#incorrect kat quotes

[two-sibyls-tall]

*in the Young Justice group chat at 2:42 am*

Tim: Me, watching a table: haha its doin a little dancey dance

*the next morning*

Cassie: Hey quick question what the FUCK did that mean

Tim: Sorry I was fighting my sleep meds Im not sure either

Bart: Clearly the table was doing a little dancey dance

[prefer-to-be-vilified]

Enid: So I finally took your advice. I signed up for that online dating site you told me about.

Yoko: Oh shit, no way. How’s it going? Have you met anyone?

Enid: Yes! But just as an fyi you accidentally gave me the wrong url it’s actually fbi.com.

Yoko: …you went on the FBI website? Enid that’s not an online dating site.

Enid: Yeah it is. They even have a list of the most desirable people in the country.

Yoko: Did it say FBI most wanted list?

Enid: Yes! Honestly some of their choices were questionable but there was also some cuties on there.

Yoko: Dude that’s a list of the biggest criminals in the world.

Enid: Yeah well Wednesday has been very nice to me.

Yoko: Oh really? Well she’s also wanted for flaying people alive and feeding her victims to her illegal collection of exotic animals.

Enid: You’re just jealous you didn’t get to ride on Kitty.

Yoko: Oh my god Enid! You hooked up with this girl?

Enid: What? No. Kitty’s her pet lion.

Yoko: I don’t know if that makes me feel better or worse. What did you do on this date Enid? Did you kill people?

Enid, mockingly: dID YoU kILl pEoPLe… be for real.

Yoko: Answer the question.

Enid: …I wanted to be spontaneous.

Yoko: You’re going to prison.

Enid: I had to prove my loyalty Yoko!

Yoko: To a psychopath?!

Enid, dreamily: I think she’s my soulmate.

[that-bitch-kat3]

i’m genuinely not sure if it’s more painful to imagine that Mary obviated herself or to imagine that she didn’t.

Because if she did, that means that she knew that her loyalty would never allow her to leave she knew that she would never be able to get away from her guilt, but she also knew she wouldn’t survive the war so that means she chose to erase this MASSIVE part of her identity to be able to move on and escape the grief and get out alive. but at what cost?

But if she didn’t?!? that might be worse. that means, she never escaped the grief. It means she has to live either knowing that all of her friends died and she wasn’t there or not knowing what happened at all.

Mary is such a fascinating character study because as the fandom perceives her (i say this cause we have no canon) she’s the only one who survived, and she still didn’t make it out unscathed. like no matter which way you slice it this poor girl was fucking traumatized, and she either literally removed a part of herself to get away or lives with the pain and survivors guilt, and that’s such an interesting way to view grief and pain. it begs the question is it better to have the memories that made you who you are even if they’re painful or is it better to forget? to cut your losses and move on?

mary macdonald they could never make me hate you

[hisnamesdylan]

Hi, welcome to Lockwood and Co.

We have:

Anthony “sad-boi” Lockwood

Lucy “come-over-here-and-see-how-feisty-I-am” Carlyle

Quill “I-don’t-know-how-to-deal-with-not-being-useful-anymore” Kipps

George “my-conspiracy-theories-are-usually-right” Cubbins/Karim

Holly “I’m-bad-at-confrontation” Munro

Ned “brawn-over-brain” Shaw

Bobby “I’m-think-I’m-smarter-than-George” Vernon

Kat “am-I-the-only-one-with-the-brain-cell” Godwin

Montagu “can-these-children-chill-for-once” Barnes

And

“I-can-be-evil-at-times-but-sadly-I-care-about-people-now” Skull

[iamblue15]

Grunckle Stan: Dipper. You drive.

Dipper: Are you serious?!

Grunckle Stan: I don't know. A little voice inside of me is saying "This is a bad idea." But I can barely hear that little voice because an even louder little voice is screaming "LET THE 12-YEAR-OLD DRIVE!!!"

-

Raz: Well, I made this bracelet for you.

Lili: I'm not really a jewelry person.

Raz: You don't have to wear it-

Lili: No. I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.

-

Coraline: This is...so dumb.

Raz: (On her shoulders) The higher I am, the better I can see.

Coraline: You can-you can lift yourself with your mind.

Raz: Hush now, Coraline. I am searching.

-

Dipper: WHY AM I NOT UNCONSCIOUS YET?!

Lili: You need your brain to touch your skull in order to pass out.

Dipper: Are you saying I've got a small brain?

Lili: No. But I am saying you have a massive, clinically oversized, monumental head.

Dipper: Is it really that big?

-

Shadow: I think we need to kill this guy, Coraline.

Coraline: Damn.

-

Loboto: How'd you say you got there?

Lili: We didn't. Beat it, creep.

Loboto: I'll figure it out.

Raz: But Loboto, If you go there, you'll lose your memories!

Loboto: What memories? I'm like a goldfish over here.

Lili: In what way exactly?

Loboto: Hm? Oh hello little girl. Where am I?

-

Soos: You think the wind is ever trying to tell us something and we don't know how to hear it anymore?

(...)

Grunckle Stan: I just need you to stop saying odd shit.

-

Raúl: If I went missing for like a week, do you think you'd be alarmed? Or-?

Kat: I-I think so.

Raúl: That's-that's nice. I didn't think you'd be alarmed. I'd think-

Kat: You're my friend.

Raúl: I don't like how you said that. You said it with-

Kat: You're my friend.

Raúl: Why are you yelling at me?!

Kat: You're my friend!

[katzkinder]

Nicco: I DIED? YOU MURDERED ME??

Mikuni: literally why are you surprised. Hey by the way where’d you go? Is there a heaven

Nicco:

[brett-is-afraid]

Katrina: This is Sam! He loves his personal space. And this is Colby. He also loves Sam's personal space.

[fromjannah]

LOCKWOOD & CO. SIDE CHARACTERS + The Onion/Reductress Headlines, 5/?

i got all the pictures by myself this time who's proud of me. also bonus cot3:

[jameskinniesrise]

10 things i hate about you, but let's make it jegulus

so i recently watched it and i love the movie

kat stratford (queen) as regulus

and bianca stratford as sirius

remus as cameron and james as patrick

i'm loving this so much

bonus:

Sirius: Where did you come from? Planet loser?

Regulus: As opposed to Planet look at me, look at me?

[heatherfield]

Chilling Adventures of Sabrina

Incorrect Quotes + Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story [x]

Bonus:

[harringroveera]

Harringrove & 10 Things I Hate About You AU

For @harringrovelovefest Day 7

[two-sibyls-tall]

*In the Batfamily Groupchat at 2:39am*

Tim Drake:

Jason Todd: What the fuck

Tim Drake: What’s confusing?

[george-the-pumpkin]

Kat: We need to distract these guys.

Kipps: Leave it to me.

Kipps: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

George, Lockwood, and Lucy: *Immediately begin arguing*

Bobby, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

[that-bitch-kat3]

what animals do you think the marauders era characters brought with them to school? all i know is that lily had a cat and the marauders accidentally killed a fish names gus.

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(after Maverick makes cupcakes)

Iceman: Oh, my gosh. These are amazing! Everybody's gonna love these!

Rooster: No kidding. These are better than sex! And look who I have sex with! [gestures to Hangman]

Hangman: *Grins proudly*

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N: don’t do this to Mike or Abby

Max: but my dad’s-

Y/N: an idiot. Freddy Fazbear’s got a history and I don’t wanna lose you to it

Max: such as?

Y/N: haunted robots. But it’s just a theory really

Max: what the heck? Okay I won’t go