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Daki: "Why does multiplying two negative numbers equal a positive number? It doesn't make any sense."

Kaigaku: "Doesn't make no sense obviously. Turn around. Turned around again. What the fuck? I'm facing the same direction."

Gyūtarō: "Ok, but then why doesn't multiplying two positive numbers equal a negative number?"

Kaigaku: "Don't turn around. Don't turn around again. What the fuck? I'm facing the same direction."

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Kidnapper: "We have your son."

Envy: "I have my son, he's right here."

Kidnapper: "Then...who just asked for chocolate milk with a straw and made us cut the crust off his pb&j sandwich?"

Envy: "...You have my husband."

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I complained/wondered aloud the other day about the sheer volume of Rule 63ed Kaigaku out there. My fiance misheard and thought I was talking about Akaza. I corrected him and said it was Kaigaku I was referring to. His response went from "Because Muscle Mommy" to "Because he's a little bitch and they want to make sure everyone knows it."

To his credit, I have seldom seen a gender bent Akaza that hasn't still been totally shredded...and, as much as I love him, Kaigaku is utter garbage. So...yeah.

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Yall better deliver on this.

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"She Keeps Me Up" by Nickelback always, without fail, makes me think of Akaza.

I don't know why.

I don't know how it started.

I don't know when it will end.

I don't know if it will end, but it's true.

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Douma: about Akaza "You just know he's covering his lust for me with cruelty and violence."

Kaigaku: "With how much he attacks you, he must really, really, really, REALLY like you."

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Back at the Japanese grocery.

I ate the tempura I got and mixed the softboiked egg in before it occurred to me to take a picture. At least I now know I like lotus root.

No lunch is complete without a crepe.

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Douma: "Can you please talk to me?"

Akaza: "I could, but I don't want to."

Douma: "Can you please want to talk to me?"

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Sanemi: "He died of natural causes."

Mitsuri: "You pushed him off the roof!"

Sanemi: "Yeah, gravity. It's natural."

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Envy: "We need eggs, milk, and bread. Write it down."

Ed: "No, I'll remember."

One hour later

Envy: "What did you buy?"

Ed: "A panda."

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Nezuko: "Maybe that's the secret to happiness...settling."

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How canon Akaza would have Rengoku and the Kamaboko Boys labeled in his phone if had one cos one minute he chillin', the next those four roll up like DoorDash on steroids after ignoring everything but leg day.

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I forgot I changed my username on apple music...

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Sanemi: "Working with the rank and file has done nothing but made me realize that 90% of the human population should've been swallowed by their mother."

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I was just on Ao3, looking for my rarepair with the coveted rarebottom. I found literally six fics with him tagged as the bottom. I am aware that there are fics that don't have positions labeled in the tags, but, honestly, that hardly mattered in this case.

This ended in me, in my frustration, muttering, "Just bottom already!"

Apparently, I was not quite quiet enough because the next thing I heard was my fiancé's amused snort from the next room.

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Zenitsu: "That's not very nice."

Kaigaku: "Good. It wasn't supposed to be."