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Anatomy test again

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Awesome he's done for

How old should Mustang be in my [unspecified horror] au?

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this is how it went when they met right

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yall have no idea what kind of things im sparing you from

what did i mean by this

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no cause. can we talk about how greed isn’t even really greed. he’s not even really father’s greed. he thinks that ruling the world will fill the void and then realises that what will fill it is having friends. DUDE. he isn’t father’s greed or desire for power, because father never extracted those things from himself. he is father’s desire to be loved. FUCK

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ik its been months since u posted but im curious on your first impressions on various fma characters. Ling and greed specifically but im curious abt others also

ooooo this is a toughie... see the problem is its been Years since i first watched fma. but i vaguely remember. keep in mind i was 15 okay 😭

edward elric - "RAAAAAAA THATS MY GOAT" (and more upsettingly) "hes just like me fr"

alphonse elric - "sweet :)" (i often sidelined him in my head. i am Better now. he is the true goat 🙏‼️)

winry rockbell - "cool" (also frequently sidelined bc i was a diehard edling shipper to the point of sickness 😐 i am not proud of this)

ling yao - "AAAAGGHH SO FUCKING COOL" + "oh there's something wrong with him" (second one is where the obsession began)

lan fan - "cool" (15 yr old me hated women or something because why did i give ling sm credit for his fight scenes and lan fan NONE for CHOPPING HER OWN ARM OFF?!)

greed - "I CAN FIX HIM" (i also wasnt attracted to him until he was greedling... rookie mistake. rookie mistake to think he needs fixing too)

roy mustang - "cool fire powers but the annoying old bastard needs to get a life" (i dont think i need to explain this one) "HE SHOULDVE STAYED BLIND"

riza hawkeye - "mustangs subordinate whos significantly cooler and nicer than him" (for some reason i didnt conceive of royai being an option back then)

jean havoc - "i THINK this guy is a boy kisser" (this is where my thoughts started and ended and i didnt even ship him with anyone)

van hohenheim - "neglectful abusive bastard i HATE HIM" (i wasnt 15 years old and projecting. 15 yr olds never do that can i get an amen)

those are all i can remember! thank u for the question anon this was a neat trip down memory lane lmao 🫶

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We don't give Greed enough credit 💥

Under the cut is a long rant on why Greed leaving the Homunculi is so cool <3

Given the fact that the homunculi are a piece of Father's soul and the way Greed acted when he was brought back; it looks like they're born with full dedication to Father and their belief that humans are an energy source far below them. (Though it is a bit different in Gluttony and Sloth.) It looks like he can alter the souls of his children before he gives them their bodies so who knows what he programs into them. While that's pure speculation, even if it's false the Homunculi are quick to be taught that. Their full time job is essentially to brutally fuck over humans in mass and manipulate them. Their group is an echo chamber parroting that humans are inferior and to be used for their plans.

Also given the timeline, Greed most likely carved a crest of blood, specifically the Soapman incident in frisk. Also with his personality and him being one of the first Homunculi to look like an adult human he was def given his fair share of jobs manipulating/killing people. (Think Lust and Havoc)

Greed lived with that for 100 years. He says his avarice made him leave but he could've had anything under Father. The Homunculi had Amestris in their hands!

He could've had a stable supply of souls to give him the closest thing to immortality too !! If his goal was always to betray father on the promised day he could've just followed orders until the day of but, he still left !!

And he didn't just leave, he then coexists with humans for another 100 years and he had morals too??? He doesn't lie and doesn't like fighting women, who taught him such manners ?? His living conditions throughout those years were subpar at best; the dude is stuck in hiding as a known criminal. Fulfilling his Greed isn't practical or possible.

Also the group of humans he chose as his gang? Yeah they're his family's human experiments. It's canon that chimera's are strong but have you considered the health issues they have? There's no shot a majority of them are in good condition, mentally or physically, when he rescues them.

Now fast forward to Greed's soon to be first death: he has the option to go back and still refuses ! After he's brought back, he lasts like a month before leaving again and immediately interferes with Fathers plans !!

While sharing a body with Ling he does what he can to help humans and discourage them from fighting. He gains nothing from this.

Sure, Greed almost sacrifices the country so he can try ruling the world BUT that attempt was so weak and he immediately gave up he gets a pass.

Either way I love this confused loser sm. <3

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How old should Mustang be in my [unspecified horror] au?

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this is how it went when they met right

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and what if i, the number1greedlingfan, said the APT art trend was perfect for edwin...

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Ten moments from the manga where Greed was living up to his role as Ultimate Shield.

Bonus: the moment of realization: