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Akaza: "What's the difference between me and a mosquito?"

Rengoku: "I don't know. What's the difference between you and a mosquito?"

Akaza: "When you slap me, I don't stop sucking."

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My Fiancé: "I canonically think Tanjirou doesn't know what sex is for 90% of his life."

My Fiancé: "Like."

My Fiancé: "I feel it in my bones."

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Every friend group should include

A bisxeual

Another bisexual

A third bisexual

And a straight white-haired guy

who finds out he is also a bisexual

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Gyoumei: "Are you going to be part of the problem, or the solu-"

Kaigaku: "I'm gonna be the whole problem."

Gyoumei:

Gyoumei: "That wasn't a question that you were supposed to answer."

Kaigaku: "I'm probably going to make the problem bigger."

Kaigaku: "And I'm gonna burn bridges for not only me, but you as well."

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Shinobu: "Now what do you tell yourself when you are having impulses to throw yourself off a bridge?"

Giyuu: "Uh, yeet?"

Shinobu: "No."

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Envy: "When you love someone, you have to go after them."

Mei: "Is that how you got Ed?"

Envy: "Bitch, I look like this. Homeenby don't chase. Homeenby gets chased."

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Kaigaku: "Pick up lines aren't really my thing."

Kaigaku: "I'd rather be pinned down than picked up."

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Every friend group should include:

A bimbo

A mean bisexual

An even meaner lesbian

She/theys and he/theys

A token straight that's on thin ice

An astrology bitch who has everyone's birth charts memorized

And a short king

Kaigaku is a color picture of a manga panel, I did not color him, but this is everything I know about who apparently did:

The reddit I got Kaigaku from - KimetsuNoYaiba

The user - TodorokiShoto17

The user's insta - @therealsketchyartist

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Shinjurou: "Please bring me a screwdriver."

Ruka: "Phillips, flathead, or vodka?"

Shinjurou: "And that's how I knew she was the one."

Kyoujurou/Senjurou:

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Zenitsu: "Gentlemen, gentlemen, let's be civil about this. Let's make a deal. You surrender, and you don't die. How does that sound?"

Demon: "And how do you intend to kill us?"

Zenitsu: "Oh, no, I can't kill you. But my buddy can. Say hi, buddy."

Kaigaku: already unsheathing his sword "Hi."

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I just realized that Edvy is the ultimate "would you still love me if I was a worm"...and I'm ashamed of how long that took me.

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Sanemi: "Fight me, you nerd-ass punk!"

Giyuu: "At least try to sound sophisticated when you threaten someone."

Sanemi: "Does thou wish to engage in a duel, my good bitch?"

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Me: doom scrolling my way through the morning waiting for the ritalin to kick in, pausing to actually watch one of them

Yakko: "Number One Sister, dust for prints!

Dot: "I found Prince!"

Yakko: "No, no, no, fingerprints."

Dot: after exchanging a brief glance with the musician in her grasp "I don't think so."

Me: keeps scrolling

Me: stopping abruptly a few reels later as the joke catches up to me

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Tanjirou: "Oh, fiddlesticks, this really ruffles my feathers."

Inosuke: "PLEASE just say FUCK!"

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Tanjirou: "I'm not worried."

Zenitsu: "Neither am I."

Inosuke: "Neither am I... but I don't care."

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Tengen: "You're repressing the memory, dude."

Muichirou: "Oh yeah, the vault. That's where the stuff I can't handle goes."

Muichirou: "Kerplunk."

Tengen: "Ok, so you even know you're doing it."

Muichirou: "Yeah."