number1greedlingfan

[number1greedlingfan]

What do you think of EdxGreedling polycule?

i think its fun! it used to be THE ship for me when i first watched the show (i think i was 12-13 then?) but nowadays edwin is my favorite after greedxling

i do think some weird homosexual shit happened on that camping trip though. and that ling had some Less Than Platonic feelings for the guy he loved to harass...

the ideal post-canon scenario for me is that winry finds out ed/greed/ling had A Thing and finds it extremely funny. she plans a trip to Xing that night so she can hear their side of the story and ed is mortified. it doesn't help that between recounting the horrifically stupid outdoor flings, greed keeps aggressively flirting with his wife

OH BEFORE I FORGET. i have a fic on ao3 with that ship as the main tag! i really... need to finish it 😅

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thinking about greed (fucking SHOCKER) and his smoking habit this morning. you think, during the camping trip, he ever posted up on the wall beside heinkel and nonchalantly asked for a light?

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(very) late addition, but ling is cannibalised first out of necessity. they all know that with him, its eat or be eaten.

autism be damned i can cook

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fma commission for the wonderful @enjihawks

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anyone here who is a fan of sinister women, malicious women, deeply pathetic women, women who could top you (but won't because they're too busy having sex with multiple girlfriends), women who could kill you, women who will kill you, women who live by the motto gaslight gatekeep girlboss, women who eat trash and shit on the floor, women who treat their children like tools, women who are acutely aware that they will always been seen as A Woman first and everything else second, and/or women who are in general kinda fucked up: i'm begging you to read Chainsaw Man

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dude stay safe, mold poisoning is Real and is something you should get checked out

woke mob wants to take away my muse

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thinking about Edward "White Boy Ed" Elric today as I eat a pack of generic brand spicy ramen. the smell alone would burn his nostrils and upset his stomach I fear

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the Rot (mold in my apartment) is telling me to change my username to "number1edfan"... very scary

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[number1greedlingfan]

any babygirl of my mutuals is a babygirl of mine

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please. please don’t do this to me.

-saigreedling anon (creator of unfunny overused bit)

I would never. Edward Elric, on the other hand...

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i want to be friends with you 🥺🥺🥺🥺 do you have tweeter

i have a bluesky! but i havent posted on it AT ALL or really finished the profile 😭 i should do that

anyway my user's @grxxling.bsky.social if you dont mind how barebones the page is. dms are also welcome on here btw :)

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[number1greedlingfan]

i will never truly die off nor will i ever be killable my unfunniness forms a great sphere around my very being defending me from all psychic attacks (i can still be stabbed but that doesn’t count. don’t do that one it’s cheating and i will be very upset) it’s great to be back on the show

-saigreedling anon

Cast:

OG Greed

Ling Yao

Greedling

The Elric brothers and Winry*

Team Stang

Saiki K.

saigreedling anon

Episode 1

*DO NOT SEPARATE :(

[number1greedlingfan]

i forgot but pretend i didnt happy new years

-saigreedling anon (not dead yet, never truly defeated)

holy shit i rlly did think you were a one-off bit that died, thats crazy. HAPPY NEW YEAR ☺️💓🎉🎉🎉🎉

feel free to leave more stuff in my inbox fellow saigreedling soldier, for those who call us delusional are simply afraid

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💪 real work starts now...

new years resolutions

have every thought about fma brotherhood ever

draw greed

draw ling

go to anime convention dressed as edward smellric and passionately tell every single roy mustang cosplayer i see to kts

draw greedling

bribe younger brother with homegrown zolu fanart so he cosplays alphonse elric 2 match with me

understand the rot

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OPEN POLL - What would Ling Yao (and others, if you want) do for work in a modern AU?