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wakkoroni Ā· 7 months ago
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FMAB Incorrect Quotes/Scripts: #2
Slight context: the Elrics are missing
Roy: I want those kids found now scout the area, leave no stone unturned
Solider: but sir itā€™s dangerous
Roy: I donā€™t care I want my children back to me
Soldier: yes sir
Riza: should I get the adoption papers ready
Roy, realizing what he just said: I donā€™t have time for games
Riza: Iā€™ll put it on standby
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turn-my-hollow-purple Ā· 8 months ago
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Things my Friends Have Said as FMA Characters
Ed: ā€œā€˜You body slammed a girl?!ā€™ YES AND I WAS PROUD OF IT!ā€Ā 
Al: ā€œIā€™m like a purse dog. I shake when Iā€™m scared or coldā€
Roy: ā€œWho am I without my hair? I donā€™t have a personality. I donā€™t have friends.ā€
Riza: ā€œho-ho-homicide :)ā€
Winry: ā€œI can explain it in court, thatā€™s what mattersā€
Scar: ā€œIā€™m cheering on the insideā€
Lust: ā€œIā€™m not normally into blondes, but satan might have turned meā€
Olivier: ā€œI want balls but I donā€™t wantā€¦ emotional ballsā€
Ling Yao/greed: ā€œyes, Iā€™m digging the shin right nowā€Ā 
Envy: ā€œIā€™m only masquerading as a manā€
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gooseberryfox Ā· 1 year ago
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ed, crawling back into a hotel room after sneaking out: hawkeye, waiting for him: where were you? ed: uh... with the colonel? mustang, flicking on a lamp: try again.
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fma-incorrect-quotes Ā· 2 years ago
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Ling: like imagine if you accidentally went to prison. I almost did that once. Ling: I just walked right into it. I didn't even realize it was a jail.
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fuzzy-worm-spaghetti15 Ā· 7 months ago
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ā€˜Iā€™m agnosticā€™ he says, knowing that he has met literal god.
Al: But brother, havenā€™t you met god?
Ed: I wasnā€™t impressed.
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emmikay Ā· 3 months ago
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Mustang: Hey, want to help me commit a felony?
Hawkeye: Colonel! What the hell?!
Mustang: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Mustang: (whispering) Want to help me commit a felony?
Hawkeye: (whispering) Of course sir, what do you need?
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caesarinsalata Ā· 9 months ago
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One more before bed:
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rizatouchesthewalls Ā· 7 months ago
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enemies: who are you? what are you? a homunculous?
edward e. rockbell: worseā€¦ A HOUSEHUSBAND!!!
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incorrectfmaquotes Ā· 10 months ago
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Ed: pioneering something called "gritted teeth optimism" where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it
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dyingroses Ā· 1 year ago
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Alphonse: my brother just prank called the auto parts store he works at asking if they had fallopian tubes and the guy spent like 20 minutes looking
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honorary-twat Ā· 6 months ago
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Bradley, talking to Ed: you're a good kid Elric.
Mustang, talking to Al: yeah, it's too bad about your brother though..
Ed:
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Al:
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wakkoroni Ā· 7 months ago
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FMA/FMAB Incorrect Quotes/Scripts #1
Theyā€™re at a military conference
Roy: Go on ahead, Iā€™ll meet you in a bit
Ed: Okayā€¦
Roy, walking in: Fullmetal, why are you standing in the corner
Ed: Because I didnā€™t know what to say
Roy: So you decided to sit in the corner?
Ed: It was that or destroy their belief system
Roy: WHY WAS IT BETWEEN THAT OR DESTROY THEIR BELIEF SYSTEM???
NOT A SHIP
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datlokibumtho Ā· 3 months ago
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Greed: "I'd call you a fuckboy, but since I don't know your gender, I'm just going to call you a fuck."
Envy: "Fair."
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gooseberryfox Ā· 11 months ago
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roy, after ed did something reckless again: that's it! you're grounded! get on top of the fridge!
ed, climbing up said fridge: this office is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE
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i-have-fma-thoughts Ā· 8 months ago
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Mustang: you're gonna get fired if you keep going on like that.
Ed: oh I'm so past getting fired right now
Ed: I'm gonna get shot
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slapyou-intheface-blog Ā· 6 months ago
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Ling: I would let you ruin my life.
Edward: Sorry, Iā€™m busy ruining my own. Youā€™re gonna have to wait.
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