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all five books summed up in one sentence
#lockwood and co#lucy carlyle#anthony lockwood#lockwood & co#locklyle#jonathan stroud#george karim#montagu barnes
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barnes doesn't get paid enough for this shit
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l&co dashboard simulator ok go
#if you saw me post this before no you didnât#it was blurry :(#lockwood and co#lockwood & co#anthony lockwood#lucy carlyle#quill kipps#george cubbins#holly munro#montagu barnes#skull in a jar#also DONT ASK HOW LONG THIS TOOK đđ#theres gotta be an easier way#than what I did
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Pen sketch of Barnes for #inktoberandco the other day
#lockwood and co#save lockwood and co#inspector barnes#montagu barnes#pen sketch#drawing#art#pen and ink#Inktober#father
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how lockwood & cast respond to "what are your pronouns?"
george: he/him
lockwood: a dashing gentleman ;)
lucy: why. what are you saying about me
flo: they/she/entity
barnes: man?
holly: she & her! thank you for asking!
kipps: what does it fucking look like
skull: back in my day we didnât have this gay shit
#lockwood & meme#lockwood and co#lockwood & co#anthony lockwood#lucy carlyle#george karim#quill kipps#montagu barnes#the skull#flo bones#holly munro#hollcwboy#incorrect quotes
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lockwood & co text posts 8/?
#lockwood and co text posts#lockwood and co#lockwood & co#anthony lockwood#lucy carlyle#george karim#locklyle#montagu barnes
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who follows the rules anyway?
Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6 / Part 7 / Part 8 / Part 9
complete
pairing : anthony lockwood x reader
word count : 10k
warnings : drinking, drunken state
taglist : @demigoddess-of-ghosts ; @oblivious-idiot ; @neewtmas ; @bobbys-not-that-small ; @bella-rose29 ; @maraschinomerry ; @novelizt ; @fudosl ; @archiveoftara ; @cassiopeiia24 (i think i didn't forget anyone but i could be wrong)
content : I couldnât resist some callbacks to the attic scene before fittesâ party, George wears a bowtie for all the fans of ali in a bowtie out there know that it was my frame of reference, I tried to not make it look like a direct copy of the fittes party but there are a lot of similarities
note : life got so out of hand, I sincerely apologize that it took so long but to make up for it itâs quite long and I really really like this part itâs THE part Iâve fantasized about since I started writing and I really like how the main scenes came out
Also sorry I know itâs been a long time but pt8 picks up right after the last scene of pt7



She realized what she just said as she walked past him entering the kitchen. She turned around suddenly, bumping into him as he followed her inside.
âIâm so sorry Lockwood Iâm being so rude.â
âWell, youâre not wrong but you could tell me this without stepping on my toes.â
She looked down and fair enough she was. She took a few steps back, apologizing again and she bumped into the cupboards behind her.
âOw!â
âAm I gonna have to stitch you up again?â Lockwood asked, amused.
âIâm so sorry.â She said again sitting down in the chair closest to her.
âYou keep saying that.â
âWell, I am. Iâm sorry I talked to you that way in front of Lucy, and Iâm sorry I talked to you like that in the hall, and Iâm sorry I came into your life yelling at you and making you angry-â
âIâm not angry.â He interrupted. âJust⊠frustrated.â They stayed in silence for a while staring at each other.
âI canât figure you out.â He admitted in a lower voice.
She could have told him the same thing.
âYou hate me, then you warm up to me, then you give me the cold shoulder and hate me again⊠what am I supposed to think?â
âI donât hate you. I just⊠I canât figure you out either. I never know what youâre thinking.â
âWell, I hired you because I think youâre good, I hate fighting, I genuinely want to help you with this whole thing, and I think itâs pretty nice when we get along. Is that clear enough?â
Not quite, she thought. What were they supposed to be? Did he consider them actual friends now or were they far from it? Did he mean it when he said that he had always been honest with her? His charming act did look awfully familiar every time he used it with clients. She didnât know what she was supposed to think. All the questions that clouded her mind when she thought about him came rushing in.
âWeâre strictly colleagues then? Or am I allowed to say that weâre friends.â She managed.
âI think friends is more fitting. I mean what kind of employer would I be sleeping in the same couch as my underling?â
She blushed furiously at the memory of his arms around her.
âSorry I didnât mean to make you uncomfortable. Did I go too far that night? I never meant to-â
âLockwood itâs alright. It was sweet really⊠I didnât expect you to watch over me like that.â
They both looked anywhere else but each other, embarrassed at the thought of that night. She didnât regret it, quite the contrary. She still thought about it fondly.
âIt was nice⊠I felt safe.â She added in a tone barely above a whisper.
âI know youâd do the same for meâŠâ
She looked up at him in surprise.
âWouldnât you?â he asked, his frown deepening as he looked into her eyes, almost begging.
âI⊠I just donât see what I did to make you so sure of it. Was it the insults or the yelling?â
He laughed.
âYou saved my life twice. I didnât think Iâd have to remind you that, I rather thought youâd gloat and annoy me with it every single day.â
âYouâre right I should.â
They exchanged another look, warmer and more knowing.
She got up to prepare some tea. She made his cup the way he liked it and handed to him. He smiled at her with the familiarity she liked so much. She turned around before he could notice the blush on her cheeks. She then prepared two more cups, Georgeâs with slightly more sugar than hers and placed them on an unused corner of the Thinking Cloth. She called on George and handed him his tea. When she looked up at Lockwood his smile wasnât as wide. The three of them settled around the table.
âAlright, letâs plan a heist.â
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âWhy canât we just push it back one week? Itâd give us the extra time we need to prepare.â
âThe event for the launch of their new rapier line will be more crowded and it lasts an entire day. Showing up there will never be enough to keep us out of suspicion. It has to be the fundraiser tomorrow.â
Lockwood hadnât looked up from the plans of the building. They were trying to figure out the safest route for Lucy and Norrie to reach the documents they needed while staying as far from the party as possible and they were running out of time. Lockwood had had a hard time getting them in the fundraiser. For starter he had tried reaching out to different contacts to get in. The only result he got was a newfound rage against the Organization for not inviting them in the first place. She could have guessed a million things that could have motivated Lockwood to get them into this party at all costs. She didnât think Bunchurch would be the one. Apparently the less than prestigious agency had some agents attending the event. In fact, all agencies had some representatives attending, or almost all of them. Something about showing the growing bonds between agencies and the Silverpoint Organization. Lockwoodâs renewed determination led him to go all the way down to their headquarters to demand an invite using a mix of his usual charms and some threats of bad press. He had been convincing enough to get the three of them in. He had just put the envelopes down on the Thinking Cloth with a triumphant smile when someone knocked on the door. George led Lucy in the kitchen and they all smiled widely when she told them she and Norrie would join them. All the pieces were finally coming together. Then they studied the plans of the house and realized that it wasnât as easy as it seemed.
First of all because it was a mansion and not a house. The surface was significantly larger and the number of rooms they had to cover seemed impossible to search in just a few hours. Second of all because it was a city mansion, just north of Hyde Park, with other buildings right next to it, no garden and the front door accessible from the street. No other point of entry and neighbours on both sides. It had been fairly easy to determine which rooms to search first, compared to figuring out how the girls were supposed to get inside and out while remaining unseen.
âWait whatâs this?â Norrie asked picking up some of the research y/n had done on the party. She had spent so much time looking at those papers she couldnât bear to look at them again.
âItâs details about the party, the agencies and companies that will be represented, the staff I managed to get information about, that kind of thing.â
âWell, if we know which catering company theyâll be hiring why donât we use that?â
âHow?â
âI donât know⊠Maybe get hired, be a waitress during the event and use that to slip out?â
They all stared at her, in disbelief that they didnât make the connection sooner.
âThatâs a good idea but Iâm not sure weâll have enough time to get hired.â Lucy raised a good point.
âTheyâre always looking for extra people at the last minute for this kind of event. They get to hire desperate people who need a job so they can pay them less. It could be worth a try.â
âNorrie, thatâs brilliant.â Lockwood exclaimed, his enthusiasm renewed. âOkay, you and Lucy will get in by waitressing at the event.â He got up and started pacing around the room. âYou discreetly slip out and search the rooms in that order. Iâll need you to find a folder to put the documents in. Next, one of you go up on the second floor in that room.â He pointed at what seemed to be a bedroom drawn on the top left corner of the map. âYouâll let the folder fall from that window into the alley next to the mansion. When itâs done, give us a discreet sign. One of us will fake going out to take some fresh air and retrieve the documents.â
Relief filled the room as Lockwood finished explaining the last details of his plan. He was so sure of himself, so confident and convinced that they would succeed that it was hard to be pessimistic. He made it sound so easy.
âLucy, Norrie, you should go and see if you can get hired today. George, now that we have a plan, Iâm ordering you to find something decent to wear to the event.â
George sighed, clearly not happy about having to leave his research and take on an activity he had no interest in.
âDo you have something to wear, y/n?â
âIâll probably figure something out.â She answered, rubbing her eyes. The long days of research, planning and cases had drained all energy from her, and like George she wasnât too eager to spend time on her feet looking for something to wear at a party she wasnât going to have fun at. Her bed sounded more appealing than anything else.
âAm I going to have to lead you both out with the point of my rapier in your back to get you moving?â
âAre you threatening us so we go shopping?â
âWell, locking you out of the house isnât an option because of a certain someone,â Lockwood said as his stare lingered on her a few seconds more than she thought necessary, âso I have to resort to extreme measures.â He concluded with a wink.
They looked at him in disbelief. Since when did he care so much about what they were wearing?
âWe need to be camera ready, this could be Lockwood and Co.âs first very public night we need to look our best!â
She was so exhausted she hadnât realized they now had to endure fame-struck Lockwood craving the attention of the public. He was not going to let this go. She reluctantly stood up, mouthing âfineâ at him with a thin smile. She dragged George out of the kitchen before he could protest and start an argument he would lose anyway. When public image was at stake, Lockwood always had the last word.
They got home three hours later, arms tired from carrying heavy bags. Georgeâs suit weighed a ton, so did her shoes. She thought then that the platforms might have been overkill. Especially since she still didnât know what she was going to wear. Finding something appropriate had taken longer than expected. Not for George, who bought the first cheapest suit he could find to get this over with. He complained louder each time she tried on a dress she didnât buy. She was as frustrated as he was, really. The weather was getting colder and for some reason all she could find were backless or sleeveless dresses in which she was already too cold just by trying them on. Between Georgeâs complaints and her feet growing tired y/n thought about giving up more than once. They started to walk back, discussing the plan for their very busy evening the following night when George interrupted himself.
âLook!â
âWhat? What is it?â
âIn the window across the street. That could fit you for tomorrow night, right?â
She looked across to see a long-sleeved black jumpsuit on the mannequin in the shop in front of them. It was simple but very elegant, with a square neckline, a tight body giving the illusion of a corset, and wider pants long enough to touch the floor. The platforms would come in handy here. Since it was Georgeâs idea, she told him he wasnât allowed to complain if it didnât fit. She went inside and came back out fifteen minutes later with another heavy bag to carry home.
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She couldnât help the tremor in her hand while she applied mascara on her eyelashes. As the hours went on, y/n could feel the knot in her stomach tighten. The idea of spending the night at such a sophisticated event made her nervous. She was incredibly intimidated, especially considering the type of crowd she would have to face. Being surrounded by rich and elegant people was not something she was used to, and tonight she would have to talk to them to make sure they saw her there. It added a stinging salt to her already oozing wound. She fixed her hair for the tenth time in the past fifteen minutes, checking her reflection under every angle. She jumped and dropped her hairbrush when someone knocked on the door to the attic.
ây/n, are you alright?â
She recognized Lockwoodâs voice and told him to come in. She bent down to retrieve her hairbrush and when she looked back up she saw him standing next to the mirror, wide-eyed and silent.
âDo I look this bad?â
âYou⊠No! No, no on the contrary you lookâŠâ He blushed as he looked into her eyes.
âYou look great.â He said shyly.
She didnât think she had ever seen him so flustered. Had she not been so nervous, she might have read into his reaction. But her nerves were so unsettled that she simply smiled back at him before putting on her lipstick. She had picked a dark red to complete her elegant look for the night. She focused on the reflection of her lips. When she looked back up Lockwood was gone. She wondered if she had imagined his eyes following her every movement in the mirror. He was acting strange, but it was a very stressful night. She couldnât even stop her hands from shaking. It was surprising coming from him, but they had never been in that situation before. Confused, she went to sit on her bed to put on her shoes. Another knock on the door interrupted her thoughts.
âYes?â
Lockwood was back, the same bewildered expression on his face.
âIâve never seen you with lipstick.â
âWell, itâs not really my priority when going out to fight visitors all night.â She joked.
He kept staring insistently at her.
âWhat is it? Did I get some on my teeth?â She stood back up to look in the mirror again. Everything had to be perfect. She inspected every inch of her face, every tooth, every hair. Movement behind her made her look up to see Lockwood stepping closer in the reflection, reaching for something in his pocket.
âHere, I thought it would make you look even more elegant than you already are.â
He took out a red velvet pouch and revealed a pearl necklace.
âLockwood⊠thatâs⊠very thoughtful. Thank you.â She hoped the warm lights of her bedroom were enough to hide the red that had spread across her cheeks. He detached the clasp and went to stand behind her. She looked back into the mirror as he placed the necklace around her neck. She pushed her hair away, her hand softly brushing against his for a second. His gaze remained fixed on her reflection, the dark brown of his irises looking even warmer in the soft dim light. He looked back at her neck.
âThey belonged to my mother.â He said as he fastened the clasp.
She looked at him in the mirror with surprise. He was smiling. A soft, delicate smile. He had rendered her speechless. For the briefest moment, the party didnât matter, the past few months and everything that had led her there tonight werenât as important. She was here, now, with him and everything was okay.
She blinked and turned around.
âLockwood I canât-â
âItâs nothing, really. Plus, youâll fit right in tonight looking like this.â He winked, his smile back to its usual wolfish grin. âIâll go get us a cab, George should be about ready too.â
Before she could protest, he was down the stairs, asking George if was ready, leaving her standing there, a hand resting on the necklace. She looked back at her reflection. The pearls did make her look rich and sophisticated, she admitted to herself. Lockwood had never talked to her about his family. She was incredibly flattered by this gift, and most importantly by the fact that he had opened up, even just a little. The softness of his eyes kept flashing back in her mind. She breathed in deeply, more assured than she was. He had quite an effect on her, she thought. The brush of his skin on hers, his soft breathing in her neck⊠If only he had stood closer, even just for an instant. She stopped her mind from going any further. The butterflies in her stomach were back and her heart was ready to jump out of her chest, but itâd have to wait. They had a party to attend and some documents to steal.
She came down the stairs to join Lockwood and George, ready to leave. George was adjusting his bowtie in the mirror in the living room. She was surprised to see him look quite dashing.
âGeorge, promise me youâll make an effort to socialize and be as visible as you can tonight.â
âEasy for you to say, itâll be second nature for you to be at the center of attention!â
Lockwood laughed as he headed for the door and stopped in his tracks when she entered the room.
âEspecially if I have the most gorgeous girl at the party on my arm.â He said after a pause.
She blushed furiously at the remark. He had never complimented her so much, or been so kind to her before. She tried to keep a stiff upper lip, but really she was close to falling on her knees. It was like he loved tormenting her.
They stayed staring at each other in silence, their smiles getting wider every second.
âI think I liked it better when you were fighting.â Said George in an exasperated tone.
Lockwood ignored him as he crossed the room to offer her his arm.
âShall we?â
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The ride over to the fundraiser was a silent one, though the three of them were agitated. George kept adjusting his bowtie and cleaning his glasses, y/n checked her lipstick in her pocket mirror every five minutes. Lockwood kept fidgeting, but it wasnât really unusual for him. While they kept glancing anxiously at the road, he alternatively looked through each window like a toddler wondering if they were there yet. y/n did not share his excitement. She gripped the pearls around her neck and took a deep breath. Lockwood nudged his knee against hers to get her attention.
âItâs gonna go just fine.â He said in a low voice.
She smiled but it was rigid, almost fake. Panic was slowly strengthening its grip on her. What was she supposed to talk about with these people all night? She didnât have Lockwoodâs natural talent and ease when it came to socializing. She was terrified of saying something wrong and making a fool of herself. He rested a hand on her knee, bringing her out of her overwhelming thoughts.
âYouâll be great.â
She reached for his hand as she whispered a low âthank youâ.
Despite his best efforts to reassure her, the crowd on the sidewalk and the animation coming from the mansion brought back her insecurities. Everyone looked so elegant and influential that she instantly felt out of place.
The look on Georgeâs face reassured her a little bit. She wasnât the only one desperate to go home. They got out of the cab and mingled in the crowd waiting to check their coats. y/n took a first look at the faces she would have to talk to during the night, trying to recognize anyone that would be easier to talk to. None of them looked like she could have seen them around at Fittes, or clients she could have worked with. She did notice the catering van parked in front of an alleyway next to the house, the waiters and waitresses all gathered next to it. She saw Lucy and Norrie with them, acting professional. Before she could try to get their attention and ask them if they were okay, Lockwood grabbed her arm and led her inside.
The elegance of the hall did not prepare her for the spectacular room in which the event took place. An imposing marble staircase was lit with candles, so many she couldnât count them all, yet it was only half as much as the ones lighting up the crystal chandelier illuminating the room and taking up half the ceiling. If the Silverpoint Organization was a non-profit, they showed none of it during their receptions. The room was full of eloquent people, as she expected, most of them middle aged. Most men wore a lavender pin on their lapel, but some of them had a silver brooch in the shape of a harp instead. Women wore them too. She didnât know what it stood for and felt foolish, dreading the interactions to come even more now. Every now and then she saw agents in the crowd. Fittes, Rotwell, Tendyâs, Bunchurch too. Unsure what to do, George and y/n looked expectantly at Lockwood.
âWhy donât you two mingle, Iâll go get us some drinks.â He said cheerfully before leaving them to fend for themselves.
They didnât have time to protest, he was already lost in the crowd. George turned to her, suggesting that they should make a break for it while they still could. As much as she wished they could leave, she couldnât bail on their plan now.
âIâll make hot cocoa with extra whipped cream and those mini marshmallows you love so much!â He insisted with a pleading look.
âAs much as I want to, we canât.â
Before he could add anything that was likely to change her mind, the ringing of glasses rose through the air and soon the room fell silent. At the top of the grand staircase stood a man, stoic while he waited for the last conversations to die out.
âGood evening, ladies and gentlemen.â y/n was taken aback by the authority in his voice. She mustnât have been the only one. The first few guests at the end of the staircase had stood straighter at the words.
âI am Theodor Mullet, chairman of Mullet and Sons and your host for the night,â he continued, âI hope you are all enjoying your evening so far. The music will continue in a moment but first I wanted to thank you all for attending and for your generous donations. As you know, the Silverpoint Organization has been helping our brave agents in the small way it can for over 20 years now.â He went on to describe the actions the Organization had taken over the years, reassuring the attendees that their money would be put to good use. Even though she knew for a fact that the donations in question would be spent on the black market, a part of her couldnât help but believe he was telling the truth. The way he stood, tall and broad with his dark hair greying on the temples and his black glasses framing his gaze made him look straightforward. He didnât have the appearance of a lying politician like she expected, instead he looked very matter-of-fact, what you would expect of a businessman at the head of one of the largest companies in the country. As she analyzed his every feature, she noticed that he too wore a silver brooch in the shape of a harp on the lapel of his vest. She wondered what kind of association he shared with the guests she had seen with the same accessory in the crowd.
âIt was all the more important to me that all agencies attend this event, as both the Silverpoint Organization and Mullet&Sons want to further our relationship with them and support them all in keeping the nation safe. The courage of those young people is truly worth all our admiration, which is why I invite you all to raise a glass to the bravery of the agents present here with us tonight. May all agencies, big or small, defeat the Problem.â He raised his glass to the audience, and all guests followed suit. Many people were now staring at her and George with a mix of respect and pity.
âI could really use a drink⊠Where is Lockwood?â She said, turning towards George to avoid looking at the rest of the crowd.
âI donât know⊠I think Iâll go try the buffet.â
y/n was too nervous to eat anything, especially with all this unwanted attention directed towards her. It didnât seem to matter to George who was already gone before she could tell him that. She went her separate way to look for Lockwood in the crowd. It wouldnât have surprised her if she found him charming some prestigious guests with dazzling stories about one of their cases. He was made for this after all and he had a knack for embellishing random anecdotes, turning them into thrilling quests. She tried to break through the crowd as respectfully as she could, overhearing small talk about what a fantastic man Theodor Mullet was or vivid debates about what the Organizationâs next actions should be. She grew desperate the longer she looked. Without Lockwood, she didnât think she could manage talking about those topics for an entire evening.
Relief flooded her when she spotted him next to the bar, glasses in hand. She got closer and stopped a few feet away, frozen. Her already dreadful evening turned even worse. She watched as El gently but confidently stroked his arm, throwing their head back in an exaggerated laughter that rose above the commotion. They did always have a flare for the dramatic. Lockwood smiled politely, but she couldnât tell if he was genuinely enjoying talking to them. She dismissed the idea immediately. El was too proud, too flashy and overall, too much and Lockwood couldnât enjoy the company of someone like this. Or could he? He looked around the room but didnât notice the small sign she gave him, discreetly asking if he needed help. Before she could try something else, he was drawn back into the conversation, El clinging to his arm more every passing second. The knot in her stomach tightened.
She looked over at the buffet where George was having a better time than she was, enjoying the canapes that Lucy and Norrie or some of their colleagues for the night had brought out. She tried to spot the girls to make sure everything was fine but she couldnât find them among the waiters. When she looked back over at Lockwood, El had placed a hand on his chest, now stroking his tie. She reached them in two strides, not minding the people previously in her way.
âThere you are!â She pressed a kiss on his cheek. âIâve been looking all over for you! Thank you for getting me a drink!â She said as she reached for the second glass he had in hand, interlocking her arm with his.
She looked up to see the confused look on his face. She ignored it and stared at El with feigned surprise.
âOh⊠long time no see.â
El was staring back with barely hidden disgust.
âSo you two are-â
âI heard you didnât make it into Kippsâ teamâŠâ She didnât let them finish. âThatâs too bad.â
Their eyes darkened at that mention.
âIâve moved on to better things.â
y/n huffed as she rolled her eyes.
âIâve been working closely with Mrs. Dufour actually.â They said with a proud smirk. âIt pays really well. And I get to meet a lot of influential people⊠Very influential. If I were you, Iâd watch my back.â
She was barely surprised at that revelation.
âI see your loyalty hasnât changed. At least it looks like your nose just about recovered, thatâs a relief.â She forced a smile. Lockwood was staring at her with confusion, not saying a word.
She started to turn away, dragging Lockwood by the hand with her, when they forcefully grabbed her arm.
âIâm sorry your late-night encounter with Rasler didnât manage to drive you out of town. Maybe next time Iâll finish the job myself.â
Lockwood untangled his arm and came to stand between them. His features were sharper than usual, his jaw clenched in anger. Even when they had particularly bad fights, he never looked so stern.
âOh you have your prince charming coming to your rescue now! How adorable.â
They both were about to protest when El continued.
âPlease donât make a scene, this a class A event after all.â They looked back at her. âNot that you should get used to that, y/n.â
El then turned away and headed for the bar.
âAre you okay?â Lockwood asked her, worried.
âI should be the one to ask you that. How long were you stuck talking to them?â
He instinctively offered her his arm as they walked away from the scene.
âThey ambushed me right after the speech. You have some very questionable acquaintances.â
âWell, I did punch them in the face, it made the inconvenience more palatable.â
She was about to take a sip of her champagne when Lockwood stopped abruptly, making her almost spill her drink. He looked at his reflection in one of the mirrors adorning the room before turning towards her.
ây/n, have I been walking around with your lipstick on my cheek for the past ten minutes?â
She laughed, louder than she had meant, only now paying attention to the very defined dark red shape of her lips on his pale skin.
âThatâs not funny I look ridiculous!â
âItâs a little bit funny.â She said gasping for air. âAdmit it!â
He smiled, but the blush on his cheeks betrayed his embarrassment.
âItâll come off easily I swear!â She said, dragging him out of the ballroom to look for a bathroom.
He kept his hand on his cheek, trying to hide the source of his shame. y/n had stopped laughing, the realization of what she had done only hitting her now. It was her turn to blush. She wasnât thinking, she acted on instinct. But why did her instinct have to make her do this in particular?
They reached a corridor lit with golden sconces on the wall. The light was softer here, giving the space a more intimate atmosphere.
âWas the kiss really necessary?â Lockwood asked in a lower voice now that they were further from the crowd.
She forced her embarrassment down and used all the courage she could muster to look in his eyes. His smirk betrayed the seriousness of his tone. He was messing with her.
âNext time Iâll let you fend for yourself.â She answered.
âDo you have many more nemeses I should be on the lookout for?â
âNo, I donât. Unless Dufour decides to go for someone half her age.â She joked.
âI should be safe from this kind of situation then.â
She looked through every door, looking for any room that would have a sink or a vanity, anything to help save his case.
âI wouldnât be too sure of that if I were you.â She said absentmindedly, opening yet another door. âYouâre young, attractive, you own your company⊠How come in a place as big as this one none of these doors are bathrooms?â
âYou think Iâm-â
âAh! There we are, finally!â She led him into the powder room. She looked for a tissue or anything that would help him get the lipstick stain off. The room matched the elegance of the mansion, fancy soaps and cloth towels displayed next to the sink for the comfort of the guests. She ran a hand towel under the faucet, added some soap and handed it to Lockwood. He stared at her for a few seconds, before reaching for it. He rubbed the cloth on his face, staining it red. Somehow, he made the mark bigger, spreading it across his whole cheek. She laughed as he helplessly looked up at her in the mirror.
âThis is all your fault, need I remind you.â
He tried to look upset, but soon he laughed with her at the scene, mocking his own reflection.
âI look like a clown.â
She took the cloth out of his hand and told him to crouch a little so she could take care of it. He leaned slightly against the sink, enough to meet her at eye level. She gently lifted and turned his chin to clean the rest of her lipstick off. He looked at her softly while she worked. She tried to ignore him or the way the soft bathroom light made his eyes sparkle. His eyelashes looked longer somehow. Maybe it was because she was seeing them from so close.
âThere.â She said softly. âItâs gone.â
She looked back into his eyes. He was already staring. He smiled softly but didnât say anything.
âYou could thank me, you know?â
âFor cleaning up your mess? Do you want a medal too?â He smiled wider. She laughed.
âYou jerk!â She threw the towel at him, without doing much damage as it was thrown from so close. âI could also make it worse.â
âYou wouldnât dare.â He said defiantly.
She held his stare, becoming increasingly aware of their proximity. Heat creeped up her cheeks, but she didnât want to move. Instead, she leaned into it, inching ever so slightly closer to him. She rested her hand on the edge of the sink, her fingers meeting the warmth of the back of his hand instead. He opened his palm and wrapped his fingers around hers. He subtly parted his lips, making her look at them then back into his eyes. He did the same. His other hand came to rest on her waist. His touch was delicate and soft, yet it was enough to send shivers down her back. It reached the small of her back, bringing her slowly closer to him, his eyes still focused on hers.
The door suddenly opened, making them both jump up in surprise.
âThis isnât the bathroom!â He man said loudly in the hallway before shutting the door.
She instinctively checked her hair in the mirror. Lockwood stood straighter, clearing his throat. She looked back at him with a thin smile, hoping the dim light hid her crimson cheeks.
âThank you⊠for your help.â
âOh youâre welcome!â She stammered. âYouâre very welcome.â
They stood awkwardly, not sure what to do next.
ây/n⊠Do youâŠâ
âI- uh we should go.â
She exited the room, flushed and a little disoriented. Lockwood called after her, asking her to wait. She wanted to turn back, desperately so, but a voice inside her head kept her from it. They were colleagues, she reminded herself. The voice of reason that had snuck into her head the morning after they fell asleep on the couch came screaming back, listing everything that was questionable about her behaviour. She never would have dared anything like this when she was at Fittesâ. Lockwoodâs recklessness was rubbing off on her and her conscience wasnât having any of it. Her crush was inappropriate and now was certainly not the time to get lost in it. She headed back towards the ballroom to make sure enough guests witnessed her presence, but Lockwood caught up with her, reaching for her hand.
ây/n wait, please. Iâm sorry I shouldnât haveâŠâ
She looked back at him, her face still flushed from the moment they had shared.
âNo, itâs me. I let my feelings get the best of me. We should really head back before someone notices weâre missing.â She said as she tried to regain composure.
âYour⊠feelings?â He asked, intrigued. He tried to act casual, but a grin had already formed at the corner of his mouth.
She didnât think it was possible to be more embarrassed but here she was. She looked at him with wide eyes, realizing what had slipped out of her mouth and hurried back to the reception, hoping that the night wouldnât get any worse. She heard Lockwood run after her and she instinctively hid among the guests in response. She grabbed a glass of champagne being served by one of the waiters and swallowed it down in full gulps. If anything else didnât go as expected, at least she would find it funny. She spotted George still standing next to the buffet. He was joined by Lockwood a few minutes later, who still scanned the crowd, she guessed he was looking for her. She turned her back to him to avoid his eyes and knocked into someone. She apologized profusely, silently cursing this night and everything that had led her there in the first place.
ây/n? What are you doing here?â
She looked up to see her old team leader standing there, glass of champagne in hand, wearing a tuxedo that somehow made him look even more intimidating than his grey uniform.
âKipps! Hi!â She answered.
âI didnât expect to see you here tonight!â
âMe neither if Iâm honest. Youâre here to represent Fittes Iâm guessing?â
âOfficially yes.â He said, but his voice had an edge.
âOfficially?â
âIâm actually glad to see you again. I could use your insight on something.â He added in a growingly ominous tone.
âKipps, whatâs going on?â She asked impatiently.
âYeah Kipps, whatâs going on?â said a voice behind her. She didnât need to turn around to know that Lockwood was looking down at him with the smug look he always had when he fed into that ridiculous rivalry of theirs.
âNot now Tony, I need y/nâs advice on something.â
âOh really? And what would that be, Kipps? Put your team members in unfathomable danger again? How many children have you traumatized this time?â
âLockwood, please. This is important.â She had no idea what Kipps wanted her advice on, but she wasnât ready to face Lockwood yet. She wouldnât be for a while. She looked up at him to silently tell him to go. He looked back at her and his smile vanished. She didnât think this would hurt him, but however ridiculous his fight with Kipps was, his pride was taking a hit having to walk away. It didnât help that Kipps added insult to injury with snobbish remarks, not caring how childish it made him look.
She started to walk towards an empty corner of the room, grabbing another glass on her way. Kipps followed closely.
âWhat is this all about Kipps?â
âIâm not just here to represent Fittes.â He paused significantly, as if he enjoyed building some kind of suspense around his intentions. âIâm trying to collect more information on Dufour.â
She stayed quiet for a minute as she tried to process what all it implied. On the one hand, they had a potential new ally in this mess. On the other hand, Kipps could make their whole plan fail and this would not end well. She took another sip to calm her nerves and frowned.
âWhat do you mean?â
ây/n, you never needed to tell me what happened for me to understand that she fired you because you got in the way.â
A new wave of panic washed over her. She hadnât told him the whole story, she reminded herself. And she hadnât seen him since that awful article had been published to humiliate her. There was no way he could have come to the same conclusions.
âI mean, you noticed a lot earlier than me how strange she was acting. After that article came out, I kept an eye on her when I could. There was more and more chatter among supervisors about her. Many clients had started complaining and it was reaching higher level executives. It was pretty obvious where all of this was heading.â He said in a sly tone. She finished her glass. Maybe he had. Â
âSheâs getting fired and tries to find a job with the Organization!â He concluded, congratulating his deduction skills. At least he wasnât onto them. She was about to ask what kind of advice he expected her to give him when he started monologuing again. He visibly hadnât told anyone about this and was getting too enthusiastic finally sharing his theories.
âIâve already talked to a few guests about this, subtly mind you. I try to stay discreet on this whole thing. I managed to talk to one of the members of the Organization and left him with plenty to think about.â He said with a grin.
âWhat do you⊠I mean, what kind of advice are you looking for exactly?â
âWell letâs just say that the few anecdotes I shared tonight might jeopardize some of Dufourâs opportunities.â He winked at her. âI didnât really need your advice, I just wanted to tell you that what she did is unforgivable, and she had no right to take you off my team. Iâm just making sure she pays her dues.â
Apparently in Dufourâs case karma had a name and it was Quill F. Kipps. She smiled and the alcohol made her laugh much more than anticipated. She held onto him as she threw her head back in a fit of laughter, tears starting to prickle the corner of her eyes.
âThatâs really sweet of you Kipps, thank you.â She said when her breathing evened out.
âI was proud to have you on my team y/n.â He said, raising his glass. She grabbed another one on a tray a waiter was passing around to clink a glass with his.
âYou know,â She said, taking another sip, âI was always so intimidated by you. I was constantly trying to impress you.â
âWell, you did.â
Even though they hadnât worked together in months, his recognition still made her feel queasy. Or maybe she was drunker than she realized. She looked away, searching for her reflection to make sure she wasnât as red as she felt she was. Instead, she saw Lockwood watching the whole scene.
âWould you like to dance, maybe?â Kipps asked behind her.
She looked back at him, unable to refuse after what he had done for her. They headed towards the dancing crowd and when she looked back, Lockwood was gone. She tried to focus on her steps and not let him distract her movements. Her head was dangerously dizzy and if it was not for Kippsâ arm around her waist she would have fallen down twice already.
The song felt like it was going on forever, her feet were killing her and a headache started to hurt her temples. After another spin, she spotted Norrieâs red hair from afar, tray in hand and a wide smile on her face. She locked eyes with her and winked before heading back towards the buffet. Did Lucy manage to get the documents? She tried to look around to see if George or Lockwood had the folder. There were so many faces to look at. She lost her balance and tripped, saved by her dancing partnerâs quick reflexes.
ây/n are you okay? You should drink some water.â He said as he led her towards the bar. He helped her sit down and brought her a glass, checking if she was alright. He never let go of her hand the whole time.
âIâm fine, I think I just had too much champagne.â
She barely had the time to take a sip of water when a familiar voice resonated behind her.
âWhat the hell did you do to her?â
She felt Lockwood place his arm behind her back, his touch just as warm as it had been a few hours earlier. His other hand reached her chin, making her look up at him with sleepy eyes.
âDid he make you drink too much?â He asked her in a softer tone, worry filling his voice.
âThis is ridiculous!â Kipps answered.
âYou shut up!â
âCome on Tony, throwing a tantrum because I danced with your girlfriend, seriously?â
âYou-â
âLockwood! Iâm okay, I swear.â She intervened. âKipps youâve been great tonight. Thank you for everything, but donât ruin it now.â She squeezed his hand before letting go. She turned back towards Lockwood. âMaybe we should go now? The first guests seem to be leaving too.â
He hadnât stopped glaring towards Kipps. When he looked back down at her, he sighed before agreeing.
âWhy donât you go look for George? Iâll be with you in a minute.â
He seemed surprised at her words, like he couldnât conceive letting her alone with Kipps any longer. He pressed his hand against her back before heading towards the hall. She stood back up, struggling with the height of her heals. Kipps helped her up, holding her still as she tried to find her balance.
âThank you for everything, Kipps. I never thought you would help me get revenge on Dufour and I have to say that I greatly appreciate it.â
âI tried being the bigger person but it didnât work out too well for me.â
She teased him once more about the childish fight he had with Lockwood, not convinced that he could ever be the bigger person. They laughed, and she felt truly happy at the comradery they shared. She offered to meet him some time for coffee. He agreed and told her she should probably get back to her boss to avoid any trouble at home. She answered that he was annoying as they hugged goodbye and he ruffled her hair in exchange. With a smile, she headed towards the entrance where Lockwood was already waiting with her coat in hand.
As soon as they got in the car, Lockwood pulled a folder out of his jacket. His smile was radiant as he went over the numbers. They were more than enough to put the Organization in trouble, and hopefully Dufour with it too. As enthusiastic as he was, they were too exhausted to be receptive. George swore he would never set foot in this kind of event ever again while y/n struggled to stay awake.
âIâd rather fight thirteen limbless than talk to another member of that stupid organization.â He exclaimed, shuffling in his seat, disturbing her as she rested her head against the window. There was no time for her to fall asleep, as the cab was already slowing down in front of the house.
George practically jumped out of the car, eager to go to bed to âput this horrible night behind himâ. She didnât know what happened that made him so irritable, but she was sure she had missed something while she was talking to Kipps. Lockwood stepped out next, waiting beside the door to help her out. It was out of necessity more than chivalry since her knees buckled when she stood up. Never leaving her side, he helped her up the stairs into the hall. She started walking or rather stumbling towards the stairs when Lockwood stopped her in her tracks.
âYou should drink at least two full glasses of water before sleeping.â
She didnât answer and simply pouted like a child.
âFine, if you can walk up to the attic on your own, I wonât make you drink water.â
She gave him an exaggerated smile and immediately tripped over the first step. He put his arm around her and led her towards the kitchen.
She rested against the countertop while he poured her a glass from the tap. She drank it all and he filled it up again. She smiled lazily. She couldnât keep her eyes off him. He stared back, making sure she drank it all. The stood there for a few minutes in a comfortable silence, wordlessly getting lost in each otherâs eyes.
âThank you for taking care of me.â She said while tilting her head to the side.
It was a bad call. She couldnât even move her head without being a fall risk.
He caught her just in time, as he always had this evening, and held her closer to start the long climb to the attic. She rested her face against his chest, nestling and taking comfort in his reassuring scent.
âOh noâŠâ She muttered under her breath.
âWhatâs wrong?â
âIâm putting make-up all over your shirt.â Her voice was sad but she made no move to try and stop it.
âItâs not the first time you put your make-up all over me tonight, darling. I think Iâll be alright.â
After the first flight of stairs, she slouched even more against him. Instead of taking the way up to the attic, he led her towards the opposite end of the hallway in his room. She didnât register until he laid her down on his bed. The blanket she felt underneath her fingertips wasnât the same texture as the one she had gotten used to.
âLockwood I canât sleep in your bed.â She mumbled, her face pressed into a pillow.
âOf course you can. Youâre half asleep already.â
âYeah but-â
âIâll go sleep in your bed for tonight.â
She muttered an âokayâ barely audible, drifting in and out of consciousness.
âI think thatâs enough drinking and dancing for a while.â He said as he pressed a soft kiss against her temple.
âHardly, I didnât even get to dance with you!â Her eyelids started to close. âYouâre the only one I wanted to dance with.â
She closed her eyes and fell asleep instantly, not noticing when Lockwood exited the room quietly.
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She woke up to the sound of hammers from the construction across the street. The sun burned her eyes and a painful headache pressed her forehead when she tightly closed her eyelids. She reached for the closest pillow and buried her head under it, hoping to draw out the hurtful sound and the blinding light. It didnât do much, but it had the perk of surrounding her with a familiar comforting scent. She didnât know how long she stayed like this. She remembered this wasnât her room and she was surprised that no one had come in yet. She turned on her side and opened her eyes carefully. The first thing she saw was a glass of water resting on the bedside table. The second was Lockwoodâs clothes from last night hanging on the back of his chair. She stared at them for a while, wondering if he had been comfortable enough to change in the same room she was passed out in. While she was sleeping in his bed, nonetheless. She tried the best she could to sit up. Drinking on an empty stomach had not done her any favor. There wasnât much chance she would get anything done today. She drank the glass left for her and rose up with great difficulty.
Everything hurt. She made her way down the stairs, and by the time she reached the kitchen someone had made her a plate with warm toast. It was sitting on the table at the seat she usually took but there was no one around to greet her. She forced herself to eat even though her stomach wasnât cooperative and drank as much water as she could, hoping it would help getting over her hangover. The house was quiet. It was a nice change from the noises that had woken her up but it was unsettling not hearing any sign of life. Usually when she thought she was alone she would still hear Lockwood training in the basement or George mutter something under his breath while researching a case. It was rare that the both of them left at the same time. She wondered where they could have gone as she made her way back up the stairs. She passed the library and the turning of pages made her turn around. Lockwood was sitting in his armchair, flipping through his magazine the way he usually did in the late hours of the night after a case. He was impeccable as always and she felt acutely self-conscious standing there at the beginning of the afternoon with messy hair and probably runny make-up all over her face. If he looked up from his magazine she didnât pay him any attention and ran upstairs to try and look more presentable, no matter how awful she felt.
âAre you feeling better?â He asked when she came back down, not looking up from what he was reading. She took the sit next to him.
âAs good as I can.â She answered, massaging her temples.
He pushed forward a glass of water on the table between them.
âWhereâs George?â She asked between two sips.
âI sent him to deliver the documents to DEPRAC. I thought he was better suited to leave it anonymously with a semblance of discretion. If Barnes ever saw me there, we could never get away with it.â
âSmart.â She had avoided his eyes the entire time. The entire night was blurry, but the alcohol had not erased the specific memories she was trying to ignore. They stayed in an uncomfortable silence until he finished his magazine, eventually closing it and putting it back on the table between them. The ghost-jar was back into the fireplace, covered in ashes with burn marks here and there. She wondered when George had found the time to keep experimenting on it with how busy they had been these past few weeks. Instead of making its usual horrible faces it simply stared at her. It looked over at Lockwood who didnât seem to pay him no mind, then back at her with that same insistent stare. It made her even more uncomfortable than the heavy silence filling the room. When she got up to get away from it, it smiled. A crude and devilish smile. What a horrid wretched thing. She was too distracted to realize that Lockwood had followed her into the hall.
ây/n, about last nightâŠâ
Before she could turn around, the entire chain of events flashed before her eyes. What part did he want to talk about: her drunken state, the night she spent in his bed, the lipstick mark she left on his cheek or the way she almost kissed him? She couldnât pick which would be more embarrassing. She didnât want to talk about any of it either. She didnât even want to think about it, though this part was harder than it looked. Heat rose to her cheeks at the memory of his hand around her waist in that first-floor bathroom. After behaving so recklessly, a conversation like this was bound to happen. They might as well get it over with.
âI just wanted to sayâŠâ
When she finally mustered the courage to look him in the eye, the doorbell rang.
âIâll get it!â She said, hurrying to open the door.
It was Kipps, coming to see if she was feeling better.
âIâm doing alright! Thanks for checking in.â
âI brought you some chocolate chip cookies from a bakery near my flat. Thought they could help.â
âThatâs sweet of you Kipps but weâre a doughnut family here.â Lockwood said before snatching the bag out of his hands, coming behind her to wave Kipps away. Kipps ignored him and turned his attention back to her.
âIf youâre feeling okay maybe we could grab that cup of coffee you talked about last night?â
âThanks but Iâm still feeling a bit sick, Iâd love to go out when Iâm fully recovered though!â
âSure, give me a call when youâre free. Take care, alright?â
âI will, thank you.â
She waved back at him as he left and slowly closed the door behind her. Lockwood was standing silently at the bottom of the stairs.
âYou asked Kipps to get coffee after what happened last night?â
âYes, heâs been a real friend to me. Heâs helping me with Dufour without me asking.â
âWhat do you mean heâs helping you? Have you been cooperating with him behind our backs?â
âOf course not! I just found out heâs been giving her bad press.â
âSo, it wasnât a date then?â
âAre you jealous of Quill Kipps?â She asked with a laugh.
âHow dare you say something like that under my roof!â
They both smiled at the situation, easing the tension that was there a few minutes earlier.
âBut seriously, y/n. I wanted to apologize about last night. I never meant to make anything weird or-â
âCan we just say that we both acted dumb?â
He took a few seconds to consider her offer.
âWell, you started it.â He grinned.
She looked at him defiantly. She would not take the fall for this, even though her unrequited crush was definitely to blame.
âDidnât you call me darling last night?â
He blushed at the mention, only saved by the front door opening and letting George in, followed closely by Inspector Barnes. The intrusion of the DEPRAC representative took them aback. They stared mutely back and forth between George and the inspector, waiting for an explanation. The man stared back at them, a familiar folder in hand. Without saying a word, Lockwood led him to the living room. y/n closed the door before joining them. Barnes stood in the middle of the room, glaring between them, holding up the folder and pointing it accusingly at Lockwood.
âI donât want to know how you could have gotten your hand on these documents.â
âIâve never seen that folder before in my life.â Lockwood replied, feigning innocence.
âShut it! I donât care how you did it, I know it was you. Otherwise, I wouldnât have caught Karim here sneaking out of Scotland Yard after an âanonymous contributionâ was made for the case you seem to be tied to.â He glared in her direction to punctuate his words. After holding her stare in an anger-fueled silence, he looks down in resignation. âAs much as I hate to admit it, this evidence makes our case stronger against the Silverpoint Organization.â
She couldnât help a thin smile to form on her lips. She looked back at Lockwood, relieved. He was already looking back at her with a soft smile. He winked before looking back at Barnes with a proud smile.
âDonât even dare congratulate yourselves for this. Next time you step out of line, one mistake and I revoke your license and shut down this agency for good.â
They all looked down, trying to hide their joy at hearing that their plan had worked. After a few more minutes of silent scolding, the inspector aimed for the door.
âAn audit of the organizationâs finances will start in a few days and weâll probably put an end to your surveillance.â He turned back. âThat does not mean that you should get back to breaking any law-â
âDoes that mean that Dufour will be arrested soon?â y/n couldnât help asking, interrupting Barnes who had an exasperated look on his face. He sighed.
âUnfortunately, like any person involved in relic dealings the only evidence that can guarantee an arrest are catching the perpetrators in the act. Iâm afraid Mrs. Dufour will remain free for now.â He didnât seem as frustrated as she was. Probably because this kind of injustice was commonplace in his line of work. Still, her highest hopes came crashing down. The rollercoaster from the joy of their success to this disillusion made her sick.
âOh.â She simply said.
âIâll do my best to get her complaint against you dropped. Donât get the idea of putting yourself in any more danger to get more evidence yourself. Am I clear?â
âPerfectly clear, inspector.â
The three of them led him back to the front door. When she closed it behind him, George and Lockwood both placed an arm around her.
âWeâll figure something out.â Lockwood said. âI promise.â
âItâs alright.â She said in a flat tone. âIâll go lie down for a while, I think Iâm still sick from the champagne.â
As she went up the stairs, her mind was already reeling. If Barnes couldnât get the evidence he needed to put Dufour away for good, sheâd find a way to do it herself.
#who follows the rules anyway#ukuwrites#lockwood and co fic#lockwood and co#anthony lockwood x reader#anthony lockwood x y/n#anthony lockwood#lockwood & co#george karim#lucy carlyle#norrie white#quill kipps#montagu barnes#save lockwood and co
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The crossover is giving me an excuse to draw Barnes as a centaur
#lockwood and co#percy jackson#lockwood & co#pjo#lock x pjo#kipps quill#quill kipps#kat godwin#montagu barnes#lucy carlyle#fanart#lilyznow art#camp half blood#artist on tumblr#Kipps is Ares dissapointment#but Aphrodite likes him and practically adopted him#so Ares is âniceâ to not upset her#lockwood au
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Lucy, George, Holly, Flo, Kipps, Barnes, etc: Lockwood, no!!
Lockwood: Lockwood, yes!!
#lockwood and co#save lockwood and co#incorrect quotes#but is it though#anthony lockwood#lucy carlyle#george cubbins#george karim#holly munro#quill kipps#flo bones#montagu barnes#lockwood & co#35 portland row#my post#idk if this has been done before
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Okay folks, but mainly Locknation, @wishingmyhairred has come up with 6 signs of cancellations even before premierre of a Netflix show! And there are case studies, but we'll be focusing on Lockwood and Co for this one
go check out the full analysis on twitter!
link on twitter: https://twitter.com/Spicetea23/status/1758565242718581089
Spotlight thread for lockwood and co: https://twitter.com/Spicetea23/status/1758565242718581089







#lockwood and co#lockwood & co#locknation#save lockwood and co#save lockwood#save lockwood & co#l&co#lockwood netflix#netflix lockwood and co#fuck netflix#anthony lockwood#lucy carlyle#quill kipps#george cubbins#george karim#holly munro#skull in a jar#flo bones#montagu barnes#locklyle
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Barnes: Honestly, you're doing a lot better than I expected.
Lockwood: It feels like all I managed to do is... not die...
Barnes: Believe me, that is a remarkably rare skill.
#lockwood and co#anthony lockwood#lockwood#inspector barnes#montagu barnes#lockwood and co incorrect quotes
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Barnes, lecturing Lockwood and Co. on what not to do: No drinking, no smoking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercing, no ritualistic animal slaughter of any kindâ
Barnes: Oh God, Iâm giving them ideas, arenât I?
#source: pintrest#lockwood and co#montagu barnes#netflix lockwood and co#anthony lockwood#george karim#source: tumblr#george cubbins
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haven't done this in a while, so here !! l&co as stuff I've heard/said in the past few months, bc I don't remember exact exchanges before then đđ
arguably more unhinged for reasons unknown. fate of Gods favorite clown idk
Lucy: I thought Billie Joe Armstrong went to the moon for a long time, honestly.
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Lucy: [calling Barnes] there's a stranger at our house. she tried really hard to get in, and--
Lockwood, in the distance: we broke all the stranger danger rules.
Lucy: we broke all the stranger danger rules.
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Holly: Lockwood, you have the coolest style.
Lockwood: thanks!
Lucy: what?!? she just tells me I look gay.
Lucy: and homeless.
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holly: I want to help disabled kids ride a tricycle. wait, I meant to say horses.
lockwood: you want to help disabled horses ride a tricycle??????
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Lucy: I don't have mommy issues I just don't like my mom.
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Lucy: you gave me a framed photo for my birthday
Lucy: and within thirty minutes you stepped on it.
Lockwood: but then I bought you a new frame!!!
Lucy: and then I opened it, and it looked like you stepped on it.
Lockwood: well I'm not buying you another one.
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skull: ugh, theyre so obsessed with how they look.
lucy, nodding: yeah, they're all "oh I'm so perfect!" preps. they definitely shave their legs.
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Lockwood: I need to work on my swearing problem, cuz there are adults around and they don't li-- *drops thermos* ow FUCK
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Lockwood: shut the windows. shut the fucking windows, I feel like we're being watched.
Lucy: hahaha, this is fucking terrifying.
Lockwood: here are the knives.
Holly: do you have any baseball bats? I don't want to stab people.
George: no, but we have crutches. we can hit people with them.
Holly, nodding: that's good.
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Lockwood: I'm stupid.
Kipps: no you're not- yes you are. I don't know why I said you're not, so I had to correct myself.
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holly: if we kill someone, we'll get in.... trouble.
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George: shit!! I mean fuck!!! I mean crap!!!
Lucy, hitting him repeatedly: stop CURSING YOU FUCKING-- DANG IT!!!!!
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Holly: do you ever get the urge to be randomly violent, like-
[loud clatter as lockwood and kipps beat each other up in the background]
holly: yeah like that.
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Kipps, on searching for Bobby: I used to just grab any kid I saw about his height with brown hair, but that caused problems.
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Lucy: what's your biggest fear?
Lockwood: what? spiders.
Lucy: no the other one
Lockwood: change.
Lucy: no the-- the other one.
George: what do you WANT FROM HIM-
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lucy: you're going to make me have a gambling addiction.
skull, nodding: that's the idea.
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George: pff my mom says im special.
Lockwood: im also special! they put me in classes about it.
[Lockwood and George burst out laughing while everyone else stares]
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[Lucy and George are punching each other, screaming, and spewing out profanity in sign language]
George: literally nobody even looked up
Lucy: we're at the point where it's normal
George: yeah, haha!
Lucy: haha!
[a moment of heavy breathing and grinning before they begin fucking attacking each other again]
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George, to Lucy: ugh im so sore. why do you keep punching me.
[Lucy punches him]
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ok last one but this was a hell of a fucking convo and it was so funny everyone just jumped in with random twists đđ
[kipps crew, l&co, and flo are all sitting in barnes otherwise empty office]
George: kipps sounds terminally online, but I can't figure out yet if it's the normal kind or if he has. like. a kin list.
Lucy: the two extremes. normal or homestuck.
George: I read all of homestuck but it's okay I'm normal now
skull: im-
lucy: skull YOU'RE terminally online, but like the video gamer kind. kipps sounds like he had a my hero academia phase.
Lockwood: I was friends with someone who would roleplay mha all the time.
George: like pretend to have powers or something?
Lockwood: no, like pretend to be the characters. interact as them.
bobby: I don't roleplay, but I like to imagine I'm a different person with powers sometimes :)
ned: ha, furry.
flo: furry? one of my friends knows a furry who got her tail stolen, and she's in the office right now.
Lockwood: like today??
flo: yeah today. she's there right now.
Lockwood: [silence] oh.
flo: yeah they just. yoink.
[silence]
bobby: .....im not a furry but--
Lucy: aaaand gonna stop you right there before you make things worse for yourself
kat: why can't we EVER have normal conversations
#pov the most insane person you know has friends and theyre just as bad#bonus points if you can guess who was me bc a lot of these things i said some of lol#lockwood and co#anthony lockwood#lucy carlyle#holly munro#quill kipps#george cubbins#george karim#bobby vernon#ned shaw#kat godwin#flo bones#montagu barnes#lockwood & co#incorrect quotes#sort of lol
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barnes, to lockwood and lucy:Â *holding knife out in front of them* Are you or are you not an enemy of the people?! lockwood:Â ... lucy:Â ... lockwood:Â That is such an open-ended question. lucy:Â Yeah, it really depends on a lot of different factors-
#lockwood and co incorrect quotes#lockwood and co netflix#lockwood and co#anthony lockwood#lockwood & co netflix#lucy carlyle#montagu barnes
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assigning psychiatric medication to lockwood & cast
lockwood: lithium âš baby needs a mood stabilizer and zoloft for depression
lucy: wellbutrin warrior for anxiety/depression & seroquel đ„
george: vyvanse and lexapro for anxiety
kipps: xanax. xanax xanax xanax
barnes: prozac đ
holly: effexor
kat: nicotine (bobby: thatâs not medication, kat)
bobby: ativan & chocolate milk
ned: unmedicated but spends all his paychecks on pokemon cards
flo: self medicated but a lady never tells
#all agents should receive DEPRAC comped therapy and medication but we know what the NHS is like#iâm so interested in the mental health side of the problem in relation to the current dysfunction of the NHS#maybe iâll write another fic abt it#tag yourself iâm lucy & george#quill kipps#kat godwin#anthony lockwood#lucy carlyle#lockwood and co#bobby vernon#lockwood & co#george karim#flo bones#montagu barnes#l&co#hollcwboy#lockwood & headcanon
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lockwood & co characters as random memes on my phone
LUCY

LOCKWOOD

GEORGE

KIPPS

HOLLY

SKULL

BARNES
MARISSA

JOPLIN

GOLDEN BLADE

#lockwood and co#lockwood and co memes#lockwood & co#anthony lockwood#lucy carlyle#george karim#quill kipps#holly munro#the skull#skull lockwood and co#montagu barnes#marissa fittes#penelope fittes#the golden blade#pamela joplin
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