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FMAB Incorrect Quotes/Scripts: #2
Slight context: the Elrics are missing
Roy: I want those kids found now scout the area, leave no stone unturned
Solider: but sir itās dangerous
Roy: I donāt care I want my children back to me
Soldier: yes sir
Riza: should I get the adoption papers ready
Roy, realizing what he just said: I donāt have time for games
Riza: Iāll put it on standby
#the vibe speaks#roy mustang#riza hawkeye#fmab#fma brotherhood#incorrect fma quotes#incorrect fmab quotes#edward elric#alphonse elric#fma incorrect quotes#probably ooc#vibes does scripts#parental roy mustang
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Things my Friends Have Said as FMA Characters
Ed: āāYou body slammed a girl?!ā YES AND I WAS PROUD OF IT!āĀ
Al: āIām like a purse dog. I shake when Iām scared or coldā
Roy: āWho am I without my hair? I donāt have a personality. I donāt have friends.ā
Riza: āho-ho-homicide :)ā
Winry: āI can explain it in court, thatās what mattersā
Scar: āIām cheering on the insideā
Lust: āIām not normally into blondes, but satan might have turned meā
Olivier: āI want balls but I donāt wantā¦ emotional ballsā
Ling Yao/greed: āyes, Iām digging the shin right nowāĀ
Envy: āIām only masquerading as a manā
#fma brotherhood#fma#fmab#fullmetal alchemist#fullmetal alchimist brotherhood#edward elric#alphonse elric#winry rockbell#roy mustang#riza hawkeye#lust#greed#envy#ling yao#incorrect quotes#fma incorrect quotes#fma fmab#fmab incorrect quotes
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ed, crawling back into a hotel room after sneaking out: hawkeye, waiting for him: where were you? ed: uh... with the colonel? mustang, flicking on a lamp: try again.
#parental roy mustang#fmab#fullmetal alchimist brotherhood#edward elric#fma incorrect#fma incorrect quotes
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Ling: like imagine if you accidentally went to prison. I almost did that once. Ling: I just walked right into it. I didn't even realize it was a jail.
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āIām agnosticā he says, knowing that he has met literal god.
Al: But brother, havenāt you met god?
Ed: I wasnāt impressed.
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Mustang: Hey, want to help me commit a felony?
Hawkeye: Colonel! What the hell?!
Mustang: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Mustang: (whispering) Want to help me commit a felony?
Hawkeye: (whispering) Of course sir, what do you need?
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One more before bed:
Incorrect quote source here
#fma#edward elric#fullmetal alchemist#winry rockbell#alphonse elric#incorrect quotes#my art#freckles#fma art#fmab#these are so fun
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enemies: who are you? what are you? a homunculous?
edward e. rockbell: worseā¦ A HOUSEHUSBAND!!!
#he would absolutely take her last name#same with ling#or any other ship#following in izumis footsteps#IM A HOUSEWIFE!#edwin#wined#edward rockbell#winry rockbell#edward elric#fma#fmab#fmab winry#fma winry#fma edward#fmab edward#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#fullmetal alchemist#anime#incorrect quotes
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Ed: pioneering something called "gritted teeth optimism" where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it
#edward elric#fma#fmab#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#fullmetal alchemist#incorrect fma quotes#source: tumblr
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Alphonse: my brother just prank called the auto parts store he works at asking if they had fallopian tubes and the guy spent like 20 minutes looking
#incorrect fma quotes#incorrect quotes#fma brotherhood#fma#fmab#fullmetal alchemist#fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#incorrect fmab quotes#alphonse elric#edward elric
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Bradley, talking to Ed: you're a good kid Elric.
Mustang, talking to Al: yeah, it's too bad about your brother though..
Ed:
Al:
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FMA/FMAB Incorrect Quotes/Scripts #1
Theyāre at a military conference
Roy: Go on ahead, Iāll meet you in a bit
Ed: Okayā¦
Roy, walking in: Fullmetal, why are you standing in the corner
Ed: Because I didnāt know what to say
Roy: So you decided to sit in the corner?
Ed: It was that or destroy their belief system
Roy: WHY WAS IT BETWEEN THAT OR DESTROY THEIR BELIEF SYSTEM???
NOT A SHIP
#NOT A SHIP#DONT YALL DARE SHIP THESE TWO#fma brotherhood#fma#fmab#fma incorrect quotes#the vibe speaks#vibes does scripts#roy mustang#edward elric#fullmetal alchemist#parental roy mustang#if I see this tagged as a ship Iām going to LOSE MY MIND#probably ooc#Iām still learning their voice
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Greed: "I'd call you a fuckboy, but since I don't know your gender, I'm just going to call you a fuck."
Envy: "Fair."
#funny#anime#manga#incorrect quotes#fullmetal alchemist#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#incorrect fma quotes#incorrect fullmetal alchemist quotes#incorrect fullmetal alchemist brotherhood quotes#envy fma#envy the jealous#envy#fma greed#greedling#greed the avaricious#greed
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roy, after ed did something reckless again: that's it! you're grounded! get on top of the fridge!
ed, climbing up said fridge: this office is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE
#fullmetal alchemist#fullmetal alchemist incorrect quotes#fma incorrect quotes#edward elric#roy mustang
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Mustang: you're gonna get fired if you keep going on like that.
Ed: oh I'm so past getting fired right now
Ed: I'm gonna get shot
#roy mustang#fma#fmab#fullmetal alchemist#Edward elric#edward elric#fma brotherhood#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#incorrect fma quotes
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Ling: I would let you ruin my life.
Edward: Sorry, Iām busy ruining my own. Youāre gonna have to wait.
#incorrect quotes#fullmetal alchimist brotherhood#fmab#fma#edling#edward elric#ling yao#fullmetal alchemist
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