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Lockwood: I love you. 

Lucy: How many people have you said that to? 

Lockwood: Everyone. 

Lucy: What? 

Lockwood: I told everyone that I love you.

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i present to you: shades of skully

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Barnes: Honestly, you're doing a lot better than I expected.

Lockwood: It feels like all I managed to do is... not die...

Barnes: Believe me, that is a remarkably rare skill.

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Fairfax: Okay, so get this.

Fairfax: Your make ten meals, you're not a cook.

Fairfax: You make twenty paintings, you're not an artist.

Fairfax: But you kill ONE PERSON-

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Lockwood: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Lucy: Sure!

Lucy: What's your favourite colour?

Lockwood, laser focused: Triangle. Do you love me?

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Lucy: Is this your plan B?

Lockwood: Technically, this is plan P.

Lucy: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Lockwood: Yes, but we get married in plan M.

Lucy: I like plan M.

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Lockwood: Can I get a large vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots.

Lucy: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

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George: Okay, we need to find a way out of here.

Lockwood and Lucy: Burn down the building.

Flo: I’ve got an idea, but we’re going to need a tugboat.

George: Tugboats and arson, that’s all I ever get from you guys.

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acgas 2020 is a family drama, and acgas 1978 is a comedy.

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BRO

Fic idea: in The Grey Lady, the psogger's spirit guide 'Tony' (the one who says, 'smth bad happened here') is actually real and it's Anthony Havers trying to reach out to Cap.

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help i wrote a fic

slight spoiler: its got their names in it (but nothing from the archives)

sorry its not on ao3 they havent invited me yet :'(

rating: K/T

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why are simon and will in love

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Aziraphale's bookshop is listed on Google Maps.

There aren't many photos and the phone number only has half a chance of connecting, according to some reviews.

The opening hours are strange and they change constantly, causing undue stress to any shoppers trying to plan ahead.

It is however, rated 5 stars by one 'snekysnek'.

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I'm watching ghosts s5 at my own pace so if i see any spoilers i'm gonna kill and eat your husband so just don't 😘

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(scottish — if david can do the accent?) is arguably the funniest stage direction ever written on a script.

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okay okay okay ik you guys want aziraphale to do the apology dance and it would be cute.....

BUT what if we got aziraphale trying to apologise to crowley (who's giving him no attention) and aziraphale is practically sobbing, so he tries to do the apology dance and it doesn't work. crowley realises that aziraphale does need him, and he probably ALSO hurt aziraphale too by rejecting his offer (it helps that his biggest weakness is aziraphale crying and this is the first time we would have seen crowley be the reason for it).

and then...

THEY BOTH DO THE DANCE TOGETHER AND THE BENTLEY PLAYS THE NIGHTENGALE SONG

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Have I told you how much I love this man yet