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hush now autocorrect, it's spelled tubberware. to me

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@abx5 how does it feel to have single handedly saved the lives of thousands?

#put it in the deepest and coldest part of the freezer for a few days before dealing with it #it wont save you but it will minimize the stench

may you one day soon find the courage to open the tubberware container in the back of the fridge inshallah

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no listen i want her default response to minor interpersonal conflict to be politely challenging people to a duel of honor. i want her to be a bit of a dumbass actually! or at least let hilarious cultural discrepancies ensue. I want her to be surprised and dismayed that flipping a teammate around like a ragdoll is not considered a “friendly gesture." i want even the other super strengthers to be nervous of receiving a “friendly” noogie bc even with superpowers that shit HURTS. (in Amazonian culture being too gentle with your peers is an insult that implies they are not your equal in physical prowess.) Wonder Woman: i am doing such a great job of showing my fellow superheroes i respect them! *every Justice League Hero with meta powers flinching bodily when she pats them on the back*

we need more portrayals of Wonder Woman that acknowledge she's a jock from a warrior culture. i don't want her to be a shining beacon of compassion i want her to headbutt her teammates (violently!) as a sign of affection and camaraderie

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this post from January 2020 is singlehandedly the worst thing that's ever happened to me

The screaming 20s are here, are you screaming?

this is actually my favorite ask

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"beach episode" but the protagonists are trapped slowly suffocating in a cave as the tide rushes in. due to the nature of the overall narrative, this still comparatively counts as a low-stakes vacation

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more little old lady witches who cast spells using knitting needles and yarn

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#oh fun fact (turns to imaginary audience) I pulled a taste bud off the tip of my tongue once as a kid#and now every so often I feel a sharp stinging pain where it was hey @junebug-reblogs please expand on this???

lovely to meet you! *bites off the tip of your tongue*

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lovely to meet you! *bites off the tip of your tongue*

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suggestions for gender neutral version of mom/dad? something less formal than just ‘parent’

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lighthouse keeping is a cruel temptress to autistic people. here is a great lifestyle for people who thrive on:

maintaining simple structured personal routines

in an isolated setting

with lots of leisure time

and little social interaction

that is the dream!!! EXCEPT also you are roommates with the Evil Terrible Noise That Kills You (foghorn)

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hey now just think of it like an escape room. you guys love escape rooms! it's a bonding activity. this is fun we're having fun!!!

I don't see why we have to fight over who's trapped in here with whom. personally I'm happy just to be included

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we need more portrayals of Wonder Woman that acknowledge she's a jock from a warrior culture. i don't want her to be a shining beacon of compassion i want her to headbutt her teammates (violently!) as a sign of affection and camaraderie

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yes this can come in the form of dressing up as a pack of rats and offering people "Congratulations! You've Contracted The Black Death" hand stamps, but consider also:

walking around asking people if they want to pet your rat (plushie)

going in character as a fur trader carting around a wagon full of exotic wares at competitive prices

handing people a business card containing only the printed image of a flea (and on the back, the text "uh-oh!")

cosplaying as a giant bacterium

it has come to my attention there exists a subset of reenactors who go around renaissance faires "infecting" bystanders with the Plague. i wish to thank these heroes for their service

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the irony is uBlock Origin is my bestie, my childhood friend, my ride or die, my little monkey, the most devoted companion i have in all the world....and i so take for granted their constant presence by my side that i completely forgot there are people who aren't aware of them. uBlock Origin dance with me under the pale moonlight my beloved

"save to onedrive" lol no

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home sick in bed, tell me a story 🥺🥺🥺

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"resting or rotting" fuck off I'm fermenting

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so important to remember coconut curry exists