#incorrect fma quotes
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incorrectfmaquotes · 10 months ago
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Ed: pioneering something called "gritted teeth optimism" where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it
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dyingroses · 1 year ago
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Alphonse: my brother just prank called the auto parts store he works at asking if they had fallopian tubes and the guy spent like 20 minutes looking
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caesarinsalata · 10 months ago
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datlokibumtho · 4 months ago
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Greed: "I'd call you a fuckboy, but since I don't know your gender, I'm just going to call you a fuck."
Envy: "Fair."
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i-have-fma-thoughts · 8 months ago
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Mustang: you're gonna get fired if you keep going on like that.
Ed: oh I'm so past getting fired right now
Ed: I'm gonna get shot
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wakkoroni · 7 months ago
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FMAB Incorrect Quotes/Scripts: #2
Slight context: the Elrics are missing
Roy: I want those kids found now scout the area, leave no stone unturned
Solider: but sir it’s dangerous
Roy: I don’t care I want my children back to me
Soldier: yes sir
Riza: should I get the adoption papers ready
Roy, realizing what he just said: I don’t have time for games
Riza: I’ll put it on standby
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wickedcriminal · 2 years ago
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Peak sibling behavior
Bonus: armor edition
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number1greedlingfan · 5 months ago
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Al: You've been seeing Pride this whole time?! Why didn't you tell anyone sooner!
Ling: Because Ed always says I'm sick in the head and threatens me.
Ed: Well you are.
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fairyprince7 · 1 year ago
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Ed: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak, like “look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.”
Winry: Wow. You are not ready to hear about trees.
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cjs-51703 · 8 months ago
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*Modern!AU*
Lan Fan, on Ling's phone: *sees contact named 'Love of My Life'*
Lan Fan: Aww, that's--
Lan Fan: Wait, that's not my number. *calls the number*
The other line: This is Pizza Hut, how can I help you?
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incorrectfmaquotes · 1 year ago
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Ling: Okay, listen, bestie- Ed: I am not your fucking bestie. Ling: OKAY, then listen, WORSTIE-
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dyingroses · 16 days ago
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Ling: Road trip with friends! Greed: We are literally on the run from the government!
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slicey-eurydicey · 1 year ago
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Fuery: If you got arrested what would be the charges? Falman: Theft. Breda: Disturbing the peace. Hawkeye: Aggravated assault. Mustang: Arson. Havoc: All of the above. In that order, probably.
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datlokibumtho · 4 months ago
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Ed: "My mom always told me I could be whatever I wanted. So I became a problem."
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i-have-fma-thoughts · 8 months ago
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Ed: I raised you, you traitor!
Ed: how could you do this to your own brother.
Ed: after all the sacrifices I made for you?
Al: you say 'sacrifices' like you had something else going on.
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the-herdier · 2 years ago
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Greed: "In fact..."
Greed, pointing at Lust: "Eat shit."
Greed, pointing at Envy: "Eat shit."
Greed, pointing at Pride: "Eat shit."
Greed, pointing at Wrath: "Definitely eat shit."
Greed, pointing at Gluttony: "Eat shit."
Greed: "You can all eat shit!"
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