#fma incorrect quotes

[wakkoroni]

FMAB Incorrect Quotes/Scripts: #2

Slight context: the Elrics are missing

Roy: I want those kids found now scout the area, leave no stone unturned

Solider: but sir it’s dangerous

Roy: I don’t care I want my children back to me

Soldier: yes sir

Riza: should I get the adoption papers ready

Roy, realizing what he just said: I don’t have time for games

Riza: I’ll put it on standby

[turn-my-hollow-purple]

Things my Friends Have Said as FMA Characters

Ed: “‘You body slammed a girl?!’ YES AND I WAS PROUD OF IT!” 

Al: “I’m like a purse dog. I shake when I’m scared or cold”

Roy: “Who am I without my hair? I don’t have a personality. I don’t have friends.”

Riza: “ho-ho-homicide :)”

Winry: “I can explain it in court, that’s what matters”

Scar: “I’m cheering on the inside”

Lust: “I’m not normally into blondes, but satan might have turned me”

Olivier: “I want balls but I don’t want… emotional balls”

Ling Yao/greed: “yes, I’m digging the shin right now” 

Envy: “I’m only masquerading as a man”

[gooseberryfox]

ed, crawling back into a hotel room after sneaking out: hawkeye, waiting for him: where were you? ed: uh... with the colonel? mustang, flicking on a lamp: try again.

[fma-incorrect-quotes]

Ling: like imagine if you accidentally went to prison. I almost did that once. Ling: I just walked right into it. I didn't even realize it was a jail.

[fuzzy-worm-spaghetti15]

‘I’m agnostic’ he says, knowing that he has met literal god.

Al: But brother, haven’t you met god?

Ed: I wasn’t impressed.

[emmikay]

Mustang: Hey, want to help me commit a felony?

Hawkeye: Colonel! What the hell?!

Mustang: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Mustang: (whispering) Want to help me commit a felony?

Hawkeye: (whispering) Of course sir, what do you need?

[caesarinsalata]

One more before bed:

Incorrect quote source here

[rizatouchesthewalls]

enemies: who are you? what are you? a homunculous?

edward e. rockbell: worse… A HOUSEHUSBAND!!!

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Ed: pioneering something called "gritted teeth optimism" where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it

[slapyou-intheface-blog]

Mei: I’m so happy right now I could kiss you.

Alphonse: Um…Neat…

*later*

Alphonse, lying face down on the bed: I said “neat” brother. Who the heck says neat these days? It’s not neat to say neat but I said it anyways cause I’m a big fat idiot.

Edward, reading a book: Don’t beat yourself up too much Al. You remember what I did when Ling confessed to me?

Alphonse: Didn’t you thank him?

Edward, closing his book and looking at the ceiling: I fucking thanked him.

[dyingroses]

Alphonse: my brother just prank called the auto parts store he works at asking if they had fallopian tubes and the guy spent like 20 minutes looking

[wakkoroni]

FMA/FMAB Incorrect Quotes/Scripts #1

They’re at a military conference

Roy: Go on ahead, I’ll meet you in a bit

Ed: Okay…

Roy, walking in: Fullmetal, why are you standing in the corner

Ed: Because I didn’t know what to say

Roy: So you decided to sit in the corner?

Ed: It was that or destroy their belief system

Roy: WHY WAS IT BETWEEN THAT OR DESTROY THEIR BELIEF SYSTEM???

NOT A SHIP

[honorary-twat]

Bradley, talking to Ed: you're a good kid Elric.

Mustang, talking to Al: yeah, it's too bad about your brother though..

Ed:

Al:

[gooseberryfox]

roy, after ed did something reckless again: that's it! you're grounded! get on top of the fridge!

ed, climbing up said fridge: this office is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE

[datlokibumtho]

Greed: "I'd call you a fuckboy, but since I don't know your gender, I'm just going to call you a fuck."

Envy: "Fair."

[i-have-fma-thoughts]

Mustang: you're gonna get fired if you keep going on like that.

Ed: oh I'm so past getting fired right now

Ed: I'm gonna get shot