#fma incorrect quotes

[lucky-me-envy]

This is basically Hohenheim and the dwarf in the flask right?

[hitoshi-yuuto]

Edward : Damn, you look good in that suit.

Roy : You know where else I'd look good?

Edward, with zero hesitation : In my bed.

Roy, at the same time : By your side- wait, what?

[wakkoroni]

FMAB Incorrect Quotes/Scripts: #2

Slight context: the Elrics are missing

Roy: I want those kids found now scout the area, leave no stone unturned

Solider: but sir it’s dangerous

Roy: I don’t care I want my children back to me

Soldier: yes sir

Riza: should I get the adoption papers ready

Roy, realizing what he just said: I don’t have time for games

Riza: I’ll put it on standby

[turn-my-hollow-purple]

Things my Friends Have Said as FMA Characters

Ed: “‘You body slammed a girl?!’ YES AND I WAS PROUD OF IT!” 

Al: “I’m like a purse dog. I shake when I’m scared or cold”

Roy: “Who am I without my hair? I don’t have a personality. I don’t have friends.”

Riza: “ho-ho-homicide :)”

Winry: “I can explain it in court, that’s what matters”

Scar: “I���m cheering on the inside”

Lust: “I’m not normally into blondes, but satan might have turned me”

Olivier: “I want balls but I don’t want… emotional balls”

Ling Yao/greed: “yes, I’m digging the shin right now” 

Envy: “I’m only masquerading as a man”

[gooseberryfox]

ed, crawling back into a hotel room after sneaking out: hawkeye, waiting for him: where were you? ed: uh... with the colonel? mustang, flicking on a lamp: try again.

[fma-incorrect-quotes]

Ling: like imagine if you accidentally went to prison. I almost did that once. Ling: I just walked right into it. I didn't even realize it was a jail.

[fuzzy-worm-spaghetti15]

‘I’m agnostic’ he says, knowing that he has met literal god.

Al: But brother, haven’t you met god?

Ed: I wasn’t impressed.

[emmikay]

Mustang: Hey, want to help me commit a felony?

Hawkeye: Colonel! What the hell?!

Mustang: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Mustang: (whispering) Want to help me commit a felony?

Hawkeye: (whispering) Of course sir, what do you need?

[caesarinsalata]

One more before bed:

Incorrect quote source here

[rizatouchesthewalls]

enemies: who are you? what are you? a homunculous?

edward e. rockbell: worse… A HOUSEHUSBAND!!!

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Ed: pioneering something called "gritted teeth optimism" where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it

[lucky-me-envy]

Thought of Envy the second I saw this post

[hitoshi-yuuto]

Why Roy and Ed are never sent on missions together

Edward : Oh fuck, oh shit! Quick what’s your type?

Roy *lying on the ground bleeding out* : The most beautiful golden eyes I have ever seen, gorgeous blonde hair, annoying, but like, in a cute way...

Edward: YOUR BLOOD TYPE, YOU STUPID BASTARD!

Roy : Oh... B positive.

Edward *frustrated* : Yeah, thanks, I try but you're not helping me!

[wakkoroni]

FMA/FMAB Incorrect Quotes/Scripts #1

They’re at a military conference

Roy: Go on ahead, I’ll meet you in a bit

Ed: Okay…

Roy, walking in: Fullmetal, why are you standing in the corner

Ed: Because I didn’t know what to say

Roy: So you decided to sit in the corner?

Ed: It was that or destroy their belief system

Roy: WHY WAS IT BETWEEN THAT OR DESTROY THEIR BELIEF SYSTEM???

NOT A SHIP

[slapyou-intheface-blog]

Mei: I’m so happy right now I could kiss you.

Alphonse: Um…Neat…

*later*

Alphonse, lying face down on the bed: I said “neat” brother. Who the heck says neat these days? It’s not neat to say neat but I said it anyways cause I’m a big fat idiot.

Edward, reading a book: Don’t beat yourself up too much Al. You remember what I did when Ling confessed to me?

Alphonse: Didn’t you thank him?

Edward, closing his book and looking at the ceiling: I fucking thanked him.

[gooseberryfox]

ed: man i'm so tired roy: hi tired, i'm dad ed: roy: wait no