Fingolfin cry upon seeing how I leveraged my marriage for tax concessions.#Literally all his brothers: various sounds of sudden realisation this is a tax scheme#half of them don’t even believe haleth is a real person. She might have just been made up for tax reasons#Obviously this leads to a comedy of errors and classic finwean snooping#at one point Haleth hits one of Caranthir’s (half) cousins with a shovel for snooping#claims her name isn’t haleth (despite all her people calling her Haleth) and dares them to call her out on it#they can’t btw she is terrifying#silmarillion#the silmarillion#tolkien#caranthir#morifinwe#haleth of the haladin
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Honestly my personal Shadowzel head canon is that shadowheart is uming and arring about catching strong feelings in a friend with benefits weird situationship because lae'zel doesn't seem to want more, while lae'zel is convinced she is with the love of her life.
This is mostly on Shadowheart for not bothering to work at a cultural barrier but it's also a little on Lae'zel who refuses to use any terms of endearment that aren't in Githyanki, a language she mostly switches to in order to insult people.
#Shadowheart#lae'zel#shadowheart x lae’zel#shadowzel#listen i have not romanced either of them. i am still in my first playthrough and quite frankly i took one look at them#and decided im not getting involved with their werid ass toxic yuri until i orgin as one of them. but in my heart this is true#but in my heart this is true#laezel *says the most down rights disgustingly soppy thing in Githyanki *#Shadowheart: ugh she hate me but i really like her and respect her. shes so hot. and the sex is so good. why dies she keep insulting me#in terms of person to snap shart out of this i nominate astarion for pure humor points.#he and shart get worsties drunk and she starts talking about her relationship troubles. and then lae'zel comes over after#staring at Shadowheart like shes her world and staying incredibly close to her. maybe asking to wrestle with her.#and astarion is just looking at shart like girl are you serious? she is standing 2ft from you at all times#looking like shes going to murder anyone who looks at you funny.
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GUYSSZS LOOK SD MG BOYFRIEND HESBSOSSOSO PRETTY IM GOING TO CRY I WANST TO BITE HIM
@barty-loves-bats
#he saw that sirius got a letter and decided to get drunk ofc#marauders rp#bartylus#regulus black#barty crouch junior
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my take on the programming for mercymorn’s 24 minute funeral:
00:00 to 00:30: greetings and hellos.
00:31 to 1:00: viewing of the body.
01:01 to 02:30: gideon’s funeral speech. he can say whatever he’d like, but it cannot be longer than a minute and a half.
02:45 to 05:00: john’s funeral speech. pre-written; time is allowed for 25 seconds of free-styling at the end.
05:15 to 08:34: the playing of landslide by fleetwood mac. mercy hated this song, and hated every time john tried to play pre-resurrection music for the gang; she included it in her funeral so that john can never listen to it again without being reminded of said funeral and her continuing deadness.
09:00 to 12:00: cremation and mourning. if augustine doesn’t cry, someone is required to pinch his arm until he does.
12:01 to 20:00: the afterparty. mercy has calculated exactly how much alcohol is required to get each attendant perfectly wasted, and requires beverages to be consumed at intervals specific to each individual to fulfill this. limes MUST be cut prior.
20:01 to 20:45: john’s drunken teary speech. not pre-written, but gideon is required to cut him off at the 45 second mark
20:46 to 22:30: attendants must go beyond wasted and into blackout territory.
22:31 to 23:30: augustine’s speech. not pre-written; john is required to cut him off at the 1 minute mark
23:31 to 24:00: formal goodbyes
24:01 to infinity: mercy’s continuing deadness
#when cytherea died mercy cut two minutes and gave augustine a speaking role#i really couldnt decide if mercy would be like ‘you CANNOT get drunk at my funeral i forbid it!!!!!!’#or if she’d accept that it was inevitable and factor it into the scheduling#but the second one is funnier to me so#the locked tomb#mine
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Dungeons and Dragons movie is just everybody wants to adopt Chris Pine's kid which honestly is super in-character for party members interacting with an adorable child NPC
#holga stumbles on a drunk with a baby and is like hey this is my kid too now#helps raise her gives her magic trinkets gets the whole found family together#and then (spoilers) is like hey. my daughter now. i decided.#dungeons and dragons movie#dnd movie#d&d movie
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Hi! Will briefly say at the beginning that I'm a big fan of everything you draw and you're a huge inspiration to me. You sharing your ideas, opinions and art is one of the main things that motivated me to start sharing some of my own. So thank you! I hope you're doing well.
As for request, maybe some drunken shenanigans 'cause that can only go well... (don't booo me it's totally a canon thing that took place at some point, providing recently discovered evidence from Tokyo Grows)
All in the name of science I guess
OK FIRST OF ALL. WHAT THE HELL THANJ YOU SO MUCH I AM SO HONORED BC I ABSOLUTLEY A D O R E HOW U DRAW THE MICE!!!!! I AM SO HAPPY YOU DECIDED TO SHARE YOUR ART!!!
Second of all whos the guy who put sake into their water bottle
Third of all here is the skerchebfbsfgbsjf
#pinky and the brain#patb#brinky#meecerequests#theyre a couple of weirdos#my keyboard broke but i decided to be brave and use photoshop anyway#click clack squeak mice that type#pinky gets all blushy when drunk bc hes PINKY HAHAHA IM SO CLEVER KILL ME KILL ME KIL
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I never thought I'd meet another character that was a bigger walking disaster than Jon, but turns out we got plenty
#jonathan sims#sam khalid#gwen bouchard#gwen stole a job she wasn't even remotely qualified for and decided to get drunk#sam chose to listen to his enabler rather than the one person who had his best interests in mind#jon was trapped the moment he took the job these two have NO excuses for how they acted#the magnus protocol spoilers
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ok question! related to this post by @gwynbleiddyn that I see resonated with the folks here on lotro tumblr:
the devs have given you permission to add 1 (one) quest of your design into the game, specifically doing something fun/low-stakes with one or more Rangers post-war. What are you doing and with which Ranger(s)?
I'll go first: (under the cut bc it got longer than intended)
Corunir has been enlisted to help do repairs in the lower circles of Minas Tirith. And by "enlisted" I mean "Corunir Does Not Know How to Take A Break and needs to be constantly helping people, so he showed up wouldn't leave until the foreman gave him something to do"
Now, as this quest would have to be located in Minas Tirith Midsummer, the foreman is not particularly comfortable saddling this war-hero with busywork when he should be celebrating the end of the war he helped bring about! nevermind that that's what literally every other quest in midsummer is making the PC do shh don't worry about it
ANYWAY, he's got a plan, but he needs your help with it. Around dusk, he wants you to tell Corunir that there's some repairs that need done on the top of the wall at east side of the 2rd circle, which coincidentally just so happens to be where the best view of the fireworks they're setting off at the gates is. Also be sure to bring along this plate of snacks and some comfy pillows to sit on.
so when Corunir gets up there he's like "that's weird, I don't see any damage up here-" and then he sees the fireworks starting to go off, that you brought snacks, and puts two and two together and is like "oh darn, it looks like I've been tricked into watching a fireworks show, you devious trickster you (affectionate)"
so you guys get to hang out and watch the fireworks for a bit, and afterwards Corunir laughs at the fact that you literally had to trick him into relaxing and having a good time. Perhaps you have a point, he should allow himself some time to actually enjoy the peace they fought so hard for. He recalls Radanir had proposed the Rangers should do a pub-crawl later, and now thinks he should take him up on the offer. (and, of course, the PC should be allowed to join in, but alas I'm only allowed to add One quest as per my own rules lol)
#I also had another idea but it's probably *too* silly lol#a quest where the PC and Corunir go watch a play in the Blue Theater! It's the events of the Pelenor but taken from 2nd and 3rd hand accoun#so the whole thing is comically inaccurate a-la 'ember island players'. Gothmog is played by a guy in an orc mask#because someone got their stories *severely* mixed up (and as a little nod to how Gothmog was an orc in the movies)#which Corunir finds absolutely hilarious bc you just know Gothmog would've been SO MAD if he knew#Corunir says he feels like he should be frustrated by the inaccuracies‚ but really‚ he just needed a good laugh after everything#He says Golodir probably would have found it funny too#and then gets sad after he says it#then you guys meet up with Radanir and he decides you're going to go do something else to try and cheer Corunir up#probably involving the PC getting blackout drunk and doing something ridiculous#but it's too silly to do an AtLA reference and then hit you with Feels. I'm not sure the tonal whiplash is what we're going for here lmao#lotro#reblog games#corunir
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