#the dwarf in the flask

[dyingroses]

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood + text posts and stuff

[spidermanifested]

there will be more greeds moving castle concept art until The Vision is recognized 💥💥💥

(sequel to theeeese)

[derseprinceoftbd]

"Except that he was also, weirdly, entirely fucking white, like he had been hit with a bag of flour in a cartoon or something, so that's a big clear difference, but also later he gets your hair and skin color when he crosses the bishonen line? It's weird."

[mechadeimos]

[ari-blueberry-bloop]

[variouspolltournaments]

Propaganda

John Gaius: Dude has been alive for around 10000 years and still makes meme references that no one understands.

[worldsokayestdragon]

We (rightfully) give Father a lot of shit for not getting his last human sacrifice lined up until after the eclipse had already started, but I don't think anyone talks enough about what a terrible job he did keeping track of the others.

He just let Hohenheim wander into the desert in the opposite direction from him a few centuries back and then never looked for him again. probably didn't even know for certain he was in the country until Pride saw him in Leore, then didn't send anyone after him just let him hang out there until Al showed up and then fuck off to who knows where again.

They identified Izumi as a candidate (or possible candidate? I don't remember any of the homunculi besides Greed actually seeing her do circle-less transmutation they were just like yeah probably) and then immediately lost her. the extent of trying to find her again was just having some soldiers pester Mason about when she'd be back. Nary a search party in sight.

Ed and Al they at least tried to keep an eye on with the whole "don't try to get away or who knows what'll happen to your friends" thing but then Kimblee fucked that up by letting Winry get close enough to help them scheme and lost both Elrics and their best hostage in one day. Then despite having control of the government and military Father couldn't track them down again until like the week before the deadline for Al and literally the night before for Ed. People were looking for Ed, but the description they had to go on was "red coat and a braid" which are both so easy to get rid of. There's no indication that anyone was told to keep an eye out for Al at all. I know it's a big country but Al can't exactly blend in and Ed and Greed have never been subtle a day in their lives. Should have been able to track down at least one of them way sooner if they'd been looking properly.

The transmutation circle to get them all where Father needed them for the sacrifice only covered Central, and he'd done absolutely nothing to make sure any of them were actually in the city. He was just like "oh they'll come on their own, it's in their nature" and fine, okay, he ended up being right, but still! That is damn sloppy and leaving a lot up to chance in the final stages of your centuries long plot to achieve godhood!

[princetenkoo]

Forever, The Dwarf In The Flask (2022)

[emmikay]

Father: RIP to everyone killed by God for their hubris but I'm different. And better. Maybe even better than God.

[redspaceangst]

i'd deign to say the lyrics "i was not always a monster / once i was somebodies muse" doesnt just fit gravity falls. it is ABSOLUTELY also hoenheim and the dwarf. and i WILL cry myself to sleep thinking about that

(edit: im pretty sure its a bendy and the ink machine fan song, but, cmon... its so hoenheim and the dwarf coded...)

[capekelpie]

you see it, right?

La creatura.

[dyingroses]

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood + text posts and stuff

[mechadeimos]

[derseprinceoftbd]

Kenjaku edit please people

[ID: A section from a page of Fullmetal Alchemist, featuring four panels read right to left. The characters focused on are Hohenheim and Father, both shown from the chest up. Hohenheim has a short beard with sideburns stretching to his cheeks, and a long ponytail in the back. Father has similar long hair, but it is not tied up and he has no beard, and there are thin veins bulging across his body.

Hohenheim, pointing: You think you're the ultimate being but you're actually just a dead end.

Father rubs his chin and looks up in thought.

Father: Think so? Then allow me to give birth.

Hohenheim stares in shock.

End ID.]

[pumpkinsouppe]

Don’t forget 3.Oct.11