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I just realized that Edvy is the ultimate "would you still love me if I was a worm"...and I'm ashamed of how long that took me.

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Sanemi: "Fight me, you nerd-ass punk!"

Giyuu: "At least try to sound sophisticated when you threaten someone."

Sanemi: "Does thou wish to engage in a duel, my good bitch?"

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Me: doom scrolling my way through the morning waiting for the ritalin to kick in, pausing to actually watch one of them

Yakko: "Number One Sister, dust for prints!

Dot: "I found Prince!"

Yakko: "No, no, no, fingerprints."

Dot: after exchanging a brief glance with the musician in her grasp "I don't think so."

Me: keeps scrolling

Me: stopping abruptly a few reels later as the joke catches up to me

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Tanjirou: "Oh, fiddlesticks, this really ruffles my feathers."

Inosuke: "PLEASE just say FUCK!"

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Tanjirou: "I'm not worried."

Zenitsu: "Neither am I."

Inosuke: "Neither am I... but I don't care."

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Tengen: "You're repressing the memory, dude."

Muichirou: "Oh yeah, the vault. That's where the stuff I can't handle goes."

Muichirou: "Kerplunk."

Tengen: "Ok, so you even know you're doing it."

Muichirou: "Yeah."

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Zenitsu: "If you think I'm flirting with you, I'm just being friendly."

Zenitsu: "If you think I'm weird, and I make you feel uncomfortable, then I'm probably flirting with you."

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Tengen: "Why are short people so angry?"

Obanai: "I'm not fucking short!"

Mitsuri: "Iguro, stop using that bad language!"

Obanai: "It's fucking Japanese, it's the only language I know!"

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Kuwajima: "You're faced with several demons, and you're on your own. What do you do?"

Zenitsu: "Cry until you faint."

Kaigaku: "No, you moron."

Kuwajima: "Kaigaku, be nice."

Kaigaku: "Sorry, sir."

Zenitsu: "I hope your life is as pleasant as you are."

Kaigaku: "Right now, between you and me, one of us is smarter than you."

Zenitsu: "Thank you."

Kaigaku:

Zenitsu:

Kuwajima:

Zenitsu: "Wait."

Kaigaku: "You've only got two braincells, and both of them are fighting for third place."

Kuwajima: "Now, Kaigaku, don't underestimate him."

Kaigaku: "It's impossible to underestimate him."

Zenitsu: "Hey!"

Kaigaku: "I have ninty billion nerves, and you're on every single one of them.."

Zenitsu: "You'd fail a personality test."

Kaigaku: "When you took an IQ test, you scored in the negatives."

Zenitsu: "You're as bright as beige."

Kuwajima: "Oh damn."

Kaigaku: "You're so stupid that if you fell in a bucket of titties, you'd come out sucking your thumb."

Zenitsu: "Your face would make an onion cry."

Kaigaku: "If brains were dynamite, you couldn't even blow your nose."

Kuwajima: "I want to stop them, but I'm too impressed by their creativity to do so."

Zenitsu: "You're the black sheep of the human race."

Kaigaku: "You're dumber than a sack of hammers, and about half as useful."

Zenitsu: "You suck!"

Kaigaku: "And you swallow."

Zenitsu: "You're like a cloud. When you disappear, it's a beautiful day."

Kaigaku: "I've forgotten more than you've ever known."

Zenitsu: "I'll never forget the day we meet... but that doesn't mean I won't keep trying."

Kuwajima: "Oldie but goodie, fair enough."

Kaigaku: "You're proof the gene pool needs lifeguards."

Zenitsu: "Being bitter won't make you more attractive."

Kaigaku: "You look like I drew you with my left hand."

Zenitsu: "If I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd get change back."

Kuwajima: "Savage."

Kaigaku: "The only time you're not as stupid as you look is when I close my eyes."

Zenitsu: "If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump to your IQ."

Kaigaku: "You're a sentient menstrual cramp."

Zenitsu: "I was going to give you a nasty look, but i see you already have one."

Kaigaku: "Hey, you do you. God knows no one else will."

Kuwajima: "Ooooo"

Zenitsu: "I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce."

Kaigaku: "You're damn lucky stupidity isn't a crime, because you would not survive in prison."

Kuwajima: "The sheer volume of killshots in this argument would wipe out an army."

Zenitsu: "You're as sharp as a mashed potato."

Kaigaku: "Two wrongs don't make a right. Just look at your parents."

Zenitsu: "At least I have parents."

Kaigaku:

Kuwajima:

Zenitsu:

Kaigaku: "Dude."

Kuwajima: "Dude."

Zenitsu: "I know..."

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Ed: "It's spinning! It's a drilldo!"

Envy: "Cool!"

Envy:

Envy: "A drilldo?"

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Kaigaku: "Go ahead and paint me red and black and call me jumper cables, babe, cos I'm about to start some shit today."

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Ed: "I'm gonna grab a midnight snack."

Envy: "It's only 10 pm."

Ed: "Ok, I'll grab a 10 pm snack."

Envy: "You can't do that. That's not a thing."

Ed: "I'll grab a snack that's not attached to any specific time of day."

Envy: "Bring me cookies!"

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Greed: "It's not easy being the disappointment of the family, but here I am."

Greed: "Gang gang, bitch."

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Gee, if only Tom Cruise and Steven Spielberg had made a blockbuster movie about how this was a bad idea.

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Found a reel on facebook talking about figuring out my anxiety type. Sir, my anxiety is its own special beast, and you will not judge it or put it in a box, thank you very much.

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Akaza: "When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying."

Douma: "Aaaaaand?"

Akaza: "And you are."